Streetwalker Reports

**JizMan** · 05-23-19 13:51

I had reason to be on the Westside today so I took a cruise down Sully. I counted about 15 girls along the corridor. Most were hard, nasty looking, skanks. I am pretty sure I saw Brittany P, who looked very hard, and was sporting a gut and large butt. I pulled over to read a text near the BP at Hague. A girl came out of nowhere and stood by my passenger side window. She was blonde, petite and had what appeared to be a very tight body. Okay face but she needed some dental work though. I rolled down the window and told her I was just texting. I asked her name. She said it was Teeny and walked away. I was heading on my way out of the area when I spotted a very thin girl with black, straight, hair wearing a black or dark gray track suit in the Bottoms. She had a very pretty face from what I could see. She had a stern, serious expression. Her cheekbones were small, but prominent. She was about 5'6. I thought I might try and get her number for a later date, but as soon as I turned the corner, someone swooped in. Does anyone know who she might be? It was between noon and one.

**Mephistoph** · 05-22-19 16:59

Originally Posted by Dave3879 [View Original Post]

Picked her up twice in the past week. Not too far from haugue on sully. She has small paw print tats behind her left ear.

I dreamed with her very recently. Loved her DSLs!

I also asked about incall. Same info on location but we weren't near the place.

She was clean and fun. If I get over there I will report. And I am keen to get there!

**JohnJamesSteve** · 05-22-19 16:52

So I've been driving around mostly on the west side but sometimes on Parsons as well for quite some time but I've never pulled the trigger. Today while checking out Parsons I made a couple turns and headed back to high Street and one of them came up to my open window that I definitely did not ask to come to my window. No big deal but I just wanted you all to hear exactly what happened because I thought it was one of the most interesting things I've heard in this kinda searching. So as I stopped at the stop sign she said she was trying to get eight dollars and told me that she would do almost anything for eight dollars. I almost laughed but instead I pretended like I wasn't searching and told her that I didn't have eight dollars. Mostly because she looks like someone I didn't want to give any money with all the sores on her body. I'm sure you've all had something similar but I hadn't and I just thought it was a little bit crazy Good luck stay safe.

**Bowtie** · 05-22-19 08:03

Just my luck, I get a 6" ass crack flash from some homeless guy at the gas station central and sully. Damn, why does this keep happening to me? The mental scar some of these girls have given me is bad enough, now this.

Originally Posted by Bowtie [View Original Post]

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

**AznGuy13** · 05-21-19 22:51

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

It was Monday night. I drove down Hudson, Parsons then over to the west side. I saw a few decent chicks. Then a familiar sight. Shelby B! Other than her jagged teeth she was still looking good. We went to a great secret place. First, an outstanding BBBJ followed by BBFS with a big creampie finish. I gave her 30 and apparently it was 10 more than she expected. She was so grateful. These ladies should be grateful for 30 rather than whining and demanding more. What are they going to do, work at Wendy's instead? Anyhow Shelby claims she will be heading to maryhaven soon. I hope so, she is a nice lady. Great looks, personality and service!

I sure wish I had a car while here for work!

**Humpty Dumpty** · 05-21-19 11:48

It was Monday night. I drove down Hudson, Parsons then over to the west side. I saw a few decent chicks. Then a familiar sight. Shelby B! Other than her jagged teeth she was still looking good. We went to a great secret place. First, an outstanding BBBJ followed by BBFS with a big creampie finish. I gave her 30 and apparently it was 10 more than she expected. She was so grateful. These ladies should be grateful for 30 rather than whining and demanding more. What are they going to do, work at Wendy's instead? Anyhow Shelby claims she will be heading to maryhaven soon. I hope so, she is a nice lady. Great looks, personality and service!

**OnTheProwl67** · 05-20-19 17:13

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I picked her up at Sully and Clarendon. She agreed to 30 for FS. Got to the location, and she wanted to use a rubber. So I opted for BBBJ instead. After a minute of bad technique she started whining asking if I was close. She says she no longer enjoys sex. Oh well. I should have called Charlee or Alex K instead. Katie is always out, just pass her by.

That ***** owes me $8.

Glad to see you made it through your night unscathed!

**Humpty Dumpty** · 05-20-19 06:54

Looks like Kylie S. Just got arrested again a few hours ago. Can't wait for her to get out, I would love to fill her up with some warm cream. Anyone got some numbers for ladies under 25?

**JizMan** · 05-19-19 08:44

Have any of you guys seen Kylie S? You can see who I mean on the mugshot site circa 1-10-19. She looks pretty hard in her mugshot, but she's decent looking in her FB pics. She's a spinner at 5'2", 100 pounds. Check out the monologue she gave May 2 on her FB while dressed in a bathing suit. For those of you who saw her, I'm guessing she might have been a good time if she was straight?

**Kdoc13** · 05-18-19 13:07

Anyone know who the dark haired white cutie is on E. Main with the anchor tattoo on her face? She looks to healthy to be a walker, but this is the third time I've seen her out and about, and the first two times, she gave me the look as I drove by.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 05-17-19 00:24

I picked her up at Sully and Clarendon. She agreed to 30 for FS. Got to the location, and she wanted to use a rubber. So I opted for BBBJ instead. After a minute of bad technique she started whining asking if I was close. She says she no longer enjoys sex. Oh well. I should have called Charlee or Alex K instead. Katie is always out, just pass her by.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 05-16-19 15:27

So does anyone know what happened with that huge fire on Parsons the other night? Also after a night of heavy drinking at the keg room on west broad, I dropped another pile in their parking lot by the broken down van. Take a look for yourself.

**Mr Blue 314** · 05-16-19 13:40

Hell, a humpty ass crack photo would have been some funny shit. We should all be on the lookout for humpty sightings. Kind of a game, who can be the first to get an actual photo of humpty ass crack in the act.

Kind of like the funny wallmart customer photos.

Originally Posted by Bowtie [View Original Post]

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

**Bowtie** · 05-16-19 06:59

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 05-16-19 01:43

Originally Posted by Dave3879 [View Original Post]

Anyone know smiley and had any experience? 5'5 petite blonde with a nose ring "stud". Neon I think. All appearances she's clean and straight at the moment. Zero signs I saw. I recommend, but would like some insights from others if have met her.

I don't suppose you have a picture? First and last name? Location? Anything?