Streetwalker Reports

[JohnJamesSteve]

So I've been driving around mostly on the west side but sometimes on Parsons as well for quite some time but I've never pulled the trigger. Today while checking out Parsons I made a couple turns and headed back to high Street and one of them came up to my open window that I definitely did not ask to come to my window. No big deal but I just wanted you all to hear exactly what happened because I thought it was one of the most interesting things I've heard in this kinda searching. So as I stopped at the stop sign she said she was trying to get eight dollars and told me that she would do almost anything for eight dollars. I almost laughed but instead I pretended like I wasn't searching and told her that I didn't have eight dollars. Mostly because she looks like someone I didn't want to give any money with all the sores on her body. I'm sure you've all had something similar but I hadn't and I just thought it was a little bit crazy Good luck stay safe.

[Bowtie]

Just my luck, I get a 6" ass crack flash from some homeless guy at the gas station central and sully. Damn, why does this keep happening to me? The mental scar some of these girls have given me is bad enough, now this.

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

[AznGuy13]

It was Monday night. I drove down Hudson, Parsons then over to the west side. I saw a few decent chicks. Then a familiar sight. Shelby B! Other than her jagged teeth she was still looking good. We went to a great secret place. First, an outstanding BBBJ followed by BBFS with a big creampie finish. I gave her 30 and apparently it was 10 more than she expected. She was so grateful. These ladies should be grateful for 30 rather than whining and demanding more. What are they going to do, work at Wendy's instead? Anyhow Shelby claims she will be heading to maryhaven soon. I hope so, she is a nice lady. Great looks, personality and service!

I sure wish I had a car while here for work!

[Humpty Dumpty]

It was Monday night. I drove down Hudson, Parsons then over to the west side. I saw a few decent chicks. Then a familiar sight. Shelby B! Other than her jagged teeth she was still looking good. We went to a great secret place. First, an outstanding BBBJ followed by BBFS with a big creampie finish. I gave her 30 and apparently it was 10 more than she expected. She was so grateful. These ladies should be grateful for 30 rather than whining and demanding more. What are they going to do, work at Wendy's instead? Anyhow Shelby claims she will be heading to maryhaven soon. I hope so, she is a nice lady. Great looks, personality and service!

[OnTheProwl67]

I picked her up at Sully and Clarendon. She agreed to 30 for FS. Got to the location, and she wanted to use a rubber. So I opted for BBBJ instead. After a minute of bad technique she started whining asking if I was close. She says she no longer enjoys sex. Oh well. I should have called Charlee or Alex K instead. Katie is always out, just pass her by.

That ***** owes me $8.

Glad to see you made it through your night unscathed!

[Humpty Dumpty]

Looks like Kylie S. Just got arrested again a few hours ago. Can't wait for her to get out, I would love to fill her up with some warm cream. Anyone got some numbers for ladies under 25?

[JizMan]

Have any of you guys seen Kylie S? You can see who I mean on the mugshot site circa 1-10-19. She looks pretty hard in her mugshot, but she's decent looking in her FB pics. She's a spinner at 5'2", 100 pounds. Check out the monologue she gave May 2 on her FB while dressed in a bathing suit. For those of you who saw her, I'm guessing she might have been a good time if she was straight?

[Kdoc13]

Anyone know who the dark haired white cutie is on E. Main with the anchor tattoo on her face? She looks to healthy to be a walker, but this is the third time I've seen her out and about, and the first two times, she gave me the look as I drove by.

[Humpty Dumpty]

I picked her up at Sully and Clarendon. She agreed to 30 for FS. Got to the location, and she wanted to use a rubber. So I opted for BBBJ instead. After a minute of bad technique she started whining asking if I was close. She says she no longer enjoys sex. Oh well. I should have called Charlee or Alex K instead. Katie is always out, just pass her by.

[Humpty Dumpty]

So does anyone know what happened with that huge fire on Parsons the other night? Also after a night of heavy drinking at the keg room on west broad, I dropped another pile in their parking lot by the broken down van. Take a look for yourself.

[Mr Blue 314]

Hell, a humpty ass crack photo would have been some funny shit. We should all be on the lookout for humpty sightings. Kind of a game, who can be the first to get an actual photo of humpty ass crack in the act.

Kind of like the funny wallmart customer photos.

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

[Bowtie]

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Anyone know smiley and had any experience? 5'5 petite blonde with a nose ring "stud". Neon I think. All appearances she's clean and straight at the moment. Zero signs I saw. I recommend, but would like some insights from others if have met her.

I don't suppose you have a picture? First and last name? Location? Anything?

[Dave3879]

Anyone know smiley and had any experience? 5'5 petite blonde with a nose ring "stud". Neon I think. All appearances she's clean and straight at the moment. Zero signs I saw. I recommend, but would like some insights from others if have met her.

[Humpty Dumpty]

The great creampie crusader was ready for rawdog action! First I took one lap on sullivant. Several not so good ladies out including Angela H. She is always out!

Next was high St. Then Parsons Ave. Around midnight. Apparently someone's car was on fire or something! I figured it would be great to pick up a woman in that area since a car fire would tie up all the cops in the area. But only ugly girls were out.

On to Cleveland Ave. I dropped a pile of "chocolate soft serve ice cream" in an alley near Cleveland and Hudson. I wiped my ass with a washcloth and disposed of it. Continued west down Hudson. I saw the hot chick I had seen the other night. Charlee S. She is a thin WSW who is 25, 5 foot 6. Quite cute! We went to a secret place. She started to suck. Told her I wanted to fuck her too. She said "you know that's 30 right?" Damn, I love when I don't have to talk down price. She hopped on my pecker. She told me not to cum in her. I came in her and kept fucking. Great service, looks and attitude. Got her number. Then I went to waffle House on 161 to wash my thang off and to eat some nasty food. Every table was dirty! I went into the bathroom and noticed someone had thrown up. You could see chunks of potato, chili beef and ham. Guess someone didn't like the loaded hash browns. I rinsed my dick off and got the hell out of there.