Streetwalker Reports

[Mr Blue 314]

Hell, a humpty ass crack photo would have been some funny shit. We should all be on the lookout for humpty sightings. Kind of a game, who can be the first to get an actual photo of humpty ass crack in the act.

Kind of like the funny wallmart customer photos.

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

[Bowtie]

So I'm rolling sully the other Day around the apartments on Helen street. I look over and I see about 8" of asscrack I thought for sure I just got a shot of humpty depositing one of his chocolate Easter egg surprises on us. Being curious, I roll around the block to investigate. Turned out being some old stoned out of her mind Ho with what appeared to be her grandaughters yoga pants on. Way too small to cover all that ass up. She had an arm load of junk, staggering around, she would drop something, take a few minutes to realize it, bend over slowly to pick it up (sharing that huge white ass crack with the world), drop some more junk repeating the cycle. It was a mess, I stuck around for a bit, tried to get a pic but someone behind me was in a hurry. Yet another scar from the hobby.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Anyone know smiley and had any experience? 5'5 petite blonde with a nose ring "stud". Neon I think. All appearances she's clean and straight at the moment. Zero signs I saw. I recommend, but would like some insights from others if have met her.

I don't suppose you have a picture? First and last name? Location? Anything?

[Dave3879]

Anyone know smiley and had any experience? 5'5 petite blonde with a nose ring "stud". Neon I think. All appearances she's clean and straight at the moment. Zero signs I saw. I recommend, but would like some insights from others if have met her.

[Humpty Dumpty]

The great creampie crusader was ready for rawdog action! First I took one lap on sullivant. Several not so good ladies out including Angela H. She is always out!

Next was high St. Then Parsons Ave. Around midnight. Apparently someone's car was on fire or something! I figured it would be great to pick up a woman in that area since a car fire would tie up all the cops in the area. But only ugly girls were out.

On to Cleveland Ave. I dropped a pile of "chocolate soft serve ice cream" in an alley near Cleveland and Hudson. I wiped my ass with a washcloth and disposed of it. Continued west down Hudson. I saw the hot chick I had seen the other night. Charlee S. She is a thin WSW who is 25, 5 foot 6. Quite cute! We went to a secret place. She started to suck. Told her I wanted to fuck her too. She said "you know that's 30 right?" Damn, I love when I don't have to talk down price. She hopped on my pecker. She told me not to cum in her. I came in her and kept fucking. Great service, looks and attitude. Got her number. Then I went to waffle House on 161 to wash my thang off and to eat some nasty food. Every table was dirty! I went into the bathroom and noticed someone had thrown up. You could see chunks of potato, chili beef and ham. Guess someone didn't like the loaded hash browns. I rinsed my dick off and got the hell out of there.

[Dave3879]

Yep. $20 is my standard. Incentivize with tip if good.

20 your regular street fare? Just askin because it seems some on here have a different scale. As for her place, I don't know her nor her place but check it out and report back. Don't feel bashful to ask about looking around the place. I've done that and rolled after the spider senses kicked in. We each have our level of comfort!

[Bowtie]

20 your regular street fare? Just askin because it seems some on here have a different scale. As for her place, I don't know her nor her place but check it out and report back. Don't feel bashful to ask about looking around the place. I've done that and rolled after the spider senses kicked in. We each have our level of comfort!

Picked her up twice in the past week. Not too far from haugue on sully. She has small paw print tats behind her left ear.

Negotiated to the standard rate plus a $5 tip if good.

CBJ in the car. She did really well. Took direction. Figured out what I liked and improvised and improved.

She'll try to get more but told her I'd be a regular. She wasn't dramatic about it so I didn't mind. More playful in the ask. Stuck to my agreement.

Good attitude. Carries on good conversation. Hot by SW standards.

Questions: she has a place a good 15 minutes off sully in a lower class neighborhood. Hell more safe looking than around sully. Anyone know her and know that situation. I picked her up there once. Intrigued to use her place during the day. Anyone else know / try?

[MilkDog08]

Just saw light skinned thick chick on Cleveland. 35 damage, because she was so accommodating. Chick was cool as hell and gave me digits. Pm if in need. Smashed behind my childhood home on Blake. Wanted to do FS but had no condoms. Wanted to earn enough to get room. Booty fat should have dis it. I am about to stick to the north side. No street like out west. Might be my new goto.

[Dave3879]

Picked her up twice in the past week. Not too far from haugue on sully. She has small paw print tats behind her left ear.

Negotiated to the standard rate plus a $5 tip if good.

CBJ in the car. She did really well. Took direction. Figured out what I liked and improvised and improved.

She'll try to get more but told her I'd be a regular. She wasn't dramatic about it so I didn't mind. More playful in the ask. Stuck to my agreement.

Good attitude. Carries on good conversation. Hot by SW standards.

Questions: she has a place a good 15 minutes off sully in a lower class neighborhood. Hell more safe looking than around sully. Anyone know her and know that situation. I picked her up there once. Intrigued to use her place during the day. Anyone else know / try?

[Mw Jrp]

We dated before. She sucked me most of the way to my hotel suite and when she was not sucking, she jacked me. And Lacey asked several times how to adjust the BBBJ and jacking to my liking. It's hard to find a SP who cares about my pleasure. In the room she left her top on, covering her tiny girls. Strange, but I did not argue. In the room she sucked me more until hard for a CFS mish finish. Funny thing, she again asked we only use the mish position.

I thought that was strange again, but 2 for 2 asked the same thing. Lacey provided patience and all the time I needed to bust. She even talked dirty which was welcomed. LOL I dropped her off about a 1/2 mile from the pick. Be safe and good hunting. MW.

[Mw Jrp]

She said she also went by Angel. At first she did not want to leave area, but I convinced her to go to my hotel suite for H & H. She sucked me most of the way and uses her tongue to swish over the sensitive part just below the cock head on the under-side. It was very enjoyable. I also fondled her ample C titties, which had hardly any droop. They were fun to fondle and I had my hands on them before, after, and during the date.

In the room she sucked me until good and hard, and I finished in her long, fat-lipped, tight giner. For a mom she is surprisingly tight. Ashley had a few don'ts. She kissed but no tongue, refused DATY, and said her hips only permitted mish fucking. Although disappointing, I found her clean and hot. She looks younger than her years. And her body showed few signs of use.

She made a point of kissing me good-by. BTW, many, many girls were out last night along the west track. Be safe and good hunting. MW.

[Bil73]

No doubt about it one of the funniest stories I have heard. I have been laughing all afternoon.

LOL had me gagging.

[BuckeyeFanatic]

Anyone have contact details for Kayla (Mariah)?

[Indys2269]

No doubt about it one of the funniest stories I have heard. I have been laughing all afternoon.

I am literally crying as I'm driving down the road reading this! That is so damm funny, good job gentlemen!

So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk..

[Humpty Dumpty]

Hudson St East of 71 has seen a resurgence in the quality and quantity of ladies. Late Sunday night east of marathon, I saw a blonde WSW who appeared attractive and in her early 20's. I couldn't stop at the time however.