Massage Parlor Reports

[Mmiikkeessmm]

I wanted to know if anyone knew anything about Painesville AMP across from fairgrounds.

It's been a while since I went, but I have been there a couple times. Both times my time was shorted by over half an hour when I paid an hour. Lame ass massage very rushed. Did get an HE but it honestly was not fun, was rushed, and destinies no extras in the table and constant upsellng. I personally would avoid unless I know the therapists have changed and they're much better looking than what was there before. I went there with about 7 to 8 months between visits and they were the exact same therapist. I have not been there since last spring.

[Mmiikkeessmm]

Just thinking out loud here. If the girls at these Asian massage parlors were as hot as the girls that are pictured in the ads, I don't think I could help myself and I would have to go visit them multiple times in a week. Ha ha. Sad to say though what is pictured is a far cry from what I have come across during my travels on this side of town. There is not anyone on the east side that I know of that is remotely close to the hotness of the girls in the ads. Can't speak for the west side. If someone knows of a spa / UTR / independent therapist that is actually hot or has hot therapists on staff that isn't in their 40's or 50's or as flat as a checkerboard, please let me know.

PMs will be fine. I'm not into African-American massage therapists, and I'm not into old flat chested Asians. I do love Asians but I like them young (20's /30's) and I like them busty or at the very least curvy. Just so bummed, that at least on the east side, it seems like the desert for a good masseuse.

I'm probably wishing for the moon in this. I may have to go back on SA. Ugh. That is almost as bad.

[Member #6192]

This is the one off 130TH right?

That is correct.

[Jester2292]

This is the place right next to the Chinese takeout and dance / martial arts studio? I haven't been there in months but maybe time to go back. I had a favorite there but she left and the provider I got was a real dud so I started testing the waters at other places.

This is the one off 130TH right?

[Jester2292]

Yeah for you, you win the prize! LOL!!! Have fun out there!!!


Jimmy:

ZOP is very important!

Don't want to smell the tunaboat.

[Fuzzyek]

I wanted to know if anyone knew anything about Painesville AMP across from fairgrounds.

[Jimmy 5]

Zero, Pussy, Odor. Now you know what it means.

Yeah for you, you win the prize! LOL!!! Have fun out there!!!


Jimmy:

[Bundy71]

FWIW it appears to be closed for good.

Drove by there a few times in the last couple weeks and closed every time. Never been there and not surprised since it's not the smartest of locations.

[GlamourShooter]

I'm not sure what the contention over abbreviations is. Abbreviations are common throughout communications everywhere. Sure, someone could say bare back blow job but it is much easier to enter and even read BBBJ. It's a lot easier to type and read: Went to something AMP yesterday and got ATF Babyback Gigi for HR; FIV, ZPO, HJ, BBBJ / DT, DATY, BBFS, CG, RCG, DS, Mish, CIP and second BBBJTCWS; 60 plus 60. It's not a code—it's simply abbreviating. EOM.

[Gunthertwid]

FWIW it appears to be closed for good.

[Navritol]

Whatever happened to the nice Asian lady (Mia) who shared her office at the old location?

[Fuzzyek]

Here is another one for you to think about that is used frequently and not listed in the abbreviation's. "ZPO" see if you can figure this one out. Some times abbreviations are more expeditious than typing out the full meaning.

Jimmy:

Zero, Pussy, Odor. Now you know what it means.

[Navritol]

She is not a spinner by any means but also not an overweight "Porker".

What happened to the nice Asian lady who shared the office at the old place?

I believe her name was Mia.

I texted her recently and got no reply.

[HedonismBot]

Here is another one for you to think about that is used frequently and not listed in the abbreviation's. "ZPO" see if you can figure this one out. Some times abbreviations are more expeditious than typing out the full meaning.

Jimmy:

The German judicial code, obviously.

I have no clue either and am glad not to be alone.

[HedonismBot]

Admittedly, I have barely finished my coffee, but I don't get your post?

What is the name of the AMP?

You were offered FS by a thin short Asian and you refused?

I look forward to clarification and another cup of coffee. .

Being new here and having some things to figure out, my first ever post was about a New Hi Spa fantasy and I thought about what a return visit would be like a few weeks later. That was my story.

Perhaps I should have entertained the offer, but at the time I didn't feel like it. I also tend to go into those places with nothing on me but keys and the cash I plan on spending, and did not have anything besides room and standard gratuity.