Massage Parlor Reports

[TwiceBitten]

Lost my contact info for her. Can someone point me at an ad or shoot me that info if she's still in the hobby? Thanks in advance.

I just PM you her contact seen her two weeks ago.

[Cincinnati72]

There are, but the prices are ridiculous. And forget about leaving happy unless you put alot of time in. You can find them in Colerain and Blue Ash, they post on rub ratings. There is also the Man Cave, but I have no experience there.

I'm not cheap, I'm Thrifty.

Variety isn't worth a ton of money.

I'll stick with the Asian.

[Vilnius]

Lost my contact info for her. Can someone point me at an ad or shoot me that info if she's still in the hobby? Thanks in advance.

[Elastic]

Was at Wooster last week and halfway through a guy came in and loudly asked for a massage. He was led to the next room where he continued being loud asking "how much? Then he asked if it was cash or credit and the girl tried explaining 60 cash and 65 credit. Then spent the next 5 minutes trying to pay 65 cash cause he didn't understand. My masseuse started yelling through the wall to clarify but he didn't understand. She then left the room to go help.

I seriously hope that guy was not one of us here. This guy was either senile, a cop, or trying to ruin the atmosphere for other patrons. He did effectively kill the mood for me.

[TannerMk]

I just started the hobby about a year ago. Been to Eden, Meet, WC, and Sunshine. Many of the others I have read about are Asian AMP. I like the Asian girls, but was wondering if there are any non-Asian AMP around? So far I've only seen the privately owned, call up front with references ads on here. Just curious.

There are, but the prices are ridiculous. And forget about leaving happy unless you put alot of time in. You can find them in Colerain and Blue Ash, they post on rub ratings. There is also the Man Cave, but I have no experience there.

[Cincinnati72]

I'm sorry to do this, but it's not really rocket science: http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=asian+mas...nnati+wooster..

You are my new hero LOL.

[Cincinnati72]

The more experienced girls always probe, especially if they are used to offering sextras. They're trying to be sure you're not LEO and have been there before, especially since they know they can make extra $$ by offering more services since the AMP owner obviously allows it. Here's a couple pro tips my caddy uses.

1. Act like you've been there before, even if you haven't. If you see the bathroom ask to use it and point to it or start walking towards it. Shows you've used it before.

2. When escorted to the room laugh and say you always out me in this room. Or, ha! Same room as last time!

3. Always say you've been there a few times, not once before. That way whichever girls she describes could have been the one you saw once. Her name? Jenny, Juju, Jana, something like that. Remember, they don't know who used to work there either. They're new just like you!

4. Ask about mamasan. Always smile and greet them like the old friends you are! Give them a hug a kiss a squeeze. How have you been? If you treat them like old friends they'll think you have been there several times. Remember you haven't been there for awhile because your company had had you working out of town for quite a while now, months even!

Hopefully they'll get the picture and you can make the turn to the back nine and get the full round in.

Golfguy, playing through.

Bathrooms? I haven't noticed any yet. I'm relatively new at this hobby. I came across AMP looking for a legitimate massage. Didn't think they'd exist in my little town, but we have 2 here.

I've also not experienced a mamasan, but I'm sure I will eventually.

Funds have been kinda low lately so I've not been going too often but I'm thinking about trying one north a bit on Byers. I'll make a full report when I do, as I have not seen any so far.

[Cincinnati72]

I just started the hobby about a year ago. Been to Eden, Meet, WC, and Sunshine. Many of the others I have read about are Asian AMP. I like the Asian girls, but was wondering if there are any non-Asian AMP around? So far I've only seen the privately owned, call up front with references ads on here. Just curious.

[Cincinnati72]

Is the breiel AMP called water cube?

Just trying to make sure, because that place is a desert of extras.

Been there few times, one girl liked to give one handed massage while using the other hand for texting or whatever she was doing on her phone!

Cheers.

No, Water Cube is on Roosevelt, and it is a 3 minute drive away. I haven't been to WC since going to Breiel. Breiel is right next to Jack's Pets. It's in an alcove. Big yellow sign.

[PlayingThrough]

Divine Rachel
General area of Cincinnati: Clifton.
http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...148&cityid=350
Phone xxx-619-9790 PM KJack for her Miami, Florida area code.
She looks way better than her pictures. Her boobs are magnificent.
She was very easy to schedule once she checked my references.
She was on time and freshly showered.
REFERENCES NEEDED.

Incall was clean and safe in a pretty isolated neighborhood.
Spidey sense-o-meter score = 0.0 Best score possible.
No smoking smell. No perfume smells.
A shower was offered and taken. I will not repeat.
Why do I seem to get what I want and yet I always seem to feel that something is missing?
Please understand that I am just a worn out old man who is highly opinionated,
and only give this review the proper gravity it deserves (or not).
I don't understand why anyone would go to any AMPs -
they should see Divine Rachel.

$$ similar to AMP?

[Ineed Amedic]

I went by this morning about 11:00 AM. I was met by an older woman who was maybe 60 or near 60. Prices were posted and I told her I wanted the 30 minute massage ($40). She produced a smart phone and held it up for me to see or speak into. On the screen I saw something about "how long" so I repeated my request for a 30 minute session. I had no idea what was going on with the phone but I became wary and wasn't going to say anything incriminating.

We went into the room and I gave her $40. I was hoping she was the mamasan and that a younger woman would be coming in for the massage. No such luck. The massage was barely OK and featured minimal teasing. No oil was used. The door opened and then closed and the massage continued but now oil was added. I was then asked to look at a smart phone and as I did so, I saw small older woman had transmuted into a chunky, smiling woman who was maybe 10 years younger. I can repeat verbatim the message on the screen of the phone: "I went to Ravi towel."

I assumed she wanted me to say what was on the screen, which I did. I couldn't imagine how saying, "I went to Ravi towel" could possibly be incriminating. She left the room and returned with a hot towel which she used to clean the oil from my back and legs.

The phone was shoved in my face again with the message, "How much you pay me?" I held up four fingers. The phone then showed something to the effect, "You pay me more?" I held up five fingers thinking that would still be under $100 for the session. I forgot to mention that the woman had by this time pulled up her outfit exposing her breasts and placed my hand on them.

The problem with my negotiation for $50 is that I had nothing but $20 bills! So my "tip" ended up being $60. She proceeded with a pleasant teasing and emitted some fake moans of pleasure or arousal. Eventually the HE was achieved but she didn't immediately proceed with the clean-up. I tried to indicate that I was ready to go, but she seemed entirely unable to understand English. So the phone comes out and I was eventually able to communicate my wish to leave. Along the way, there was one point when she showed me the phone and there were noting but Chinese characters visible. At another point the screen showed something like, "I don't understand what you want."

In summary, I grade the experience as a B to B-. Attractiveness of the two females was no better than a C. Attitude and friendliness was an A-. I like teasing while on my stomach but that did not occur. But unlimited roaming, exposed breasts, and a HJ count for quite a bit these days.

Stay safe out there!

Stopped in here last week and had an almost identical experience. Pretty bad massage then a negotiation. I got down to 40. All in all a C+ experience. Likely won't be back. It's a hike for me.

[DumbGuy65]

I'm sorry to do this, but it's not really rocket science: http://lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=asian+mas...nnati+wooster..

Very fucking cool!!

[D Copperfield]

I have seen several people talking about the tip going up at most AMP. It seems the established amount for a long time was. 4 but seems to be going to. 6. I would also like to tip. 4 and save my money, but I started thinking about it. With all the risk and jail time these girls can get I think the power is turning in their favor. Read the last several pages of reviews and you can see AS DO THEY the well is drying with AMP HE. It now becomes supply and demand prices. Like anything that becomes hard to find the price goes up. I know I would never risk going to jail for only. 4 other than the risk of giving that same amount to an AMP for a HE. LOL.

[ProoMan]

I went by this morning about 11:00 AM. I was met by an older woman who was maybe 60 or near 60. Prices were posted and I told her I wanted the 30 minute massage ($40). She produced a smart phone and held it up for me to see or speak into. On the screen I saw something about "how long" so I repeated my request for a 30 minute session. I had no idea what was going on with the phone but I became wary and wasn't going to say anything incriminating.

We went into the room and I gave her $40. I was hoping she was the mamasan and that a younger woman would be coming in for the massage. No such luck. The massage was barely OK and featured minimal teasing. No oil was used. The door opened and then closed and the massage continued but now oil was added. I was then asked to look at a smart phone and as I did so, I saw small older woman had transmuted into a chunky, smiling woman who was maybe 10 years younger. I can repeat verbatim the message on the screen of the phone: "I went to Ravi towel."

I assumed she wanted me to say what was on the screen, which I did. I couldn't imagine how saying, "I went to Ravi towel" could possibly be incriminating. She left the room and returned with a hot towel which she used to clean the oil from my back and legs.

The phone was shoved in my face again with the message, "How much you pay me?" I held up four fingers. The phone then showed something to the effect, "You pay me more?" I held up five fingers thinking that would still be under $100 for the session. I forgot to mention that the woman had by this time pulled up her outfit exposing her breasts and placed my hand on them.

The problem with my negotiation for $50 is that I had nothing but $20 bills! So my "tip" ended up being $60. She proceeded with a pleasant teasing and emitted some fake moans of pleasure or arousal. Eventually the HE was achieved but she didn't immediately proceed with the clean-up. I tried to indicate that I was ready to go, but she seemed entirely unable to understand English. So the phone comes out and I was eventually able to communicate my wish to leave. Along the way, there was one point when she showed me the phone and there were noting but Chinese characters visible. At another point the screen showed something like, "I don't understand what you want."

In summary, I grade the experience as a B to B-. Attractiveness of the two females was no better than a C. Attitude and friendliness was an A-. I like teasing while on my stomach but that did not occur. But unlimited roaming, exposed breasts, and a HJ count for quite a bit these days.

Stay safe out there!

Thanks for the update. I still think this place is s ticking time bomb. I think it will get busted within a month /. Be safe.

[Kenwood Jack]

Divine Rachel
General area of Cincinnati: Clifton.
http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...148&cityid=350
Phone xxx-619-9790 PM KJack for her Miami, Florida area code.
She looks way better than her pictures. Her boobs are magnificent.
She was very easy to schedule once she checked my references.
She was on time and freshly showered.
REFERENCES NEEDED.

Incall was clean and safe in a pretty isolated neighborhood.
Spidey sense-o-meter score = 0.0 Best score possible.
No smoking smell. No perfume smells.
A shower was offered and taken. I will not repeat.
Why do I seem to get what I want and yet I always seem to feel that something is missing?
Please understand that I am just a worn out old man who is highly opinionated,
and only give this review the proper gravity it deserves (or not).
I don't understand why anyone would go to any AMPs -
they should see Divine Rachel.