Massage Parlor Reports

[GoodWill123]

Read the past reviews over the past year. Goose has turned into a shit hole. What was your provider's name?

Had a few minutes so I decided to try Goose. Been awhile and was hoping things would be good. Man was I wrong. Cute enough girl showed me to the front room. Told her I only had 45 minutes. Was willing to pay the hour fee but she only charged me for 30 minutes. Well I was out of there in 20. Wanted her to work on bad knots in my shoulders, so she uses this tiger balm oil that was so intense. The burn and smell was too much. Flipped after 10 minutes where she tried upselling me $$$ for standard finish. No way. Settled on 60 hoping it would be worth it. Again, wrong. Started jack hammering and trying prostrate dry which she still had the tiger oil in her hands. Now my ass burns like crazy. Told her to wash her hands and bring me a hot towel. Then she tries upselling me another 40 to sit on my chest. Told her no and got up and left. Worst ever. Will not be back!

[Luckyshamrock]

Had a few minutes so I decided to try Goose. Been awhile and was hoping things would be good. Man was I wrong. Cute enough girl showed me to the front room. Told her I only had 45 minutes. Was willing to pay the hour fee but she only charged me for 30 minutes. Well I was out of there in 20. Wanted her to work on bad knots in my shoulders, so she uses this tiger balm oil that was so intense. The burn and smell was too much. Flipped after 10 minutes where she tried upselling me $$$ for standard finish. No way. Settled on 60 hoping it would be worth it. Again, wrong. Started jack hammering and trying prostrate dry which she still had the tiger oil in her hands. Now my ass burns like crazy. Told her to wash her hands and bring me a hot towel. Then she tries upselling me another 40 to sit on my chest. Told her no and got up and left. Worst ever. Will not be back!

[NotYourAverage]

The past few times I have attempted to visit Sunflower, there has been the same paper sign on the door saying they are closed for the week. To save me another trip, does anyone know if they are open? I had one good experience there and would like to return. It was a great experience, the only downfall was the scented lotion / oil they use.

There is an invention that has been used for decades to solve this very issue. It is called a telephone.

[Hairy2]

Did the new place by the bus stop close? Seems like they opened and then immediately closed. I was able to enjoy a standard visit, but when I try a return visit, the sign was off and no answer.

[UpLate]

The past few times I have attempted to visit Sunflower, there has been the same paper sign on the door saying they are closed for the week. To save me another trip, does anyone know if they are open? I had one good experience there and would like to return. It was a great experience, the only downfall was the scented lotion / oil they use.

[RufusFirefly]

Maybe a weird question to ask, but how many of you all have or get the table showers at the places that have them? I haven't been in awhile but I've indulged in one or three different places before and I felt it was a great way of seeing what may happen before the flip. Just like it says curious.

When I was living in Florida I always got the table shower because it was part of the session. I have at times got TS here in Ohio.

I find it a great way to get the pumped primed especially if there is little tease. Yes it is a good way to see what might happen during the massage.

[Hooter12]

Just have to say that per my earlier post, all of those messaging me thinking they know who I was referring to, and telling me who that is, I have to say categorically you are incorrect.

[GoodWill123]

Bunny from chesterdale?

Has anyone seen Bunny?

[Electro1023]

Has anyone seen Bunny?

[PalmersDad]

Maybe a weird question to ask, but how many of you all have or get the table showers at the places that have them? I haven't been in awhile but I've indulged in one or three different places before and I felt it was a great way of seeing what may happen before the flip. Just like it says curious.

[RubMania19]

Understand.

Nope I am not the husband or one of the two. I sort of agree with you as I did debate the merit of making the post as it is not a review. But I will say with the amount of inquires I have received through private messages it has garnered a lot of interest as to who it is, where and what more do I now. But I do see your point and don't necessarily disagree.

[Hooter12]

I saw this over the weekend. I've re-read it a few times. Forgive me for asking, but what's the point of this story?

By definition, it's not really a review. And you didn't share the name of the AMP, so we have no idea of the place, or what's even offered there, or what your relationship is with the spa. It sort of feels like there's a deeper story here and this post is being used to "phish", perhaps? Maybe this is a long shot, but by any chance are you the husband or one of the two boyfriends, LOL?

Maybe I'm thinking too much but in all my years as a member, I've never really came across a post like this. It just seems weird to me. Anyone else sense the same? Anyway, I hope I'm wrong and this is genuine post.

Nope I am not the husband or one of the two. I sort of agree with you as I did debate the merit of making the post as it is not a review. But I will say with the amount of inquires I have received through private messages it has garnered a lot of interest as to who it is, where and what more do I now. But I do see your point and don't necessarily disagree.

[RubMania19]

I saw this over the weekend. I've re-read it a few times. Forgive me for asking, but what's the point of this story?

By definition, it's not really a review. And you didn't share the name of the AMP, so we have no idea of the place, or what's even offered there, or what your relationship is with the spa. It sort of feels like there's a deeper story here and this post is being used to "phish", perhaps? Maybe this is a long shot, but by any chance are you the husband or one of the two boyfriends, LOL?

Maybe I'm thinking too much but in all my years as a member, I've never really came across a post like this. It just seems weird to me. Anyone else sense the same? Anyway, I hope I'm wrong and this is genuine post.

There has been some drama at NKY AMP. From what I have been told the owner was banging two of the customers, one for quite a while, and neither knew about the other. Apparently each thought they were the owner's boyfriend. Then one found out about the other. Then once again from what I was told the one customer then made the owner's husband aware of the whole thing and I guess the shit really hit the fan.

[Bdirect]

Venture out to 7 star yesterday morning to see what's all the hype. Lots small office around, I don't fore see this place going to last especially for what they offer. Masseuse that took me in is shorter, about late 30's maybe early 40's, decent looking with soft Cs. Hh was only option and massage is never exist, I don't really think she has any type of training, she just kind of rub all over my back for about 10 mins then wanted me to flip. After flip came with negotiation, paid 1. 5 for the FS, covered BJ, went mish first then doggy, finished on the edge the bed. She can take a good pounding and never complained. Wish they could do the hr with some real massage then FS, but got the job done. Heard another lady out there but never saw her, might come back try her out, hope this place last cause Dayton AMP market is dead! Stay safe gents!

sound like the going rate these days, When I go cincy, I stop in 2 AMPs and drop $2 at each one, I glad we don't live near there. I would be wipe out and declare BK. I hear otc at strip clubs in some cities run $500 these days too, so there is not strip clubs in Dayton to compare, but over all women are expensive these days. i have cut down the high burn rate since beavercreek shutdown and just go for looking for decent massage around here

[SirNaughton]

There has been some drama at NKY AMP. From what I have been told the owner was banging two of the customers, one for quite a while, and neither knew about the other. Apparently each thought they were the owner's boyfriend. Then one found out about the other. Then once again from what I was told the one customer then made the owner's husband aware of the whole thing and I guess the shit really hit the fan.

I visit the spa in question and I can tell you this is true. Owner is very strict with her employees! I once tried to get an undrapped massage here and the woman sent the owner in to scold me and to finish the service. I got away with just a wash cloth over the junk and since the owner is fairly attractive she kept having to adjust it because of my huge erection.