Escort Reviews

[SilkyWet]

The only reason he gave me such a review is because he was giving out personal info on a few providers and I called them to let them know. He threw a fit and said I betrayed his trust. Sounds like a 3 year old not getting his way. And due to recent events I find it very rude that he would post such bs. I'm still the same provider I always have been and one misleading review isn't gna run me out. I have already discussed this with a senior member and he knows the truth so I'm sorry trogie that you have to lie on this board to get reconized have a great day love Miss Roboto.

[Fdx17]

I had heard a lot about this provider, but after being with her, my experience could only be described as average at best. She was devoid of any emotion and she acted as if she had a frontal lobotomy. She never smiled and her actions were strictly mechanical or robotic-like. Her attitude was about 6/10, certainly not a GFE. She was not very gracious even after picking up coffee for her and bringing her candy for our first date.

She had a great spinner body and everything was offered except CIM and Greek. Her directions to her incall were inadequate and it took awhile to find her location. The session with her was rushed. I would not repeat with this woman, and I find it hard to believe that so many men give her such great reviews.

I hate that you had the experience you described. I have not seen her in a while but I had a fantastic time with her and found her to be most pleasant. I am guessing you are aware of some of her recent troubles. I am not saying I would not feel the same way if I were you but the reason she has so many good reviews is because she has delivered time and time again.

The first thing Silk needs to do is take care of Silk. If she needs time off I hope she takes it. I do understand if your dream did not go well you might not want to repeat however I will give her a pass on this. I must admit it is easy for me because I was able to meet the Silk that is so adored here.

Fdx17

[Trogie]

I had heard a lot about this provider, but after being with her, my experience could only be described as average at best. She was devoid of any emotion and she acted as if she had a frontal lobotomy. She never smiled and her actions were strictly mechanical or robotic-like. Her attitude was about 6/10, certainly not a GFE. She was not very gracious even after picking up coffee for her and bringing her candy for our first date.

She had a great spinner body and everything was offered except CIM and Greek. Her directions to her incall were inadequate and it took awhile to find her location. The session with her was rushed. I would not repeat with this woman, and I find it hard to believe that so many men give her such great reviews.

[DirtyOldGuy]

I had a dream where I had a nice time with Dani. In this dream she was very sexy and outgoing. Here is the breakdown. PM me for additional details.

Looks-9/10.

Body-10.

Attitude-9/10.

Overall Value-7 ($.5 for two pop)

She got a full menu?

[VolleyGuy]

HappyEndings.

Very nice, discreet incall location.

I love stopping off after work for a no rush CIMBBBJ. She knows how to work you and bring you off.

I've been seeing her for a long time and never rushed and she is great.

Bigger gal with a lot of class. Very clean and very discreet. I don't normally post on here, but she's always delivered at top rate job.

[DirtyOldGuy]

Anyone have any info on Envyme?

[Ancvz]

Steve shot me pics and info of his newest girl the other night. Got to set up some time with her tonight.

Wow. Name is Gia. I'm sure he'll have pics up on the site soon enough, the pics he sent me were dead on (as all his have been, thank god for providers using real pics).

I requested she show up in the hot little number she was wearing in the pic (black and white striped dress / skirt and black leggings underneath. Really hot) , and she didn't disappoint.

Huge huge props for her attitude. Intensely passionate from the moment we got into my bedroom till the moment she left. Just such a sweet young girl.

Also huge pro is her looks. Young (said she was 19, again could very well be accurate) , ex cheerleader (she did the splits and then some to prove this.) , very tight toned body, great ass, nice small but perky tits. Athletic but small build. Size small without a doubt, but good muscles in her legs.

Very responsive, loved kissing, enjoyed oral / fiv, nice and vocal too. Got the impression of total nympho attitude.

One significant con that I know will cause some to balk. No BBBJ. She wanted everything covered. Bit of a turn off, but can get past that and enjoy the rest of the session pleasantly enough.

Outcall only right now. Good rate, will definitely repeat.

Attitude and Looks get a 10/10. Service gets knocked due to no BBBJ, but still a 7/10 for me.

I'm not always into this for the actual sex. There's zero chance that I could get some super cute 19 year old in bed with me any other way.

She's right up there with Corri in my book for being incredibly sexy and having a great attitude. Both have their downside (Corri wants a lot of money to open her menu up, Gia won't BBBJ) , but great fun regardless.

Enjoy if you can get some time in with her. I've got her booked up solid till I go bankrupt, ya'll can enjoy next week.

[Rojo1970]

Very pretty little package. Super sweet girl. Pics ARE real, but she seems to change her look. 2 visits, both consistent. Lack of incall and transportation can be an issue, but workable. Open menu, but I did not inquire about greek. A few tats, nothing huge.

Bottom line: Pretty Tight tiny girl (like 4'11") , that is eager to please and accommodating. Have repeated, will again. Don't give her the run around, she won't do it to you.

Lurkers: Yes, she is real.

Seniors may Pm for details.

Rojo

[PhatDaty]

Provider Name: Rhonda.

Reviewed By: PhatDaty.

(Title borrowed from Brian Wilson and Mike Love)

Contact:

Web: USAG.

Email: Use the USAG PM system.

Phone: 8596638175.

Experience Summary: High End Spa treatment.

General Area: Historic section of NKY.

Looks: Very pretty, slender, fit and tone.

Description: The most intuitive and skilled hands I have experienced in many years.

Build: 5'5' about 118, long reddish hair that drapes down her angular body, hard in the right places, soft in the important places—great legs.

Boobs: Small, perky, natural, gumdrop nipples that are very responsive.

Body tone: Quite amazing, this woman must do pilates or spin classes several times a week.

Pictures Accurate? No. These picture are old and do not do her justice—not the cliché we all sometimes state to make a lady feel good about herself—she needs somebody with an eye and skill with a camera. I am an amateur and have helped some ladies get better pics for their ads, and I may offer to do her a more up to date shoot in a future visit, but if one of you gents that really know what you are doing, please capture her grace and beauty in the way it really exists. The pics in her ads make her seem a bit thicker and not nearly as fit as she actually is. She is much prettier in person, and oozes sensuality that none of those photos seem to capture. The right photog should be able to show just how wonderfully beautiful and fit this lass is.

Screening / Setting Appointment: Quick, convenient, flexible, punctual, and fantastic communication skills and appropriately careful in checking for safety and security.

Incall or outcall: Incall historic brownstone type home in quaint neighborhood with cobblestones. Only downside is an old fart like me gets winded on long walk-ups and that flight of stairs to her lovely flat is Mt. Everest for fat, Phatdaty.

Professionalism of provider: This lady knows how to conduct herself. She stays ontop of her bookings, is a great communicator, knows the importance of proper phone contact and goes out of her way to make a haven of bliss for her clients to relax and enjoy themselves in.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.

Smoking: If she did, it was faint, couldn't sense any.

Attitude: 9.

Skill: 10.

Comfort level: 8.

Menu: Private, you will be given one when you are seated to be served, but service is five star, and the chef is the master of many cuisines.

Overall pros: Very sweet and friendly and truly makes you feel like the center of the universe when you are with her.

Overall cons: I don't have a trust fund or haven't won the lottery, so that I can just hire her as my personal masseuse to follow me everwhere.

Cost: Inquire with provider.

Overall value: great value for time spent—right at fair market regional average.

Description of Session:

Sorry gents, out of deference to this lady, no menu items and detailed activities will be listed, but let me suggest to you that even the most pernicious food critic will be satisfied with what she offers on her menu. I even tried a dish, I never in a million years thought I would enjoy, and it was served with skill and perfection that makes me want to go back and order it again for lunch, if I could afford to go out to eat again this week, but sadly my expense account is drying up, but I will be back at Rhonda's diner in the very near future.

Hopefully it isn't too much detail to mention that this woman could give any LMT or PT a run for her money with how talented her massage is. As wonderful as the other explorations we had that night might have been, the massage was simply awesome. There has been plenty of chatter about NURU. If Rhonda chooses to pursue that great, but let me just suggest her massage is already top notch, both physically beneficial and one of the most sensual experiences you will encounter, will a bit of sea weed and kelp viscous gel really make that big of a difference? She could be teaching classes on massage technique, and did I mention she has VERY intuitive hands?

As to the rest, that will remain between us, but suffice it to say there is still a broad smile on my face hours after our session. She showed me a few things or two, and I might be wrong, but I think I may have given her a surprise or two that she is smiling about over her morning coffee.

Repeat? Hell. I might not see any other providers besides her for a very long time to come!

[Numero]

As advertised although her pictures do not do her justice. She is an absolute doll. Easy to schedule with. Can only do outcall and needs transportation. She is a wonderfully beautiful person and deserves to be treated as such. Please PM me if you have any questions.

[TheCatholicGuy]

Well said. I saw her last night.

Very attractive, funny, personable, and talented.

[PhatDaty]

Provider Name: CandiceXOxo.

Reviewed By: PhatDaty.

Contact:

Web: USAG.

Email: Use the USAG PM system.

Phone: 513 xxx 4479.

Experience Summary: Like going back in time.

General Area: Off Cross County.

Looks: Attractive in Cherie Currie Kind of Way.

Description: When I was a teen, I dated a hot chick that looked like Joan Jett and while we had our fun in the back of my muscle car, I always actually dreamed of getting more with the Cherie Currie friend she had. Back in the seventies and eighties, these two type of girls seemed to be found running in pairs everywhere, the one that looked like Joan was cooler to hang with, but the one that looked like Cherie was a sexual firecracker. Candice is indeed quite the Cherry Bomb!

Build: 5'8' about 125, long blond hair that drapes down her extensive curvy shape, thick and womanly, but still fit and flexible and knows how to use those long legs.

Boobs: Ample bosom, with pert, responsive nipples-natural.

Body tone: Like an aging rocker, but still smoking hot!

Pictures Accurate? Yes, what you see is what you get.

Screening / Setting Appointment: I have known Candice for a very long time and she has always been my 'go to' gal when another provider fails me. She always picks up, communicates clearly, and has very flexible scheduling. The funny thing is, she is one of the most affordable providers in our area, yet NEVER has phone issues. She always returns calls and PMs quickly, yet some of these over priced spoiled girls charge twice the rate, and have half the communication skills when it comes to getting on top of appointments.

Incall or outcall: Incall. It is very convenient to Cross County, and the neighborhood is relatively safe. I have been in worse; I have been in better.

Professionalism of provider: Very sweet and kind. She is fast to answer her phone and keeps you updated if you need directions on the phone. I may have touched on my annoyance earlier. One of our so called 'elite' providers continually fails to answer her phone, return messages, or follow-up on communication. She has posted over and over how much she hates to text, so please call her and she checks it every hour, yet never delivers on that promise. Sorry to step on my soapbox a bit, but if you are going to charge high price escort prices and try to portray yourself as an elite escort, act like one. Given the rates charged by this woman, she should have the best fricking phone service in the world! That is what led me to go back to the drawling board and find someone else after over 48 hours of trying to set an appointment with the so called elite escort. Meanwhile, sweet Candice, charges maybe a quarter of the price, is always available, always polite, always courteous on the phone, and is amazing at screening, making appointments, and keeping those appointments!

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.

Smoking: A little, but she had cleaned and brushed so it was faint.

Attitude: 7.

Skill: 8.

Comfort level: 6.

Menu: BBBJCIMNSNQ (it has been so long since a provider managed to get me to do this, and Candice seemed to revel in it as if it was squirting chocolate out the business end) DSL, BSL, HJ, Massage, DATY, Squirting, GFE, MSOG, CFS MISH and CG.

Overall pros: Wet, juicy, and noisy BBBJ. Very sweet and friendly and truly makes you feel like a king in her bed.

Overall cons: Incall is a bit a rough, but as soon as her mouth and hands are on you, you forget where you are anyway.

Cost: Inquire with provider.

Overall value: great value for time spent—well below regional average.

Description of Session:

Being with Candice is a lot like being with your girlfriend in the basement of her parent's house back when you were in high school. The Gun's and Roses (hence the title of the review) soundtrack playing in the background along with the candles everywhere completed the illusion. It was a nice diversion in the hobby to go back in time to 1982. I mean I would have preferred Led Zepplin or Pink Floyd, but you get the idea. We cuddled and kissed on the bed for a real long time, and I swear it was just like heavy petting. I could be just caught up in the nostalgia, but I swear she might have even been wearing Luv's Baby Soft. Call it goofy, but it really set the time travel experience for me. As to the rest, well, she can handle herself way better in bed than any of my old teenage girlfriends; well most of them. The BJ was simply exquisite, and she cleaned me up, cuddled, and started teasing me with her mouth and fingers again and before long, she had me do something I haven't done since being a teen: MSOG.

She is quite responsive during DATY and tastes sweet and fresh and you will love the way she arches and thrusts against your face as you twirl your tongue deep inside her.

If you know what you are doing, she is a copious squirter—think geyser! It was awesome and I think it even caught her a little by surprise, which brought back another flash from the past. The only way an ugly football lineman like me got to be with cheerleaders was in secret and in the back of a car someplace because I learned to read a long time ago and figured out where all the buttons are on a girl's body are, so while the Adonis jocks had the gorgeous gals on the arm during the day, I was making them do some devilish things in secret at night, and this experience with Candice last night brought that all rushing back. Add that to the physical pleasure she gave me, and I have to say it was a session well spent, and it was all put together at the last minute last night because one of our so-called elite providers can't be bothered to get professional about her phone situation, thus causing me to revisit the simple joy of a provider that is quick to book, quick to serve, and quick to satisfy. I need to make it a habit to see Candice more often. She may not be the shiniest bauble on this board, but she sure is one of the most dependable ones!

Repeat? Yes, and maybe it will be my first call next time.

[Denko]

I finally gave Candice a call and all I can say is everything you've heard is true. Very sweet. Wish I could've spent more time.

[SexyMckenzie]

Thank you Mr. Kc, and I also look so forward to seeing you. Kisses SexyMckenzie <3.

I have seen her several times and found her an excellent GFE. Her pics are accurate, she laughs easily, is fun to talk with and provides all the activites one would expect except those she excludes in her ads. I llok forward to seeing her again.

KC

[Bobby1862]

Spent a wonderful time this morning with Jasmine. She is about 5'10' of pure exotic beauty.

Setting up the date was easy as usual when working with Buddah. After the 2-call dance I went to the room and she greeted me at the door wearing a short robe open at the front exposing her gorgeous body and sexy underwear. Her short robe allowed me to slip my hands inside while she greeted me with a passionate kiss. When I say passionate I mean it was not DFK and not sloppy. Just soft like a long lost girlfriend. Her body melted into mine and her hands wandered through my hair holding my head as she locked her soft lips onto mine. We soon moved to a more comfortable place and I adjusted my clothing since it was getting very hot in the room.

Since we don't get really explicit here I'll just say that she likes to cuddle and explore topics that just seem to come up. She demonstrated a mastery of many positions and the exploration was thorough and a total joy. She is an experienced guide that manages good eye contact with her prey. We went on two fulfilling expeditions. No clock watching and I was the only thing on her mind during our time together.

Enjoyed and will repeat.

Wonderful report! Is she really 5' 10"? UTR's new pictures are very good, and being 5" 2"..., I find that "randy"