Escort Reviews

**BigMack** · 03-15-13 08:27

Many clients look for UTR ladies and many male posters post about them as their rates seem to be more in line with what some men are looking for along with their needs. Some of our top posters post UTR ladies availability and I am thankful they do. Seems PT hit the trifecta the wrong way for him. I thank him for being willing to take PM's about these ladies so just like regular ladies on the board we can weed them out so the best of both areas can take care of business for out benefits and theirs. I do agree with no drama and don't think he was ranting but I think most of us love a well meaning warning or two to save us our resources. Have a great weekend and my you find what you are looking for in whatever venue you search. BMack

**BahamaMama** · 03-15-13 07:14

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

He ran into three ladies who were at least less than acceptable and simply stated if anyone wanted to know more PM him. Loved Coleman on the old show but in this case think even Gary would have understood what PT was saying Seems clear to me!

I think this is more in line with what I meant to say, although I certainly don't want to be a part of starting a whole drama llama "thing" on the board. Peace.

EDIT; I guess it just doesn't make sense to me for someone to go on a rant about their dissapointing experience with a UTR provider. The UTR provider has no advertised reputation to uphold. Anyone that sees a UTR girl, does so at their own risk. They usually take this risk in order to get service for an unusually low fee. This might have made more sense on the General Reports board. It is not a review of an Escort. It is a review of some random girls that this individual met that agreed to have sex with him for money. It is like saying, "I met a girl at a bar, we had sex,..it was horrible,..go ahead and PM for more information." I get that he had a bad experience having sex with someone he met, i just dont care. This happens all the time outside the hobby. Refer to the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VbOHvaPRc

**BigMack** · 03-15-13 06:33

Originally Posted by BahamaMama [View Original Post]

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

He ran into three ladies who were at least less than acceptable and simply stated if anyone wanted to know more PM him. Loved Coleman on the old show but in this case think even Gary would have understood what PT was saying Seems clear to me!

**Whathesaid** · 03-15-13 02:08

Originally Posted by Chasbot [View Original Post]

Could someone enlighten me on the Chinese, Thai, and other Asian delights.

Check with Eloquent Evenings. His agency is preparing a "delicious" Korean dish.

**BahamaMama** · 03-15-13 02:03

Originally Posted by Puntang Man [View Original Post]

Went to Ohio this weekend to play with three UTR possibilities and ended up pissing away 2 bills total. First lady lived in a pig stye, cigarette smell all over the place and in ashtrays. Had to borrow money to pay the baby sitter then counted the money in front of me after our time. Talked forever, recounted her recovery from drugs and although the service wasn't bad it was a waste of gas and time Then she wanted me to come back and I hesitated with a firm yes and she did the pouty routine. She had stretch marks from 4 to six kids so when you go down for serious fun that is staring you in the face. Then proceeded at the end to tell me after I left she was going to go hit a reefer and take the stress off. My second were two ladies who evidently work together and boy what a trip they are. The first asked me what I wanted and I told her and she said don't think we would get a long I like to rush my clients through as fast as I can and I do hve them waiting in line to get in. She referred me to the second who criticized her for saying so and said she was getting ready for an appointment and would call me back She never did. Guys who are seniors may contact me on these three. The first one is nice enough but I prefer a place that is at least somewhat well kept and doesn't blab most of the time about her past drug use but she came recommended. For our donations there should be some semblance of cool. For the two that evidently run the assembly line approach that speaks for it's self. I know UTR's are or can be cheap for a reason but really does the above attract you and make you want to run right down in those situations? Contact me in the interest of saving dollars if you want to know who. Guess I'll have to save up and hit one of the agency girls or ladies who post regularly on the boards and hope I don't get hit with high volume assembly line ladies for my pleasure I AM NOT discouraging anyone from posting. Just trying to make the guys aware of the fact that sometimes a deal is NOT a deal and working hard for our dollars should be spent on ladies who not only meet our needs but do so in a place that is decent and not be subjected to one of many philosophy or stories of recovery.

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

**Denko** · 03-15-13 00:32

This is a little late but I am happy to say that I too have been bitten by the Sasha bug. I've seen Sasha twice in the past month and I wish I could say it was more than that. Everything you've heard is true. She's a great person and fun to hang out with. The second time I saw her I spent 2 hours based on her recommendation and was so very glad I did. The only thing that sucked was having to crawl back to work. She says that there is another side of her that I haven't met yet so I need to go back again soon as the slush fund builds back up! Sasha is the hot girl next door or your sister's hot friend except that she really really likes you too!

**Fitter392** · 03-14-13 20:26

What can I say that has not been said before. Total class act, dependable, safe, no rush and a hotel over looking the city, what a view. And a great time, also she brought alittle PSE into this one with an upside down BJ, hard to explain, just ask. Had a blast and will return as I have many times.

Fitter approved

**NateMan69** · 03-14-13 16:49

Just had a meeting with HotSquirt earlier today. She was very sweet and is very, very sexy. She quickly put a first timer at ease. Beautiful woman and well worth every penny. I'd visit her daily if I had the money, that's for sure. Couldn't recommend her more highly.

**SashaBlack** · 03-13-13 18:33

Originally Posted by BillyG45 [View Original Post]

As usual, dealing with Buddah is easy.

Had a chance to meet one the ladies he promotes.

Saw Sasha.

She was wondeful and very consistent with what every other reviewer has said about her.

She works very hard to please and it seem to come easy for her.

Billy,

Not too hard to please when your doing what you love. It was a pleasure to meet you and I had a great time. Thank you!

Sasha

**SashaBlack** · 03-13-13 18:31

Originally Posted by Jry Wild1 [View Original Post]

She is Beautiful. And, I think I like "bubble bee" better. (laughs) It's cute.

[Although I think bumble bees are cool. Since they should not be able to fly, but yet they do]

Can't wait to see you again, Sasha.

JRW1

So are all of you gentlemen still certain that I'm smart? LOL, correction. Bumblebee. I have to say I like bubble bee a lot better than a bumblebee. At least with bubble bees all you do is get a little sticky with the bumblebee you get hurt. Then again I could be a bubble bee or a bumblebee though.

Sasha

**SashaBlack** · 03-13-13 18:28

Originally Posted by BillyG45 [View Original Post]

As usual, dealing with Buddah is easy.

Had a chance to meet one the ladies he promotes.

Saw Sasha.

She was wondeful and very consistent with what every other reviewer has said about her.

She works very hard to please and it seem to come easy for her.

Billy,

Not too hard to please when your doing what you love. It was a pleasure to meet you and I had a great time. Thank you!

Sasha

**SashaBlack** · 03-13-13 18:24

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

I am glad to see UTR venturing up my way, hopefully that will be something that becomes a regular occurrence. I saw that the infamous Sasha Black is above the beltway this week, and I just knew I had to get in a session, and maybe even two. While I don't mind the trip into town or over the river, having her join us up north is a convenience not to be missed.

Obviously, she is one of my current addictions and I have written previous reviews of her here, and it really seems difficult to improve upon past reviews, other than to say, the more we get comfortable, the more wild she gets BCD. She is a lady of intense passion and pure seduction. Her body is awesome and she knows how to use it. Her mind is sharp, and her sense of humor is unparallelled in our region of the hobby, so not only is she fun to play with, she is awesome to spend time with.

Her greatest asset (besides her incredible soft mouth, fire dancing tongue, and luscious thick lips) is her amazing intuitive ability. She gets men. She knows how to read exactly what you need, even if you don't know it yourself. From the moment you walk into her chambers, you should be prepared to be seduced, pampered, and worshiped.

She loves sex, and I do not believe it to be an act, if it is, she should get an Oscar. I don't know how she does it, but she pulls off the sleazy yet demure demeanor with finesse.

In fact, seeing her Monday morning, I finally connected the dots with exactly who she reminds me of. With her hair in a pony tail and her beautiful glowing face and luxurious dark eyes, she has that same sexy tomboy appeal of my favorite character on my favorite show: Maggie Greene from The Walking Dead.

If you are a Walking Dead fan, and think Glenn Rhee is the luckiest dude left after the zombie apocalypse to have a chick that digs him that can do it all (ride a horse, drop and skin a deer, and dispatch zombies with fierce efficiency) and fuck like a banshee, then I suggest you try a little experiment like I did this morning and pretend Sasha is Maggie-it is an awesome damn fantasy. Your head will explode (pun intended).

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The inner geek in you will thank me for the suggestion! If I were you, I would make a booking for tonight or tomorrow while she is still in the north that she has now claimed as her own. You better hurry though, cause I am getting ready to cash in an annuity and call UTR for another session before she heads back south!

PD,

I always enjoy a great review from you, thank you! We will definitely have to do what you suggested during our last visit. See you soon sweetheart. Have a great and safe trip.

SB

**Chasbot** · 03-13-13 09:55

Could someone enlighten me on the Chinese, Thai, and other Asian delights.

**PhatDaty** · 03-13-13 09:28

Originally Posted by TheCatholicGuy [View Original Post]

I've never had an issue. My preference is to see independents because they should reap the financial rewards. After all, they're making money on their bodies for our enjoyment (although I do my best to make it a great time for her as well and treat her with as much respect as possible for the same reason,) and running the risk of arrest, injury (or worse,) cheapskate clients, guys wanting pics, guys wanting more than the ladies want to offer, etc.

Manager, scheduler. Call them what you will. I call them pimps. If I'm doling out money for nookie, I want the lady to keep as much as possible.

This is a myopic and naive notion you are presenting. While there are some truly independent ladies in every sense of the word in the hobby, there are many that use that term loosely.

If you don't think many of these ladies have boyfriends, husbands, or some other person controlling there business, you are lying to yourself.

The reality is, you don't know, and probably don't want to know, but if you prefer to be ostrich to make the sex more palatable, more power to you.

**TheCatholicGuy** · 03-12-13 23:53

Originally Posted by Easton 1269 [View Original Post]

TCG, I used to share the same opinion. Independent ladies only. However, my point of view has changed having worked with both UTR (Buddah) and EE.

I have come to find out they are more along the lines of managers and scheduling assistants. I think the ladies would agree, they perform a service for them. Not the pimping you may be thinking of. Not to speak for Sasha, but if you recall she was Indy for a while, but is back with a manager. Most likely because of the hassle with communications. A popular providers' phone rings and texts off the hook. And having witnessed this, often it is just jerk-offs tryng to get some free pics, or attempt to barter, etc.

As I said, I respect your opinion, but personally have had good experiences with both.

I've never had an issue. My preference is to see independents because they should reap the financial rewards. After all, they're making money on their bodies for our enjoyment (although I do my best to make it a great time for her as well and treat her with as much respect as possible for the same reason,) and running the risk of arrest, injury (or worse,) cheapskate clients, guys wanting pics, guys wanting more than the ladies want to offer, etc.

Manager, scheduler. Call them what you will. I call them pimps. If I'm doling out money for nookie, I want the lady to keep as much as possible.