Escort Reports

**KingOfGreece** · 02-17-22 19:47

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

Car dates only: I am out of dope and need money as soon as possible because I am dope sick and my dealer is waiting.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time."

Your welcome.

**ReservedOne** · 02-17-22 19:41

Originally Posted by Datboicuz [View Original Post]

Which one is the best in your opinion?

Moon Palace.

**Datboicuz** · 02-17-22 16:36

Originally Posted by ReservedOne [View Original Post]

My apologies, It seems after I made a recommendation to another monger to try Club Pearl in Tyson's Corner my mail box blew up with request. Sorry for the delay. This place does multiple websites and are constantly changing thier names. The current listing is.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

https://www.discreetstory.com/lisa

https://www.jjclubs.net/kacy

They have Asian model types that usually have an ass, They give the typical meet and greet, help you undress, fold your clothes, take you by the hand to the bathroom, You will both do a mouthwash toast, Then into the shower and they will clean you real good crack and all. Give a little preview head. Then out of the shower dry you off and then rim job or even a rusty trombone. Then blow you and fuck you until your happy. Then they will clean you, dress you and tie your shoes and beg you to come back again soon. I strongly encourage and you should really try the variety there is a lot to be said for the difference between Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Cambodian lot of them have had boob jobs and I have even seen Japanese that have had Butt Jobs..

Which one is the best in your opinion?

**TopOfMorning18** · 02-17-22 15:36

I saw her a few weeks ago before she moved over to the diamond. She was absolutely fantastic and absolutely a sweet heart but she's a user. She literally had a couple of boxes of nasal narcan in the cubby hole under the TV. Also had a butt plug but there's nothing wrong with that. 99% of these girls do and it shouldn't really be a surprise to anyone. That doesn't change the fact that she might be one of the best providers that I've seen.

**ReservedOne** · 02-17-22 14:47

My apologies, It seems after I made a recommendation to another monger to try Club Pearl in Tyson's Corner my mail box blew up with request. Sorry for the delay. This place does multiple websites and are constantly changing thier names. The current listing is.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

https://www.discreetstory.com/lisa

https://www.jjclubs.net/kacy

They have Asian model types that usually have an ass, They give the typical meet and greet, help you undress, fold your clothes, take you by the hand to the bathroom, You will both do a mouthwash toast, Then into the shower and they will clean you real good crack and all. Give a little preview head. Then out of the shower dry you off and then rim job or even a rusty trombone. Then blow you and fuck you until your happy. Then they will clean you, dress you and tie your shoes and beg you to come back again soon. I strongly encourage and you should really try the variety there is a lot to be said for the difference between Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Cambodian lot of them have had boob jobs and I have even seen Japanese that have had Butt Jobs.

Other points of interest, usually located in nice condo or townhouse, they tell you where to park, give keypad codes for door and or elevators.

Plus they offer rates for 30, 45 or an hour.

Again I only hate the drive.

**MongBong** · 02-17-22 10:41

Originally Posted by JackSplat [View Original Post]

My girl is coming back so line them up Mongrels. Bbw. Throat has no bottom. Southside at bells. Do it.

J. splat.

If you're offering her number, your inbox is full.

**Bball0074** · 02-16-22 22:14

Originally Posted by LuvARub88 [View Original Post]

Are you talking about the Tiny off of Tryst? Looked on the forum in the past. But "tiny" brings up some conversations with no links.

TIA.

Yes Tiny off of Tryst.

**Jcn1965** · 02-16-22 21:41

I happened to click on some of the acs ones and some have a disclaimer saying we are a agency and the pictures may not be 100% accurate. Was that new or did I just miss that shit? At least they telling you upfront now lmao. Be safe.

**Rentahoo** · 02-16-22 18:15

I can affirm all of the positive reviews previously given. I did not see signs of drug use other than really excessive talking. But some are just like that. I defer to those that have seen something I didn't or have seen her more recently. Hopefully she can stay clean and sober because she's definitely one of the best at that price point.

**BozakBill** · 02-16-22 17:19

Originally Posted by WhatsBreakfast [View Original Post]

Last time I saw her everything was clearing up, were there marks. Yea? But scabs is definitely an embellishment. Have a friend who is around 120 and I can guarantee you that she's nowhere near that.

I haven't had anything but good experiences with her. If we want to start talking about who is doing what I can guarantee you that the vast majority of these ladies are all doing something. Half the ones that people say are " clean with no monkey" are probably still using something but it's recreational and they not doing it enough to have clear signs. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if if damn near all the mongers here aren't using pills or weed or something themselves.

If you want to write a complaint at least make it about level of service, communication or something relevant. Rest of this is just trash talk for sake of it.

I usually don't respond to Clowns in Capes like yourself. I guess you are trying to post a bunch of irrelevant post to get to Senior Status. Dude I have known her for years. Dudes like you try to tell the next person about their experience with a provider. Your experience is yours like theirs is theirs. I can tell that your comprehension is limited. My post was in response to another person's post. I don't see nothing negative about my post it was informative giving my 2 cents. Dude I don't need to post about my experience with her and repeat the same thing that someone else has said I can tell that you are that type repeat someone else's whole post word for word to boost your number laughable. I can bet this if you are not her BF I bet my relationship with her has more history with her than you. So don't try to use me to get your numbers up so that you reach Senior Status. Take your Cape off her or nobody else need you.

**Blundy2469** · 02-16-22 15:27

https://richmond.skipthegames.com/fe...7/888485900594

Just had an interesting dream about a visiting provider. Easy to talk and text. The setup was a little longer than most but the address was provided right away so we were able to sort the details out while I was driving. She was young and sharing a room with someone else (female) but it wasn't an issue. I undressed her and found some great tattoos, youthful Body that was a little thick but not fat. She vaped almost non stop but it didn't detract from the experience. We explored the usual positions mish k9 cg etc and I finished in the bag. I got dressed only to realize I had a bit more time and we ended up doing it all again. I will be back and hope to sample the friend also.

Stay safe.

**Jcn1965** · 02-16-22 14:59

On my way to see foxy been there before so I know what to expect pretty business like but she is no drama soft soft ass and nice kitty. Think she leaves tomorrow but she comes around often. Be safe.

https://tryst.link/escort/msfoxykay

**BattleBot61** · 02-16-22 13:43

Originally Posted by Islaned13 [View Original Post]

Wow with these two coming into town next week, I might haft to break into my piggy bank!

https://yourvipmodels.escortbook.com...da-conti-55788

https://alyse3.hesdesigns.biz/

Alyse is an absolute fox and has been around for years. Just book her early in the morning or else you'll get complaints touching her boobs because they too sensitive. Also realize when you write her you'll be talking to her husband.

**WhatsBreakfast** · 02-16-22 13:43

Originally Posted by BozakBill [View Original Post]

The last time that I saw her I could see the sores developing. They were only red spots at the time. I knew the sores were coming. She has fell off the wagon and is back on the chemicals. When she first got home she was about 160 she has fell all the way from that to about 120 now. I thought that she would last longer this time but most of them always repeat the same cycle.

Last time I saw her everything was clearing up, were there marks. Yea? But scabs is definitely an embellishment. Have a friend who is around 120 and I can guarantee you that she's nowhere near that.

I haven't had anything but good experiences with her. If we want to start talking about who is doing what I can guarantee you that the vast majority of these ladies are all doing something. Half the ones that people say are " clean with no monkey" are probably still using something but it's recreational and they not doing it enough to have clear signs. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if if damn near all the mongers here aren't using pills or weed or something themselves.

If you want to write a complaint at least make it about level of service, communication or something relevant. Rest of this is just trash talk for sake of it.