Massage Parlor Reports

[Jack Splat]

Sitting in room #4 at iron bridge as we speak. Clean. Nice. Place. I spring for now hour because the greeter with the ice on her flanges was hot. Go in room. "You wait 20 minutes. " got fired up and they knew I wasn't having it. She starts yelling in Chinese. Then other lady comes in. Overly apologizes for it says hold on. Man. It better get better than this!!

[YourMini]

Anyone have a recommendation for a 4 handed massage that ends well? Saw an ad and now it's stuck in my head.

My experience with 4 hands is that they talk with each other (not in English) and the experience is lessened. No real advantage.

[JayBird76]

If its maria of Luna Maya massage then news report confirmed she's transgender. If that's your thing fine but let's not start she's not a guy thread again. Some guys ended up looking totally silly doing that.

Thanks and I agree. If ya got sucked by a dude, then ok, but don't try and cover it up. Hahahha.(If your speaking of Luna at "a place of serenity spa" on chester Rd., she's a she and not a dude. That's 2 diff peeps

[PikerMan]

Anyone had good results here? Any young girls?

[BareBackJack]

Well, I'm not a big fan of Richmond AMPs. I remember the good old days when any AMP= FS and it was. 6 for the massage, $ for the FS and no one begged for tips. It always started with a table shower, then a steam room, then the massage, then the fun. Pretty young Asian girls everywhere. Sun's in Greensboro, NC was my goto place but Philly had a plethora of fun places too. Richmond cured me of my yellow fever. Well, Monday I had a relapse and flipped a finger to every place in RIC and drove 30 minutes up to Ruther Glen. There's a place on Rt 1 there that looked like it had possibilities. It was. 6 for 50 minutes and it wasn't a half bad massage. I had Lucy who was probably in her 40's and a bit heavier than I prefer but certainly not a BBW by any means. The mamasan must have been 60. Anyway, no table shower, no steam room, but on the plus side, no draping. I've had better massages but this one wasn't bad and Lucy had some personality. Not that she knew much English but she kept asking if what she was doing was okay. Roaming OTC seemed fine so I went for UTC. No resistance but I never could get into her panties very well. But I did get in a bit. Before the flip she was doing some interesting things to the boys and my thighs that got my best friend at attention. Lucy wasn't shy and she wasn't just grazing the boys. I'd just shaved the family jewels that morning and her rubbing oil in was just what I needed. The flip was pretty much what you'd expect and it was very well done. Not FS. The sundress never came off but a tittie did come out and she has long nipples. Let's just say the clean up was interesting and I didn't feel to bad leaving a. 4 tip. I'm guessing my next visit will be better and I may go for the 90 or even the 120 minute massage. To be clear, I just got a standard finish. But my sixth sense says I need to go back.

[VaInSight]

I would be surprised if Maria was a guy. She had a baby and was lactating several times when I saw her. If we're talking about the same person, she was a chubby Latino. The one about whom I'm discussing, did not have a penis. I can attest to that.

If its maria of Luna Maya massage then news report confirmed she's transgender. If that's your thing fine but let's not start she's not a guy thread again. Some guys ended up looking totally silly doing that.

[Bar Clamp]

She will meet your requirements. Look up 'Awesome Massage" in Hampton Roads CL therapeutic.

I agree with Metalhead63 but look her up in the Virginia Beach forum or scroll back to my early posts for a better understanding of her quirks. She is a sweet older provider who has some nutty ideas that she will tell you about. If you just go with the flow, nod your head and say "uh huh" a few times, you will get a good massage and the reward you seek at the end.

[Mikwin1]

Went to the one way out west of short pump. Long time back it was ok.

I went today and can only make one recommendation. Don't waste your money.

Went to DM today, people that I have dealt with in the pat feel free to PM me, but for general information, still up to their standard.

[Icedam]

Welcome to the board; I'd like to know your favorite therapist around town.

Everyone has to have a first post, so here's mine. I just discovered this forum yesterday and I'm very disappointed that it's taken me so long. I've been going to AMPs and private providers for years. I've gone to well over 50% of the AMPs in RIC and C-ville for many years. I've had different experiences than many of you with good results for HEs. I'm older and not looking for FS so maybe that makes a difference. I realize that I need to develop cred on this board so I won't volunteer a bunch of info which many of you will disregard. I will, however, respond to any questions about specific places. Hopefully, this is the first of many posts.

[ACChoops]

Had moderate success there a couple years back but wayyyyyyyy overpriced. Didn't know it was Maria's operation until I got there. Girl insane was hot though but Not worth what she wanted.

Maria was my first foray into the massage realm. Saw him / her for years. Always thought he / she was a little on the masculine side and there were some accusations of she being a he. That all came to a head when he / she got busted. Come find out a lot of us got sucked off by a guy. Oh well.

I would be surprised if Maria was a guy. She had a baby and was lactating several times when I saw her. If we're talking about the same person, she was a chubby Latino. The one about whom I'm discussing, did not have a penis. I can attest to that.

[Its That Guy]

Maybe 10 years ago, there was a practitioner named Maria. She started in a small house on Woodman near the Laurel shopping center. She then used a small room in the same building where RVA is now located. Next she used her own home in Lakeside. After that she opened the business which is now known as Harmony. She then opened the one 2 blocks away on Crockett. In each place, I would get lots of play and always leave with a smile.

I have been to Harmony 3 times and have never left happy. The last time was 3-4 months ago. The last 2 times I went the girl appeared to be new and was scared to death to even rub inner thighs much less anything else.

Has anyone ever had any success at the one on Crockett?

Had moderate success there a couple years back but wayyyyyyyy overpriced. Didn't know it was Maria's operation until I got there. Girl insane was hot though but Not worth what she wanted.

Maria was my first foray into the massage realm. Saw him / her for years. Always thought he / she was a little on the masculine side and there were some accusations of she being a he. That all came to a head when he / she got busted. Come find out a lot of us got sucked off by a guy. Oh well.

[Ogio35]

Went to check out the new Ironbridge AMP yesterday and was crept out. 1st there was a little window as soon as you walk in and some guy was there reading the paper, and when I walked in she showed someone into the back. Gave me a bad vibe so I walked out. Shame the women looked pretty nice. Has anyone have any info of it?

[ACChoops]

Ever been to Harmony on Glenside and if so leave happy? I like their massage but have not gotten more there.

Maybe 10 years ago, there was a practitioner named Maria. She started in a small house on Woodman near the Laurel shopping center. She then used a small room in the same building where RVA is now located. Next she used her own home in Lakeside. After that she opened the business which is now known as Harmony. She then opened the one 2 blocks away on Crockett. In each place, I would get lots of play and always leave with a smile.

I have been to Harmony 3 times and have never left happy. The last time was 3-4 months ago. The last 2 times I went the girl appeared to be new and was scared to death to even rub inner thighs much less anything else.

Has anyone ever had any success at the one on Crockett?

[Jay Walker]

Everyone has to have a first post, so here's mine. I just discovered this forum yesterday and I'm very disappointed that it's taken me so long. I've been going to AMPs and private providers for years. I've gone to well over 50% of the AMPs in RIC and C-ville for many years. I've had different experiences than many of you with good results for HEs. I'm older and not looking for FS so maybe that makes a difference. I realize that I need to develop cred on this board so I won't volunteer a bunch of info which many of you will disregard. I will, however, respond to any questions about specific places. Hopefully, this is the first of many posts.

Common ground with you here. Older guy (60+) who just needs periodic massages to counter arthritic aches and pains. I have no interest in walking in to a high dollar FS scenario due to a) expense b) illegality and c) just not wired to do stuff like that anymore. (Not a judgement thing. When I was younger I was definitely more hot wired!) So the fact that the local scene is way more sedate than that is fine with me. My number one goal is to receive a good quality massage, and generally in this area I do. I visit here primarily to determine where to go for the friendliest drama free service. No upselling while I'm on the table for me. If that begins I just say no thanks, but can you rub my feet? LOL. If I just walk out well worked out for aches and pain, I'm fine. To get to the point, happy to share experiences with a fellow senior.

[HungryMa]

Everyone has to have a first post, so here's mine. I just discovered this forum yesterday and I'm very disappointed that it's taken me so long. I've been going to AMPs and private providers for years. I've gone to well over 50% of the AMPs in RIC and C-ville for many years. I've had different experiences than many of you with good results for HEs. I'm older and not looking for FS so maybe that makes a difference. I realize that I need to develop cred on this board so I won't volunteer a bunch of info which many of you will disregard. I will, however, respond to any questions about specific places. Hopefully, this is the first of many posts.

Ever been to Harmony on Glenside and if so leave happy? I like their massage but have not gotten more there.