Massage Parlor Reports

[TholeJosh123]

Harmony Spa on Glenside near Wendy's. Does anyone know if they're legit? I've gone in three times and have tried to get a HE and they won't budge. Two girls usually work there a chunkier one and a MILF. Anyone have any leads as if they give HE or if they're strictly legit. They usually just tell me to finish myself and watch but they always have refused HE.

[HellsBells1]

Hello everyone.

Normally I am on the escort side of things but I am looking for something a little different. I keep reading reviews on LJs and Dm but can't figure out what / where these places are.

Never been to a Parlor and need some advice on how to find them.

Thanks for any assistance.

[SuethSayer]

Went back in my dreams, didn't get Julie, saw other girl, went for hh, she went CBJ immediately and then offered to FS bit I was done, got the old sanitization after by her, smells like rubbing alcohol, not overly impressed ever there, this place is just boring, good in a pinch though.

[JohnB388]

Well hell, I have gotten up during a sorry ass massage, put on clothes and left. F' them and what they want, they won't see me again. What are they going to do, block the door?

But if this boob lover gets to play, then they will be rewarded and I will return.

Haha, I did the same thing at Lily in RR. Gave $1 for years and all of a sudden they asked for 120 and told her to hell no stop being stingy! Got up and got dressed and as she was walking me out she kept apologizing and saying, ok ok 100 is good. Too late. I haven't been back there since, I'm sure Mamasan was happy about that one.

[BowTieGuy394]

I don't give a tip for the woman's benefit. Heck. If I really gave a crap about them, I wouldn't be visiting that place and creating job security for them. (hence I go to non-AMPs for high quality massages).

I tip for my own benefit. I tip to assuage my own guilty conscience for these dreams. I tip so I can delude myself into thinking I'm giving back, that I'm helping to take care of her.

My tipping starts at $40. It goes up based on quality of the massage, eagerness of the dream, the extras made available, and overall niceness of the woman. It goes down for elbows, bad attitude, bad massage, too many trips out of the room, and shortness of time.

I can also increase the tip based on attempts to increase participation on future visits.

But someone else telling me what I should or should not give as a tip. That I will just ignore.

[MetalHead63]

Well hell, I have gotten up during a sorry ass massage, put on clothes and left. F' them and what they want, they won't see me again. What are they going to do, block the door?

But if this boob lover gets to play, then they will be rewarded and I will return.

[OleDog]

Glockem, you just about said it all. We all know what a reasonable tip is. Anything out side that range should depend on the provider. They know (or should know) what makes a customer smile and what makes him frown or feel uncomfortable. If we stay in that reasonable range and don't make unreasonable demands they should know and stick to what is the norm. And for crying out loud, don't ask me to tip first while I'm laying naked on the table. Enough said. Carry on, my friends.

[GlockEm17]

Like dining out all depends on overall service. Attitude is huge in my tips. The more into it (or at least pretending to) will help a ton. Not having to coach good teasing another. Now how easy extras are always are bonus points.

Start the hard sell, want the money right now real tip killers and I have declined the HE due to it. It can be a tricky balance but just don't take in more than you are willing to tip helps cut out the tips that are silly.

So use the big head early on and avoid the overpaying.

[TheHobbyLobby]

If more restaurants offered happy endings I'd tip 100%.

LOL, I'll have to ask next time I am at the waffle house LOL.

[JayBird76]

So this is just my two cents. I just want to help educate people about AMP tip.

When you go to a restaurant and lets say the total bill come out to be 50 dollars. Assuming you tip 20% then the tip would be $10 dollars. A tip is almost always less than the total bill. A tip is to thank the worker for a job well done. When you go to an AMP and pay the house 40 for a half hour massage and they expect 40 for a tip. Well that is not a tip. That is paying full price or 100%. Please gentlemen don't pay more than the house fee. I get it. She did an amazing job, she let me suck on her tits, she made me feel goo she gave me a good massage. Hey, I get it I've also been guilty of those statements. However, you need to realize that when they ask for 100% or more of the house fee for a regular handshake then that is just asking to pay twice. If you get so much more than a handshake then that is a different story. When was the last time you tipped 100% of the bill. So please stop overpaying. Tipping someone 100% of the house fee is already more than generous. Guys, you are already providing an outstanding tip. That's it. Enjoy and be smart with your money.

I agree 💯! I always carry in a 20 for tip for a typical finish. Just have to wonder how many times did I get the same thing as the other guys who were paying a hundred tip. Do what you want it's your money though. Now if I'm expecting more, I'll carry in a 60 tip. But that's only if I get everything possible. Been at it a long time and yes they will ask for more, but a smart man is smart with his money.

[BenDiesel30]

Hmm, we travel in the same circles. I was there yesterday also. Mary said I was first customer. Nice girl, nice attitude. Tipped her 50.00. Probably to much but she did let me cum all over her tits. Great experience.

Maybe one of you spooked the girl off, they said Mary is gone now not coming back. My dream today was a simple RVA ending with Katie, cute girl but nothing greater on the menu other than OTC. I personally think Choctaw and GF are much better out of the three.

[Jcn1965]

So this is just my two cents. I just want to help educate people about AMP tip.

When you go to a restaurant and lets say the total bill come out to be 50 dollars. Assuming you tip 20% then the tip would be $10 dollars. A tip is almost always less than the total bill. A tip is to thank the worker for a job well done. When you go to an AMP and pay the house 40 for a half hour massage and they expect 40 for a tip. Well that is not a tip. That is paying full price or 100%. Please gentlemen don't pay more than the house fee. I get it. She did an amazing job, she let me suck on her tits, she made me feel goo she gave me a good massage. Hey, I get it I've also been guilty of those statements. However, you need to realize that when they ask for 100% or more of the house fee for a regular handshake then that is just asking to pay twice. If you get so much more than a handshake then that is a different story. When was the last time you tipped 100% of the bill. So please stop overpaying. Tipping someone 100% of the house fee is already more than generous. Guys, you are already providing an outstanding tip. That's it. Enjoy and be smart with your money.

I kind of said same while ago and was put on blast do this time I'll sit back and wait.

[RichMong804]

So this is just my two cents. I just want to help educate people about AMP tip.

When you go to a restaurant and lets say the total bill come out to be 50 dollars. Assuming you tip 20% then the tip would be $10 dollars. A tip is almost always less than the total bill. A tip is to thank the worker for a job well done. When you go to an AMP and pay the house 40 for a half hour massage and they expect 40 for a tip. Well that is not a tip. That is paying full price or 100%. Please gentlemen don't pay more than the house fee. I get it. She did an amazing job, she let me suck on her tits, she made me feel goo she gave me a good massage. Hey, I get it I've also been guilty of those statements. However, you need to realize that when they ask for 100% or more of the house fee for a regular handshake then that is just asking to pay twice. If you get so much more than a handshake then that is a different story. When was the last time you tipped 100% of the bill. So please stop overpaying. Tipping someone 100% of the house fee is already more than generous. Guys, you are already providing an outstanding tip. That's it. Enjoy and be smart with your money.

If more restaurants offered happy endings I'd tip 100%.

[OleDog]

Thanks for the education. The next time I get a HJ from a *****, ie. A female dog, I will know how much to tip.

[TheHobbyLobby]

So this is just my two cents. I just want to help educate people about AMP tip.

When you go to a restaurant and lets say the total bill come out to be 50 dollars. Assuming you tip 20% then the tip would be $10 dollars. A tip is almost always less than the total bill. A tip is to thank the worker for a job well done. When you go to an AMP and pay the house 40 for a half hour massage and they expect 40 for a tip. Well that is not a tip. That is paying full price or 100%. Please gentlemen don't pay more than the house fee. I get it. She did an amazing job, she let me suck on her tits, she made me feel goo she gave me a good massage. Hey, I get it I've also been guilty of those statements. However, you need to realize that when they ask for 100% or more of the house fee for a regular handshake then that is just asking to pay twice. If you get so much more than a handshake then that is a different story. When was the last time you tipped 100% of the bill. So please stop overpaying. Tipping someone 100% of the house fee is already more than generous. Guys, you are already providing an outstanding tip. That's it. Enjoy and be smart with your money.