Massage Parlor Reports

**JayCramer80** · 10-26-21 20:33

Originally Posted by YoungMongo [View Original Post]

Anyone know when 3rd will be open again? Finally found the place but from what I was told the current provider left Monday morning and it's closed for the time being.

The owner is probably still abusing the girls. He rapes them and threatens them if they won't fuck him. There are plenty of places to go without us supporting some piss ant abusive MF.

**JayCramer80** · 10-26-21 20:31

Originally Posted by BattleBot61 [View Original Post]

Don't care for change. LJS is LJS. Plus we'd have to then put up with newbies posting "can someone please give me the location of crawdaddys?" Then I would get even more confused.

Crawdaddy's sounds like somewhere you to get crabs. LOL.

**BkrGuyRva** · 10-26-21 19:57

This used to be my "go to" place until earlier this year when they replaced the young girl with an older woman, probably in her very late 50's, who appeared impaired. One visit with her was enough. In August I checked the place and, much to my enjoyment, the young girl was back. Three weeks later she was replaced with a cute petite lady in her 50's who gave an excellent massage (not a body rub) allowing liberal OTC. I visited today and she has been replaced with a tiny lady in her 50's. She placed me in the room, held up two fingers, and said "10 minutes". Which turned into 35 minutes. Mediocre asymmetrical body rub. Rubbed shoulder to feet on the left side but skipped most of the back on the right side. Communicating with her about wanting a harder rub and to finish my back was useless as her English vocabulary is limited to very few words: yes, no, 10 minutes, sorry, tip, fifty-dollars, forty. Absolutely no OTC allowed. During the massage she left to talk to one customer and took five calls staying in the room to complete three of them. One while still rubbing me. On the flip she did a light neck to foot rub which was very arousing the said to me "tip", handed me my pants (I did not ask her to do this) and said $50. I said no. She said $40, I said no (too many interruptions and poor massage). She accepted $30. By then I had lost any desire and finished 10 minutes early. While YMMV, I recommend that you save your money and go elsewhere.

**BattleBot61** · 10-26-21 19:28

Originally Posted by SouthrnGuy [View Original Post]

So the area around LJs is changing and wonder if for the best and maybe we should change some lingo to reflect this.

To start there is a new restaurant opened right across the parking lot. Doesn't seem to have much business as of yet. The old LJs has been refurbished and is now open serving Cajan food. Ahh the drawbacks of gentrification I hope the owners do no complain or call attention to the function of the neighbors.

So If LJs is no longer a clear land mark or point of distinction perhaps we should update our reference to to the operation. I recommend Crawdaddy. Love to see and hear other suggestions.

Be safe and happy hunting.

Peace our.

SG.

Don't care for change. LJS is LJS. Plus we'd have to then put up with newbies posting "can someone please give me the location of crawdaddys?" Then I would get even more confused.

**SouthrnGuy** · 10-26-21 16:30

So the area around LJs is changing and wonder if for the best and maybe we should change some lingo to reflect this.

To start there is a new restaurant opened right across the parking lot. Doesn't seem to have much business as of yet. The old LJs has been refurbished and is now open serving Cajan food. Ahh the drawbacks of gentrification I hope the owners do no complain or call attention to the function of the neighbors.

So If LJs is no longer a clear land mark or point of distinction perhaps we should update our reference to to the operation. I recommend Crawdaddy. Love to see and hear other suggestions.

Be safe and happy hunting.

Peace our.

SG.

**YoungMongo** · 10-26-21 11:22

Anyone know when 3rd will be open again? Finally found the place but from what I was told the current provider left Monday morning and it's closed for the time being.

**JayCramer80** · 10-26-21 06:02

Originally Posted by BkrGuyRva [View Original Post]

Yes, that is the location. I have searched the forum and cannot find it mentioned.

It used to be called Authentic Chinese before the pandemic. The old woman who owned it must have sold the place. She was kind of a heavy set lady usually wearing a nice dress when you walked in. The girls used to live in a townhome behind the supermarket. I got some good pussy in that townhome on her day off. Treat some of these girls special and it really pays off sometimes.

**BkrGuyRva** · 10-25-21 21:33

Originally Posted by JayCramer80 [View Original Post]

Is that out past Lauderdale? If it is I was there several years ago and used toget FS from a girl all the time. But she left and I haven't been back.

Yes, that is the location. I have searched the forum and cannot find it mentioned.

**TheHobbyLobby** · 10-25-21 20:00

Originally Posted by WhatsBreakfast [View Original Post]

If you want a good massage you should talk to Cherry.

Standard HE, but I went to see her for an hr and she will give you a massage for an hr.

Has an incall in shortpump area iirc. Clean and pleasant.

https://richmond.rubratings.com/191343

Pictures slightly inaccurate but she is attractive.

I've seen her before but it has been so hard to get a hold of her.

**JayCramer80** · 10-25-21 19:44

Originally Posted by BkrGuyRva [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried Yue Massage off Patterson. I stuck my head in today. Standard rates, TS closed due to C19, only girl there speaks good English. I'd like to get some info before I TOFFT. Thanks!

Is that out past Lauderdale? If it is I was there several years ago and used toget FS from a girl all the time. But she left and I haven't been back.

**BkrGuyRva** · 10-25-21 18:16

Has anyone tried Yue Massage off Patterson. I stuck my head in today. Standard rates, TS closed due to C19, only girl there speaks good English. I'd like to get some info before I TOFFT. Thanks!

**FanBoy1** · 10-25-21 15:35

So I wanted to TOFTT and review Jasmine for reals, since I am sure you all are with me thinking recent reviews are a little sketch. I show up this afternoon and there is only one lady working, seems late 40's+, hard to tell with masks, short with looked to be A's with push up. But she asks if I called. Turns out she had appt in a few minutes. My schedule is too dynamic to call ahead and schedule, so I have to do walk-ins when I get free time, so I did not get to review them.

So as I have said before, I am looking for a good spot north of the river, as I hate having to travel down to Midlo for a decent visit, and I was really feeling like getting a massage so I tried Mountain (I haven't been yet), but both ladies there were late 40's early 50's, and looking a bit ragged, and I wasn't feeling it.

So I tried for the barbershop on brook. I got Coco, looked to be late 30's early 40's, tall and slim with A's. Now either my provider was really tall or these tables are just super short. Anyways, the massage was terrible, no oil, just a lot of her pushing with all her weight into her palms, and hitting my tailbone and spine a lot. I roamed when she was at my head to let her know why I was there, then she leaned further over me giving me better access and started some light touching / teasing. Now I am used to a majority of the time being on my face, but she flipped pretty early into it. I thought she was going to go straight for HE so I tried to take off her top, and she said good tip? I said. 4 so she pulled her shirt down. Then she sat down and started some light sensual rubbing all over and I was getting into it, but then she asked for tip first. I went back and forth for a few minutes, which killed the mood for me, and I didn't feel like arguing or walking out so I just got up and grabbed the tip from my shorts and gave it to her.

She then puts a towel over Jr and proceeds with the light sensual rubbing all over, and at this point I thought I was going to get ripped off. So I continued some OTC feeling then UTC up top, with the plan to rip off the towel and just put her hand on it Haha! But right before I was about to she asked if I wanted oil and removed towel. Then she stands up, which is where my comments about the short tables come in, because I couldn't reach up top, so I just continued UTC bottom, but I am sure UTC up top would have been fine. She used too much oil, but was at least nice and slow, no jackhammer, with continued light rubbing all over, so that was nice. Finished off with a lackluster head rub, I would have preferred a foot massage.

Donation was. 5/.4. I had never been but I thought house for HH was. 4, and as I was leaving a fellow monger came in and thought the same thing, asking when it went up to. 5. All in all, not half bad and will repeat if I'm feeling the itch and don't want to drive south of the river.

**OverStreet79** · 10-24-21 22:58

Originally Posted by BigRed990 [View Original Post]

Can you say who you got?

Almost every visit I've had, the girls will play. I don't bother asking names at any of the places anymore.

**BigRed990** · 10-24-21 20:47

Can you say who you got?

Originally Posted by CLF3142 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Seasons after work, didn't get Sarah, but my she was just as good. Very playful from moment I got there. Massage was ok. Lots of early teasing. Lots of OTC after flip, girls came out lots of nursing. I was milked very well. I'll return for sure 40/40.

**CLF3142** · 10-24-21 17:06

Stopped by Seasons after work, didn't get Sarah, but my she was just as good. Very playful from moment I got there. Massage was ok. Lots of early teasing. Lots of OTC after flip, girls came out lots of nursing. I was milked very well. I'll return for sure 40/40.