Massage Parlor Reports

[Jon4587]

Any reliable place in RVA to get Nuru?

[JayBird77]

Was working nearby 61 by today. Saw Coco. She's mature with spiky short hair and pretty hot. Loose shirt and short shorts so I thought it would be good like the girl last week. A pretty good massage with a very mechanical finish. Didn't take long to start talking tip which I hate. Requested 60 tip for a standard finish and I kind of laughed. I gave her my normal 20 tip and she went ahead with it but said bring more next time. Yeah right. I left my name and number with the young girl upfront and told her to call me if she decides to do massages. She just laughed and said maybe when she's older.

[Member #6587]

Went to ocean. My previous massage therapist there moved from there to Fredericksburg, she said. Anyway, today got Linda, who was very chubby and just not attractive. Maybe the massage would make up for it, right? Nah.

Massage was ehn. Finish was ehn. Overall, horrible.

[GlockEm17]

Stopped in the spa. Drew a hot little spinner with tattoo on her shoulder. Palm size firm ass. Then two other dudes pop in. The bad was walls don't go to ceiling. One guy didn't know what the table shower was. And the other there was no question when he got happy. Hard not to laugh at this show. Allowed OTC which was also UTC with those tiny shorts face down. Decent teasing flipped and the tip game started. Hate that. For. 6 got full UTC without a bra to start with. One of the better finishes ball play nice slow wrist action and no hurry on her part which is refreshing and she made sure every drop was out. Hot towel and out the door.

[RvaGhost]

Had some time so hit Brooke rd up for the first time. Mainly because I read they had a table shower. I show up and was met by an.

Older well dressed lady who led me to a room and said 60 for the H so asked about the TS and she said 10 extra. I strip and wait. Sitting on table with towel over me and a shirt tiny thing walks in and says follow me. I lay one table face down and immediately smell the stench of mildew. Thankfully the total TS lasted about 5 min very lame and uneventful. Back to the room and the massage. It was a very good massage lots of attention to the shoulders and back like I asked probably one of the best AMP massages I've had. Some teasing and playfulness. On the flip more massaging of head shoulders and arms. Then she points to the shaft and I say yes. It was a slow sensual HJ with attention to the boys. Only allowed OTC on a small ass and bud As or small Bs had to tell with padded bra on.

Said her name was Wendy. I never seen the Wendy at Greek so idk if it's her or not.

Will repeat.

60 H 10 TS Tip40.

[Random420]

What up peeps! Was thinking 3rd today, but the chatter made me crazy nervous. So decided to check out Polo since I wasn't too far away. I rarely get a name cause any of them will generally do what's required. My lack of aggression works well and to my advantage. Standard 40 but offered UCT so gave her a Hamilton. I shall return.

[VABird12]

Took a drive and found 3rd while driving around with the clues that were on the board. Found it. Had a hhr date with Lisa who opened the door with a tight blue dress. She remembered me when I visited ljs back when it was opened. She already knew what I was looking for. After a 5 min back massage with some oil, she grabbed a hot towel and cleaned me off, asked me to flip and then some light teasing, she asked me if I was ready. Off to the main course, she grabbed a cover and started with a CBJ, moved to mish and finished with doggy. Told me to lay back down while she cleaned me off, she already knew I was going to tip $ so she didn't even ask or negotiate. Easy. Next trip will be Polo.

[FantasticFour]

Maybe a less controversial request: Any recommendation for a LEGIT Chinese massage in the short pump / Glenn Allen area? And, yes, I did lots of Google research but it was not very conclusive as many reviews are of conceited women. Mongers know the massage business best! Thanks you fellas, stay safe.

It's off 64 very close to the Short Pump area near a pizza joint in a plaza. Great place to go for a LEGIT massage and the women and owner are very professional. I usually go there after seeing a particular monger encounter in the area for additional relaxation without any haggling. Enjoy!

FF.

[Glffrk]

Gave Polo a try last week. My first time there. My guide was Lucy, if I remember correctly. Fair, but hardly memorable. The facilities were in great shape, and she changed the linens after the session. 60/40. I have had much better rubs at other locations, so not sure if I will return.

[BarneySanders]

Maybe a less controversial request: Any recommendation for a LEGIT Chinese massage in the short pump / Glenn Allen area? And, yes, I did lots of Google research but it was not very conclusive as many reviews are of conceited women. Mongers know the massage business best! Thanks you fellas, stay safe.

[Dragyn]

I'm with you and won't be arguing back cause what's the point and also not my point. Finding third is not even my point. I don't give a shit about finding it or going there.

Also, your longer explanation on why the nicknames, codes, etc, that is the type of helpful information the senior guys should be giving, not the unhelpful bullshit with an attitude, assuming new people are lazy.

It wasn't an exaggeration, in the slightest, because I went through all them fucking pages and I don't understand why people think they know better than myself, on what kind of research I did.

I am with you that yes there are some lazy people here, and no, new people shouldn't be catered to and given info without doing research.

But the level of toxic fucking replies from you guys who think you're some kind of AMP royalty is absurd.

We are all in this game together and if you don't want shit "ruined" by people who don't know your rules, then maybe you should explain them a little better instead of snapping off an unhelpful reply? Or just fucking ignore it and don't post a reply at all? Wild concept, I know.

Good Luck getting help now.

[MauriceBarbour]

Got the Helen Card but was wishing for Lisa to put me to sleep since I made an appointment to see her but any who.

She took me back to the 1st room on the left and it was hot as hell in there as well. HH for. 4 and received a finger pointing and hand pushing massage then she jumped on the table and straddle my ass then stood up on my back.

Then on the flip got a little teasing and got FS for $ it was decent but nothing to write home about. Glad I got to experience the infamous 3rd I will repeat until I experience lisa.

BTW this is not that easy to find unless you have the # or the address but hey guess that is a good thing right!

[TheBadGuy]

Greeting fellow Mongers,

The 3rd Street Massage Spa is on 3rd Street, there is NO SIGN and NO NEON LIGHTS that say OPEN it there in plain sight for a reason, if you call the number for Health Spa on Midlothian next to LJS & Goodyear, All you have to do is ask for an appointment for 3rd street ask for the address, the Owner doesn't want a lot of foot traffic, so call and make an appointment for the 3rd street, the number ends with 7216.

Old Sergeant "out".

Infantry leads the way.

Airborne air assault.

Here you go.

[RotoRooter1]

Not sure if there is more then 1 new girl, but I did see a girl tonight who said her name was Helen. Small, short hair, almost like Julie. Probably in her 40/50's, but decent body. Massage sucked, but most of them do. She attempted a CBJ, but couldn't really go down. Cfs which wasn't bad, tight kitty, decent B / C cup and an ass that look great doggie. I think I would repeat just for the k9 if there wasn't another new girl there with her. If Lisa is still there I would probably see her over the new girl because she seems to be more into it.

[RuskiGuy12]

Found 3rd Finally def not a easy find on the map. Had to go back 40 pages to find a post.

Lisa was the only one working, came at 11 before lunch.

Took me back in the 1st room to the left. Petite 5' 7 Small butt, small chest prov early 40, no scars. I will say she is better then I have seen at other places. Long dark hair easy for pulling.

1 hour paid 60 hour and FS was 120, I didn't have 120 but still got the FS. Lasted 35 min that's including massage.

Layed down for a very low end massage, about 20 min into she flipped and massaged top, then got to the twig and berries and said FS, I said sure. Quickly went got protection, dropped the dress. CBJ to start, Mish, then dog, and finished twice.

I will return.

Not sure the phone number of this place I just showed up ring ring.

Enjoy everyone.