Massage Parlor Reports

**CloudKicker** · 12-28-22 22:44

Stopped by Azalea's last weekend. Not really sure who's who but I got the skinnier one with bolt ons. Honestly the massage sucked. Which is unfortunate because I needed a good massage that day. Opted for 30 min. 10 min of light touch then flip and straight to negotiating. Started with BBBJ which felt ok. No dt at all. FS was nice. Many positions and took size well. 40 house 120 tip. Not really sure if I'll repeat. The area had uncle patrolling and just a lot going on in general.

Stay safe.

**Jcn1965** · 12-28-22 19:58

Originally Posted by RvaGhost [View Original Post]

Who 60 for a standard finish? 40 is the norm!

To his defense I've tipped to 60 for a good visit. 60/60 is not that far of stretch from 60/40. If I get great service I will tip extra and if it's not I won't. It's all about what service you got and what were your expectations. Honestly some are paying over 100 to crackheads giving a below uninspired BJ. So if I get a great massage and great HJ I'm paying. But that's me. I tip what I want. Be safe.

**BigWalkDown** · 12-28-22 14:55

Have anyone been to Jasmine Spa up in.

Goochland va lately, been there once haven't had the chance to go back. And is there any AMP in Richmond with decent age women.

**ItsAllGreat570** · 12-28-22 11:05

It seems AMPs are my new favorite dreams. I have spent a lot of money in these dreams. But after about 20 total AMP visits I haven't been to one more than 3 times. I've read a few members talk about how girls will open up a hidden menu of their own if they get to know and like you. Does anyone have any personal experience having a favorite girl at a standard HE place that opened up a secret menu for you after spending lots of time and money on her tables? If you would, please PM me a story I'd love to hear. Always trying to make my dreams better.

**TheHobbyLobby** · 12-27-22 10:28

I was feeling the itch so went to my trusted placed on Choctaw. I called and asked for Sarah. I get there and I see both women in the lobby. I see this hot looking chick, thin and tall and an old women sitting on the couch. I go to the thin one and said I called and she pointed to the old one. I don't know why but I still don't have the heart to ask for the other one. So I stay with the old one.

I did get the old bait and switch. I asked for Sarah but she was no where to be seen. I guess she is not there anymore.

The massage was just ok. There was some teasing. On the flip the negotiation started which I hate. I gave her 60 for top off and I also made my way to pull down her pants and petted the kitty from the back. I could feel some pubs and really tried to FIV but wasn't able to. She did not allow any nursing.

Overall it was just ok but since Sarah isn't there I won't be back until new talent comes in.

**RvaGhost** · 12-27-22 07:34

Originally Posted by JohnnyVa70 [View Original Post]

I forgot to report back. I went to Comfort and someone else was walking in as I pulled up. I didn't want to interrupt someone else's massage so I drove over to Choctaw. Walked in was was immediately greeted by a petite probably 30's MT. She took me right into a room as took my payment for 30 minute massage. The massage was good, not outstanding, but very nice. There was teasing during the massage. Everything she massaged my legs, she reached between my legs and rubbed my balls. After the flip, the best part was there was no negotiation. She brushed her hand across the little guy and asked if it was OK. She squirted some oil on and gave a very slow and super enjoyable finish. She cleaned me up with a warm towel and then gave some more massage on my legs, arms and neck. After it was done, she brought me a bottled water. Damage was 40/60.

Overall it was very enjoyable and I will be returning.

Who 60 for a standard finish? 40 is the norm!

**JohnnyVa70** · 12-26-22 19:20

Originally Posted by JohnnyVa70 [View Original Post]

I wanted to treat myself today for Christmas. My favorite independent massage provider isn't available today. Even though my first visit to an AMP wasn't great, I am going to give it another try. My plan is to go to either Comfort or Choctaw. Maybe a 30 minute at both to compare.

I forgot to report back. I went to Comfort and someone else was walking in as I pulled up. I didn't want to interrupt someone else's massage so I drove over to Choctaw. Walked in was was immediately greeted by a petite probably 30's MT. She took me right into a room as took my payment for 30 minute massage. The massage was good, not outstanding, but very nice. There was teasing during the massage. Everything she massaged my legs, she reached between my legs and rubbed my balls. After the flip, the best part was there was no negotiation. She brushed her hand across the little guy and asked if it was OK. She squirted some oil on and gave a very slow and super enjoyable finish. She cleaned me up with a warm towel and then gave some more massage on my legs, arms and neck. After it was done, she brought me a bottled water. Damage was 40/60.

Overall it was very enjoyable and I will be returning.

**BeanTowner78** · 12-26-22 17:48

In town for the holidays. Due to time constraints can only go to either Massage4 U or IMC on 100.

I realize mileage may vary and we all have different standards. No 1 requirement is a good massage, 2 would be the attractiveness of the masseuse and 3 would like a HE, FS while nice is not required. Of the two any suggestions?

DM is fine.

Thank you and Happy New Year.

**Jcn1965** · 12-26-22 10:03

Originally Posted by BattleBot61 [View Original Post]

I like the method of if you see them walking out of a room to just head out. I'm lucky in that I usually visit AMPs in off hours and havn't had the wait game too much. But when I did it was a slick move by them. They would say 10 minutes wait and ask for the fee so you couldn't up and leave if the wait was too long. Just like a working girl's listed age, always add on a couple more to whatever they tell you the wait will be. Learned quickly and quit that process.

The worst etiquette is by "lonely massage guy". This is the guy mentioned who comes in and yacks with the girls. Shows them his pics from his latest trip to asia. Ask them do they like dim sum. I'd be on the table going shut the fuck up already. When the session was over there he was trying to get selfies with the girls. Touching and grabbing them all the time. Loser.

It's funny you said that but my last visit to Hopkins this is exactly what I got. I'm waiting fucking naked and freezing and this guy is just chatting it up with I'm guessing only girl working. On and on for 10 minutes until I literally coughed so loud that he got the hint and I heard the door chime go off. Was ready to drag him out the building my self and let him know the etiquette. No clue Be safe.

**GizmoTool** · 12-26-22 00:21

Originally Posted by HueyDriver [View Original Post]

Yes, it is true, I live in the den of LEO commonly known as Henrico. I drive Staples Mill often and noticed a new place called. Wait. Asian Massage in a strip mall right before Lidls. I had to take one for the team. Stopped in and was greeted by a not so attractive lady. I don't like to speak of one's attractiveness as we all have our blemishes, but this one was double coyote ugly (that's right, you chew both arms off). It did not take long to understand this is not likely that place to be when I saw her in long pants with socks over the bottom of the pant's leg. It was apparent that she was the only person there and I begged out of there taking a business card with promises to make an appointment. Not. I do not mean to denigrate this place, but I will not return. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good BBBJ.

I encountered the same unattractive greeter, but followed her to the room. The door knobs had a canvas strap wrapped around in a figure 8 to prevent the lock from latching. I drew a very playful, giggly, elderly provider with nothing worth seeing or touching. She was very flirty, the massage was decent and the tease was effective; however, it was self-service. She rubbed my thighs with a feather light touch and she enjoyed cheering junior on to the finish. Damage 1 hr. 60/10. Will not repeat.

**BattleBot61** · 12-25-22 01:03

Originally Posted by BowTieGuy394 [View Original Post]

I get what you are saying. But I've learned the hard way you sometimes you have to ask the right questions.

Many places will try to get your money, place you in a room, and then tell you "wait XX minutes. " If the lady says "me busy, you come back" - easy peasy. But often they like having the next room ready so no downtime between jobs. Add in the mask, broken Engrish and the fact that they'll lie about the amount of time until the existing session ends. There are times when it hasn't been a quick conversation.

Now, if they come out of the room. I just start walking back towards the door. In reality, I've found myself frequenting Polo more often b / c they have a front desk person. Which eliminates the in-room pop-out.

I like the method of if you see them walking out of a room to just head out. I'm lucky in that I usually visit AMPs in off hours and havn't had the wait game too much. But when I did it was a slick move by them. They would say 10 minutes wait and ask for the fee so you couldn't up and leave if the wait was too long. Just like a working girl's listed age, always add on a couple more to whatever they tell you the wait will be. Learned quickly and quit that process.

The worst etiquette is by "lonely massage guy". This is the guy mentioned who comes in and yacks with the girls. Shows them his pics from his latest trip to asia. Ask them do they like dim sum. I'd be on the table going shut the fuck up already. When the session was over there he was trying to get selfies with the girls. Touching and grabbing them all the time. Loser.

**JohnnyVa70** · 12-24-22 15:17

I wanted to treat myself today for Christmas. My favorite independent massage provider isn't available today. Even though my first visit to an AMP wasn't great, I am going to give it another try. My plan is to go to either Comfort or Choctaw. Maybe a 30 minute at both to compare.

**BowTieGuy394** · 12-23-22 18:49

I get what you are saying. But I've learned the hard way you sometimes you have to ask the right questions.

Many places will try to get your money, place you in a room, and then tell you "wait XX minutes. " If the lady says "me busy, you come back" - easy peasy. But often they like having the next room ready so no downtime between jobs. Add in the mask, broken Engrish and the fact that they'll lie about the amount of time until the existing session ends. There are times when it hasn't been a quick conversation.

Now, if they come out of the room. I just start walking back towards the door. In reality, I've found myself frequenting Polo more often b / c they have a front desk person. Which eliminates the in-room pop-out.

Originally Posted by HueyDriver [View Original Post]

So fellow mongers, I wanted to ask about etiquette when approaching a parlor when you know someone is already in a room. So you know, I was enjoying the end of my massage when another monger walked in requiring my lady to leave the room as many of us experience. If I know someone else is already there I am quick to ask when to come back and the get out. My last experience a guy came in and continued to ask the same question over and over and actually made my massuege mad. So, my question here, is there an accepted protocol if you know someone is ahead of you?

Thanks.

**TheSilentGray** · 12-23-22 18:41

I've been trying out a few different places over the past few months, and it seems that Comfort is the best. I returned for the first time since July and decided it will be my go-to from now on. Drew a hot girl named Anna who gave arguably the best massage I've had in years. I also learned that when you tell them "go hard" they don't mess around. It hurt like hell but it got the job done. There was mild teasing throughout and during the flip there was no negotiation. She just saw that I was at attention and immediately got to work with an amazing HJ complete with her pushing her t*ts in my face for a good portion of the time.

Honestly, the only downside was realizing that a holiday weekend means that mongers will be coming in constantly and bitching about the wait. PSA for the group: These girls are East Asian so you don't have to ask them if they'll be open regular hours for Christmas weekend. Just assume they will be and come back later. 10/10 massage and handy. $. 6/. 4.

**HueyDriver** · 12-23-22 13:50

So fellow mongers, I wanted to ask about etiquette when approaching a parlor when you know someone is already in a room. So you know, I was enjoying the end of my massage when another monger walked in requiring my lady to leave the room as many of us experience. If I know someone else is already there I am quick to ask when to come back and the get out. My last experience a guy came in and continued to ask the same question over and over and actually made my massuege mad. So, my question here, is there an accepted protocol if you know someone is ahead of you?

Thanks.