Massage Parlor Reports

[MetalHead63]

Some days are good, some days are bad, and yesterday was the worst ever.

So the SO is out of town and I tell myself, why don't I give CL a try since I'm feeling adventurous. First mistake, but in between flaggings, spam, flakes, and fakes, I finally settle on this beauty.

Sunday soothing. W4m. 30 (henrico)

Sunday evening soothing touch. Lay back ease your mind and let me stroke your body and totaly relax you. I'm very good at what I do my rub downs are the best. Please be serious and don't waste my time with lots of endless emails if you don't confirm with in 3 emails conversation is over but those guys that are serious and to the point hit me up I'm ready to rub you down all areas of body will be rub down well.

I was a little tight, it was starting to rain, and a massage at that second sounded nice. Through emails I received a pic of a pretty attractive girl and confirmed that I would receive at least topless with roaming. The second I open the door, Kristina starts complaining of rheumatoid arthritis in her legs and how much pain she's in. Her male roommate is in the kitchen as I walk through a completely empty living room, and the house smells of smoke. Once inside her bedroom, she tells me to undress and lay on the towel on the bed. All situated right? Wrong. She counts the donation and immediately walks out to give to her roommate to pick up some things at the store. Seriously? If I knew it was a lost cause from my initial conversation, it was confirmed then. It only got worse from there. She talked non-stop about her pain, not having money, about the cop trying to bust her last week, about her roommate double booking her and him now taking more of a cut. What? I was emailing her guy roommate and not her? I suppose that's why she was still wearing sweatpants and her top and she was still complaining about her pain and not making enough money, and the fact that her two roommates didn't work. WTF! Does it get worse? Yes it does. Well Mr. Massage Booker had double booked me and the second sucker. Unfortunately, I got there first. So while I'm going through this disaster, she is answering phone calls from the second sucker trying to get him not to leave. Mercifully, the massage cums to an anti-dramatic climax. To top it all off, after I get cleaned up and dressed, I ask her where to put the towel. Brace yourself here. She takes it and folds it up and places back on the corner of the bed! Holy Jesus! I need some fcking disinfectant!

She does apologize and says she will make it up to me by giving me half price next time. Needless to say, there is no way in hell that that is happening. So, fellow board members, I hope you've taken note from my adventurous side and maybe evenlaughed a bit. I'm actually laughing myself it was that bad. Feel free to comment and save me from myself next time.

That is what I attribute to "educational / research expenses". Good story though.

[Michigan3]

Does anybody know if Candy from Petersburg is still offering services? Based on the last report here I decided to give her a shot. I have tried calling several times, left messages and never gotten a call back. Her last ad on BP was July 27. Anybody got any info or seen her recently?

I saw her late last week. She is still providing services; however, her times are limited (hit or miss). I was lucky and got ahold of her on the first try. Location is an older house, but very clean. Service was very nice and personal, if you know what I mean. She uses oil or lotion and not to extreme. It was a very enjoyable experience and will be back for more. I can only say keep trying if you are still interested in her.

[ICantGetNo]

Some days are good, some days are bad, and yesterday was the worst ever.

So the SO is out of town and I tell myself, why don't I give CL a try since I'm feeling adventurous. First mistake, but in between flaggings, spam, flakes, and fakes, I finally settle on this beauty.

Sunday soothing. W4m. 30 (henrico)

Sunday evening soothing touch. Lay back ease your mind and let me stroke your body and totaly relax you. I'm very good at what I do my rub downs are the best. Please be serious and don't waste my time with lots of endless emails if you don't confirm with in 3 emails conversation is over but those guys that are serious and to the point hit me up I'm ready to rub you down all areas of body will be rub down well.

I was a little tight, it was starting to rain, and a massage at that second sounded nice. Through emails I received a pic of a pretty attractive girl and confirmed that I would receive at least topless with roaming. The second I open the door, Kristina starts complaining of rheumatoid arthritis in her legs and how much pain she's in. Her male roommate is in the kitchen as I walk through a completely empty living room, and the house smells of smoke. Once inside her bedroom, she tells me to undress and lay on the towel on the bed. All situated right? Wrong. She counts the donation and immediately walks out to give to her roommate to pick up some things at the store. Seriously? If I knew it was a lost cause from my initial conversation, it was confirmed then. It only got worse from there. She talked non-stop about her pain, not having money, about the cop trying to bust her last week, about her roommate double booking her and him now taking more of a cut. What? I was emailing her guy roommate and not her? I suppose that's why she was still wearing sweatpants and her top and she was still complaining about her pain and not making enough money, and the fact that her two roommates didn't work. WTF! Does it get worse? Yes it does. Well Mr. Massage Booker had double booked me and the second sucker. Unfortunately, I got there first. So while I'm going through this disaster, she is answering phone calls from the second sucker trying to get him not to leave. Mercifully, the massage cums to an anti-dramatic climax. To top it all off, after I get cleaned up and dressed, I ask her where to put the towel. Brace yourself here. She takes it and folds it up and places back on the corner of the bed! Holy Jesus! I need some fcking disinfectant!

She does apologize and says she will make it up to me by giving me half price next time. Needless to say, there is no way in hell that that is happening. So, fellow board members, I hope you've taken note from my adventurous side and maybe evenlaughed a bit. I'm actually laughing myself it was that bad. Feel free to comment and save me from myself next time.

[Gwydion]

Does anybody know if Candy from Petersburg is still offering services? Based on the last report here I decided to give her a shot. I have tried calling several times, left messages and never gotten a call back. Her last ad on BP was July 27. Anybody got any info or seen her recently?

[MagicalBilly]

The following has posted under several past names and the massage is a 1 at best and the HR is non existence.

Be warned and save you money on this rip off. You are in for a big disappointment.

: here is the BP ad:

Hi I'm Giselle.

If you're tired of rude girls, fake pictures and dissappointments then I'm the girl for you.

I offer deep tissue to light touch s with oil, warming oil gelly or lotion.

2038854171.

&128222; &128139; Call or text

Poster's age: 22

[JimmyJams]

Has anyone checked out johnnyspost. Com? It suppose to be free, but it's new to me.

Place is a ghost land! Nothing for sale! In electronics, tickets, cars etc. Nothing. In adult, three phone adds and a dummy escort add. Weird place.

[AOneFred7734]

Has anyone checked out johnnyspost. Com? It suppose to be free, but it's new to me.

Looks like you need to sign up to get on

[RVADude34]

Has anyone checked out johnnyspost. Com? It suppose to be free, but it's new to me.

[DXtreme2013]

Lives near the racetrack off near E Laburnum and Meadowbridge intersection and has table setup in her bedroom for the massages. Neighborhood is so-so but I didn't have any trouble.

Any one has a contact info?

[MetalHead63]

Lives near the racetrack off near E Laburnum and Meadowbridge intersection and has table setup in her bedroom for the massages. Neighborhood is so-so but I didn't have any trouble.

That's right, on a road about a Ladie with a direction. I forgot that. So you were ok there? Seemed rough from my search. Day, night? Can you PM me? I want to revisit.

[MagicalBilly]

Funny how one can change their hair color, their name and their profile pics and all of sudden you're someone totally different. Trina becomes Giselle. NOT.

http://richmond.backpage.com/BodyRub...va-23/11011238

Whatever name she is under is a massage rip off. Massage skills: 1. Massage time: 1 about 10 minutes. Nothing extra and attitude goes south when you ask for extra based on fee. I would never go back and her looks are a bit trashy.

[Camby]

Has anybody seen her since she moved to near the race track? If so how was the area? She texts me every once in a while but I haven't been able to set something up.

Lives near the racetrack off near E Laburnum and Meadowbridge intersection and has table setup in her bedroom for the massages. Neighborhood is so-so but I didn't have any trouble.

[MetalHead63]

Has anybody seen her since she moved to near the race track? If so how was the area? She texts me every once in a while but I haven't been able to set something up.

Last I heard from her texts was she was off Laburnum in east end, not near RIR. At the loc she gave, I searched it and it looked too sketchy for me. If she is somewhere else, I would like to know. I was a regular, really enjoyed her.

[Its That Guy]

Has anybody seen her since she moved to near the race track? If so how was the area? She texts me every once in a while but I haven't been able to set something up.

[RichmondDude]

I don't know I'd anybody else has tried this one but I called twice no answer. Just a lot of texting back and forth every time I said are you free to talk. The text back was something strange like (I have had to much phone for the day) or (I am Irritable I will talk to you later) those two quotes did me in.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/thp/4003664623.html

I saw her, ok massage, abit odd if you ask me. Nothing extra, talks whole time, she a nanny too. Reminds me of 60s hippy chik. I won't repeat.