Escort Reports

[GilBang]

I saw BeBe probably 3 years ago but before she offered Nuru. I remember her being super sweet and a lot of fun. She's OOC right now "due to the virus", at least, that's the message I got back when I contacted her a few months ago.

Yeah, she might still be OOC due to covid, but she was supposedly OOC well before it. 100% agree she's definitely fun and a sweetheart.

[CoolPix]

I saw Sophie once a while ago, maybe 1. 5 years ago and I'd have to agree with your review. Even though I did not have the nuru or FS, the "massage" experience consisted of like a half gallon of baby oil and her rubbing her body and tits over me and yes, the trying to be funny also annoyed me.

My best nuru experience was with BeBe, who I think it's still MIA. Inflatable mattress, legit warm nuru goo, felt incredibly good and how she slides the cover on is damn near magic, I honestly thought we were going to go at it BB. To top it off, with BeBe, the nuru is just Round 1.

I saw BeBe probably 3 years ago but before she offered Nuru. I remember her being super sweet and a lot of fun. She's OOC right now "due to the virus", at least, that's the message I got back when I contacted her a few months ago.

[RickKrungThep]

You'd be surprised, some not so often. There's one outfit that has been advertising for a super long time, maybe a couple of years and they've pretty much kept the same numbers throughout for the same locations. The only change they had was that they no longer advertise for Tysons.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/her...3/9686905.html

This link, I called the Fairfax number, made an appointment, answered the screening questions, etc and when I called in the parking lot it got nasty. They wanted to know if I was a black man. I told her I was white. I had already replied before I left home to these questions. I told her I had already replied to all the questions. She just started over. I told her I was white again. I have been to China many times and am very familiar with this kind of rudeness. They do not care. No customer service even when you are the one paying. I never got the apt number and it wasted my drive time and time in the parking lot. I know I will never call that outfit again.

[Wp212]

Saw both Jessika and Valentina this week.

They're only in town for 1 more day, so not sure how helpful this review will be, but don't bother with Valentina.

Horrible attitude, complains she's too tired for CG, asks every 2 minutes if you're done and sends you on your way 20 minutes in whether you're finished or not.

Couldn't even keep it up with her nagging while my main concern with Jessika was coming too early.

[Jorum]

Messaged and asked for Amanda at Tyson's and they said she was in Manassas. So I head over, not the same "Amanda" as the first time I visited, but she was 5'5" skinny and small b cup, so I was okay with it. Looked like she was mid 30's, so I decided to do 30 m instead of a quick visit. Damage was $. 3 for 30.

BBBJ to start things off followed by some daty and then put the cover on and went at it. Halfway through she reminded me that I had 15 more minutes, but other than that everything else was okay. Light kissing, tight pussy and she could take a pounding. Overall fun and would repeat.

PM if you want the number!

[GilBang]

Question how long do some of these ACS ads last before they change their numbers?

You'd be surprised, some not so often. There's one outfit that has been advertising for a super long time, maybe a couple of years and they've pretty much kept the same numbers throughout for the same locations. The only change they had was that they no longer advertise for Tysons.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/her...3/9686905.html

[GilBang]

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/ma...4/9601269.html

Easily made an appt with Sophie in FF for an hr nuru that included, the full monty.

When I arrived she gave me directions to her apt. First impression was ok, right black dress, certainly the same girl in the pics but probably most current with the look of an at home hair color kit, hideous in my opinion. From first glance her body looked curvy and sexy. We walked to the back room where I could get a better look at her. She's not a fatty, she's thick with many a soft bit. Her face is cute but to me her body was just meh. I forgot to mention when I walked in it smelled of moth balls, yuck.

Onto the service, the massage was more of a light rub. The nuru included lying on a plastic tarp-like covering on the bed and that shit was cold! Onto the nuru, typical slip and slide, she slides her hand under me rubbing my nads and cock. I moan and she mocks me and giggles. I'm not an ass but I'm not amused either. This goes on for 5 min and she asks me to roll over. Same slip and slide, lots of eye contact, and kissing my neck and ears. Goes down for a 45 second BBBJ before sliding the cover on and gives me a CBJ. While on top giving me the CBJ she hops on for CG until I finish. She was pretty damn tight as I pulled out, the cover got stuck in her. I got in the shower, cleaned up, she gave me 2 packs of cookies, and a small Gatorade to go. I won't repeat for the following reasons:

Smelly mothball scent, unattractive body (fupa), no real massage skills, and last IMO she tried so hard to be funny and cute. I was not amused, in fact, she annoyed me more than anything. Maybe if she was hot I could have overlooked it.

I can be picky some times so others may like what she has going on. Not for me. 2 hondo was the damage.

CRPN.

I saw Sophie once a while ago, maybe 1. 5 years ago and I'd have to agree with your review. Even though I did not have the nuru or FS, the "massage" experience consisted of like a half gallon of baby oil and her rubbing her body and tits over me and yes, the trying to be funny also annoyed me.

My best nuru experience was with BeBe, who I think it's still MIA. Inflatable mattress, legit warm nuru goo, felt incredibly good and how she slides the cover on is damn near magic, I honestly thought we were going to go at it BB. To top it off, with BeBe, the nuru is just Round 1.

[TheRabbit]

Question how long do some of these ACS ads last before they change their numbers?

[CoolPix]

I was thinking about trying this gal but after your report I think I'll pass. It's funny how some simple little things will set one off and, at least for me, will end up fixating on it to the point that you want it to just be over. I've had more than my share of those experiences, both in the bowl and with the pros.

There used to be a young Asian who went by Elena who offered fantastic Nuru. She had the rubber mattress and used authentic Nuru gel warmed to a wonderfully steamy slippery consistency. She didn't offer FS but the P2 P action was near constant and the warm slippery gel made for a great, erotic time. Sadly, she was working her way through school (she only provided her services on days off from school) and "retired" after finishing up last year if I'm not mistaken.

Still in search for a good Nuru provider in the area. It's a sloppy mess done right so I'm not surprised it's hard to find.

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/ma...4/9601269.html

Easily made an appt with Sophie in FF for an hr nuru that included, the full monty.

When I arrived she gave me directions to her apt. First impression was ok, right black dress, certainly the same girl in the pics but probably most current with the look of an at home hair color kit, hideous in my opinion. From first glance her body looked curvy and sexy. We walked to the back room where I could get a better look at her. She's not a fatty, she's thick with many a soft bit. Her face is cute but to me her body was just meh. I forgot to mention when I walked in it smelled of moth balls, yuck.

Onto the service, the massage was more of a light rub. The nuru included lying on a plastic tarp-like covering on the bed and that shit was cold! Onto the nuru, typical slip and slide, she slides her hand under me rubbing my nads and cock. I moan and she mocks me and giggles. I'm not an ass but I'm not amused either. This goes on for 5 min and she asks me to roll over. Same slip and slide, lots of eye contact, and kissing my neck and ears. Goes down for a 45 second BBBJ before sliding the cover on and gives me a CBJ. While on top giving me the CBJ she hops on for CG until I finish. She was pretty damn tight as I pulled out, the cover got stuck in her. I got in the shower, cleaned up, she gave me 2 packs of cookies, and a small Gatorade to go. I won't repeat for the following reasons:

Smelly mothball scent, unattractive body (fupa), no real massage skills, and last IMO she tried so hard to be funny and cute. I was not amused, in fact, she annoyed me more than anything. Maybe if she was hot I could have overlooked it.

I can be picky some times so others may like what she has going on. Not for me. 2 hondo was the damage.

CRPN.

[Creeping]

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/ma...4/9601269.html

Easily made an appt with Sophie in FF for an hr nuru that included, the full monty.

When I arrived she gave me directions to her apt. First impression was ok, right black dress, certainly the same girl in the pics but probably most current with the look of an at home hair color kit, hideous in my opinion. From first glance her body looked curvy and sexy. We walked to the back room where I could get a better look at her. She's not a fatty, she's thick with many a soft bit. Her face is cute but to me her body was just meh. I forgot to mention when I walked in it smelled of moth balls, yuck.

Onto the service, the massage was more of a light rub. The nuru included lying on a plastic tarp-like covering on the bed and that shit was cold! Onto the nuru, typical slip and slide, she slides her hand under me rubbing my nads and cock. I moan and she mocks me and giggles. I'm not an ass but I'm not amused either. This goes on for 5 min and she asks me to roll over. Same slip and slide, lots of eye contact, and kissing my neck and ears. Goes down for a 45 second BBBJ before sliding the cover on and gives me a CBJ. While on top giving me the CBJ she hops on for CG until I finish. She was pretty damn tight as I pulled out, the cover got stuck in her. I got in the shower, cleaned up, she gave me 2 packs of cookies, and a small Gatorade to go. I won't repeat for the following reasons:

Smelly mothball scent, unattractive body (fupa), no real massage skills, and last IMO she tried so hard to be funny and cute. I was not amused, in fact, she annoyed me more than anything. Maybe if she was hot I could have overlooked it.

I can be picky some times so others may like what she has going on. Not for me. 2 hondo was the damage.

CRPN.

[Twist]

I've been doing this for 30 years and never caught anything. 'Course past performance is no indicator of future returns. Still, I find these ladies safer than civilians. The only minor STI I've ever caught (one) was from a work hookup. I use to get checked quarterly, now I only do it once a year.

Agencies have no incentive to have women working sick (that shit gets around fast) and the women are aware of their risks and don't want to get sick.

Final note. Stick with reputable women is key to reducing your risks. You should screen her for reliability and just having her shit together the same way she is screening you to insure you will do her no harm. Always use a cover for vaginal / anal sex and you will be fine.

[Twist]

Hi guys. Just discovered this forum. Am new to the states. Like just arrived about a month ago. I stay at Dumfries.

Couple of things I noticed. Getting a super hot escort seems here much more difficult even from where I come from a conservative Arabic country and more expensive.

Two questions: any possibility a good looking girl would do GFE and porn star experience with all shit like anal, cim, or even swallow?

And ain't there any massage parole with american girls??a blond with tattoos. I mean I was in OK in 2011 and massage places were all with beautiful american girls and FS was easily on the menu.

I hd a dream here with Asian MP I will talk about in a separate review.

It's tough in the states. After 10 years of frustration, I don't hirer escorts in the states outside the occasional AMP experience. Service is hit or miss and prices are high. I go to Europe or Canada.

GFE anal is rare. In Europe it is more common. Canada it is sometimes available; depends on the quality of your ground game and hygiene.

[Mdubya]

BBFS? Oof!

Any real pics?

I would discuss that with her.

[Mdubya]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/nor...a/9763111.html

Hey guys Sophia wanted me to let you guys know that she is available for Incall and outcall. She's a thick MILF. She's not a top model. She's in need of funds and may negotiate extras upon request. Please direct all questions to the number in her ad. She does it all for the right donation. Help her out and be nice guys. As always YMMV.

Get your orders in guys this Asian meatlovers dish leaves Sunday.

[Twist]

Hey guys, so I met a provider for the first time last week and I got a BBBJ along with CFS. Normally AMPs are my thing. Has anyone ever caught an STI from a provider? She used mouthwash (Listerine?) before and from what I've heard oral is less likely to spread something. Went and got a test done today out of panic and I'll be hearing back over the next few days.

I've been doing this for 30 years and never caught anything. 'Course past performance is no indicator of future returns. Still, I find these ladies safer than civilians. The only minor STI I've ever caught (one) was from a work hookup. I use to get checked quarterly, now I only do it once a year.

Agencies have no incentive to have women working sick (that shit gets around fast) and the women are aware of their risks and don't want to get sick.