Escort Reports

[SumphknFool]

That's crazy! My visit with her went the exact same way to a T. Rush job to get me semi-hard, terrible positioning on edge of bed for doggy and kept pulling away. I finally gave up also and told her I was done cause staying hard was out of the question. She most definitely needs to pursue another line of work.

Went and saw this one at that Econolodge in Dumfries. I'll admit, she does look like the photos. Cute girl, but her attitude is just. Off. She offered BBJ for 130. It was to include full service. The headache was that she only sucked until it got partially hard. Like not even a minute, then asked to fuck. When talking about how she should keep going, I lost wood and told her she's got to get me hard again. Again, she came with the attitude. Finally strap up and do it in doggy. Pussy was trash. She was leaning to the side and I had to pull her to get her in a better position. Obviously I'll never go see her again and I advise you to stay away from her too. Clearly she needs something else to do, because this isn't for her. I finished in 4 minutes. Well, no I didn't, I just gave up.

Ive met another girl at this location who was WAY better. Ill give credit and write her a great review later

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...-/290749836303

https://callescort.org/571-450-4174

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/167700886

[ThatBooredOne]

Most recent ad: https://skipthegames.com/posts/washi...2/610852054967.

Former ad (located in Laurel): https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/140105277.

I saw this one once last summer and she was definitely on the drugged-out side of things. Not a bad time but not quite as good as one might hope, and not as pleasantly curvaceous as her pictures would lead you to believe. But her new ad looks different enough that maybe she's taking better care of herself now. Posted this in Baltimore before, but she's currently staying in some dump in Takoma Park. Has anyone seen her since last year?

Just saw this one and wondering if it's the same gal?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/167394873#.

Pixels:

Not the same girl.

Ltfcd:

The original ad in Laurel was her original ad. She won't be around for a while BTW.

The ad on skipthegames is from a scammer who stole her pics and is trying to get a deposit. Those pics are from the past when she was a stripper (and healthier).

[TheOuroboros]

Called to Cielo who advertised on another site. https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...7622401-387399 She was a rather cold provider. Physically and figuratively. Hands were cold to the touch so when she applied lotion to my back it was like taking a cold shower. Doesn't speak English and my Spanish is pretty mal but I did my best to break the ice with the best small talk in Spanish I could muster. Didn't do a very good job so gave up and kinda let her do her thing. Massage was mediocre not good not bad. It was a relaxing 40 min before she had me flip. Without a word went to massage my junk. Asked her if she would do extra and said topless for 100. FS would cost another 300. Wasn't willing to budge on that despite my friendly protest to reign in the tip to a more reasonable price. Settled for the 100 tip for topless thought I could ease her into a more playful session, but it's all business with Cielo. A cold topless HJ was all she was willing to do. Junior had a hard time staying awake during her riveting performance and by that I mean mentally phoning it in. To mine and I'm sure her relief I somehow managed to finish and she cleaned me up and sent me on my way. Buyers regret washed over me and I would not repeat unless she warms up and tries to at least pretend to put in some effort. She has big naturally Ds and is a pretty attractive girl overall, just wish she put in more effort especially charging the insane rates for service.

Interesting review. Maybe belongs in MP section tho. Had a similar experience with Cielo. One might say an exact and/or eerily similar…

.I remember when I wrote it.

Title: Review: DMVlatinas-Cielo.

Date: Mar 18,2024.



City: Alexandria.


House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 120+100 tip.

Nationality: Latina.

Age Estimate: 35.

Physical Description: Cielo is a tall brunette from Peru. She was wearing black scrubs that accentuated her big breasts and large ass. She's full bodied not thin not fat. Tattoo near her right shoulder. Wearing glasses giving her a more mature sophisticated look although her facial affect can best be described by resting ***** face.

Private Details: Got an hour appt with Cielo. She was a rather cold provider. Physically and figuratively. Hands were cold to the touch so when she applied lotion to my back it was like taking a cold shower. Doesn't speak English and my Spanish is pretty mal but I did my best to break the ice with the best small talk in Spanish I could muster. Didn't do a very good job so gave up and kinda let her do her thing. Massage was mediocre not good not bad. It was a relaxing 40 min before she had me flip. Without a word went to massage my junk. Asked her if she would do extra and said topless for 100. FS would cost another 300. Wasn't willing to budge on that despite my friendly protest to reign in the tip to a more reasonable price. Settled for the 100 tip for topless thought I could ease her into a more playful session, but it's all business with Cielo. A cold topless HJ was all she was willing to do. Junior had a hard time staying awake during her riveting performance and by that I mean mentally phoning it in. To mine and I'm sure her relief I somehow managed to finish and she cleaned me up and sent me on my way. Buyers regret washed over me and I would not repeat unless she warms up and tries to at least pretend to put in some effort.

She has big naturally Ds and is a pretty attractive girl overall, just wish she put in more effort especially charging the insane rates for service.

Recommendation: No.

I thought plagiarism was the kinda shit that happened in middle school tho LOL.

[Sicilia21]

I'm sure you know, Tina gets a lot of foot traffic, so maybe Lili is the tighter option for your dirty dick. However, you won't get the throat choking, deep plunging, crazed chihuahua pumping PSE you're looking for. You're better off with the coarse street * if you can find them in NoVA.

Heard, last time I saw tina wasnt impressed with the oussy, however she puts in effort so it does change things. But facefucking a ***** is quite memorable. As far as the street scene. This area is pretty barren, hoping the warmer weather brings out the street ******.

[DmvTrickGawd]

Went and saw this one at that Econolodge in Dumfries. I'll admit, she does look like the photos. Cute girl, but her attitude is just. Off. She offered BBJ for 130. It was to include full service. The headache was that she only sucked until it got partially hard. Like not even a minute, then asked to fuck. When talking about how she should keep going, I lost wood and told her she's got to get me hard again. Again, she came with the attitude. Finally strap up and do it in doggy. Pussy was trash. She was leaning to the side and I had to pull her to get her in a better position. Obviously I'll never go see her again and I advise you to stay away from her too. Clearly she needs something else to do, because this isn't for her. I finished in 4 minutes. Well, no I didn't, I just gave up.

I’ve met another girl at this location who was WAY better. I’ll give credit and write her a great review later

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...-/290749836303

https://callescort.org/571-450-4174

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/167700886

[Pbarber307]

For all you night owls out there, I enjoyed another visit with Leila, who is touring the area again. She is the attractive red head in the pictures, with a great attitude, ivory skin with no tattoos, which seems to be a rarity these days, and inviting physical features. You will have to do a FT video confirmation, but remaining communication is via text. Services are covered using male / female condom, but she does provide BBBJ as her ad suggests. Leila is definitely a burst of sunshine for this area; I highly recommend. 200 HH /300 H special.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/washi...9/211776189558

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...a/dc/167713214#.

[Pbarber307]

Texted handler for thr springfield acs. Was told tina and lili are avaliable. Fucked tina o ce before. Was curious if lili tighter and a better fuck? Seeking to punish a pussy and throat so tina my be my choice bit want fellow mongers input. Isually fuck street ****** but this are has no real street ****** so may want to punish a local escort throat and pussy.

I'm sure you know, Tina gets a lot of foot traffic, so maybe Lili is the tighter option for your dirty dick. However, you won't get the throat choking, deep plunging, crazed chihuahua pumping PSE you're looking for. You're better off with the coarse street * if you can find them in NoVA.

[JmSuttr]

No idea, but almost all of the Asian Massage places have fake / catfish advertisements with much younger and prettier women pictured than who actually works there. There were two places I went to, not talked about much here, in Alx, and for every time I had a decently attractive woman there who was in her 30's, I'd get 2 or 3 times with mamasons saying on the hot girl is coming, and then doesn't. Yeah those times I was so hardup I knew the risks, and decided I will just close my eyes. Got tired of that.

Now on PD the hot eastern European women massage ads are also fake, but if you ask they will send pics of the real girl, and usually they are still attractive and in their 20's or 30's. They don't get as in to it as the Asian ladies, but if you want someone younger and hotter who will still do the job, go that eastern European route. If you want someone who is middle aged to elderly who may put in some effort go to Asian massage route.

I've been fortunate enough to have had more than a few mind-blowing experiences with Eastern European women, mostly Russian and Ukrainian, stateside and overseas. They often have a businesslike (even cold) outer shell, but there's fire inside almost all of them if you are lucky (and persistent) enough to find it.

One thing I've observed is that most EE women have a very strong romantic side, a vivid imagination, and a flair for the dramatic. They hide those qualities behind a defensive facade, for a variety of reasons, but they are definitely smoldering just beneath the surface. For the monger this means that you'll need to approach an encounter more like you would a real-world date rather than an escort session. If that's not an effort you're willing to make, no worries, you'll still get your nut, but it'll most likely be a standard businesslike exchange, nothing more.

For those mongers who might be intrigued by the prospect of cracking the EE woman's code, here are some suggestions:

1. Pick a provider who is as close to your age as possible. In order for EE women to get fired up, they need to feel some degree of attraction for you. Because of their strong romantic imaginations, that's easier than it sounds. EE women will fuck much older men, but usually only if they're getting significant benefits in terms of money or status (such as an SB or trophy GF). In such cases, they'll go through the motions, but it's still just an act.

2. Pay attention to your personal appearance. EE women will notice everything about you; your shoes, your watch, everything. If you're physically attractive, that's a big plus. If not, consider wearing a suit or sportcoat (say you just came from the office) or whatever you might wear on a first date. If you show up in sport shoes and sweats, or otherwise looking sloppy or excessively casual, you'll most likely get the lowest level of service.

3. Small gestures can go a long way. EE women almost always have a soft spot for flowers and chocolates. A single red rose can set a positive mood, as can a small box of premium (no See's) chocolates.

4. EE women love hearing their own language. If you learn a few words in Russian and Ukrainian (please, thank you, dear, beautiful, etc.) that can have a huge beneficial effect. BUT, and this is important, you first need to figure out the nationality of the woman you're seeing as they can easily feel insulted if you misidentify them. What I do is ask them what city they're from. If it's one I've never heard of, I follow up by asking what major city is closest. Of course, you need to familiarize yourself a bit with EE geography.

5. Spend a little time concentrating on her before diving in and getting down to business. Compliment her appearance, what she's wearing, etc. Offer to give her a little backrub and use that to help get her juices (literally) flowing. Light kisses on her back and neck, followed by gently spreading her legs with kisses and licks around and on her pussy, usually leads to her turning over for full-on DATY. Note: I understand that DATY isn't for every monger, but for EE women (and most others) it's probably the single best tool to light the fire.

6. Understand that EE women, at least in their imagination, want to have "movie sex," and let that be your guide. If you want to try for DFK, wait until you have her unquestionably aroused and start with LFK on her face and around her lips. You'll soon know if she's receptive. And don't talk excessively during the deed, even if she gets very vocal. Strong, silent, mysterious, affluent, is the vibe you're trying to project.

If this seems like a lot of effort, you're absolutely right! It's only worth it if you're a huge fan of EE women (which I am) and want to try to tease out the full EE woman GFE that's almost always there. It's also worth noting that it could take more than one visit, as some nuts are tougher to crack than others. But there are mind-blowing experiences out there as the potential reward.

As always, just my two-cent's worth.

[Sicilia21]

Texted handler for thr springfield acs. Was told tina and lili are avaliable. Fucked tina o ce before. Was curious if lili tighter and a better fuck? Seeking to punish a pussy and throat so tina my be my choice bit want fellow mongers input. Isually fuck street ****** but this are has no real street ****** so may want to punish a local escort throat and pussy.

[FlusteringChic]

Called to Cielo who advertised on another site. https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...7622401-387399 She was a rather cold provider. Physically and figuratively. Hands were cold to the touch so when she applied lotion to my back it was like taking a cold shower. Doesn't speak English and my Spanish is pretty mal but I did my best to break the ice with the best small talk in Spanish I could muster. Didn't do a very good job so gave up and kinda let her do her thing. Massage was mediocre not good not bad. It was a relaxing 40 min before she had me flip. Without a word went to massage my junk. Asked her if she would do extra and said topless for 100. FS would cost another 300. Wasn't willing to budge on that despite my friendly protest to reign in the tip to a more reasonable price. Settled for the 100 tip for topless thought I could ease her into a more playful session, but it's all business with Cielo. A cold topless HJ was all she was willing to do. Junior had a hard time staying awake during her riveting performance and by that I mean mentally phoning it in. To mine and I'm sure her relief I somehow managed to finish and she cleaned me up and sent me on my way. Buyers regret washed over me and I would not repeat unless she warms up and tries to at least pretend to put in some effort. She has big naturally Ds and is a pretty attractive girl overall, just wish she put in more effort especially charging the insane rates for service.

[Adam2238]

Has anyone met with Queen? Looks to good to be true.

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...scorts/3045826

[Bigboybear]

Anybody seen her? Pics look to good to be true. Spoke to her on the phone and she said they real. Biggest reason I think it might be a fake is that number has a lot of different ads. Let me know if anybody's here knows. I tried searching but I couldn't find anything in the threads.

https://nova.bedpage.com/femaleescor.../23193317.html

No idea, but almost all of the Asian Massage places have fake / catfish advertisements with much younger and prettier women pictured than who actually works there. There were two places I went to, not talked about much here, in Alx, and for every time I had a decently attractive woman there who was in her 30's, I'd get 2 or 3 times with mamasons saying on the hot girl is coming, and then doesn't. Yeah those times I was so hardup I knew the risks, and decided I will just close my eyes. Got tired of that.

Now on PD the hot eastern European women massage ads are also fake, but if you ask they will send pics of the real girl, and usually they are still attractive and in their 20's or 30's. They don't get as in to it as the Asian ladies, but if you want someone younger and hotter who will still do the job, go that eastern European route. If you want someone who is middle aged to elderly who may put in some effort go to Asian massage route.

[Underloved Guy]

Made arrangements to see Jordan on Thursday midday based on good reviews on her services. Her messages to me were fair on Wednesday. Confirm Thursday morning. And on my way to see her message her, nothing. Another message, silent. Guess I got ghosted. In hindsight, maybe it was a good thing I did not see her. Her one word reply was a warning to me. Maybe she was not in the mood or whatever. Saving my money for someone else.

[BobJob9125]

Was dreaming the other night and thought of seeing a gal. Anyone seen the chick with the black hair? I've been wanting to visit but got told 1. 5 for qv and 2 for hh. No offense but for candy loving gals like that it seems a bit steep. Anyone seen them? If so, what was the damage, how was the time and what was included. I know someone earlier mentioned seeing one of their friends Rose but didn't mention the damage amd if they would repeat.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...m/193418222581

Anyways bit of an odd dream.

[Itfcd]

Just saw this one and wondering if it's the same gal?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/167394873#.

Doesn't appear to be. Kind of far away, too; Ice / Snow / whatever worked / works more on the MD side.