Escort Reports

[TheNovaGuy]

Texted and asked who was available, was told Cherry & Miki. I can't recall reading reviews of Miki. I know Cherry has been reviewed many times and figured that would be a better bet. Given the address of a highway adjacent motel in Springfield along with rates, 160/ hr 130/ HHR, and told to text or call when there. Texted when I parked and got a reply less than a minute later with the room number. Cherry grated me in a sheer nightie. Gave her the hhr donation and we undressed. Cherry is quite cute and her tits are phenomenal. She gestured to lay down and started with a CBJ. After I was at full attention she pointed down and said "fuck?" I told her I wanted to taste her first. A few minutes of daty and then missionary. Popped in the bag and she took the condom off and helped clean me up. Even gave me a paper towel to wipe my sweaty forehead, which was thoughtful. I definitely enjoyed our time together.

[Rreemptivecum]

Gather 'round mongers, let me tell you the tale of how I dreamt I paid the infamous Joyce $220 to stick it in her cornhole, yet never got a nut.

I want to be very clear that it was not her fault! In this dream she tried her best. Hell, the dream even went 45 minutes of a scheduled 30 (that means she kept at it for an extra 15 minutes, for anybody counting). And it was me who waved her off. I think she'd have kept trying.

I am a believer in the philosophy of "I never lose: I win, or I learn something. " Among other things, I think I learned I need to stick with the GFE providers.

But I digress. Joyce is in Chantilly at a very easy-to-find location and she's extremely responsive. I chose her (in my dream) because of all the reviews here (I'm very cautious regarding this hobby) and because she had a menu of things I've always wanted to try. Specifically, a rimjob and the aforementioned greek play.

Again I want to be clear that Joyce did all she could. It wasn't her fault that the ol' boy wouldn't stand all the way up! Although I will say this (and here is probably the most relevant part of this review for anyone considering a visit): she's very. Businesslike. With very little in the way of encouragement.

What I mean by that is this: I dreamt she CACKLED when I laid the donation on her desk, and when I asked what was funny she just said "fuck ass. " She went into the bathroom to clean up and told me to disrobe.

I learned that rimjobs don't do that much for me; I learned that Joyce's BBBJ would've been perfectly fine almost any other time. But the way she moved from "lick ass!" to "suck dick!" threw me a bit. I haven't ever dreamed of someone who spoke like that about the activities as we were engaged in them.

When, in the dream, the time came for the Main Event. There wasn't enough lead in the pencil to get it where I wanted it to go, so to speak. I dreamt I tried to flatter the lass: "it's too tight for me to get in!" Then I dreamt she scoffed and said "lots of people fuck me in ass. You jerk off too much! You jerk off this morning?" (we both laughed at this).

Dear reader, I did not jerk off this morning. I did jerk off yesterday. She's probably not entirely wrong, although I will say I'm usually good for at least two pops a day, sometimes three if the mood strikes. I will admit to discovering Chaturbate late last week which I think is doing something odd to my brain. But that's neither here nor there.

The point being, in this dream the dialogue was a far cry from GFE. It reminded me more of my old drill sergeant than anything else. "Suck dick! Fuck ass! Fuck pussy? First suck more. Not hard enough. Try hand?" and so forth. I don't know if English is a barrier. She certainly seemed to understand everything I dreamt I said. But I sure could've used a bit more pillow talk.

In any event she did (I dreamt) agree to some 69, and I believe I helped her get off. This was the only time during the visit that she made any sounds indicating pleasure that were audible to me. She yelped, half sat up, and shuddered at one point. I dreamt she kept my little' soldier in her mouth the whole time. At least one of us got a nut.

Again, for the last time. I'm not mad, it wasn't her fault, and she's probably right about the jerking off. AND I think that if I do try again, it'll be in a more sensual environment, perhaps. I've had many a NoVA AMP dream where the technician was extremely businesslike. And now that I think about it, I had trouble in those dreams, as well.

I can recommend Joyce for her open menu (basically anything you want, although penetration will be covered, no exceptions), her responsiveness, and the ease of setting up the appointment. She's also got a fairly tight body (although a previous poster's comment about the Bush going quite wild was accurate). But if you're like me and maybe need something slightly more tender than a boot camp drill instructor. Consider going elsewhere.

I hope this doesn't upset any of Joyce's fans. I tend to go with the flow in my dreams, so it also could've been on me for not chatting her up more. I hope I've said it enough that I don't hold her responsible and in fact I appreciate how hard she tried to make things work out for me.

In any case, as someone else always says, be nice to the ladies, we're all just squirrels out tryin' to find a nut.

But I agree treating girls nicely. Hoped she could be more attentive. So might not go back even her body is really nice.

[Invisibleman22]

Gather 'round mongers, let me tell you the tale of how I dreamt I paid the infamous Joyce $220 to stick it in her cornhole, yet never got a nut.

I want to be very clear that it was not her fault! In this dream she tried her best. Hell, the dream even went 45 minutes of a scheduled 30 (that means she kept at it for an extra 15 minutes, for anybody counting). And it was me who waved her off. I think she'd have kept trying.

I am a believer in the philosophy of "I never lose: I win, or I learn something. " Among other things, I think I learned I need to stick with the GFE providers.

But I digress. Joyce is in Chantilly at a very easy-to-find location and she's extremely responsive. I chose her (in my dream) because of all the reviews here (I'm very cautious regarding this hobby) and because she had a menu of things I've always wanted to try. Specifically, a rimjob and the aforementioned greek play.

Again I want to be clear that Joyce did all she could. It wasn't her fault that the ol' boy wouldn't stand all the way up! Although I will say this (and here is probably the most relevant part of this review for anyone considering a visit): she's very. Businesslike. With very little in the way of encouragement.

What I mean by that is this: I dreamt she CACKLED when I laid the donation on her desk, and when I asked what was funny she just said "fuck ass. " She went into the bathroom to clean up and told me to disrobe.

I learned that rimjobs don't do that much for me; I learned that Joyce's BBBJ would've been perfectly fine almost any other time. But the way she moved from "lick ass!" to "suck dick!" threw me a bit. I haven't ever dreamed of someone who spoke like that about the activities as we were engaged in them.

When, in the dream, the time came for the Main Event. There wasn't enough lead in the pencil to get it where I wanted it to go, so to speak. I dreamt I tried to flatter the lass: "it's too tight for me to get in!" Then I dreamt she scoffed and said "lots of people fuck me in ass. You jerk off too much! You jerk off this morning?" (we both laughed at this).

Dear reader, I did not jerk off this morning. I did jerk off yesterday. She's probably not entirely wrong, although I will say I'm usually good for at least two pops a day, sometimes three if the mood strikes. I will admit to discovering Chaturbate late last week which I think is doing something odd to my brain. But that's neither here nor there.

The point being, in this dream the dialogue was a far cry from GFE. It reminded me more of my old drill sergeant than anything else. "Suck dick! Fuck ass! Fuck pussy? First suck more. Not hard enough. Try hand?" and so forth. I don't know if English is a barrier. She certainly seemed to understand everything I dreamt I said. But I sure could've used a bit more pillow talk.

In any event she did (I dreamt) agree to some 69, and I believe I helped her get off. This was the only time during the visit that she made any sounds indicating pleasure that were audible to me. She yelped, half sat up, and shuddered at one point. I dreamt she kept my little' soldier in her mouth the whole time. At least one of us got a nut.

Again, for the last time. I'm not mad, it wasn't her fault, and she's probably right about the jerking off. AND I think that if I do try again, it'll be in a more sensual environment, perhaps. I've had many a NoVA AMP dream where the technician was extremely businesslike. And now that I think about it, I had trouble in those dreams, as well.

I can recommend Joyce for her open menu (basically anything you want, although penetration will be covered, no exceptions), her responsiveness, and the ease of setting up the appointment. She's also got a fairly tight body (although a previous poster's comment about the Bush going quite wild was accurate). But if you're like me and maybe need something slightly more tender than a boot camp drill instructor. Consider going elsewhere.

I hope this doesn't upset any of Joyce's fans. I tend to go with the flow in my dreams, so it also could've been on me for not chatting her up more. I hope I've said it enough that I don't hold her responsible and in fact I appreciate how hard she tried to make things work out for me.

In any case, as someone else always says, be nice to the ladies, we're all just squirrels out tryin' to find a nut.

[NeoPS]

There's no photos in the original link. So you went to a Rub and tug did a deposit, spent three bills for bait and switch. Any chance you work there?

Sorry, should've added an updated link:

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23109947.html

[SumphknFool]

Anyone had the pleasure of meeting up w / Desia in Alexandria. She works out of the low budget hotel The Virginia Lodge. Had a few bad experiences here so very hesitant to travel there again.

Decided to TOFTT and definitely was a terrible decision. Lackluster bbj followed by dead doggy dry ass pussy. Stay away.

[SumphknFool]

Anyone had the pleasure of meeting up w / Desia in Alexandria. She works out of the low budget hotel The Virginia Lodge. Had a few bad experiences here so very hesitant to travel there again.

[ButtersStotch]

I tried out the LCS that's been talked about. Called the number ending in 5910, but I think its goes to the same place as the number ending in 5221 because I got Michell (the one with the pink / red pump heel). Once I arrived, was given easy directions to her room. She has a nice body, but does not speak English. We used the translator app to communicate. 1. 2 gets you half hour massage. +. 6 required for upgrade to CBJ and CFS. She gave good service. Lots of passionate acting, kissing my body. She let me fondle and suck her breasts as much as I wanted, but did not allow DATY. Had a pretty good time.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/washi...i/530564097203

https://skipthegames.com/posts/washi...o/960469131863

[DatDude1206]

Shelly the petit little spinner is coming back on the scene. So be on the lookout in Alexandria Springfield Woodbridge area.

https://backpagegals.com/user/profile/8182222

[TheRabbit]

This one is a nice little thang! Saw her earlier today for a quick visit over in Tyson's, but now she's in Alexandria. Everything I covered. CBJ and cfs. But it's still worth it.

She won't allow BBBJ?

[ShootAndRoll]

Paid her a visit this week at her Reston location. As others have confirmed, picture is her, but maybe 5 years younger? When booking over text, we agreed on 300 for VIP with msog, but that was a bit of a bait and switch. I guess next time I should always verbally confirm all details before payment at the start of session.

She allowed me to shower first, and I decided to get what I thought would be the first pop out of the way before the massage. She was very sensual and enthusiastic. BBBJ was decent, and I could've easily finished in her mouth had she continued. Once we got to the main course, she was very responsive, box was tight, and IOP was on point. After popping in the bag, she asked if I wanted to wash up, and when I suggested that I do that after the 2nd pop, she said for 300 only one pop is included. I asked if I could pay her the additional $60 to get the 2nd pop, and she declined, saying I "took too long" during the first pop. Said most guys pop within a minute?. Um, okay. I guess even though I "took my time" during the first pop, she was nice enough not to rush me?

Eventually we settled for a HJ after the massage, which was a bit disappointing, but acceptable. Massage itself was mediocre, and somehow I wasn't in the mood to ask for a stronger massage which I typically prefer. While very pleasant, she isn't the chatty type, and won't do much to initiate conversation, despite speaking English quite well.

She confirmed that she'll likely be leaving the area soon, but will be back.

There's no photos in the original link. So you went to a Rub and tug did a deposit, spent three bills for bait and switch. Any chance you work there?

[NovaMike1972]

Might want to take a look at Michelle the Milfy that's all the rage. Convenient location off the freeway. She's been reviewed many times on he forum.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...inia/162017733

I was going to see her but she raised rates fairly quick so I'm going to pass. She seems nice.

[RVARiverFun]

Might want to take a look at Michelle the Milfy that's all the rage. Convenient location off the freeway. She's been reviewed many times on he forum.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...inia/162017733

Thanks! Had had seen she was popular after doing some searching.

[PixelsAndGrids]

I'll be visiting NOVA next week and was looking for any recommendations on some true throat goats without gag reflexes. Bonus points if they got Tig ol bitties!

Might want to take a look at Michelle the Milfy that's all the rage. Convenient location off the freeway. She's been reviewed many times on he forum.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...inia/162017733

[PixelsAndGrids]

Forgot Maria let me finger her pussy lips. As for Melissa, it appears she's deleted her profile on Milfy. Her posts show up in the search, but when you click on any of the ads, old and new, the site redirects you to the main subpage.

Melissa mentioned her account was hacked. Another provider also mentioned a recent hack to her account. Mot sure why providers are being target and reason.

[NeoPS]

New Thai provider has been advertising on BP: 703-xxx-7333.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23069355.html

No reviews so decided to TOFTT.

Text message got a quick reply from the booker. Quoted 260 massage / BJ / HJ and 360 body-slide / GFE /69/ BBBJ / cim / shower play.

I picked door number two and setup for later that day.

Pearl is the woman in the pics. Face is attractive but older. Long slim figure and soft perky tits are her best features. Incall is at a familiar new complex off Gallows. Despite what the booker writes, services are more like GFE lite. OK to kiss but no tongue. DATY but no FIV. BBBJ but no DT. I doubt CIM. No shower play. I didn't ask about MSOG. Bottom line, hour rate charges Asian agency prices but not that level of service.

I opted to start with a massage as I got the sense this was not going to be a wham bam sex machine encounter and wanted to give her time to get comfortable. Massage was nude. Decent technique but no teasing. When we got into the main event she was responsive and athletic. Overall had a good time and nice ending.

I suspect the same service can be had at the 30 m rate. That's what I would recommend others to book. She plans to be around until January.

Paid her a visit this week at her Reston location. As others have confirmed, picture is her, but maybe 5 years younger? When booking over text, we agreed on 300 for VIP with msog, but that was a bit of a bait and switch. I guess next time I should always verbally confirm all details before payment at the start of session.

She allowed me to shower first, and I decided to get what I thought would be the first pop out of the way before the massage. She was very sensual and enthusiastic. BBBJ was decent, and I could've easily finished in her mouth had she continued. Once we got to the main course, she was very responsive, box was tight, and IOP was on point. After popping in the bag, she asked if I wanted to wash up, and when I suggested that I do that after the 2nd pop, she said for 300 only one pop is included. I asked if I could pay her the additional $60 to get the 2nd pop, and she declined, saying I "took too long" during the first pop. Said most guys pop within a minute?. Um, okay. I guess even though I "took my time" during the first pop, she was nice enough not to rush me?

Eventually we settled for a HJ after the massage, which was a bit disappointing, but acceptable. Massage itself was mediocre, and somehow I wasn't in the mood to ask for a stronger massage which I typically prefer. While very pleasant, she isn't the chatty type, and won't do much to initiate conversation, despite speaking English quite well.

She confirmed that she'll likely be leaving the area soon, but will be back.