Escort Reports

**JmSuttr** · 04-06-24 11:03

Originally Posted by Bigboybear [View Original Post]

No idea, but almost all of the Asian Massage places have fake / catfish advertisements with much younger and prettier women pictured than who actually works there. There were two places I went to, not talked about much here, in Alx, and for every time I had a decently attractive woman there who was in her 30's, I'd get 2 or 3 times with mamasons saying on the hot girl is coming, and then doesn't. Yeah those times I was so hardup I knew the risks, and decided I will just close my eyes. Got tired of that.

Now on PD the hot eastern European women massage ads are also fake, but if you ask they will send pics of the real girl, and usually they are still attractive and in their 20's or 30's. They don't get as in to it as the Asian ladies, but if you want someone younger and hotter who will still do the job, go that eastern European route. If you want someone who is middle aged to elderly who may put in some effort go to Asian massage route.

I've been fortunate enough to have had more than a few mind-blowing experiences with Eastern European women, mostly Russian and Ukrainian, stateside and overseas. They often have a businesslike (even cold) outer shell, but there's fire inside almost all of them if you are lucky (and persistent) enough to find it.

One thing I've observed is that most EE women have a very strong romantic side, a vivid imagination, and a flair for the dramatic. They hide those qualities behind a defensive facade, for a variety of reasons, but they are definitely smoldering just beneath the surface. For the monger this means that you'll need to approach an encounter more like you would a real-world date rather than an escort session. If that's not an effort you're willing to make, no worries, you'll still get your nut, but it'll most likely be a standard businesslike exchange, nothing more.

For those mongers who might be intrigued by the prospect of cracking the EE woman's code, here are some suggestions:

1. Pick a provider who is as close to your age as possible. In order for EE women to get fired up, they need to feel some degree of attraction for you. Because of their strong romantic imaginations, that's easier than it sounds. EE women will fuck much older men, but usually only if they're getting significant benefits in terms of money or status (such as an SB or trophy GF). In such cases, they'll go through the motions, but it's still just an act.

2. Pay attention to your personal appearance. EE women will notice everything about you; your shoes, your watch, everything. If you're physically attractive, that's a big plus. If not, consider wearing a suit or sportcoat (say you just came from the office) or whatever you might wear on a first date. If you show up in sport shoes and sweats, or otherwise looking sloppy or excessively casual, you'll most likely get the lowest level of service.

3. Small gestures can go a long way. EE women almost always have a soft spot for flowers and chocolates. A single red rose can set a positive mood, as can a small box of premium (no See's) chocolates.

4. EE women love hearing their own language. If you learn a few words in Russian and Ukrainian (please, thank you, dear, beautiful, etc.) that can have a huge beneficial effect. BUT, and this is important, you first need to figure out the nationality of the woman you're seeing as they can easily feel insulted if you misidentify them. What I do is ask them what city they're from. If it's one I've never heard of, I follow up by asking what major city is closest. Of course, you need to familiarize yourself a bit with EE geography.

5. Spend a little time concentrating on her before diving in and getting down to business. Compliment her appearance, what she's wearing, etc. Offer to give her a little backrub and use that to help get her juices (literally) flowing. Light kisses on her back and neck, followed by gently spreading her legs with kisses and licks around and on her pussy, usually leads to her turning over for full-on DATY. Note: I understand that DATY isn't for every monger, but for EE women (and most others) it's probably the single best tool to light the fire.

6. Understand that EE women, at least in their imagination, want to have "movie sex," and let that be your guide. If you want to try for DFK, wait until you have her unquestionably aroused and start with LFK on her face and around her lips. You'll soon know if she's receptive. And don't talk excessively during the deed, even if she gets very vocal. Strong, silent, mysterious, affluent, is the vibe you're trying to project.

If this seems like a lot of effort, you're absolutely right! It's only worth it if you're a huge fan of EE women (which I am) and want to try to tease out the full EE woman GFE that's almost always there. It's also worth noting that it could take more than one visit, as some nuts are tougher to crack than others. But there are mind-blowing experiences out there as the potential reward.

As always, just my two-cent's worth.

**Sicilia21** · 04-05-24 23:43

Texted handler for thr springfield acs. Was told tina and lili are avaliable. Fucked tina o ce before. Was curious if lili tighter and a better fuck? Seeking to punish a pussy and throat so tina my be my choice bit want fellow mongers input. Isually fuck street ****** but this are has no real street ****** so may want to punish a local escort throat and pussy.

**FlusteringChic** · 04-05-24 15:34

Called to Cielo who advertised on another site. https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...7622401-387399 She was a rather cold provider. Physically and figuratively. Hands were cold to the touch so when she applied lotion to my back it was like taking a cold shower. Doesn't speak English and my Spanish is pretty mal but I did my best to break the ice with the best small talk in Spanish I could muster. Didn't do a very good job so gave up and kinda let her do her thing. Massage was mediocre not good not bad. It was a relaxing 40 min before she had me flip. Without a word went to massage my junk. Asked her if she would do extra and said topless for 100. FS would cost another 300. Wasn't willing to budge on that despite my friendly protest to reign in the tip to a more reasonable price. Settled for the 100 tip for topless thought I could ease her into a more playful session, but it's all business with Cielo. A cold topless HJ was all she was willing to do. Junior had a hard time staying awake during her riveting performance and by that I mean mentally phoning it in. To mine and I'm sure her relief I somehow managed to finish and she cleaned me up and sent me on my way. Buyers regret washed over me and I would not repeat unless she warms up and tries to at least pretend to put in some effort. She has big naturally Ds and is a pretty attractive girl overall, just wish she put in more effort especially charging the insane rates for service.

**Adam2238** · 04-05-24 15:00

Has anyone met with Queen? Looks to good to be true.

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...scorts/3045826

**Bigboybear** · 04-05-24 14:21

Originally Posted by BryceTrout [View Original Post]

Anybody seen her? Pics look to good to be true. Spoke to her on the phone and she said they real. Biggest reason I think it might be a fake is that number has a lot of different ads. Let me know if anybody's here knows. I tried searching but I couldn't find anything in the threads.

https://nova.bedpage.com/femaleescor.../23193317.html

No idea, but almost all of the Asian Massage places have fake / catfish advertisements with much younger and prettier women pictured than who actually works there. There were two places I went to, not talked about much here, in Alx, and for every time I had a decently attractive woman there who was in her 30's, I'd get 2 or 3 times with mamasons saying on the hot girl is coming, and then doesn't. Yeah those times I was so hardup I knew the risks, and decided I will just close my eyes. Got tired of that.

Now on PD the hot eastern European women massage ads are also fake, but if you ask they will send pics of the real girl, and usually they are still attractive and in their 20's or 30's. They don't get as in to it as the Asian ladies, but if you want someone younger and hotter who will still do the job, go that eastern European route. If you want someone who is middle aged to elderly who may put in some effort go to Asian massage route.

**Underloved Guy** · 04-05-24 12:03

Made arrangements to see Jordan on Thursday midday based on good reviews on her services. Her messages to me were fair on Wednesday. Confirm Thursday morning. And on my way to see her message her, nothing. Another message, silent. Guess I got ghosted. In hindsight, maybe it was a good thing I did not see her. Her one word reply was a warning to me. Maybe she was not in the mood or whatever. Saving my money for someone else.

**BobJob9125** · 04-04-24 19:06

Was dreaming the other night and thought of seeing a gal. Anyone seen the chick with the black hair? I've been wanting to visit but got told 1. 5 for qv and 2 for hh. No offense but for candy loving gals like that it seems a bit steep. Anyone seen them? If so, what was the damage, how was the time and what was included. I know someone earlier mentioned seeing one of their friends Rose but didn't mention the damage amd if they would repeat.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...m/193418222581

Anyways bit of an odd dream.

**Itfcd** · 04-04-24 16:40

Originally Posted by PixelsAndGrids [View Original Post]

Just saw this one and wondering if it's the same gal?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/167394873#.

Doesn't appear to be. Kind of far away, too; Ice / Snow / whatever worked / works more on the MD side.

**BryceTrout** · 04-04-24 11:25

Anybody seen her? Pics look to good to be true. Spoke to her on the phone and she said they real. Biggest reason I think it might be a fake is that number has a lot of different ads. Let me know if anybody's here knows. I tried searching but I couldn't find anything in the threads.

https://nova.bedpage.com/femaleescor.../23193317.html

**PixelsAndGrids** · 04-04-24 11:09

As many of you know I've reported on my experiences with Melissa. It's been a rocky road for her, but it appears she's cleaned up and got a hotel in Huntington off Route 1. She tells me she's solo, so no slim shady or other drama with other people staying. She's available after 3 today until I don't know when. If you want more details on her services and looks search the forum. I plan on visiting her later today.

**PixelsAndGrids** · 04-04-24 09:09

Originally Posted by Itfcd [View Original Post]

Most recent ad: https://skipthegames.com/posts/washi...2/610852054967.

Former ad (located in Laurel): https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/140105277.

I saw this one once last summer and she was definitely on the drugged-out side of things. Not a bad time but not quite as good as one might hope, and not as pleasantly curvaceous as her pictures would lead you to believe. But her new ad looks different enough that maybe she's taking better care of herself now. Posted this in Baltimore before, but she's currently staying in some dump in Takoma Park. Has anyone seen her since last year?

Just saw this one and wondering if it's the same gal?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/167394873#.

**BlueDrifter** · 04-04-24 06:50

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

Krissy did doubles with a gf from NC a couple of weekends at her Woodlawn condo, and then with her half-sister Marisa for about three or four months at her KingsG apartment. Krissy solo is always a good time, and the double was something else. We shot video, and she used some for her fansly site. Here are some screenshots, and there is a review on post 14714. Tried to set up when both Krissy and Marisa were here in last month, but there was no time. She also did double with Sophie, but that was a one time deal.

Is Marisa girl. In pic #2-3?

**ShootAndRoll** · 04-03-24 11:11

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

Krissy did doubles with a gf from NC a couple of weekends at her Woodlawn condo, and then with her half-sister Marisa for about three or four months at her KingsG apartment. Krissy solo is always a good time, and the double was something else. We shot video, and she used some for her fansly site. Here are some screenshots, and there is a review on post 14714. Tried to set up when both Krissy and Marisa were here in last month, but there was no time. She also did double with Sophie, but that was a one time deal.

Thanks for sharing the photos. I bet that was a fun day. Krissy is a fun Fork. I'm surprised I haven't read more positive reviews on her.

EDIT: I did not get permission yesterday to share a couple of the photos I took yesterday. She has a beautiful tight kitty. Looks like you'll just have to go see her to figure out what I'm talking about. Beautiful kitty = Big Energy.

**ChristNotama** · 04-03-24 10:19

If y'all get this agency avoid Anne at all costs. Check the the Richmond Board for more details. And please PM if they in town. Peace.

**Pbarber307** · 04-03-24 01:24

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

I met Chrissy back in 2017 or 18 down in Alexandria by the bridge. I believe she was new to the area. I had a good visit. Tried to return a couple times but our schedules never synced up. She started working out of a condo doing doubles all the time. I don't do doubles. Saw her ad a couple weeks ago. She was back in town from a vacation finally caught up with her and scheduled a visit. I did the quick visit because I wasn't sure what to expect. She was staying at a mid-level hotel. The room was clean and smoke free. When she answered the door. She looked a lot healthier than my first visit. Sexy MILF in her 40's. She made me feel welcome right away with a hug and kiss. I would say she is a petite spinner. I had no problem moving her around. I would refer to her as a Petite Little Fock Toy. With a very sexy and tight kitty.

Krissy did doubles with a gf from NC a couple of weekends at her Woodlawn condo, and then with her half-sister Marisa for about three or four months at her KingsG apartment. Krissy solo is always a good time, and the double was something else. We shot video, and she used some for her fansly site. Here are some screenshots, and there is a review on post 14714. Tried to set up when both Krissy and Marisa were here in last month, but there was no time. She also did double with Sophie, but that was a one time deal.