Escort Reports

**OrZammar** · 09-16-21 08:06

Originally Posted by VaughnBraun [View Original Post]

There is a similarly structured ad for Slutty Monica from the Philippines, but I will not take that bait. My WESTPAC Pinay memories will remain in Subic Bay.

Funny you mention that. A whole back I reviewed an ACS and mentioned the number used in it is actually in multiple different acs ads advertising different types of Asian girls, but is really just the same 2 girls? That Monica ad is one of them LOL.

All of these is the same 2 numbers, same location, probably same 2 people unless they ger rotated through. Not in Ashburn though, they're in Kingstowne.

https://dc.rubratings.com/226303

Https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/ale.../12870250.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/th.../12847070.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/inc.../12857198.html

Https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...n/251153617633

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fre.../12878062.html

https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...h/391647502811

There's more too, its all the same 2 numbers. The number in the first link at the moment is the only odd one at, but the numbers switch around in these same ads every couple weeks or so. I will say that if you fork up enough money, you will get that pse, and with two of them at one. But they're all average as average can get in looks and it IS pricey. Price also fluctuates. Some days it's a little more, some days it's a little cheaper, they're not too consistent other than the location haha.

**VaughnBraun** · 09-15-21 19:54

Originally Posted by OralRub [View Original Post]

Any report on Miss Pat. She operated from Ashburn Condo.

https://nova.bedpage.com/escorts/wel...n/9025438.html

If you are hoping to be entertained by a horny Thai MILF, per her come on advert, you will be sorely disappointed. When I contacted the number in Miss Pat's ad to set up a date, the person on the other end pretended to be Thai. But my first clue should have been the price structure quoted. It was ACS pricing, not Thai. I booked one hour for $160, with $40 extra for BBBJ. Got to her location, a decent middle class apartment in Ashburn, and was finally invited in. I greeted her in Thai, but did not get the response I was looking for. Then I noticed how dark and sparse the apartment was and I realized I walked into an ACS.

The room was illuminated by that crappy red light that they use in red light districts throughout Asia. The bed had just a bottom sheet with a couple of towels folded on one side. My Thai MILF dream shattered, I resigned myself to an hour of desultory copulation with a semi-enthusiastic partner. She said her name was Shi Shi, meaning Thank You in Chinese. I thought that amusing. The poor girl did not realize she was going to work hard for her money that afternoon. I am on the far side of middle age and it takes quite a bit of motion and activity to reach Shangri-La, particularly when covered. I lasted almost the entire hour and we were both sweaty and out of breath. She toweled me off quickly with one of the towels on the empty bed, and bid me to get dressed. No shower offered. On my way out I grabbed a bottle of water from a case laying on the counter separating the kitchen from the entry way.

Did I get what I wanted? Nope. Did I get what I paid for? Yup. Cut rate service for a cut rate price. The moral of the story is most Bedpage ads for escorts or body rubs lie. My dream of a Thai MILF at An ACS price was nothing but the furtive dream of a bamboozled middle aged man wishing to recapture his youth in the WESTPAC. The real Thai MILFs in NoVa display their real pics in their ads and charge higher, but not unreasonable, prices. There is a similarly structured ad for Slutty Monica from the Philippines, but I will not take that bait. My WESTPAC Pinay memories will remain in Subic Bay.

**KingBen001** · 09-14-21 22:49

Originally Posted by Delee1234 [View Original Post]

I've seen her too. She was nice to me, but that was before she went through the wringer. These LCS and ACS woman are as tough as they come. I've been told some horror stories about the pieces of shit they have to deal with on a regular basis. Cut her some slack, she is probably exhausted from the BS. On the other hand if you don't like her service then let the booker know. She shouldn't be here if she is going to have a bad attitude.

I know we were supposed to write these dreams, but I don't see many to compare whos better. Who do you guys think is the best in Woodbridge? I haven't been to an escort in the morning but I feel like right when they open is the best time to go, they showered (hopefully) and haven't been through any BS.

**Delee1234** · 09-14-21 22:10

Originally Posted by EasyEmail786 [View Original Post]

I have the same issue seem susan on same number few times. But every time I have seen anybody else I had to.

Leave with bad attitude. But today I saw the girl in black hair and play boy tatto on ass. Nasty attitude.

P. s she wanted me to do her without touching her anywhere. Like they think we men are robots. We need feeling.

To get hard. Girls like this should not be in business. Told her to give my money back and I left.

I've seen her too. She was nice to me, but that was before she went through the wringer. These LCS and ACS woman are as tough as they come. I've been told some horror stories about the pieces of shit they have to deal with on a regular basis. Cut her some slack, she is probably exhausted from the BS. On the other hand if you don't like her service then let the booker know. She shouldn't be here if she is going to have a bad attitude.

**EasyEmail786** · 09-14-21 21:38

Originally Posted by Delee1234 [View Original Post]

This girl has been high volume for months. She should have taken a break about two months ago. She's probably taking like 5-6 guys a day or more. Hard pass until I see her take a solid break. Sorry your experience was bad broski.

I have the same issue seem susan on same number few times. But every time I have seen anybody else I had to.

Leave with bad attitude. But today I saw the girl in black hair and play boy tatto on ass. Nasty attitude.

P. s she wanted me to do her without touching her anywhere. Like they think we men are robots. We need feeling.

To get hard. Girls like this should not be in business. Told her to give my money back and I left.

**Delee1234** · 09-14-21 18:48

Originally Posted by WrexMaiden [View Original Post]

I'm thinking of pulling out of the AMP game for a while and try my luck with a Latina from BP. Lets say out of every 10 or so Latina girls who post, how many do you think are accurate to the pictures on the post, or at least somewhat close.

For reference, this is what I'm after.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fal.../12856688.html

If the background in the photo they send doesn't match the hotel, then I don't go. Been burned way way too many times.

**Moose1989** · 09-14-21 16:52

Originally Posted by SilverTongued [View Original Post]

Hi,

If you know of anyone in the NoVA area that gives a true Nuru Massage with all the extras, please PM me.

Thanks.

TER I'd: 349056.

Only one I have found, the rest just advertise it because it is associated with extra play. Slightly chubby Asian girl. Add 20 pounds to her pics. Worth seeing IMO but I am not picky.

**Decadentme** · 09-14-21 15:06

Originally Posted by WillOckham [View Original Post]

What is the Soft Touch agency? I've never heard of it.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...gfield-va-6744#rubmaps.

**WrexMaiden** · 09-14-21 14:57

I'm thinking of pulling out of the AMP game for a while and try my luck with a Latina from BP. Lets say out of every 10 or so Latina girls who post, how many do you think are accurate to the pictures on the post, or at least somewhat close.

For reference, this is what I'm after.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fal.../12856688.html

**SilverTongued** · 09-14-21 12:15

Hi,

If you know of anyone in the NoVA area that gives a true Nuru Massage with all the extras, please PM me.

Thanks.

**MiRoad** · 09-14-21 11:54

Originally Posted by Delee1234 [View Original Post]

Did she have a butt though, or was she cursed by the Asian pancake booty?

She's on the other site (TER 361984) with lots of mostly mediocre reviews. Yes, she's hot but delivers the bare minimum. When asked why she doesn't deliver what she promises, she said "Doesn't matter, I won't be here that long anyway.

**Delee1234** · 09-14-21 11:02

Originally Posted by JoeHat58 [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/bellevue/12867527.html

Saw this girl today. Incredibly sexy. Good sized man mades that were too big for her frame. But I didn't complain. If you like zero fat and being able to feel a rib cage, in a good way, this is for you. I'd guess 25 yr old.

Initial text mentioned dfk, rim, cim, none of which happened, yet, miraculously, I'm still not too mad because she was so hot and the FS was very nice.

Did she have a butt though, or was she cursed by the Asian pancake booty?

**EyeLavose** · 09-14-21 10:36

Yes all that and CIM. Don't paste her as she doesn't like it in her hair. She takes pride in her outfits too. She's fun.

Originally Posted by Chuchi [View Original Post]

Been thinking about pulling the trigger on Kate. Standard GFE included I'm assuming? DFK, DATY, BBJ?

**SouthsideSlim1** · 09-14-21 10:35

Which Jasmine? Thanks.

Originally Posted by B1044 [View Original Post]

The other night late in the evening, I hit up an ACS in McLean based on some reviews. Assistant said they were open and gave me a general apartment complex address. Once there was asked for a selfie, and then asked to wear no covid mask once at the door. At that point I was going to leave anyway but he texted that they were done for the night after a couple minutes of me not-responding. Seemed sketchy as I've never had requests like that before.

Other reviews:

Tara: Nice full-bodied Thai 'MILF' who gives good haircuts and great massages. She has a nice personality and was accommodating. Matching most of her reviews on here not much else I can say. FS was not available but the full massage was great.

Ronda: Another nice Thai 'MILF', nice rack and she was a lot of fun. Lots of options on the menu compared to Tara. Experience matched reviews I'd seen here as well. Has a vibrator she'll tease you with and has a playful personality.

Jasmine: My favorite so far, I'd say she's in her early 30's. Beautiful slim figure, was wearing pretty racy lingerie. Offers wine before if you want to partake and will drink a glass with you. GFE experience, BBBJ, CFS, kissing, DATY, 69 etc. More expensive than the other's I've reviewed but worth it if you prefer a younger lady with a slim body.

**Tom McAn** · 09-14-21 10:15

A few days ago I had some spare time, plus I had some spare funds available. I texted the Springfield ACS outfit where I saw Sasa this summer, hoping for a repeat visit. Instead, I drew Tina when I arrived. I decided to go with the flow and stay since I remembered she had some positive reviews. When Tina removed her dress, I saw the scars on her tits from the implant surgery. Fortunately, they weren't too much of a distraction for me. Tina started with a nice BBBJ. Then she covered me up and rode me in CG. Eventually we switched to standing mish, then followed up with more CG until I finished. It was a decent visit overall. She didn't offer a massage afterward, but time was almost up by that point. Damage was $. 3 for BBBJ + CFS and I left exactly 30 minutes after my arrival.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/spr.../12870200.html