Escort Reports

[VaGuy68]

Maybe a ruff life because she seem well into her late 50's but swears age posted on the ad it's tru.

Asian age pretty well but 39 40 looking 60:

You all enjoy her at those rates.

Long time lurker here but I thought I'd come out of the shadows to comment on Helen so take it as you will.

I've spent some time with her and I'd estimate she's pushing 50. She showed me how she works out daily in her apt. She is in tremendous shape and the only fat on her was me. I spend time talking with her and learning about her background. I always bring her a bottle of Merlot and I'm treated like a king. As noted, a pretty open menu and one of the best massages I've ever had. She is just too darn tiny for me with my size and although you can throw her around some, I personally need a little more meat on those bones. Probably one of the sweetest providers I've met in my mongering career. YMMV of course.

[TheFinder1]

New here, but will be sharing my most recent adventures. I'm looking to TOFTT. 4 hands in falls church. Anyone have info on these 2?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ana-52740.html

Thanks.

Hello mate,

I couldn't find anything on that number or those pictures. They are definitely fake pictures though. This is the only post with that number to have ever been posted in the history of ever. So that should be kind of a red flag. They are linked to an Instagram for an Empire massage and Waxing that's in Fairfax. So this is probably just an ad for a massage parlor. Don't expect to get the girls in the pictures and definitely expect to be upsold. I don't think it's dangerous or a "scam" per se, but definitely not an honest ad. If you want more info look up Empire Massage and Waxing in Fairfax and if you contact them, see if that's the address they give you. Good luck!

[JayB247]

New here, but will be sharing my most recent adventures. I'm looking to TOFTT. 4 hands in falls church. Anyone have info on these 2?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ana-52740.html

Thanks.

[LocalCustomer]

Maybe a ruff life because she seem well into her late 50's but swears age posted on the ad it's tru.

Asian age pretty well but 39 40 looking 60:

You all enjoy her at those rates.

I suspect her rates will have to go up soon to meet demand.

[Metloaf]

When I was much younger people told me that women reached their sexual peak in their 40's. That didn't seem right then, over 40 was like an old lady, my mom's age. Now I know they were right, and Helen is a great example of that. Much has been written here about her age, and I am a poor judge of attractive Asian ladies' ages, but she seems to me to be in her 40's. The pictures in her current Bedpage ad at https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23184294.html are accurate and quite recent. I have seen her many times and enjoyed GFE services with all the usual alphabet soup of activities, DFK, BBBJ, CIM, DATY, 69, CFS. As well as a very good massage, leaving me relaxed and happy. Great attitude. Her IOP is top notch, sort of like a magic act. You know it can't be real, but it's enjoyable to suspend disbelief for awhile and go with the flow. Easy to book by text. Treat her well.

Maybe a ruff life because she seem well into her late 50's but swears age posted on the ad it's tru.

Asian age pretty well but 39 40 looking 60:

You all enjoy her at those rates.

[ShootAndRoll]

Email after confirming and paying a deposit (so stupid on my part).

"Just a heads up, I'm not cancelling yet but letting you know that I fell very hard on my stairs this morning going to meet my Uber to take me to train station. I can't walk on it at the moment and am in extreme pain. I made it all the way to bc I didn't want to cxl on everyone.

I just checked in and gimped to my room. I need to elevate and ice it, and breathe and relax. Been crying since 3:45 am!

I will let you know in a bit.

Lexi".

Could you put up her photo and listing? There's lots of Lexi. Is this the skinny girl in Alexandria?

Never pay deposit. It's better to just donate the money to charity or go buy some scratch off lottery tickets. By the way, there's nothing good going on at 3 AM

[Jamesathome]

What's the deal with Helen? Robotic replies then ghosted after providing refs.

It's the same thing here. I gave references, photos, and everything she asked for. I have been trying for weeks to get with her, but no luck. She responds every once in a while with times that I can't meet, but overall, I just can't hook up. I eventually gave up.

[TheEagle20]

MFMs are great if the chemistry is there. Me and my buddy did MFM with a girl and we destroyed her tiny little pussy over two hours. It was glorious.

I've been interested in trying this out for a while now. Are any local providers into MFM?

[LocalCustomer]

What's the deal with Helen? Robotic replies then ghosted after providing refs.

[DmvTrickGawd]

Email after confirming and paying a deposit (so stupid on my part).

"Just a heads up, I'm not cancelling yet but letting you know that I fell very hard on my stairs this morning going to meet my Uber to take me to train station. I can't walk on it at the moment and am in extreme pain. I made it all the way to bc I didn't want to cxl on everyone.

I just checked in and gimped to my room. I need to elevate and ice it, and breathe and relax. Been crying since 3:45 am!

I will let you know in a bit.

Lexi".

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Only thing you should pay in advance for in this life is a food, online orders, and a lawyers retainer fee. Even paying a deposit on an outcall is a bad idea. RTFF.

[DaddyDog1]

Just had another great visit with Kim. Top notch no nonsense provider staying at a nice spot near the mall. Super slick kitty and man can she take a pounding. She's only here for the night so if you can get out go check her out fellas. No habit issues and no games. Always a fun relaxing time.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/168256060

I tried to reach her but I haven't had any luck.

[Old Chinese Guy]

Email after confirming and paying a deposit (so stupid on my part).

"Just a heads up, I'm not cancelling yet but letting you know that I fell very hard on my stairs this morning going to meet my Uber to take me to train station. I can't walk on it at the moment and am in extreme pain. I made it all the way to bc I didn't want to cxl on everyone.

I just checked in and gimped to my room. I need to elevate and ice it, and breathe and relax. Been crying since 3:45 am!

I will let you know in a bit.

Lexi".

When will you guys ever learn the first rule of mongering, DO NOT LEAVE DEPOSITS!

[Icedam]

Email after confirming and paying a deposit (so stupid on my part).

"Just a heads up, I'm not cancelling yet but letting you know that I fell very hard on my stairs this morning going to meet my Uber to take me to train station. I can't walk on it at the moment and am in extreme pain. I made it all the way to bc I didn't want to cxl on everyone.

I just checked in and gimped to my room. I need to elevate and ice it, and breathe and relax. Been crying since 3:45 am!

I will let you know in a bit.

Lexi".

[DatDude1206]

Just had another great visit with Kim. Top notch no nonsense provider staying at a nice spot near the mall. Super slick kitty and man can she take a pounding. She's only here for the night so if you can get out go check her out fellas. No habit issues and no games. Always a fun relaxing time.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/168256060

[JmSuttr]

I had had a few of regulars and I think I saw them more than 20-30 times. But in most of the cases I got tired seeing the same girl after seeing about 5-6 times. Even don't get excited in DATY. How about you?

I think it's a true statement that different mongers can have dramatically different mongering styles. Some crave variety, first and foremost, while others are happy seeing their faves over and over again. It's a bit like restaurant preferences, if you think about it. Some are always trying the newest places while others keep going back to their regular hangouts, and usually ordering what they've ordered before.

There's no right or wrong, but it's just good to know which type of style you prefer and understanding that it probably will never change. For the variety-craving monger, one thing to keep in mind is that you run a higher risk of getting ripped off, or being dissatisfied, because you might visit some new providers who haven't been on the market long enough to be reviewed. But understanding your tendencies plays a big part in reducing any risk. Extra homework, if possible, and practising good monger safety tips (and always thinking with the big head) are important steps.

I'm more of a "stick with a few faves" type, but I appreciate those who are always searching for something new. If it wasn't for you guys, the forum would get pretty boring because it'd be the same old info over and over again!