Escort Reports

[Spaman2]

Saw the very good looking, super nice tits, lil chunky in all the right places Miss Lindsay. Great girl. very new to business. did it all over the room in every position imaginable. By the end of half hour totally exhasted. Great experience.

Keep the info coming!

[Ampfreq]

As far as LARS goes I would say 7/8/8/8. Her breasts were enhanced but it was a real good job!

Stay safe.

Hey Amp,

Please gimme the LARS score before I decide to go.

[Go Slow]

Hey Amp,

Please gimme the LARS score before I decide to go.

Saw an ad in a local paper and decided to TOFTT. Very close to Tysons corner but almost impossible to locate the building at night. Large apt. complex with no parking but the lovely K-girl named Kim (what a shock) had a smokin' body and spoke English quite well. The massage was well below avg. and no DATY but she was cute and worth the standard AMP fee. PM me for digits.

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[Ampfreq]

Saw an ad in a local paper and decided to TOFTT. Very close to Tysons corner but almost impossible to locate the building at night. Large apt. complex with no parking but the lovely K-girl named Kim (what a shock) had a smokin' body and spoke English quite well. The massage was well below avg. and no DATY but she was cute and worth the standard AMP fee. PM me for digits.

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[Spaman2]

Keep the great intel coming! Here are 3 pics regarding latest intel. one is black girl Amerie (avoid) and the other is "Exotic Korean/Dominican beauty for upscale gentlemen" (avoid)

[Low Jack]

All,

I think I kind of took one for the team. Anyways, Amerie advertises on Craigslist but the pictures aint her. She overcharges 2 bens for just a regular VA amp job. If you're into massages and overpaying, I think she's the one for you. Woah as me! I tried negotiating down but when you have the head not thinking correctly you get stupid. URGH! But I have to say she is a sweet lady.

The Jack of Low Trades.

[Low Jack]

7 corners area. Oldeer AMP doing private work. She runs a string so there are many phone calls at times and some interruptus--but she makes up for it by trying hard. CBJ CFS light DATY. Not recommeded repeat performance due to many calls interuptus. Better than earlier experince this week with MP MT--but only by her attitude--she is lively.

Hey you should try Lila out for a while. She's on the pricier side but man is she wild!

[Hungry N Horny]

Chantilly gal advertises on CL "Sensual Erotic Full Body Massage with an explosive tension release by an Exotic Korean/Dominican beauty for upscale gentlemen". Do not believe this one. Went there Monday PM. Someone in other room kept making noises like he was dying (assumed this is her handler). She kept stepping out for one reason or another. Just would start to get possibly interesting with blood flow—and wham out the room. Session was short—pleasure not there. Stay away from this one—does not pay to play in this playground.

[Hungry N Horny]

7 corners area. Oldeer AMP doing private work. She runs a string so there are many phone calls at times and some interruptus--but she makes up for it by trying hard. CBJ CFS light DATY. Not recommeded repeat performance due to many calls interuptus. Better than earlier experince this week with MP MT--but only by her attitude--she is lively.

[Spaman2]

Can somebody please pm or make a report on the best latina / spanish providers in the nova area? I have not found any decent ones yet.

[Spaman2]

Come on dudes, lets start posting more reviews and liven up the board. It only takes 2 minutes to post a review and it helps us all out so we can save our cash on good girls

Jewels

Posts on craigslist and this picture is her with brown hair and 30 pounds ago. She is heavier now and has blondish hair. Real cool girl, very friendly, very beautiful. Great big ass for all you ass lovers. Nice big titties (bigger than in the pic). in Chantilly.

Face 7
Body 7
Attitude 8

[Sam 69]

Went to the chinese place and met up with Angela...Been a while since the summer olympics was coming but this was the pregame warmup.

LOL I was just reading today about how the Chinese were sending out some of their gymnasts to train across the world - this brings a whole new meaning to that article!

Someone else had seen Irene and complained about the small size of her chest - you think they are doing a bait and switch over there?? I think I saw the Japanese girl but her figure was hard to hide (wearing a white teddy?)

[Saiyen]

This happened to me yesterday

With every girl I've met (except for one that did lines during one session) I find something nice about them and focus on that. Which brings me to the action adventure. One girl was beat up in the next room during my session. She ran out crying and my girl left the session. Unfortunately, things didn't go too well after that. He was shouting with "B" this and "F" that and all sorts of superlatives. I got scared the police were going to come so I got dressed and started leaving and the dude started crap with me. Me being a bonehead decided to try and get medieval. Somehow I got a gash under the eye and he got a nightstand chair to the head. I think he got scared when one of the girls came around the corner with a pot in her hand screaming like a banshee out of hell cause he high tailed it out of there real fast. Thereafter, the girl that spoke the better english asked me to take both of the girls out of there. Luckily, they pack light and we were out of there real fast. Unfortunately, we all went out drinking which is not good for a recovering alcoholic like me. But I dropped them off at the other "safe house. " As I drove home I kept thinking, "I think I just made a Jackie Chan movie. " The owner of the place called me today and thanked me and told me to stop by for a drink. Urgh! Too much adventure for the weekend.

Hey guys. Not repeat an old thing but treat the women right or an idiot like me is likely to start something. Also if the dude who took the nightstand chair to the head is reading this, you owe me money for the session.

Wow I that is insane man. Props to standing your ground and protecting the ladies. I can understand being tough to go drinking when your trying to stay away from the bottle. I'm sure now that your in tight with the owner that your future sessions will be more pleasent

[Low Jack]

Went to the chinese place and met up with Angela. Anyways, the regular two call and waiting like a dog(btw, cell phones ranges at the tyson's apartments real suck!). I got there and she's got a beautiful face and a normal natural bod. Standard everything but mid session, I found out that this girl is totally flexible. I was able to spin her legs in every position imaginable. Turn on totally. Been a while since the summer olympics was coming but this was the pregame warmup. A really nice girl. And sorry to the dude I bumped into on the way out. My bad!

[Low Jack]

All,

Went to see this japanese girl at the thai place and she was okay. I did have a conversation with her and she said some dude hit her when she started a couple of weeks ago. Urgh. Memories of the Chinese apartment came back. Anyways, okay face, and real kissy kissy. Standard smoking of the coated hog, bull riding and snoop pound. Ya know? LOL. She's really nice. I think she said she'll be heading to MD. Okay face. A little chunky but okay. Treat her right and she'll take care of you. BTW she let me sleep on the couch for a bit. If one of you guys noticed some dude snoring away when you came in, that was me.

Be safe and may johnny law never catch ya with your chaney showing.