Escort Reports

[Spaman2]

Spaman, I apologize for the typo error with your name in the above message. I was so pissed off after experiencing that terrible service by that b!@#$, Jade, that I didn't do a very good job of proof reading before submitting it. Since I'm still in the Tyson's area this Sat. morning, I'm going to see Kaila before I leave to hopefully leave here this morning with a better taste in my mouth. She has very good reviews, so wish me luck and I'll let you know later.

Hammerin

No problem, I think everbyody is thoroughly confused at this point. By the way, the girl I saw probably has know idea what her own name is.

[Hammerin]

Sam 69

I just left her incall in Tyson's and you and I both got stuck with the wrong one, namely Jade. According to Jade, Maritza moved to an incall location in DC on Thurs.? and I did see her post on CL saying that she was in DC, and like a dumbass, I gambled that Jade, the one that spoke pretty good English, and posted on CL and confirmed to me on the telephone that she was "100% GFE", would deliver the same hot service that Shaman described. NOT EVEN CLOSE! So we TOFTT this time.

She's going back to Miami Sun. morning so please don't give her any more business before she leaves and if she ever shows up here again, please avoid her like the plague because she is not worth more than a Jackson, much less $$!

Hammerin

Spaman, I apologize for the typo error with your name in the above message. I was so pissed off after experiencing that terrible service by that b!@#$, Jade, that I didn't do a very good job of proof reading before submitting it. Since I'm still in the Tyson's area this Sat. morning, I'm going to see Kaila before I leave to hopefully leave here this morning with a better taste in my mouth. She has very good reviews, so wish me luck and I'll let you know later.

Hammerin

[Spaman2]

Sam,

As I said the whole thing was completely weird. I am glad you did not pay her anything did you? Do a search on craigslist for 786 and then you will get all the girls with miami numbers. Then you will find that they are posting with about 3 different numbers, and the "names" of the girls keep changing from post to post. Most are obviously fake pics, but the pics I pasted are at least "accurate" to some degree.

If I were you, I would call all the 796 numbers and bs a little so you can see the girl who answers the door. If she is in great shape, about 6 foot tall, with tiny pimples on her face, this is the one I got!

Good luck.

[Sam 69]

My apologies to SpaMan - I should have done a little more research! Good eye Guitarman for spotting that - I actually did search a bit but used the number and not the name. Hammerin - man Jade was a real ***** huh? I got such a bad attitude from her that I left before any action - I'm sorry to hear that you went through with it =(

I have to say this what this board is all about - thanks for all of the feedback, guess it looks like I'll have to head downtown and give a try with the "real" Maritza!

[Hammerin]

Sam 69

I just left her incall in Tyson's and you and I both got stuck with the wrong one, namely Jade. According to Jade, Maritza moved to an incall location in DC on Thurs.? and I did see her post on CL saying that she was in DC, and like a dumbass, I gambled that Jade, the one that spoke pretty good English, and posted on CL and confirmed to me on the telephone that she was "100% GFE", would deliver the same hot service that Shaman described. NOT EVEN CLOSE! So we TOFTT this time.

She's going back to Miami Sun. morning so please don't give her any more business before she leaves and if she ever shows up here again, please avoid her like the plague because she is not worth more than a Jackson, much less $$!

Hammerin

[Guitarman1]

Based on Spaman's report, I decided to check out this girl. Called to arrange an appointment and arrived at the hotel and I get voicemail. She calls back in about 10 min and says to wait another few minutes so that she can change. Fine. Waited, finally she calls back and gives me the room number. I go in and find a chunky Latino. Ok so she does have big tits but this is clearly the same girl that answered the phone so I'll give Spaman the benefit of the doubt that either her gave the wrong number or I got the "mamasan" so to speak. She had an attitude right off the bat. Asked me to sit and just sat there looking at me. Her english is not a problem nor did she have face acne and had quite a few tats so I'm quite sure this is not the same girl. I ask her about multi-pops. Nope just one. Asked her about 1/2 hr, same price of $$. At this point I'm pretty fed up and so I left.

Maybe you ought not to smash your cell phone before writing your report 'cause this was no PFE, I can say that much.

I found other postings using that same number. A girl calling herself Jade. Either it was Maritza changing her name and the pictures she posts, or another provider also uses that number. Based on what I have seen posted from Sam and Spaman I would guess another provider.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/s...min&maxAsk=max

[Low Jack]

Hey if you're into Chinese girls, I went to the standard place in Tysons where it's basically a hit or miss. Anyways, Cindy is okay but had bad breath. Nice soft knockers and a regular body. Showered and what not and she is a fake screamer but it helped me get through the session. PM me for phone numbers cause I don't think they are listed. Anyways it was okay. Oh yeah, I got word from a source that the Thai place will be moving soon. So play "Tennis" while you can. Take care all and be safe.

[Sam 69]

Based on Spaman's report, I decided to check out this girl. Called to arrange an appointment and arrived at the hotel and I get voicemail. She calls back in about 10 min and says to wait another few minutes so that she can change. Fine. Waited, finally she calls back and gives me the room number. I go in and find a chunky Latino. Ok so she does have big tits but this is clearly the same girl that answered the phone so I'll give Spaman the benefit of the doubt that either her gave the wrong number or I got the "mamasan" so to speak. She had an attitude right off the bat. Asked me to sit and just sat there looking at me. Her english is not a problem nor did she have face acne and had quite a few tats so I'm quite sure this is not the same girl. I ask her about multi-pops. Nope just one. Asked her about 1/2 hr, same price of $$. At this point I'm pretty fed up and so I left.

Maybe you ought not to smash your cell phone before writing your report 'cause this was no PFE, I can say that much.

Ok had the most unforgettable session ever last night. I was checking out craigslist and nothing was interesting. Called up 786 712 9184 number that was appearing to be using fake pics and talked to the girl on the phone, she had a spanish accent and I asked if the pics were really her, she swore they were.

[Beavis27]

Haven't tried her out but friends tell me her pictures are the real deal - problem is she only gives HJs at a benny a pop and is extremely mechanical about it. But definitely gorgeous. Almost went to her today as first two choices were initially denied.

Has anybody else checked this girl (Natasha) out? I'm planning on trying her out but need some reviews on her. Much appreciated!

Thanks!

[Guitarman1]

I usually prefer AMP's but thought I could try something different. I saw Candice. She claims she is Thai and Italian but I don't see it. I leave the donation on the table, 2.0 for the hour before she comes in. She comes in and seems nice and friendly and talkative, her face was not really good though. I decide to go with it since I was in the mood and it took her awhile to get there. Once undressed, I found that she was slim, but her boobs were small and droopy and her ass was not firm at all. Those pics in her posting are of a girl with a tight body, which she does not have. Her posting says GFE but she would not kiss and wouldn't let my hands and fingers roam much either. She started a boring cbj which wasn't doing much for me. She started some cg which was pretty mechanical. After that I was going at it mish for awhile and finished that way. I wasn't really interested in seconds, but they were definitely not available. As soon as I finished she popped right up and got dressed real quick. Would definitely not recommend or repeat. Because it was supposed to be GFE the service rating is lower than it would be otherwise.

F: 5
B: 4
A: 7
S: 3

[Drew Park]

http://www.idapappy.com/

Website looks interesting! Does anyone know anything about this bunch? If so, will you tell me? PM or open report, either is good!

Read the fine print, JJ

"Massage Referral Escorts. TIPPING OPTIONAL..."

Translation = Price of admission gets you a massage. Everything else is EXTRA.

"Several other young beauties are available on a full service basis..."

Translation = You want to ones who put out? Well, you won't see their pics here.

But then again I could be wrong.

[Sleazebum]

http://www.idapappy.com/

Website looks interesting!

Does anyone know anything about this bunch? If so, will you tell me?

PM or open report, either is good!

JJ

[Drew Park]

It must have been that that spicy Hunan dinner but I had the most interesting dream last night. I dreamed I was on the phone to a Chinese woman who told me to come to a nice place in Tysons. When I got there I called mamasan and she told me I needed to wait 10 minutes. I was miffed and almost left. But she called me back a minute later and told me to come up.

Jenny was waiting behind the door. She was cute and the kind of a girl next door type. Off to the bedroom we went. Once we were there, mamasan called and the two of them chattered for a minute or two. I recognized that Jenny was speaking Chinese and I told her that when she hung up. Wow, she said.

We both doffed our clothes when mamasan called AGAIN. Jeez. More Chinese jabbering except this time I was fondling Jenny's meaty nipples. Heh heh. Finally she rolled me over on my belly and she provided the mandatory back massage. Not too bad actually. On the flip she rolled on top of me for some LFKing. I put her on her back and I nibbled on her tits. I made my way south to her natural bottom. I DATY'd her in multiple positions culminating with her in a doggie position. If she orgasm'd it wasn't a violent one, but she did squeak and squirm! She rolled over and pulled me into her mish. "You make me wet..." she whispered. Mish and then doggie.

Jenny was alone in the condo and she was in no rush to push me out the door. We talked for a long time. She told me she was returning to Flushing this weekend on the Chinese bus Sunday afternoon .

Finally it was time to get out of bed. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said "nah..." but she said she was going to take one. So I offered and she accepted my suggestion that we shower together. Unfortunately no extras in the shower. Oh well.

Then something woke me. Must have been that "morning wood..."

[Spaman2]

Ok had the most unforgettable session ever last night. I was checking out craigslist and nothing was interesting. Called up 786 712 9184 number that was appearing to be using fake pics and talked to the girl on the phone, she had a spanish accent and I asked if the pics were really her, she swore they were. I told her that if I knock on the door, and she did not look good, I will walk away. She said very clearly she is very beautiful and I won't be disappointed. I must have called about 10 times over the meeting up period. During that time, the girl said she was from "Columbia", and then on another call she was from "brazil". Alarms were going off in my head but I was determined to get some good intel. Hotel was in tysons. For first time, I said screw it and took a little blue pill, just in case the pics were real I knew it had the possibility to be a tremendous session. The main attractant was that it was 200 for an hour, and the pics were incredible! She said no half hour sessions were available, just 200 dollar full hour sessions.

Anyways, I finally reached the hotel. Girl that answered was a 6 foot tall spanish girl, body EXACTLY like the pictures. The most unbelievable legs I have ever seen. Small amount of pimples on face but not a bad face. Her english was weak, so I suspect another girl was doing the phone talking (her friend? )

Anyways, when I reached, she asked if I wanted a half hour (wtf! ? ). I said no, I wanted full hour for 200, and she agreed. I made sure multiple pops were allowed, she said yes.

Ok now it got real, real interesting. She did the longest, most insanely good BBBJ ever. Incredible dt. Her hotel room was huge, so we moved from bedroom to living room so I could sit on chair and enjoy it. I told her I wanted to f## her and then had her stand up so I could see those incredible legs. It was like a pse at this point, totally flawless brazilian body. (I forgot to mention, even the "real girl" in the room contradicted herself, she claimed columbia when I entered room, 5 minutes later she was from brazil! ).

Anyways, this girl had the most unbeilievable energy I have ever seen. For a full 45 minutes nonstop action, we used 3 condoms as she switched back and forth from fucking to sucking. Never once for 1 minute did she want to stop the action. I am on a combination of anti-depressant and viagra. Anti-depressant med makes it incredibly difficult to come, so the sesssion was totally unbelievable.

Words really can't explain it. If you think it is a tall tale, please call "her" up and see for yourself. Maybe it really was a crazy dream.

This session was so good, literally on the way home I destroyed my mongering phone and threw it out my car window as I was driving home. I know every session after this one will probably be disappointing. Let's see how long this hiatus lasts.

[Novaguy30]

You paid them that amount to watch them go at it?
wouldnt it be cheaper to buy a DVD?

Yeah paid them 100 and just a Russian Lesson. I thought the pics look good and maybe I will get lucky and get FS. Won't do it again.

Learned my lesson.