Escort Reports

**Dubliner** · 09-28-07 10:01

Difficult to say where I should post this, but under the circumstances I'll leave it here.

Went to see Karmina at her incall in Vienna a couple of days ago for her "sensual bodyrub." No FS, but a very satisfying finale nonetheless. She's a 22 y/o Italian-Irish hottie, with beautiful natural c-cups, nice round ass, and a great smile, all of which she shows off generously.

Unrushed 1/2 hr. $.0 Massage left a lot to be desired, but the attitude and service almost makes up for it.

With the exception of the rub, Karmina's a solid 8 - 8.5 across the board. Trusted Members may PM me for info.

Dubliner
Seeing the world one Italian-Irish hottie at a time

**Crazy Jim Wood** · 09-27-07 21:07

Have you actually done this before???
I almost want to try it just for fuck's sake.
Imagine if it's a sting, "But, your honor, I didn't actually pay for sex, I only gave her the third of the bill with no serial number, it's not legal tender!"

Originally Posted by Roamin Roman

One possible way to deal with this kind of trick is as follows:

(1) Fees usually range near $.6, which amounts to eight Jacksons. But, nothing says you can't use a trio of Grants and a Hamilton, or a Franklin and a Grant and a Hamilton. (You get the point.)

(2) Before she arrives, cut the bills cleanly in half. It's legal (and it happens occasionally...for instance, when you're opening an envelope with bills in it).

(3) When she arrives, give her one of the half-stacks of bills and tell her that you'll give her the other half at the end. Also tell her that, without her half, the stack you have is useless to you. If she asks why you don't want to give her both stacks, just tell her you've been ripped-off before and this is your way of protecting against it happening again.

(4) Also tell her that banks will accept bills that have been taped back together...as long as the serial numbers match, of course. Tell her it's perfectly legal and that banks see it often.

(5) Likely, she won't know what to do with a stack of cut-in-half bills, even if she decides to cut-and-run. More likely, she'll stay (though you'll probably only get marginal service) in order to earn the other half.

(6) If she leaves with her half-stack just to spite you, let her go. The next day, go down to your local bank. They will accept a partial bill, as long as the serial number shows. You'll need to make up a believable story as to why you don't have the other half. ("Ex-girlfriend did it for spite," "Magic trick gone awry," etc)

(7) Just in case, when you cut the bills in half, cut one side larger than the other side (say, about a 33%-to-66% ratio). Give the ROB the smaller sides.

Good luck, and have fun at the Forum.

**Hungry N Horny** · 09-27-07 20:18

Wow did I ever have a great dream after the nighmare at tysons. Decided to try Kristina. Wow what a great time. Truly and fully GFE--in fact her performance may rate as an ATF. She spends a great deal of time relaxing me with a gentle but thourough massage. Her CBJ had my toes curling. But the best was yet to come. We began our journey in CG and man is her kegle exercise routine fantastic. After a bit of grind and grunt, we went into doggy. She actually moans sweetly with a bit of a cry while pushing back fast. Great view of a really tight set of cheeks. Junior was being bad and did not bust yet--so she whipped off the cover and put on another for a long and delightful CBJ with some DATY to get all the muscles relaxed. Wow what a dream. Straight 10s across the board. YMMV

**Brdcsttech** · 09-27-07 19:35

Originally Posted by Hungry N Horny

Something weird is happening in Tysons tonight. Went to an appointment and went to back of hotel to park (don't like to park out front when mongering). In bak on second floor were three guys smoking around a table with big cameras on deck. Also saw a TV truck parked in next lot over. Decided to cancel my appointment with excuse of traffic--and girl said come later she was open for next two hours with no appointment. Antenna really began to vibrate--good thing I use my pay for play phone. Would hate to think what may have happened if I used real phone.

When I got home I saw a post on CL about Dateline--so these may be the same guys--be careful.

Dateline is based out of NYC in 30 Rock. It is unlikely that they were staked out in Tysons Corner. They like chat rooms and go after pedophiles and lure them to upscale suburban neighborhoods like Ashburn, Chantilly, etc.

Down here, DC, NBC has Meet The Press. Tim Russert doesn't care too much about this hobby of ours

. I used to do boring Video Tele-conferences and they were always done in hotel ballrooms. You may have run into the stage hands or camera guys breaking down for the night. The truck may have been used as a control room or satellite uplink.

But it is always good to err on the side of caution. Safety first!

**Roamin Roman** · 09-26-07 20:11

Originally Posted by John Edward

She called some lady then she handed me the phone. This lady said what I was asking was illegal. Maria left with the money.

One possible way to deal with this kind of trick is as follows:

(1) Fees usually range near $.6, which amounts to eight Jacksons. But, nothing says you can't use a trio of Grants and a Hamilton, or a Franklin and a Grant and a Hamilton. (You get the point.)

(2) Before she arrives, cut the bills cleanly in half. It's legal (and it happens occasionally...for instance, when you're opening an envelope with bills in it).

(3) When she arrives, give her one of the half-stacks of bills and tell her that you'll give her the other half at the end. Also tell her that, without her half, the stack you have is useless to you. If she asks why you don't want to give her both stacks, just tell her you've been ripped-off before and this is your way of protecting against it happening again.

(4) Also tell her that banks will accept bills that have been taped back together...as long as the serial numbers match, of course. Tell her it's perfectly legal and that banks see it often.

(5) Likely, she won't know what to do with a stack of cut-in-half bills, even if she decides to cut-and-run. More likely, she'll stay (though you'll probably only get marginal service) in order to earn the other half.

(6) If she leaves with her half-stack just to spite you, let her go. The next day, go down to your local bank. They will accept a partial bill, as long as the serial number shows. You'll need to make up a believable story as to why you don't have the other half. ("Ex-girlfriend did it for spite," "Magic trick gone awry," etc)

(7) Just in case, when you cut the bills in half, cut one side larger than the other side (say, about a 33%-to-66% ratio). Give the ROB the smaller sides.

Good luck, and have fun at the Forum.

**Sleazebum** · 09-26-07 19:58

I really appreciate the warning!

Now, please tell me about a good experience you have had.

JJ

Originally Posted by John Edward

This is my first time reporting. Forgive me if I do not have the abbreviations correct.
I was feeling a bit lonely one night, so I decided to browse Backpage (BP) for some GFE. I found Ashely, I white cute little girl, I called and she picked up. I asked her to come to my place and she agreed. 1/2 hour later she called telling me She was unable to come but her friend Maria was willing. She said Maria also advertised in BP, so I browsed the website and found her.

To make a long story short. Maria arrived at my place 2 hours later. She asked me for the $$ first while she was on the phone (she stay in the phone for more than 5 minutes). She then asked me what I wanted. I found that unusual. when I told her what I wanted, She called some lady then she handed me the phone. This lady said what I was asking was illegal. Maria left with the money. She was cute and with a nice body.

I am a novice I guess.

This is the ad:

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/adu...5&name=escorts

**Drew Park** · 09-26-07 19:51

http://www.orientaljewel.net/

The website for this Asian condo is down...

**Hungry N Horny** · 09-26-07 19:30

Something weird is happening in Tysons tonight. Went to an appointment and went to back of hotel to park (don't like to park out front when mongering). In bak on second floor were three guys smoking around a table with big cameras on deck. Also saw a TV truck parked in next lot over. Decided to cancel my appointment with excuse of traffic--and girl said come later she was open for next two hours with no appointment. Antenna really began to vibrate--good thing I use my pay for play phone. Would hate to think what may have happened if I used real phone.

When I got home I saw a post on CL about Dateline--so these may be the same guys--be careful.

**Randy Farang** · 09-26-07 15:24

I noticed a listing for a Russian-Japanese mix and thought the photos were cute, so your Randy roaming reporter decided to see if this might be a tasty addition to my recently announced Chinese diet! All I can say is Try it! You'll like it!

Christinia is fairly tall, about 5'8" and quite cute. She's between a B and a C, but definately in proportion.

The very best part was when the first thing she asked me was "What do you like? What do you want me to do?" Damn! She's definately NOT a part of the local union. She acually seems to think that she ought to be doing what I like, not what she wants. How's that for a change of pace?

Her performance was excellent, and you can bet that I'll be a repeat, probably several times.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...432645923.html

**Low Jack** · 09-26-07 10:00

I was trying out the Thai hookup near Tysons and got to the place. Had a session with the thai cookie. She does have the tightest ... well anyways, it was good but the other girl kept coming into the room during our session. It was kind of weird but then again it turned me on. I left feeling, sort of like an exhibitionist or something. Anyways, cookie makes you feel like you're in high school again. LOL..

Tight trim.

**Dr Gfe** · 09-25-07 22:25

This is my first time reporting. Forgive me if I do not have the abbreviations correct.
I was feeling a bit lonely one night, so I decided to browse Backpage (BP) for some GFE. I found Ashely, I white cute little girl, I called and she picked up. I asked her to come to my place and she agreed. 1/2 hour later she called telling me She was unable to come but her friend Maria was willing. She said Maria also advertised in BP, so I browsed the website and found her.

To make a long story short. Maria arrived at my place 2 hours later. She asked me for the $$ first while she was on the phone (she stay in the phone for more than 5 minutes). She then asked me what I wanted. I found that unusual. when I told her what I wanted, She called some lady then she handed me the phone. This lady said what I was asking was illegal. Maria left with the money. She was cute and with a nice body.

I am a novice I guess.

This is the ad:

"Sweet And Young ASIAN/LATIN GIRL (Face of An Angel)

I am 23 years old with a killer 36D-25-36 figure, beautiful face, and a sweet fun loving personality for the gentleman seeking the very best in GFE
entertainment.Bored? Shy? I will make your night.Call me let's meet!$200 MARIA for OUTCALL ONLY (202)558-6761"

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/adu...5&name=escorts

**Guitarman1** · 09-25-07 10:45

I had a good time at the Chinese apartment, got the number from Low Jack. Thanks dude! I stupidly left without getting the girls name, sorry guys. She was an older Chinese woman and she defintely knew how to please a man. Started with some light rubbing and kissing me all over and nice fondling of my balls. Nice CBJ with some added licking of my balls. On with the raincoat and some CG then I finished with mish. Pretty good session for the price. Certainly worth repeating.

**Randy Farang** · 09-23-07 13:41

I should have taken the Doctor's advice. The little head said it was time to play this morning and I headed off to the Chinese condo with Rebecca after being told that Ann is no longer around. (Actually, she had told me that she was headed back to New York a couple of weeks ago.)

After Ann, who quite literally blew my socks off, Rebecca is a disappointment. She belongs to the "Get'em up, Get'em off, Get'em Out" school and doesn't respond to requests worth a damn. Rebecca's idea of a cbj is just enough to get a cap on. Then, maybe five strokes into the main event, she starts with the "You come now, honey" stuff.

As always, YMMV, but I'm not going back until they change the talent and I see a positive report.

Your mostly dissatisfied reporter,

Randy

**Drew Park** · 09-23-07 11:43

Originally Posted by Doctor Pussy

can neone recommend a good CH.Condo in the one point four to one point six range that features a real old lady, don't like young girls

Doc, maybe the mamasan/appointment taker is available? :^)

**Wicked Willie** · 09-23-07 09:11

FYI - I saw this provider when she first started posting on CL at a rate of $150. She was not bad for the price point. LFK, BBBJ, DATY and multi-positions - not to bad for a provider in her 40s.

Then she upped her rate to $$. Still probably not to bad a price point for what you get - but at the same time, you can visit some of the hot girls from MU on EROS that visit that are a hell-of-a-lot hotter than she is.

I would recommend if you need your AA fix, otherwise, there are better around.

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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...425500221.html

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