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[Maxx0]

That ad looks like one of the crapshoot Asian ads. Your experience sounds like "Lomi" is Americanized because my experience with the Asians from the crapshoot ads is that they tend to not have any "boyfriends" hanging around (to scare off potential clients) and are all about business and keeping the appointment with customers.

Her English language is excellent, I suspect the same.

[Serpico99]

Strange Happenings in Sterling.

Asian Lomi, in Sterling VA, outside her room on the sidewalk, never actually saw her, overall bad experience, YMMV.

I called with hopes of fun, advertised on CXG: https://cityxguide.com/escorts/929-410-2725-12088772.

At face value, I was intrigued enough to call and she sounds nice on the phone, so I made a deal for 20 m visit for $ with planned arrival in 1 h time (45 m drive plus buffer), she agreed, about 25 m into my drive she sent a text asking if I am coming, I replied with an affirmative, however, I'm in stop and go traffic (I66 eastbound snarl due to road work with 3 of 4 lanes shutdown), I told her it appears I will be delayed asking her if she is okay with a late arrival or I can reschedule for tomorrow perhaps, she said no problem come tonight, so I finally get there in 1 h20 m time, I called, she gave me her building & room number, as I parked a guy comes up to my passenger side knocked on my window asking for a ride into Herndon so he can meet up with his girlfriend, WTF, I told him I cannot help you, he shrugged in disappointment and left, possible foul play or genuine IDK, I started on my way to Lomi's room, some guy was standing outside the door on his phone, seemingly waiting to be let in, I figured she double booked, but I was wrong, after calling her she stated it was her boyfriend who was there to pick her up for the night, a bit perplexed I told her I know I'm later than originally planned, but you know I'm coming late and I just spoke to you making final arrangements to meet, she said it was a mistake, trust me it's all good, so I thought WTF & proceeded to her room again, I knock on the door, no answer, then she sends several texts telling me to return to my car and wait so her boyfriend can exit the room, I returned to my car thinking this is some BS & sent her a text to forget it, too many odd things happening here, I'm leaving, she tried to convince me all is okay don't leave, but I was already started down the road, she may have been good, IDK, I never saw her, whatever the circumstances, seeing her boyfriend there ruined it for me, a bit of wasted time, miles, & fuel.

C'est la vie.

That ad looks like one of the crapshoot Asian ads. Your experience sounds like "Lomi" is Americanized because my experience with the Asians from the crapshoot ads is that they tend to not have any "boyfriends" hanging around (to scare off potential clients) and are all about business and keeping the appointment with customers.

[Maxx0]

Strange Happenings in Sterling.

Asian Lomi, in Sterling VA, outside her room on the sidewalk, never actually saw her, overall bad experience, YMMV.

I called with hopes of fun, advertised on CXG: https://cityxguide.com/escorts/929-410-2725-12088772.

At face value, I was intrigued enough to call and she sounds nice on the phone, so I made a deal for 20 m visit for $ with planned arrival in 1 h time (45 m drive plus buffer), she agreed, about 25 m into my drive she sent a text asking if I am coming, I replied with an affirmative, however, I'm in stop and go traffic (I66 eastbound snarl due to road work with 3 of 4 lanes shutdown), I told her it appears I will be delayed asking her if she is okay with a late arrival or I can reschedule for tomorrow perhaps, she said no problem come tonight, so I finally get there in 1 h20 m time, I called, she gave me her building & room number, as I parked a guy comes up to my passenger side knocked on my window asking for a ride into Herndon so he can meet up with his girlfriend, WTF, I told him I cannot help you, he shrugged in disappointment and left, possible foul play or genuine IDK, I started on my way to Lomi's room, some guy was standing outside the door on his phone, seemingly waiting to be let in, I figured she double booked, but I was wrong, after calling her she stated it was her boyfriend who was there to pick her up for the night, a bit perplexed I told her I know I'm later than originally planned, but you know I'm coming late and I just spoke to you making final arrangements to meet, she said it was a mistake, trust me it's all good, so I thought WTF & proceeded to her room again, I knock on the door, no answer, then she sends several texts telling me to return to my car and wait so her boyfriend can exit the room, I returned to my car thinking this is some BS & sent her a text to forget it, too many odd things happening here, I'm leaving, she tried to convince me all is okay don't leave, but I was already started down the road, she may have been good, IDK, I never saw her, whatever the circumstances, seeing her boyfriend there ruined it for me, a bit of wasted time, miles, & fuel.

C'est la vie.

[Mallet70]

Well, not technically exactly this, but I've persisted with a gal despite setbacks like this only to truly forget it once I'm there. Well, that's not true. I TRULY regret it after I leave, having left a deposit and a bit of my hobby allowance on the night stand. I was traveling a few years ago and when BP was still up and running. I found what was a cute little thing (at least her pictures showed her to be a cute little thing), gave her a ring, she was DTF and an hour later was at my hotel room door. She was wearing some loose clothing and I didn't really think much about it until when she took everything off, which was right after I closed the door, and I could see the chick must have been about seven months pregnant.

Okay, preggo girls need loving too and I remember my first wife being horny as fuck when she was pregnant so I wasn't too opposed to playing. Of course, she wasn't nearly as cute in person and that big belly was going to be a bit of a distraction but I figured we could just go straight to K9 and all would be well.

I was never prepared for the gas the woman had coming out of her ass once we got going. Holy shit, she was busting ass left and right and not even apologizing for it. But my little head was thinking for the big head and I soldiered on until I popped in the bag.

I'm a sick bastard.

I'm right there with you, but have become more selective the older I get. Recall going to an AMP down in New Orleans (they're all FS), and the plump Asian lady must've had some spicy gumbo or something and her stomach was rumbling and it sounded like thunder! Wound up opting for a quick HJ and got out of there. Ahh, memories.

[VChase]

Tel: 571-364-3220.

Email: chanel082018@hotmail.com.

Sorry for delay.

I've heard many great things about the Colombian girls in Laurel and I was hoping that this new wave of Latinas in Chantilly / Centerville and Manassas that I've been seeing on CXG would be the NOVA equivalent. LSS, I don't think so.

I contacted Michelle whose add stated that she was from Colombian and posted pics that looked a little like a shorter dirty blond version of Kim K. I'm new to the area and couldn't find any reviews or additional info. Prior to FOSTA and the recent move here I would have avoided the ris; but with limited options and no monger friend network what can I do. She seemed legit as the whole convo was spanish and I could here TV on in the background so I didn't think I had to worry about LEO element so much. In my dream she gives me the address to an extended type hotel. She opens the door in the sketchy she hides behind the door and you can't see her until you're inand its too late trick which I've learned to avoid. After standing behind the door for a few seconds I tell her I want to see her before going in. I know most girls use fake pics but I just expect them to be representative. A pretty decent mixed woman who I think was dominican came out in a TS and short pajama shorts. She insisted she was Venezuelan but I don't believe it but just went with it, since it didn't really matter and my small head didn't care. She was short and voluptuous with a small waist which I like since I'm an ass man. She had no makeup on and the room was a little messy since she was clearly living out of it. Her face wasn't made up, her pinky toes were deformed from wearing shoes that were too small, and her DD boobs had some very noticeable scaring from a bad butcher job underneath. Despite all this she was still attractive despite being fairly picky.

Her dream rates were. 80, $. 2, $. 6. I opted for the hhr. She was all business but since I'm well versed en espanol I was able to warm her up just enough to get mildly decent service from her. She was Non GFE which is fine for me, besides, I cold tell she was high volume. She was visibly bothered eachtime I changed position and was very businesslike despite my youthful clean-cut appearance and charms she was not there to give the performance of her career and she actively juggled three constantly ringing Cell phones. For $.2 I could take the loss but I wouldn't repeat. I'd like to find a great, local, go-to low volume girl / SB who can provide more of a therapeutic and sensual experience.

She said she was only in town for two weeks. Once a traveling girl has your donation there is little incentive for her to deliver a good experience. I lied and said I may see her before she leaves which is probably the only reason I wasnt rushed and allowed to try multiple positions. I couldn't find her ads otherwise I would have posted the link. I don't keep my hobby phone on me but I'll try to at least post her number here at a later time.

Looks-7.

Performance-3.

Dream Donation- $. 2.

Pleasant Dreams,
Vance

[CoolPix]

I feel like the monger gods have been warning me lately, as my luck was not the best here.

A few weeks back, I book for 11 pm with Ivana when she was in Fairfax. Confirm, arrive, email, email, email, no answer. I go home, pretty pissed. She emails me at 6 am and says she had a problem with her email. Ok, whatever, I can deal. Foolishly, I book for the next night and she gives me backup email addy. Confirm, arrive, email, email, email. No answer until next day and now I'm feeling very slighted. Apologizes with no explanation, but could only guess she fell asleep. A few weeks pass and as a last resort, I book again. Confirm, reconfirm, arrive and get room number, so very eager. Go up, see her, she's cute, but seems a little off. I read she was a bit awkward, but I can't put my finger on it since its not just that. As we're talking, she tells me she was drinking earlier and excuses herself to the bathroom. Doesn't close the door and I'm listening to her puke away for about 5 minutes. I'm sitting on the bed kicking myself and laughing at the same time. I mean, hard to keep a straight face after she comes out and wants to start doing. Whatever. I try to get out and say I'll come back tomorrow since she doesn't feel good. She assures me she's cool, so onward we go. Hiccups, BJ, finish and she goes to the bathroom for her own round 2. I'm crawling in my skin. She says "nice to finally meet you" as I'm leaving. "Email me again" Seriously, I would need my head examined. Back home to a scalding hot shower and a lot of alcohol to forget the previous 2 hours of my life. Never again.

Well, not technically exactly this, but I've persisted with a gal despite setbacks like this only to truly forget it once I'm there. Well, that's not true. I TRULY regret it after I leave, having left a deposit and a bit of my hobby allowance on the night stand. I was traveling a few years ago and when BP was still up and running. I found what was a cute little thing (at least her pictures showed her to be a cute little thing), gave her a ring, she was DTF and an hour later was at my hotel room door. She was wearing some loose clothing and I didn't really think much about it until when she took everything off, which was right after I closed the door, and I could see the chick must have been about seven months pregnant.

Okay, preggo girls need loving too and I remember my first wife being horny as fuck when she was pregnant so I wasn't too opposed to playing. Of course, she wasn't nearly as cute in person and that big belly was going to be a bit of a distraction but I figured we could just go straight to K9 and all would be well.

I was never prepared for the gas the woman had coming out of her ass once we got going. Holy shit, she was busting ass left and right and not even apologizing for it. But my little head was thinking for the big head and I soldiered on until I popped in the bag.

I'm a sick bastard.

[EasyEmail786]

I feel your pain. Sometimes it's not the lack of reviews, but what's stated in the ad. See here which shows the nogfe / bb / bbj:

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2910421?skip_terms=1

I thought about TOFTT, but once I saw that, no ty.

Well I had same experience went to take plunge since there is no way to see any reviews. But was a mistake I mean she is legit but no good enough for me. I stared out BJ was good and the once we got to the main I just couldn't do it. Not attractive enough for me.

[Utwogood]

I feel like the monger gods have been warning me lately, as my luck was not the best here.

A few weeks back, I book for 11 pm with Ivana when she was in Fairfax. Confirm, arrive, email, email, email, no answer. I go home, pretty pissed. She emails me at 6 am and says she had a problem with her email. Ok, whatever, I can deal. Foolishly, I book for the next night and she gives me backup email addy. Confirm, arrive, email, email, email. No answer until next day and now I'm feeling very slighted. Apologizes with no explanation, but could only guess she fell asleep. A few weeks pass and as a last resort, I book again. Confirm, reconfirm, arrive and get room number, so very eager. Go up, see her, she's cute, but seems a little off. I read she was a bit awkward, but I can't put my finger on it since its not just that. As we're talking, she tells me she was drinking earlier and excuses herself to the bathroom. Doesn't close the door and I'm listening to her puke away for about 5 minutes. I'm sitting on the bed kicking myself and laughing at the same time. I mean, hard to keep a straight face after she comes out and wants to start doing. Whatever. I try to get out and say I'll come back tomorrow since she doesn't feel good. She assures me she's cool, so onward we go. Hiccups, BJ, finish and she goes to the bathroom for her own round 2. I'm crawling in my skin. She says "nice to finally meet you" as I'm leaving. "Email me again" Seriously, I would need my head examined. Back home to a scalding hot shower and a lot of alcohol to forget the previous 2 hours of my life. Never again.

Thanks for the review. That's some serious "little head" thinking on your part.

[Shz1181]

I feel like the monger gods have been warning me lately, as my luck was not the best here.

A few weeks back, I book for 11 pm with Ivana when she was in Fairfax. Confirm, arrive, email, email, email, no answer. I go home, pretty pissed. She emails me at 6 am and says she had a problem with her email. Ok, whatever, I can deal. Foolishly, I book for the next night and she gives me backup email addy. Confirm, arrive, email, email, email. No answer until next day and now I'm feeling very slighted. Apologizes with no explanation, but could only guess she fell asleep. A few weeks pass and as a last resort, I book again. Confirm, reconfirm, arrive and get room number, so very eager. Go up, see her, she's cute, but seems a little off. I read she was a bit awkward, but I can't put my finger on it since its not just that. As we're talking, she tells me she was drinking earlier and excuses herself to the bathroom. Doesn't close the door and I'm listening to her puke away for about 5 minutes. I'm sitting on the bed kicking myself and laughing at the same time. I mean, hard to keep a straight face after she comes out and wants to start doing. Whatever. I try to get out and say I'll come back tomorrow since she doesn't feel good. She assures me she's cool, so onward we go. Hiccups, BJ, finish and she goes to the bathroom for her own round 2. I'm crawling in my skin. She says "nice to finally meet you" as I'm leaving. "Email me again" Seriously, I would need my head examined. Back home to a scalding hot shower and a lot of alcohol to forget the previous 2 hours of my life. Never again.

[WhiskeyWander]

Does anyone know if Shannon changed her number? I am having no luck with the number listed here:

www.eroticmonkey.ch/shannon-escort

[Shz1181]

Thanks Whiskey. She has 2 profiles on them and oddly enough I texted the other number and never heard back. I'll txt on the 505 number and hope for better luck.

Mariah is currently working in Foggy Bottom instead of her usual Fairfax. I have seen her a couple of times and if you like an experienced professional you can't go wrong here. $$.5 for an hour with msog.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mariah-w...fairfax-392460

[Mineza380]

http://planetzasu.com/wp/

Has anyone seen this one? Web site looks just fine and she will post videos made with her if asked.

WATTA deal??

I met with her a few years back. She's a sweet girl and has an extensive menu. A little old for my tastes.

[Utwogood]

Thanks JM, I will def keep Jennifer in mind as a solid plan B. Trying hard to find a non-pro or UTR honeypot. My ceiling is $. 5 and can't really stomach going over that. I'm shocked that The DC area isn't more reasonable and abundant. I thought this was going to be the land of plenty. LOL. Going to keep working the FB angle the best I can. I'll be sure to share once I have more to report.

I appreciate your help and hope to share intel with you down the road.

Pleasant Dreams,

Vance.

Jennifer is a legit provider. Her menu is a little wider than other providers. Just keep in mind that those photos are her but OLD. You will need to overlook a few imperfections. Nice lady though.

[Watta]

http://planetzasu.com/wp/

Has anyone seen this one? Web site looks just fine and she will post videos made with her if asked.

WATTA deal??

[WhiskeyWander]

Is that $250 for her?

Yes for an hour. 150 for half and 100 for a qv.