Escort Reports

**NovaThings** · 08-07-20 05:02

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

I don't get why they would be paying an agency, by the looks of it they are backlogged with mongers. They speak English so that's not a barrier. Why pay an agency when you can charge the same price as an indy and keep all the money?

Agreed. That's way to high for standard GFE. Also I'm pretty certain that wasnt Ava when no one could even get anything but basic NOVA. There's several girls who fit that description.

**NovaThings** · 08-07-20 04:54

Originally Posted by Castile [View Original Post]

Ugh yeah, I saw her this week too. Definitely not the girl pictured. She is a small, older Thai woman with dark skin and stretch marks / scars.

Whether it was the pictures not coming close to the person or the service being not GFE, I finally decided to avoid gambling $$$$ to find out. I only got my monies worth with one out of the four I saw. Good luck otherwise.

**Member #6049** · 08-07-20 03:17

Originally Posted by CapitalSeeker [View Original Post]

First time doing an in depth report on this sub-forum, IIRC, so bear with me if I don't get this all right.

Had one of those rare opportunities in my calendar that also lined up with a mid-day itch today, and found a promising lead here: https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...corts/1996445..

First indication of trouble was that in our texts back and forth she set a slightly higher asking price for the donation. Nothing huge, and I figured no biggie, she probably had different ads and maybe I only saw the cheapest offering. Dumb, I know, but I pushed on with the rendezvous.

We scheduled, I showed up, we had some warm chit chat, she collected an envelope, and then she started getting comfortable. I'll be honest, my eyes practically popped open. She may not be the girl in the photo, but she doesn't look half bad and I definitely appreciate the packaging. When it came to discussing what was on the table I learned the entry fee only covered an exotic dance, and nothing more. Keep in mind, at this point I'm already pretty interested, and to be fair this girl looks pretty good. Face isn't the best, but acceptable. BIG shapely, barely enhanced beauties, tight and tanned dancer's body. This lady is MY TYPE and junior doesn't want to compromise. (Dumb again, I know. Now that I'm out of the room anyway.) So anyway, the asking fee to progress beyond anything more than a dance is hefty. Like, nearly the entry fee all over again hefty. I get pretty worked up, but she holds her ground and informs me there's an ATM in the lobby. I take a deep breath, compose myself, and make the round trip.

Well this time we both get comfortable, and the look on her face immediately becomes uncomfortable. Look gents, I'll be the first to admit that I'm very fortunate, but I'm not exactly GIFTED, you know what I'm saying? Well she still takes one look at junior, before he's even fully awake or anything, and says "You're not putting that thing in me. I still have to work later. " This is unacceptable, and I make that known. She offers to take care of things in an alternate way, and I grudgingly accept, because something is better than nothing. Well gentlemen, the joke's on me because this particular lady. Who claims to "definately know how to satisfy" - cannot indeed satisfy. At this point I'm out more $$$ than I care to admit (GPS, I know, but once I was in the room I was pretty much ignoring the sunk cost fallacy) and I'm still not satisfied. I settle for a half-hearted NoVA special with some cheap lotion. Then I'm told she doesn't allow anyone to even use her shower to rinse.

Anyway, long story short. A relatively junior (though not fully inexperienced) monger allowed his junior to make some mistakes for him, and I am imploring others to beware not to do the same. That said, certainly while mistakes were made, there was some pretty negative intent on the provider's part. Buyer beware.

Incredible. No way I would have tolerated this. Providers must have a sixth sense about who they can game and hustle. But I understand not wanting to make a scene that could escalate out of control. Did you even search her number beforehand? It pulls up a Delaware food truck.

**Shinshi86** · 08-07-20 00:49

Originally Posted by CapitalSeeker [View Original Post]

First time doing an in depth report on this sub-forum, IIRC, so bear with me if I don't get this all right. Had one of those rare opportunities in my calendar that also lined up with a mid-day itch today, and found a promising lead here: https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...corts/1996445..

...

Anyway, long story short. A relatively junior (though not fully inexperienced) monger allowed his junior to make some mistakes for him, and I am imploring others to beware not to do the same. That said, certainly while mistakes were made, there was some pretty negative intent on the provider's part. Buyer beware.

Very detailed & excellent report, man! Sorry to hear about your bad luck and being out that much. The majority of us have all been there, and it's never a pleasant feeling to know you've been had. Best you can do now is to learn from this shit, adapt accordingly, and keep that head on a swivel.

For me, this forum replaced TER as my go-to place for hobby intel and it helps sorting through some of the bullshit. Reporting on the bad is just as valuable (if not more so) as sharing the good. Cheers!

**JWebster** · 08-06-20 22:34

Originally Posted by BoobyHunter [View Original Post]

Finally back after a much-needed mini-vacay. Was starting to get cabin fever. Looks like I missed out on a few girls.

Oh well, getting ready to get back to it. Thanks to the other members for the reviews though! Just wanted to give a heads up that Samantha is back at CVIP. I had a great time with her in the past and she's had glowing reviews from others. I highly recommend her.

Some people mentioned she has an older face and looks like Elvira. Is that true? I was hoping the face would be accurate to the pics.

**RegularJoe1985** · 08-06-20 17:04

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

I appreciate this type of Intel. This kind of stuff is good to know. Thanks for toftt. To my knowledge no one has ever said they got to bone Ava. Yes the price is steep. It's all about supply and demand. Teslas are expensive and I want one, but you don't see me crucifying everyone that has one. I remain humble and one day I'll be able to get one. Mongering kinda gets in the way of that LOL. Please don't be discouraged from sharing. I appreciate knowing that if I want to bone Ava and Tiffany at the same damn time, how much it will cost.

If you can't understand the difference between good-natured ribbing which my posts and emojis signify then that should be something that you need to look into.

When I started in this field and joined this site (might even have a few years on you), someone must have forgotten to mention the rule that we have to follow what you do or don't do on this forum.

so, just relax, share your thoughts on girls/rates/performance etc. and have a fun time. No need to create ajita here... there's plenty in life..

**CapitalSeeker** · 08-06-20 15:13

First time doing an in depth report on this sub-forum, IIRC, so bear with me if I don't get this all right.

Had one of those rare opportunities in my calendar that also lined up with a mid-day itch today, and found a promising lead here: https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...corts/1996445..

First indication of trouble was that in our texts back and forth she set a slightly higher asking price for the donation. Nothing huge, and I figured no biggie, she probably had different ads and maybe I only saw the cheapest offering. Dumb, I know, but I pushed on with the rendezvous.

We scheduled, I showed up, we had some warm chit chat, she collected an envelope, and then she started getting comfortable. I'll be honest, my eyes practically popped open. She may not be the girl in the photo, but she doesn't look half bad and I definitely appreciate the packaging. When it came to discussing what was on the table I learned the entry fee only covered an exotic dance, and nothing more. Keep in mind, at this point I'm already pretty interested, and to be fair this girl looks pretty good. Face isn't the best, but acceptable. BIG shapely, barely enhanced beauties, tight and tanned dancer's body. This lady is MY TYPE and junior doesn't want to compromise. (Dumb again, I know. Now that I'm out of the room anyway.) So anyway, the asking fee to progress beyond anything more than a dance is hefty. Like, nearly the entry fee all over again hefty. I get pretty worked up, but she holds her ground and informs me there's an ATM in the lobby. I take a deep breath, compose myself, and make the round trip.

Well this time we both get comfortable, and the look on her face immediately becomes uncomfortable. Look gents, I'll be the first to admit that I'm very fortunate, but I'm not exactly GIFTED, you know what I'm saying? Well she still takes one look at junior, before he's even fully awake or anything, and says "You're not putting that thing in me. I still have to work later. " This is unacceptable, and I make that known. She offers to take care of things in an alternate way, and I grudgingly accept, because something is better than nothing. Well gentlemen, the joke's on me because this particular lady. Who claims to "definately know how to satisfy" - cannot indeed satisfy. At this point I'm out more $$$ than I care to admit (GPS, I know, but once I was in the room I was pretty much ignoring the sunk cost fallacy) and I'm still not satisfied. I settle for a half-hearted NoVA special with some cheap lotion. Then I'm told she doesn't allow anyone to even use her shower to rinse.

Anyway, long story short. A relatively junior (though not fully inexperienced) monger allowed his junior to make some mistakes for him, and I am imploring others to beware not to do the same. That said, certainly while mistakes were made, there was some pretty negative intent on the provider's part. Buyer beware.

**MikelSuTiger** · 08-06-20 12:06

Here you go, looks like they may be able to assist you.

https://tysongirls.webnode.com/tyson-girls/

Originally Posted by Jost815 [View Original Post]

Does anyone happen to know what name she shot porn under?

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virgi...Corner/IvyJane

**BookerTNelson** · 08-06-20 09:57

Anyone have a AA UTR that is in need of some help or assistance? I have a couple that I may be able to share for the right find.

**Jost815** · 08-06-20 09:21

Does anyone happen to know what name she shot porn under?

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virgi...Corner/IvyJane

**Mdubya** · 08-06-20 09:11

Originally Posted by AdcFellow [View Original Post]

It is a true threesome. If you contact Ava and Tiffany directly, then it is 1/2 massage (with Ava) and 1/2 FS (with Tiffany). However, if you contact them thru Tysons Girls, then it is 1 hour FS with both. Of course, the price more than doubles, I. E. , 800/ hr.

"Elena" at Tysons Girls is Tiffany. "Avery" at Tysons Girls is Ava. You can see them individually or together for FS.

I appreciate this type of Intel. This kind of stuff is good to know. Thanks for toftt. To my knowledge no one has ever said they got to bone Ava. Yes the price is steep. It's all about supply and demand. Teslas are expensive and I want one, but you don't see me crucifying everyone that has one. I remain humble and one day I'll be able to get one. Mongering kinda gets in the way of that LOL. Please don't be discouraged from sharing. I appreciate knowing that if I want to bone Ava and Tiffany at the same damn time, how much it will cost.

**RegularJoe1985** · 08-06-20 08:26

Originally Posted by AdcFellow [View Original Post]

Don't shoot the messenger. I did not know it was Ava and Tiffany when I scheduled. All I knew was that it was "two mid-20's girls, both under 100 lbs. " I would not have agreed to $800 had I known it was them. I simply wanted to spoil myself for an hour. I thought I would share in case this information is helpful to others.

Shooting of messenger here, bud. We're all in the same boat just on different sides.

But have to agree with SlowBlo that $800 seems excessive but that is relative isn't it. What seems excessive to SlowBlo and I will not be the same for others.

And now I know who to point fingers at when people ask why rates are creeping up. You, who else? Just kidding.

**Castile** · 08-05-20 22:52

Originally Posted by Pseudononymous [View Original Post]

Saw her not too long ago. Photos are not the girl in question. Not sure why Kelly is allowing fake photos when the rest of her crew uses real photos. Will not repeat.
https://tysongirls.webnode.com/elena/

Ugh yeah, I saw her this week too. Definitely not the girl pictured. She is a small, older Thai woman with dark skin and stretch marks / scars.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 08-05-20 21:18

I believe working out is essential to one's health. Being a member of CP and previously having enjoyed Sira's workout and diet plan, I was intrigued by new trainer Rosie.

I was greeted by a girl in her early 30's who did NOT resemble her new pics. No way that's her. If I remember correctly she somewhat resembles the girl in her old pics. More on that later. Anywho, like a previous member mentioned her teeth are a little crooked. I would say her front top teeth curve a bit inwards. But that didn't really bother me. What did bother me a bit was that they were kinda yellow, eww! I dunno if it was the lighting but they looked like straight up margarine. Anywho, she was very friendly and outgoing, decent English. Blue toast, then shower. She's very playful, it was a fun shower with plenty of body slide, grinding, preview BBBJ and lfk / dfk. She loves to kiss, which I also like to do, but her buttery teeth kinda dampened my enthusiasm quite a bit. Back to the bedroom, more body sliding, dfk, and BBBJ. Daty was on the table but she had a somewhat hairy pussy. It wasn't "Bush" hairy, but it was definitely more than stubble and I don't daty hairy pussy. On came the cover for cg, rcg, lotus, doggie, and finish in mish. Afterwards she removed the jacket and licked the head of the penis, which felt very very good.

Would I repeat? No. Her performance was very, very good. She's very enthusiastic and playful, qualities I adore in providers. Performance wise, I left satisfied. Problem is, is that its not the girl in the pic. This is 2nd time CP has pulled a bait and switch. Unless the pics are from like 15 years ago, no way that's her. She's not ugly but she's not pretty. I would say she's a 5 to 51/2 looks wise. Her tits are nice, c cup but I couldn't tell if they were manmade or not. They felt natural. Maybe I've been spoiled by the other girls I've seen at cp, cvip, and elite but I'm at a point where a good performance by itself just isn't enough anymore. With the exception of Lucy (also from CP) I need providers who give good performances AND have pretty faces. I knew it wasn't her as soon as I saw her, but I stayed because she wasn't ugly and because CP girls usually provide good services and most importantly, I was horny. Here's what I think may have possibly occurred: Seeing as how Sira was her roommate, Rosie wasn't getting too many clients. So, they gave her new pics in order to drive up business. Or, the real Rosie left due to the fact that business was slow and they have this new chick filling in for a few days. Tomorrow is her last day if you want to see her.

For those who have seen her, did she have a tattoo that says "I can do anything" on her lower back just above her right butt cheek?

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220 - 45 min.

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