Escort Reports

**Bilaling** · 08-26-20 14:15

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.

But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if youre a total creep like me

You are truly an inspiration to us all. I don't know whether to buy you a drink or a couple of sessions. It's been said that it's all pink in the middle after you've peeled back the wrapper.

B.

**FloorHump422** · 08-26-20 13:43

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

Thanks for the report. I was considering checking her out after I got the text. Was it $$ for a HH or HR?

I find it a bit concerning that providers without a screening process are saving phone numbers. It's a shame Nina hasn't come back, as I think she said she would in August / September.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-26-20 11:31

If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.

So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.

The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.

Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.

As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.

But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if you’re a total creep like me

**Mandoo2** · 08-26-20 10:54

Originally Posted by MagSayWhat [View Original Post]

Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.

Yes, and she's good as using them to make you pop with a Russian if you're not careful haha. Fortunately, I had enough for two more shots during my session with her a while back. She takes it pretty well in standing doggy. Good view by the mirror.

**EyeLavose** · 08-26-20 10:33

Was hoping for the Samantha chick, but got Lola. Go visuals, seems to work out - 5 sec downtown and quickly wraps it up. Not my jam. Asks for tip as you walk out. Left in 15 mins top. 160 h / 250 h. Confirmed legit though.

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

Have seen many ads butnever pulled the trigger, until today. Met Lola, photos are accurate. Hot little latina, great body, speaks good English. LFK, CBJ, daty mpcfs.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1951471

Also on Eros with different rates.

**MagSayWhat** · 08-25-20 20:43

Originally Posted by JWebster [View Original Post]

Saw Samantha had a great time.

She has a great body, performance, and attitude. It was a great time overall.

The BBBJ after the shower was crazy. I almost came right there. I wanted to CIM, and she was happy to try, but it didn't happen. Finished in doggy. I'd see her again.

Is she fairly busty like the photos suggest? I know sinbi was not that busty last time I visited.

**JWebster** · 08-25-20 17:18

Saw Samantha had a great time.

She has a great body, performance, and attitude. It was a great time overall.

The BBBJ after the shower was crazy. I almost came right there. I wanted to CIM, and she was happy to try, but it didn't happen. Finished in doggy. I'd see her again.

**Figrindan** · 08-24-20 15:55

Originally Posted by OrZammar [View Original Post]

Really sucks that the increases are limiting me to HHR (well, not Paulina). If it becomes 300 HHR for all of them then I'm out, I don't make / that / much money haha.

Just partake 10 times a year instead of 12. Same amount of money LOL.

**DerkMonger** · 08-24-20 15:34

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**MikelSuTiger** · 08-24-20 11:05

I Have a hard time justifying their rates which is why I haven't seen Paulina this tour.

Originally Posted by OrZammar [View Original Post]

Really sucks that the increases are limiting me to HHR (well, not Paulina). If it becomes 300 HHR for all of them then I'm out, I don't make / that / much money haha.

**OrZammar** · 08-24-20 10:26

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

I have inquired but the times haven't worked, so I can only assume that she is still going strong and people are booking, regardless of the rate. Its been an upward trend for them lately. Gone are the 280 days unfortunately.

Really sucks that the increases are limiting me to HHR (well, not Paulina). If it becomes 300 HHR for all of them then I'm out, I don't make / that / much money haha.

**PowerMango** · 08-24-20 08:57

Originally Posted by Mandoo2 [View Original Post]

Yea, would have been nice to see Josephine again at AG prices, even if it only for an hour session max. I had a session with Lv J in February, I liked her body and her service. I'm surprised she hasn't come back on a tour. She sounded as if she's been touring around different cities for a while, especially Philly. Haven't tried Lynn even though I've heard some good things. DS has some nice ones come in every now and then like EJ or Gloria. I usually prefer the taller and / or bustier ones like Samantha or Hera / Nabiki. Josephine's around in the area, but I'm kinda hesitant to pay her prices as an indy. I had a good session with Luna when she toured with AG. I thought about repeating again with Samantha today, but was thinking that Grace might come back to town based on how the girls have rotated in and out between her, Philly, and Boston.

I can confirm that Lynn is a good mid20's girl who aims to please. I saw her in California when she was doing a small tour there.

**Mandoo2** · 08-24-20 01:01

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

Since last November, I think I've seen four: Solbi, Jessie, Lv J, and one other who's name I don't recall. Jessie was the best performer while Solbi was the best view.

I would've loved seeing Lynn or Josephine back when they were with AG. Both seem like knockouts in my book in every aspect, but I had work & other priorities during their tour. I hear Lynn is currently over at DS, so hopefully I'll have time this week.

Yea, would have been nice to see Josephine again at AG prices, even if it only for an hour session max. I had a session with Lv J in February, I liked her body and her service. I'm surprised she hasn't come back on a tour. She sounded as if she's been touring around different cities for a while, especially Philly. Haven't tried Lynn even though I've heard some good things. DS has some nice ones come in every now and then like EJ or Gloria. I usually prefer the taller and / or bustier ones like Samantha or Hera / Nabiki. Josephine's around in the area, but I'm kinda hesitant to pay her prices as an indy. I had a good session with Luna when she toured with AG. I thought about repeating again with Samantha today, but was thinking that Grace might come back to town based on how the girls have rotated in and out between her, Philly, and Boston.

**Shinshi86** · 08-23-20 19:02

Originally Posted by Mandoo2 [View Original Post]

I'll have to check out Jessie. Just wished their pricing was competitive with DS and CVIP. I like booking 2 hours, since I can usually get at least 3 shots in. What was your favorite from AG so far?

Since last November, I think I've seen four: Solbi, Jessie, Lv J, and one other who's name I don't recall. Jessie was the best performer while Solbi was the best view.

I would've loved seeing Lynn or Josephine back when they were with AG. Both seem like knockouts in my book in every aspect, but I had work & other priorities during their tour. I hear Lynn is currently over at DS, so hopefully I'll have time this week.

**JulioIncog** · 08-23-20 17:15

Originally Posted by Mandoo2 [View Original Post]

Sounds like you had a good session with her. Did she try to finish you off with a tit job? She's on my list to repeat, but there's always someone new to try.

She did try but due to the great performance in the preview I wanted an encore. In that performance she did not disappoint. I agree there always seems to be someone new which is always nice. Curious to hear a new review on Jessie from AG so I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

JI.