Escort Reports

[GilBang]

I did not. What did the text say?

It was basically "Hello, hope you're doing well". Just thought it was kinda odd, I didn't reply. I've gotten texts like that from other independents, but never in a group text.

[Saffah]

Long time lurker here. I have been moving away from the hobby to a point where my visits are every few months as opposed to every few weeks. Quality and class seems to be getting hard to find. Anyway, saw a familiar set of pics on Eros a few weeks back. Realized that it was Angeline who used to be with Nice Sense / Elite Models. I had seen her then a couple of times. Nice girl from Spain who is easy to talk to and knows how to put on an act (or maybe I am too skeptical to believe the moans and facial expressions).

After re-introduction via phone and text, I ended up at a familiar hotel in the Tysons area. She was pleasantly surprised to see me and did not realize that it was me on the phone. Dressed up in a sexy body-hugging dress with dark make up around the eyes, she looked the same. She has looks of a model and reminded me of a Spanish model (and I told her so). After a quick hug, I jumped into the shower. Came back and we started with DFK. There was not enough tongue action which left me wanting more. Anyway, we moved on to getting the clothes off and then me going down on a very clean space down there. She moaned and enjoyed. I took the liberty of rimming a very clean as* and she loved that even more. I enjoyed my time down there with one finger in her pu**why. She would not entertain a second ☹.

She returned the favor with a decent BJ and then we moved to MISH. I asked her that I wanted her to cum and enjoy herself as well. She told me to wait and got herself a vibrator from our box of toys (she also offers domination packages) 😊.

With me inside her, she started applying the vibrator (after covering it with a condom) to her and she got a climax with a devilish smile that I love. We moved to CG and I could not last much longer either.

We laid next to each other and chatted about general things. I thought about round time but did not approach it with her (maybe next time) . Her English is perfect and that to me is very important. I do not want to be using Google translator (no matter how fake their boobs are).

Overall a good time and I would repeat. Too bad she isn't here that often. Type in "Angy" on Eros and you will get all her details.

[MrHobby]

Did you or anyone for that matter get a mass text today from the number that belongs to the Fort Dr location in Centreville? I found it a bit odd and did not respond, though the number matches an ad for Fort Dr just posted today.

I did not. What did the text say?

[Gorbot]

So I had a dream the other night. I was able to convince a certain provider that is mentioned on many posts here to go out on a date with me for several hours. Although I spent a good $$ on the date, I did not end up donating a penny to her. Then I had another dream the next day where BBFS happened as well as other GFE actions happened without me asking. This isn't common, right?

I do it all the time and take them home. Its great, but my wife and kids think its pretty strange. Haha. Ok, honestly. It has been uncommon for me, but I try frequently and it has played out twice (diff providers) in the last 6 months. I have only tried at an AMP and don't think I could make it happen with a straight up escort the way I make my attempt. I try any time the vibe seems good, but know it will almost always not work out. But why not try? I usually chat up a conversation with the masseuse and if she is from out of town I offer to take her to see the monuments. I find out what she likes to eat and offer a few options if she wants to go out and eat. Many are here only for a few weeks and most have not been down to the National Mall, etc so I offer to get a few pics for her (private) social media page or whatever. I find out what time or day would work best for her, and that is what I offer. Once, I picked up a AMP lady at 10:30 (AMP closed at 10). The mamason was not surprised at all, so maybe the girls get out with the John's more often than we think. We went to the Capital and a few other stops for pics. I was planning to take her back to the AMP and that would be all, but she asked where I lived, and from that point we were headed to my place for drinks and some banging. She had to be back by 8:00 am, so we woke up by alarm clock the dreadful ol' way I would with a GF or wife. But we had time for a quickie. I handed her $100. She wanted nothing, and she politely refused it but it wasn't hard to get her to change her mind and accept it. Another successful attempt, I arranged to pick up a lady form a different AMP around 11 am on her day off. We did the monuments, ate at a steak place (her choice but it wasn't extravagant), came home for daylight sex. Not sure what else we did (besides more drinking and more fucking) but she spent the night and I took her back before her shift the next morning. I think I offered her some about $100 in mixed bills and she accepted it without counting it, put it in her purse and gave me a genuine thank you kiss. I had a repeat with lady #2 a week before she was leaving town and she wanted to go shoe shopping. I paid for the shoes (one pair and not pricey) and got all the sex I could handle for the afternoon and night. I wouldn't except it to work with a lady that is not within my league if we were in a regular office or normal life situation. If you take the cash out of the mix, its doubtful that your average smokin' hot young babe wants to spend a day or night hanging out with me, unless I am a smokin' hot dude (I'm not). Also, it only worked because we both seemed to have an honest interest in talking about life and where we are from and other things (even through google translate wasn't that bad). One also enjoyed getting high with some 420 that she provided (not my thing but not opposed). They both seemed to just be happy and relax, and I provided whatever they wanted to eat and drink. I paid in some form each time, but it was my choice. Also, you need to get her private cell number to coordinate, or you might show up and find out her plans have changed (might not even be her fault). I stay in touch with one of them but it looks like she will not be back here again.

Please learn to organize your posts into paragraphs.

Thanks,

A2

[GilBang]

TOFTT and visited Lily's replacement, Kila. She is in the same hotel on Fort Dr in Centerville as Lily, but on a different floor. My first observation was her looks, she is very pretty. The language barrier immediately came but unlike Lily, Kila doesn't use a translator; hooray for charades. Unclothed, then into the shower for a thorough scrubbing, front and back. As I dried, she stripped, and the body is wonderful. I grabbed two handfuls of a firm buttocks. We go to the bed, and it's all downhill from there.

She worked at getting the little man up, but was mic shy. She then tries to put on a wrapper and I protest. She starts pointing to the back of her mouth. After a minute or so, she produces a piece of paper saying, "bleeding gums"; BBBJ off the table. I bend her over the bed and started DATY / DATA, and she is totally phoning it in. She's hoping to do BBHJs for her visitors. I roll her over and she lays there with a deadpan look on her face. This isn't worth it, I remove the wrapper and finish myself.

She tries to give me a massage, which I waved off. I pull out Google translate and tell her, "You are pretty, but you have the wrong attitude for this work". I dress and leave. I text her handler, convey my disappointment and was told, "Sorry".

Highly recommend everyone avoid until someone better arrives.

Happy hunting!

Did you or anyone for that matter get a mass text today from the number that belongs to the Fort Dr location in Centreville? I found it a bit odd and did not respond, though the number matches an ad for Fort Dr just posted today.

[MrHobby]

TOFTT and visited Lily's replacement, Kila. She is in the same hotel on Fort Dr in Centerville as Lily, but on a different floor. My first observation was her looks, she is very pretty. The language barrier immediately came but unlike Lily, Kila doesn't use a translator; hooray for charades. Unclothed, then into the shower for a thorough scrubbing, front and back. As I dried, she stripped, and the body is wonderful. I grabbed two handfuls of a firm buttocks. We go to the bed, and it's all downhill from there.

She worked at getting the little man up, but was mic shy. She then tries to put on a wrapper and I protest. She starts pointing to the back of her mouth. After a minute or so, she produces a piece of paper saying, "bleeding gums"; BBBJ off the table. I bend her over the bed and started DATY / DATA, and she is totally phoning it in. She's hoping to do BBHJs for her visitors. I roll her over and she lays there with a deadpan look on her face. This isn't worth it, I remove the wrapper and finish myself.

She tries to give me a massage, which I waved off. I pull out Google translate and tell her, "You are pretty, but you have the wrong attitude for this work". I dress and leave. I text her handler, convey my disappointment and was told, "Sorry".

Highly recommend everyone avoid until someone better arrives.

Happy hunting!

[Dmv Lurker]

I spent the past week or so reading the back and forth between fellow citizens, who I must say have provided me with great information and I am forever grateful.

As a lurker who doesn't post, I felt I would chime in after having "lunch" with the Asian Gem. She is what most of the reviews have said. Very attractive and accommodating. I asked to meet nearby for a M&G. Call me old fashioned but I like to have an out if she isn't as expected.

That meeting was rather short as she didn't disappoint at all. Better than expected, dressed very casual and great personality.

Her condo is in a nice secure building. I prefer parking garages and there is one across the street. Her actual apartment is really nice, offered a drink which I declined because I had mine from the coffee shop she suggested that we meet. Very good conversation before she suggested we go relax. A great room, clean, I am a snob for that.

As we laid there for a minute I leaned in for a kiss which began a complete GFE, w / plenty of dfk, great body. Eventually I enjoyed daty and she proceeded with a BBBJ that was at the top. Those eyes, her young looks, all added to it.

Cfs followed with her riding me and I requested to finish in her mouth which she enthusiastically complied with.

A few more minutes (maybe longer, I am not 25 anymore) I was stroking myself some and when I was at full attention she asked if she could take care of that which she did.

All in all it was really a great experience. I will return and like the virgin guy said you can PM me but I might not reply right away as I lurk most of the time.

Thanks for the reviews citizens. Keep it up and thanks Chipsahoy. I am a pleased man.

[FpSoccer69]

From what I can tell the guy spent $200 on dinner and hanging out and then the next day had a lot of fun with the woman. It sounds like one of those SA dating arrangements.

The real test to see if he turned the escort is if the guy can get the pussy etc. , without paying anything at all and I doubt that's going to happen but good luck to him.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

I'm sorry for my ignorance but what "SA" means??

[WalterKovacs]

I didn't give my drivers license, but the process is pretty long. That said, I was expected a very elite selection of ladies and that is NOT what I see. These girls in the pics are all Hispanic and not very hot. I'm not into Hispanic girls, but if I was Touring Girls seem to be so much hotter. Brazilian is OK, esp in a pinch.

Keep in mind this is all personal preference and my sexual chemistry, and nothing to do with culture. I really just got get into Hispanic or black chics, and only Asian sometimes.

I thought Elite was Russian or Euro chics?

Has anyone used Travelling Brazilians? If real, those girls are smoking hot.

What about https://ssccproviders.escortbook.com/? More S American chics that look pretty good, but no reviews or face pics.

I don't agree LOL.

[MangoBalls78]

Has anyone seen Stellar from AG? I haven appointment scheduled this Friday. Will update after the deed is done.

[SuperJimmyC]

From what I can tell the guy spent $200 on dinner and hanging out and then the next day had a lot of fun with the woman. It sounds like one of those SA dating arrangements.

The real test to see if he turned the escort is if the guy can get the pussy etc. , without paying anything at all and I doubt that's going to happen but good luck to him.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Seems to me you guys are being overly dismissive of a legitimate newbie question. (newbie to the board at least, maybe to the hobby.) Dude says he's getting it without paying. Started out in pay-to-play mode but seems to have moved quickly to dating mode.

Is it unusual? Yes. Does it happen? Yes. You're in uncharted waters with this particular girl, and most people here would say dangerous waters. But hey, don't expect good dating advice from a monger board. Just go with your instincts.

[AcesChris]

He said it was a dream! Anyway, enjoy these occurrences, just don't expect them and you will be fine.

Thanks guys. I'll just creep from afar now.

[BooMomg]

He said it was a dream! Anyway, enjoy these occurrences, just don't expect them and you will be fine.

Her body type is a natural curve body a bit exotic If you are looking for a tiny and compact she is far from The picture is very accurate.

[JasonCuse]

Well I posted before but it was deleted because I wasn't sensitive the the posters feelings. [Deleted by Admin]

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Why do douchebags like you always want to blame other people? I'm the only person who say the first bit of stupidity you posted and my feelings weren't hurt. I threw that flag, and not this flag because you're being an asshole on the review thread not because you hurt somebodies feelings.

There is a fight thread, if you want to be an asshole then learn to use it.

A2

[JasonCuse]

Seems to me you guys are being overly dismissive of a legitimate newbie question. (newbie to the board at least, maybe to the hobby.) Dude says he's getting it without paying. Started out in pay-to-play mode but seems to have moved quickly to dating mode.

Is it unusual? Yes. Does it happen? Yes. You're in uncharted waters with this particular girl, and most people here would say dangerous waters. But hey, don't expect good dating advice from a monger board. Just go with your instincts.

He said it was a dream! Anyway, enjoy these occurrences, just don't expect them and you will be fine.