Strip Club Reports

[SidePocket]

Could you guys give me any info and opinions you have about Moon. The club may be for sale and my company is interested but there are some things slowing us down.

Would love to hear your opinions of location, facilities, and employees.

Thanks in advance.

I rarely go there because I'd rather go to 1320 and not have to pay a cover charge and not feel like I have to tip the bathroom attendant for watching me pee. Also, the lap dances are too expensive there. The stage lighting is very bad for the dancers, it shows EVERY flaw, and let's face it, not too many "flawless" girls end up dancing in Virginia. The "flawless" ones would go across the bridge to DC.

[SkinJr]

Could you guys give me any info and opinions you have about Moon. The club may be for sale and my company is interested but there are some things slowing us down.

Would love to hear your opinions of location, facilities, and employees.

Thanks in advance.

[Novaaa]

The smoking section is a nice feature of the place. Quite happy with how clean the place was as well. The wait staff is pleasant, and will maintain chatter if so desired, and if they're not horrendously busy. Same goes for. Some of the girls.

The Russian / Eastern European girls tend to be fairly attractive, but they have their established sugar daddies.

There are some oddities in the line-up, but the girls are generally pretty enough. Almost all of the dancers know how to work the pole, but there are some stand-outs. After sets, they walk the floor to collect tips, and will sit and make conversation if you seem friendly / rich enough.

Private dances are supposed to be no touch, but we all know, YMMV. Some very nice grind / tease sessions, and sometimes there are better visuals, but nothing to report back on other things. The curtains are very thin and see-through, so that's probably one of the more obvious reasons. . 2 per 5 min.

It's a pasties and no liquor joint. Beer runs about 7-8 dollars.

The food is great, and affordable. Actually eat the food.

Parking at the location itself sucks, but the banks have parking and don't enforce after work hours.

[TokyoTony]

Hmm, nobody reports anything here any more?

Went to this place last Thur after work, not even an open sign from outside!

This place has been remodeled since my last visited. The bar moved to the side.

The girls are actually pretty and young; beer is about $7, no cover as usual.

Yeah, I actually like this place better than the Moon during lunch time. Have a few hotties, one that looks like Minka Kelly, and have a lot better food than the Moon as well as draft beer. Not 100 percent anymore, but there are some New Orleans style dances now.

Don't think there is take out so just enjoy a drink and the tang.

[JayHunt]

Hmm, nobody reports anything here any more?

Went to this place last Thur after work, not even an open sign from outside!

This place has been remodeled since my last visited. The bar moved to the side.

The girls are actually pretty and young; beer is about $7, no cover as usual.

[Captn Stubbing]

Go to places like players club or gold club in bmore for full nude and decent millage laps. VA is a waste of money. I would rather spend my 150 on a BP girls who I will see nude then the pasties / no touching bs in VA.

[DcFishMonger]

Steaks and Pasties still sounds pretty good!

You're really better off going up to the strip in Baltimore for strip clubs. WV isn't too bad either if you're looking for more than pretty much PG pasties and thongs. Honestly I've seen more at the clubs and local parties than any VA skin joint. The 2 places in Springfield are ok if all you really want is some girls dancing around as you have some drinks and same goes for the place in Arlington.

[AznVrep]

Springfield and Arlington are pasties over nipples and thongs. Some are nice looking and most are average. The total nude is all over DC. If you want total nudity and extras then visit the DC forum. You won't get much from NoVa other than a conversation, a decent steak lunch / dinner, and some dances for a buck

Steaks and Pasties still sounds pretty good!

[JayHunt]

Went to this place on a early afternoon. 2pm.

4 5 guys in there. A sugar Daddy sit very close to the stage, the girls kind of doing private dance to him, more like watching a show of the girl and the sugar daddy.

The girls actually are very pretty. 4 of them in 4o minutes.

They all come down and said thank you, but did not even give me a chance to tip, then went to THE daddy.

I actually enjoy it, got to see the pretty ladies, but save some $$.

[LatinaLover77]

No sense in encouraging this guy to post more. Just ignore him. After he commented on my post I looked at his status and reports and noticed that all he does is make negative comments about others. He gave 1 report and it was probably made up. He needs to spend more time sharing intel and less time bitching.

[Bunker Buster]

My first or second post was a report, so be a good fellow and go pound sand.

It's pathetic that this clown is on the path to senior status with one review and 19 snippy comments on others' contributions.

[EnjoyYourMeal]

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[JayHunt]

So I was bored and in the area during lunch time. $5 to enter and that includes a free lunch item. Any sandwhich or chicken pasta or appetizer. The items range about $5-$9 so the cost makes up for the entry fee. The drinks are way too much. A soda is $6 for a small bottle, $7 beer bottle, $6 water.

Girls- about 9 working. A little sad with the selection. One girl was sexy. A latina named Scarlett. I didn't take her to the back because it costs $60 for the backroom which is way too much for a pasty place. Champagne room is $500. WTF? $5 table dance is worth it. At least you get it up close and personal. Expect the girl to sit down with you and chat you up.

I wish VA would just allow total nudity. Looking at a woman wearing a bikini bottom and pasty is just sad and completely wrong. I was just too damn lazy to drive the additional 20 minutes to Camelotts in DC or any other strip club.

Total money spent: $5 entry, dances at table $20, Tips $15, drinks $30 = $70

I should just stick to BP and give Gya or Brenda a try.

Someone had mentioned that he got FS from the girl working that. Wish I know who to ask.

[DeuceSlim]

Those who can, do. Those who can't, sit on the sidelines and ***** about the guys on the field.

TSTL = Too Stupid To Live.

What gives you the balls to insult someone else's misspelling?

We're still waiting for reports and recommendations from you, rather than critique and commentary on others' outings and expenditures.

[Bunker Buster]

Welcome to the late 20th century. Those are normal strip club prices and you would have spent more at "Camelotts". TSTL.

TSTL = Too Stupid To Live.

What gives you the balls to insult someone else's misspelling?

We're still waiting for reports and recommendations from you, rather than critique and commentary on others' outings and expenditures.