Massage Parlor Reports

[RustyMuffler]

Not all AMPs; a mixture of indies and spas.

https://dc.rubratings.com

Ok guys I need a bit of help.

I have been out of the game a few months and for the life of me I cannot find ads for AMPs in the area. I have tried BedP and STG but seems most are escorts or fake ads. Please help me in finding ads for AMPs.

Thanks.

[Fred86]

I decided its been a few months. New year, maybe new girls.

Called ahead and asked for a 1 hour.

Walked in and greeted by mamasan who didn't seem to realize I had called ahead.

Butterface girl walks in, probably mid 40's.

Good TS, nice attention.

30 min of massaging was decent.

After the flip she asks what I want and says a NOVA is. 6.

I tell her I only have. 4 with me and she gets all huffy and does a very mechanical finish and says she's done.

That's 30 min when I paid for an hour.

I mention this to her and she gets all pissed.

Doesn't take my money and kicks me out.

All in all, 30 min decent massage with a free NOVS finish.

As convenient as the place is, I am definitely not going back.

Door is nondescript with a door bell as you would expect.

After ringing the bell a woman in her mid 30's (she goes by the name chanelle) with a rockin body opens the door. I can't help but appreciate her lace dress that leaves little to the imagination.

She ushers me in and asks if I want a shower to which I say of course.

Good TS with attention to all the right places. After the shower she takes me back to the room and gives me the most half assed massage. Plenty of teasing, but not much pressure.

She asks what I want and implies that the menu is open to negotiations. I only brought enough for a nova finish, standard rate..

[CoolWays]

Ok guys I need a bit of help.

I have been out of the game a few months and for the life of me I cannot find ads for AMPs in the area. I have tried BedP and STG but seems most are escorts or fake ads. Please help me in finding ads for AMPs.

Thanks.

[OhioRich]

This no-name place runs out of a house in C'ville. Just search for "older" in nova. Bedpage / massage. Ad says several options available but I only enquired about massage. First response was $1. 5/30 min, $2/ hr. I was like 'I'm just looking for a massage -how about $1. 5 for 90? We went back and forth for a few times and I just kept repeating myself until she then offered $160/ hr. Higher than a standard NoVA but I'm a bit of a perv for older providers. And, when an ad says "Attractive Older Asian" it usually means we have ancient hags so don't be disappointed at the septuagenarian who opens the door. I'm all in!

So I cruise out to horse country wasn't that far actually- park in the front yard and ring the bell. You know how these ads for Asian places are always a crap shoot and nothing like what the providers are really like? Older Asian? The door opens and this gorgeous, tits on a stick 20 something opens the door. Her name is Minh. She has long, thick jet black hair. She has a perfect figure, perfect C cups, tight backside, she is right out of a fashion mag. She has a big welcoming smile and. Her teeth. Her dad had to be a dentist and her mom an orthodontist. The most perfect teeth I've ever seen on a human being; she should be selling tooth paste for Crest. They were 100% natural and perfect. (And if they weren't natural then they cost 10 x what her very perfect up-top cost.) Damn these places. You are looking for a young filly and you get a retired person supplementing their income. I'm personally more at ease with someone closer to me in age (50++) and here I get a super model who looks like she's younger than my daughter. It really was her picture in the ad. You just can't win in this business.

So, if you want a youngster and get a grandma you can leave. But what am I going to do? Complain the provider isn't 40 years older? So in I go. Later on she tells me she is 38 but she sure does look like 23. Since I told her I was hoping for someone "a little older" I really think she upped her age for me.

Her English is very good. And, she has a great attitude. I get undressed and lay down on the table; she comes back and asks hard or soft. I say soft and she is quick to oblige they always are; a soft massage is easier on their hands / back then having to do a hard one. And this woman knows how to do a soft touch massage. Most providers, when you ask for soft they just run their hands over your skin haphazardly & totally clueless. But I've seen this before. Like another provider I once had I'm sure this one was trained by a senior mamasan in NY: "you do this, men like this, they give you good tip you do like this". She used the tips of her fingers & nails and went all around my carriage and it was totally electric. Hell f-ing yeah. I told her I'm an older guy (obviously) and I need more time to get the blood flowing so I wanted her to do the same on the front. The edging effect (or is it affect, I always get them mixed up) provided me with the best standard NoVA I've had in long while; all the while I got to look at and converse with this beautiful, young woman with a perfect smile and a great attitude. To each his own but I'm a massage guy. Why bother with other options when you can get the best edging massage & finish in the area?

At some point during our conversation I asked her if she was OK with the massage work and she said no problem, she was OK with it and you could tell that she was. Like a nurse, her job is to look at naked butts; what's wrong with that? Add this woman to my short list of the few massage providers, a couple of girl-friends and 1 ex-wife who are understanding and accommodating of what a man needs, who don't have a problem with providing it and are rewarded well for it. (For what I paid in alimony I could have had a massage a day for over 10 years.) This lady said she rotated in and out every two weeks. I'm sure she'll make her 100 K in no time and move on. People like her get repeat clients. I have to drive up here from the 804 but I'll repeat every couple of weeks till she's gone (I've already repeated once; it was an instant replay).

[Mandane]

There are over 15 reviews on Rub Maps, though they ended in 2015, that all say it's strictly legit. Many had your same optimistic attitude going in.

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com

[NyHornet]

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com

They have lots of extras Hot Stones, Aromatherapy, Cupping, etc. Part of a three place chain. I'm thinking not, but one sure way to find out. Go in and get a massage and find out. Open until 10, so go late and see.

[Fred86]

Don't know if there are extras.

They give a damn fine massage though.

At least they did 5 years ago.

I always thought thr place was legit, let us know if there are extras, I might be tempted to go back.

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com

[OldManInVa]

I made another visit here today. The location is at the back of a business park with lots of parking. The outside door is shared with another business (plausible deniability) and typical double door after you enter from the outside. The provider (did not get name) was probably Mid- 30's to early 40's, attractive, taller, thin, with probably D bolt ons. The TS was busy so I opted for the massage first to be followed by the TS at the end. The massage was very good with moderate amounts of oil and long, firm strokes. She allowed for lots of roaming (OTC and UTC after flip). There was no discussion of tip during the entire session. She had a playful attitude and a nice soft touch. The TS to follow was thorough but not overly playful since we already took care of business shortly before. I am bad about not getting names.

This AMP is pretty close to work, will likely repeat more often than I should.

Old Man.

[Tophat31]

Anyone ever go to this place in Ballston? I walk buy it all the time and I went in to get pricing and I got a good vibe that there may be extras but haven't took the plunge and I can't find any reports.

https://www.novatherapeuticmassage.com

[SuperJimmyC]

From what I hear its almost impossible to get FS at a normal MPs in NVA and only HJs but if you hook up with someone at one of those private locations the chance of FS increases dramatically.

I hear you cause I used to do the MP thing myself but like you I determined I'll get better bang for my buck with escorts but from what I've been reading its a lot easier to get FS at an MP over here in Maryland. BTW, over here in MD and in NVA decent looking escorts can be found for $100-$120/ HH.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Nowadays, I only go to AMP if they have good massage. If you aim for standard NOVA finish or extra, I feel it's really not worth it go through AMP. With house fee and tip and negotiation, you can only a HJ from older providers and FS almost never happen. With escort, FS is basically a given with almost same amount of money. Also with some agencies, you can consistently get young and fit "models".

[Kurt Honn]

I'm still planning on visiting later this month and would love to check out some non-Asian talent. Any advice / recommendations that can be provided about Edens / Blue Gems or independents would be greatly appreciated. I'm happy to trade info about the Roanoke area AMPs if anybody needs such information.

Well, the three major long-standing places like this in the area are Eden's Models http://www.edenmodelsva.com/gallery/, Blue Gems http://bluegems.com/the-ladies/, and Secret Temptation http://www.secrettemptation.com/page4.html.

All have locations in the general Tyson's Corner area, but Eden's also hosts their current traveling model in the DC area. All of them are "safe" areas crime-wise. I'd rank the Eden's DC location as the nicest followed by the ST Tyson's location and then the rest.

The prices are fairly similar and you can judge the looks from the web site. My favorite is ST and that is also where I have received the best service, but that may be a question of cause and effect. People have different preferences, but I have never been disappointed on a visit to any of them.

As for your other observation, my experience suggests that it translates to NoVA.

Hope this is helpful!

[Ted Williams]

I have been out of town for a long while and have recently found myself with some much needed free time. Went to res tin at roger pork number six where I was also greeted by Cindy. Easy access, plenty of parking, standard two door set up, with rooms up the stairs. She is actually attractive older lady in late 40's with fake C / D bolt ons and slim figure. She was dressed in tight dress and took me upstairs for one hour of fun. TS was nice and clean with warm water on a cold day. Room was a bit chilly but she brightened it with a nice smile and warm towel. She was very talkative almost to a point of too much talk as I was just searching for some relaxing massage. She seemed to be concerned about who I had seen and how my experience was and yada yada yada. Pretty decent pressure and massage but on the flip the only down side to Cindy is there is a lot of negotiation and it seems to kill the vibe for me. I have had others like Lily and a bigger lady who is more rotund, younger offer the same service with less of this hassle. Cindy was fine but if you like more than standard NOVA then be prepared for the car salesman is all I would say. In fairness there was a full hour for the massage and bottle of water offered. She does seem to like to talk so if you don't like that this might not be your cup of tea.

Have a good day.

[SexAddict96]

Went to AW a couple times and both times drew June, I think. She is average looking late 30's, early 40's and average body with little tummy. Massage was OK but not much pressure. There are some upgrades available beyond nova and the second time she provided little more. However, both times were rather uninspirational so probably will not repeat.

[HighTemp]

The one on Mathis.

The rooms do not go to the ceiling and the door is a curtain.

Nowadays, I only go to AMP if they have good massage. If you aim for standard NOVA finish or extra, I feel it's really not worth it go through AMP. With house fee and tip and negotiation, you can only a HJ from older providers and FS almost never happen. With escort, FS is basically a given with almost same amount of money. Also with some agencies, you can consistently get young and fit "models".

[NyHornet]

The one on Mathis.

The rooms do not go to the ceiling and the door is a curtain.

I used to go there regularly to see a pretty mid twenties lady named Lily, but she moved to a place outside of Frederick, MD 2-3 years ago. Her massage was only therapeutic but she was very good and a sweet girl.

I did get lucky with a HE the last time I was there, from an attractive older lady, but that was the only time. The boss was off that day, so. Anyway, haven't been back, so don't know if that lady is still there?

I've only been to the one on Surveyor once, from an older, large lady. While I left happy, I don't plan to return.