Massage Parlor Reports

**WalkerC** · 12-02-23 12:19

Originally Posted by Balistk1970 [View Original Post]

I've been visiting Tara every few weeks over the past year or so and she's a gem. We always have a great conversation as she speaks very good English, she shows me photos of what she's been up to, and she has fed me a few times. Not only does she give great massages, but I've gotten haircuts and pedicures from her as well. Setting up appointments is easy, and she's in an easy location to find. One of the best in the DMV for sure.

I have not seen Tara in probably 2 years, mostly because we just can't get our schedules lined up. Reports are that she has dropped a few pounds? True?

**FourNick8** · 12-02-23 11:06

WCS is a condition I have where my blood pressure spikes whenever I visit a hospital. Last week I had a routine visit with my Dr and felt this coming on. I love my Dr, she's a Vietnamese spinner MILF, but can't stand her bitching about my BP. This time I stopped by TK Nails before my visit to see Kim.

Normally I engage Kim with a little ass rubbing and get her to talk about her family while I watch her left hand (with that big rock on her third finger) stroke me while her right hand rubs my balls. Today the object was to relax so I just laid face down and told her my ass hurts from sitting. She knows those code words and gave me a 30 minute light PM and milking session while I closed my eyes and dreamed happy thoughts. After release I asked Tina where she learned such technique, knowing there are hundreds of TicToc's in Saigon where this level of service runs about 20 USD. She told me she came to the US in 1990 and got her first job in a Viet nail shop (Thank you Melanie Griffith's mom) and it was old white American dudes that taught her this craft. Guess I am just carrying on the tradition.

Well, this did the trick. At the visit my BP was normal. During the exam I still a semi-boner from Tina and told the Doc I had been lifting heavy again and was concerned about a hernia. She must have noticed the twinkle in my eye as I ask about this every visit so this time she didn't even put on a glove before reaching down my unzipped pants to check it out. She even complimented me on my recent Brazilian. Mission accomplished.

"the ground's a long way down but I need more".

**DogBert25** · 12-01-23 23:30

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I'm going to be coming back to town for work and staying in Ballston in a couple months. I won't have a car, curious if there any recommendations for places with walking distance? I'm eyeing Retreat, it's a little less than 2 miles. Nothing in that area has recent reviews on RM, which is why I'm asking here. Please feel free to PM.

Won't be until early Feb, but I will report on any places I hit. Unless someone DMs me something good and asks me specifically not to.

About a mile west of Ballston is a place on Wilson Blvd, cross Street Jefferson St. The name keeps changing every week, it seems, but the maps show it as "Relaxation Center. " Normally I would not recommend it since it is a mediocre place, but it gets the job done, and it is within walking distance (or you can take a bus along Wilson that runs frequently). Ther is also a Capital Bikeshare station across the street.

**YellowBeard22** · 12-01-23 21:52

Originally Posted by Royals1973 [View Original Post]

I found out why Coco does the TS and then leaves for the massage and comes back for L1. She has an arm injury. So if you want a good massage at Rte 1, need to choose Mimi. If you want an L1 and a great TS, then choose Coco. Just know, you may end up with the mamasan to massage you if you go with Coco. She's very nice but very old and is more like a mother figure (not a MILF).

Gave it a shot today and Coco was busy so went with Cici. As stated, very playful with the junk. That was about it. Not much of a massage, laid her down and went for the midsection and lower. She kept saying ouch or a shriek. She wasn't interested. She's cute and looks good. Another concerning thing is she had BO. I'm hoping she just didn't have a shower since I got there very early in the day. She was since, English was not good, but I left disappointed.

Coco in the next room was putting in work and made the 10:15 am appt very happy.

**Balistk1970** · 12-01-23 17:51

I've been visiting Tara every few weeks over the past year or so and she's a gem. We always have a great conversation as she speaks very good English, she shows me photos of what she's been up to, and she has fed me a few times. Not only does she give great massages, but I've gotten haircuts and pedicures from her as well. Setting up appointments is easy, and she's in an easy location to find. One of the best in the DMV for sure.

**PuntaJaco43** · 12-01-23 17:36

Today on this dreary rainy afternoon after a stressful work week I enjoyed one of the most relaxing times I have had in a long while. Although the fair at May Wellness can be considered "Lite", IMHO, that's all you need sometimes. This place has been my "go to" spa for almost an entire year. Never happened before, usually after a few visits I move on to another wellness center and to a new provider. I still visit more infamous massage parlors as described in my prior review but there is a lot to be said about being a regular at a business that continually provides a good experience, allowing for the house rules to be bent somewhat--never broken, but then YMMV.

Cindy is a delightful 32-year-old gal with a petite slender but muscular body; she is as tight as a snare drum. Today she started off with a good back rub and after about 15 minutes we decided to make up for lost time. After the festivities ended, she continued with a great upper thigh and lower leg massage while I watched and engaged her in a great conversation about life and all that it has to offer; it was a therapy session! One great woman.

Now don't forget Cherrie. I have reviewed her in the past and I consider her my ATF, but she is totally a different creature, a dissimilar but engaging personality. Then of course you have Sunny. Nicole tells me that she is due to return at the end of December. Nicole may try to run 3 girls at a time instead of the two she currently works with. I welcome that; having three young and very attractive woman would complete the pie. I could see myself visiting twice a week if the budget allowed. (Is anyone else having massage parlor budget problems? Money is out the door, and it's easy to see why; good discussion for the "General Topics" section.).

Anyhow truly my favorite place and a lot of the credit goes to Nicole for putting all this together and running a clean and respectful, fun place of business which furthers my hobby.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

**Tophat31** · 12-01-23 15:13

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I'm going to be coming back to town for work and staying in Ballston in a couple months. I won't have a car, curious if there any recommendations for places with walking distance? I'm eyeing Retreat, it's a little less than 2 miles. Nothing in that area has recent reviews on RM, which is why I'm asking here. Please feel free to PM.

Won't be until early Feb, but I will report on any places I hit. Unless someone DMs me something good and asks me specifically not to.

There is nothing in Ballsron. Tried every place and it's legit. You are going to have to take the metro train to Tysons for the independent Thai providers.

**Ripley0404** · 12-01-23 13:38

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Herndon: There's a girl who operates out of a Sterling plaza who I had mistakenly thought was another Haydee shill but turns out she's a busty Brazilian vixen who shares the name with a state that begins with the letter L. She told me not to make a review and to keep things on the DL and I respect her wishes. She provides some legitimate services like waxing in addition to massage as a licensed esthetician. A good visit you can PM me for details.

PM'd about Herndon / Sterling Brazilian. Would love details. Anyone else happen to know who she is? Thanks.

**Eddie223** · 12-01-23 12:15

Hi guys,

I'm going to be coming back to town for work and staying in Ballston in a couple months. I won't have a car, curious if there any recommendations for places with walking distance? I'm eyeing Retreat, it's a little less than 2 miles. Nothing in that area has recent reviews on RM, which is why I'm asking here. Please feel free to PM.

Won't be until early Feb, but I will report on any places I hit. Unless someone DMs me something good and asks me specifically not to.

**Member #6553** · 12-01-23 07:32

I found out why Coco does the TS and then leaves for the massage and comes back for L1. She has an arm injury. So if you want a good massage at Rte 1, need to choose Mimi. If you want an L1 and a great TS, then choose Coco. Just know, you may end up with the mamasan to massage you if you go with Coco. She's very nice but very old and is more like a mother figure (not a MILF).

**Abba91** · 11-30-23 21:15

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Saw you were active today and sent you a PM.

Sent you PM.

**PilotAviator** · 11-30-23 19:19

Thanks to Tom McAn, DisMan6, FourNick8, and others who sent PMs. Appreciated the gently shared information.
When “talking around” a “sensitive subject,” is SOP, the language of gardening, dreams, and space-orbital mechanics seems an odd-grouping, but it can at times communicate with a bit of style (and at times, confusion).

Always be nice to the ladies
PA

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

If my memory serves me correctly L1 refers to a HJ, L2 refers to a BJ, and L3 refers to FS.

**FourNick8** · 11-30-23 18:01

Saw you were active today and sent you a PM.

**AudacityFark** · 11-30-23 15:50

FH 70 bucks. Place is clean and staff was friendly. Allowed me to roam her body, no FIV or tits sucking, and tried to give a good massage for 25 minutes. Limited English but offset it with her nice cat bath skills.

**Rreemptivecum** · 11-30-23 15:45

Ruby wasn't a spinner but she looked pretty cute in her age. Pretty accommodated but also she had some limitations. Not too good not too bad experience.