Massage Parlor Reports

[Lioil]

Anyone know of any indian or middle eastern places? Thanks.

[Soco21]

Was looking around and saw an add for cherry and Jen. In my experiences so far up here these ladies can give some good standard Nova treatment with a little more personal charm. Don't get me wrong I do enjoy St VIP and RS but I have a different itch for this weekend? Some insight would be greatly appreciated!

Cherry.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa...a/9135028.html

Jen.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ce...a/6555602.html

[TopSpinner]

Who would you say is the most attractive provider you've seen that's still in the game?

My vote goes to Mint.

[NyHornet]

Sharon. She is the best.

Sharon is definitely awesome and a fav of mine, but I would have to vote for a Asian Meena, another Thai who I actually met at one of Sharon's previous locations.

[S Smith]

For those of us in the southern part of Northern Virginia or who don't mind a bit of a drive, Lily at Cicis Oriental massage in Fredericksburg has been worth a couple trips for me. She has a great set of natural D's, is younger (early 30's) and has a cute, bubbly personality to match. I start with a hour long appointment w / TS for. 7. Her massage is a very relaxing, rhythmic medium pressure style that almost puts me to sleep. Hard, Thai massage it is not but that's my preference. On the flip offered. 8 and pointed to my mouth, she agreed but that lasted all of 15 seconds before she finished with a great bouncy standard Nova. On my second trip tried again for a french lesson but she declined b / c of the oil, left. 5 after another nice jiggly Nova ending with lots of nursing. She's here until September.

[PomLovesThais]

Who would you say is the most attractive provider you've seen that's still in the game?

Sharon. She is the best.

[JackRyan1]

Stopped by spa sung to see my usual in nova and noticed additional staffing, only got a glimpse but reminded me of my friend in Dublin, the barmaid Tits McGee. There quite a sight to see. Anyone else visit?

[TheOuroboros]

1st post.

Uhhhh is that normal? Is it because it was my first time there? Any tactful way of bringing up the finish?

I find placing their hand on your erect staff is a polite and tactful way of bringing up a finish. LOL.

Worst case they jerk their hand away and yell at you. Best case you get a HE. It's a good way of debunking their concerns that you might be LEO.

[Tom McAn]

A year or so ago a terrific provider (went by Lena or Sophia) was busted and left the area. If she's back in the area please PM me with contact info. Thanks.

The last I heard she was working in South Florida, but I don't know if she's still there. It's too bad she left this area; I enjoyed my visit with her when she worked in Silver Spring.

[JohnStanton580]

Who would you say is the most attractive provider you've seen that's still in the game?

[OldManRose]

Could not find review so I TOFT.

So I did not get any feed back and decided to try Lily in Springfield. I was intrigued by the picture in the ads of the table shower. I like a good table shower.

My provider Kim was sweet maybe late 20's early 30's. First the Lux table shower is no different but a little older then most no different. Kim did a thorough wash touching and cleaning everything. Back in the room I told her my thighs and legs were sore from some steep hiking on vacation (true). She started on face down lack luster is generous. She did spend time on my legs and thighs with light brushing of sensitive spots. Then the light touch and flip some more work on thighs then the light touch. Asked what I want. I asked to massage her and she declined. So I asked for oral she was to expensive. As I just paid 4 less in Arlington. So I said take your cloths off and standard. She pulled and droped clothes not off and proceede with standard and about the same level as the massage. Will not repeat.

Her english is good.

[OldManRose]

Could not find review so I TOFT.

So I did not get any feed back and decided to try Lily in Springfield. I was intrigued by the picture in the ads of the table shower. I like a good table shower.

My provider Kim was sweet maybe late 20's early 30's. First the Lux table shower is no different but a little older then most no different. Kim did a thorough wash touching and cleaning everything. Back in the room I told her my thighs and legs were sore from some steep hiking on vacation (true). She started on face down lack luster is generous. She did spend time on my legs and thighs with light brushing of sensitive spots. Then the light touch and flip some more work on thighs then the light touch. Asked what I want. I asked to massage her and she declined. So I asked for oral she was to expensive. As I just paid 4 less in Arlington. So I said take your cloths off and standard. She pulled and droped clothes not off and proceede with standard and about the same level as the massage. Will not repeat.

[Frank Digitola]

I first started lurking here after tiring of sifting through old BP ads looking for providers that checked my ideal provider boxes only to be catfished. Unfortunately for us, those MTV hacks won't run to the defense of a brah who responds to an ad to visit an AMP full of young, tight, Korean spinners, only to be met by an unattractive, 56 year old smoker, whose stomach looks like balled up construction paper. Here though, you get reports from likeminded brahs who keep it real and as a byproduct of said reports, you stumble upon your tastes and develop a perpetual To Do list. I myself have a To Do list and I just checked off one of my entries, Norma.

One of my rules of this hobby is I usually don't seek out providers that I feel I can meet and woo outside of the hobby. As such, I hardly see non Asian providers as I can find plenty non Asian chicks during my club and bar trolling who have the moral depth of a plate of Cheerios. I was however intrigued when I heard Norma described as a thick, mature, big teddied, Latina who gave a CMT level massage. The fact that her entry fee was also only a benji proved to be enticing as well. I texted her and got my appointment.

Norma research had my expectations at seeing a woman who was an attractive, borderline abuela with big teddies that she may not let me see or fondle until visit 3 or 4. If anyone has seen Anny ads, I was anticipating a provider who looked like that except a little older, a little bigger boned and a little more conservative. I was however mistaken. I met Norma at her in call spot and was greeted by a cute, petite Latina with plump teddies who looked to be late 40's and who is maybe a size 6 dress. She greets me with a handshake which makes me cringe a bit inside as many a brah has described their experiences as ones that felt like a business transaction. I feel the handshake is the first sign that I am in for the same fate. After the handshake I'm then escorted up to to her serene oasis.

Upon entering the serene oasis I am told to strip to my preferred level of comfort and that she'll return. Before she leaves I hand her the requested hourly fee of a benji and then pregame tip her 4 Lin Manuels in hopes of a sweet flip. She leaves and as I undress I noticed that the serene oasis isn't really all that serene. Norma has Smooth Jazz 105.9 playing and pumped up pretty loudly. During my lurk there was a brah who reported a dud experience with a indy provider saying that he requests his providers allow him to play his own music selections during his sessions. Brah was denied by this particular provider and this apparently soured his experience. When I first read his report I couldn't wrap my head around how that was that big a deal. Then I began visiting one of my former favorite (and unfortunately now closed) spots, Diamond Spa in Camp Springs, MD and saw how music could potentially be a mood killer for some. This particular place would have WPGC blasting. I'm not sure if some of you brahs have a clue who Young Thug is, but I guarantee you probably wouldn't choose to have his jams as the soundtrack to your next tugger. While this didn't literally or figuratively deflate me on my visits to Diamond, it was noticeable. I say all that to aware you brahs that the music and volume are an ever present aspect of the ambiance of the Norma experience. Although I was unbothered by the volume, it was set to a level that required we raise our voices to hear one another and sometimes repeat ourselves as we communicated during the session. I was also slightly worried that during the pre flip tease, Quincy Jones would pop out and tickle my balls.

Norma returns and asked if I had any areas that needed special attention and for my strength preference. I told her that my neck and lower back were thrashed and that I wanted it strong. She begins and gives me a really good deep tissue massage. She has her certifications on display in the studio and her training is evident. She worked my problem areas with surgical precision and relaxed me totally. As she applied stronger pressure and worked problem areas, she encouraged me to speak up if the applied pressure became unbearable. I told her that she was free to whip my ass to her maximum capabilities, as I was sure I'd be fine. Some of my favorite honies have really put me through the ringer of ecstasy. While Norma did provide a great massage with strong deep tissue work, her massage is only a fraction of the strength of some of the other providers like Kiko, KK, Joanna at Garden and others. She for damn sure isn't anywhere close to Thai Lucy who recently gave me a massage so magnificently intense, that I thought she was wearing two Infinity Gauntlets. That's in no way a slight though. Her massage was strong and wonderful.

We chatted sporadically while the massage proceeded and I flirted a bit. She was pretty responsive and I made her laugh a few times. A pre pre flip began where she began a gentle push / glide from my traps to the small of my back, sending chills down my leg. This felt so good I groaned louder than the music. She said "I told you I had a magical touch. " I agreed with her. The pre flip tease begins and I then start to feel fingertips gently running all over my back. I peak over my shoulder. It's not Herbie Hancock. I am relieved. This proceeds for a few moments and then I'm flipped.

The moment I was most uncertain about has begun. Norma proceeds to massage the front and asks the "Would you like a release?" question. I'm not at Massage Envy baby, so I most certainly do. Now many of the brahs here have said that Norma's Hugh Jackman feels like just another part of the massage. This wasn't the case for me. While she wasn't looking me dead in the eyes, spitting on junior and moaning "Frankie Frankie give me your gravy. " she also didn't give me a generic kmp jackhammer tugger either. It was slow and sensual. I'd be willing to bet that for brahs who've only been to cookie cutter kmp's, Norma would probably give the best tugger they've had. I went for an otc grab of the teddies and she was cool. I then smile and ask if I can see. She smiles back and gives off a look conveying 5% reluctance, but pulls out the teddies nonetheless and lets me roam. I'm not going to lie, the teddies were very soft, but just okay, pendulous D's. For all of the brahs who reported that they couldn't get her teddies out, trust me when I say that that isn't a big deal. They're kinda big and natty, but not hall of famers. Norma was able to make me pop, she then cleaned me up and I got dressed. We say our farewells, hug and then I'm on my way. She invited me to come back and I will, I just can't tell you when that'll be.

Since a secondary reason for checking Norma off the To Do list was the hope of adding a provider to the Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame, and the fact that some of you brahs have mentioned my HOF, let me end this with the official list as it stands now. This is a list of my favorites but not a largest to smaller list.

1. Kiko (hands down favorite big teddies from my adventures. Since she's not that well known, visit at cestvrai_ on ig for an idea of her body. From the jaw down their bodies are identical. Kiko's teddies are a little bigger.).

2. Tara (legend in this game with majestic teddies. Second biggest of the HOFs).

3. Bella (her teddies are magnificent. Unfortunately you have a better chance of finding a smurf in your front yard than finding Bella at an AMP).

4. Vandara (older, but her teddies are still big and beautiful despite her absence of glow).

5. Thai Nikki (owner of the biggest teddies on this list).

Frankie.

[Calvin1]

Yeah brah. The fact that you were sent out of Garden tuggerless doesn't make any sense. If Joanna was who you saw (short, tight body, attractive, pretty smile, long curled hair, plump and round ass), then that's even more out of the ordinary. Also, I'm going to need you to clarify. Are they doing construction in Garden or they're doing work in the office park? I can't have one of my go to spots out of commission on me.

Frankie.

At frankie.

I'm pretty sure Joanna saw me although she said her name was Debby (LOL). Did I get friendzoned by an AMP? Lmao maybe she thought I only needed a massage because I told her I go to the gym across the street.

For construction, they are fixing the water underneath or something so they dug out underneath right below the front entrance.

They had two wooden bridges set up for you to walk from the sidewalk to the door. When I went (around 6 PM) they said they were going to take out the bridge in 10 min but then the main guy said we'll wait for you to finish up your session (hence the 30 min instead of 1 hr).

Apparently it's only going to be for this week. Don't think it'll be an issue after this week.

[Creeping]

So after reading the rave reviews of heading over the bridge to Emerald to meet young and lovely ladies for a massage with potentially superb extras. I hate to break some dissapointing news to you BUT I was far from impressed. The sure thing is getting Friction Stomp action! The downside is the 2 providers I met were old, like late 40's to mid 50's old.

Performance wise, massage sucked and the best part was the hot towel placed on my back and the larger bed used. Regarding the flip, Kay, my provider acted like she was on something. She acted extremely hyper, loud, and obnoxious. I hope YMMV is the case here. CBJ was a little painful, think of jabber jaws! I swear she thought my shit was a teriyaki stick! I had to pull her off so we could get into CG, reverse CG, and hot dawg to finish. Damage was. 7 for the house fee and she haggled 1. 4 for the friction stomping. I won't be repeating, too far of a commute for the same grannies I can get here in Nova with better performance. Best of luck to future visitors.

Creepin.