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07-15-19 10:38 #13427
Posts: 427Been here since '03
And this is what I noticed. It was still OK in '03 but jas gotten worse since about '11. Seems like these girls think we will pay for vintage when we are only getting OLD.
Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]
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07-15-19 10:30 #13426
Posts: 427I can
I can do home visits for females. Welcome to the group.
Originally Posted by ShyGirl1 [View Original Post]
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07-15-19 02:07 #13425
Posts: 130All we are is dust in the wind dude.
I love big teddies. Whenever I see one of the brahs here report on having an encounter with this love of mine, I become entranced and enticed. Despite even hearing mixed to unenthusiastic reports, the teddies still speak to me. This is especially the case if said teddies are huge and or natty. Enticement occurred recently when good ole GripNSip brah reported on his visit to 8303. I myself have reported on 8303 once before. It was a warning report telling the brahs here not to fall for the lure of cheap 4 hand at 8303 as I had seen both of the ladies who worked there. KiKi was the first. She's an older, thick, yet Sponge Bob not hourglass shaped lady with huge teddies who gave a massage that was a hair above average. She gave me an impoverished tugger and I was unable to pop despite stockpiling for days. The other was a woman whose name I didn't even retain whose performance was the exact opposite. Tugger was slightly above average and I popped, but the massage was just okay. Looks and body were just average older Chinese lady.
When I saw Grips report of a chubby chick with big teddies named Sun Dee, I became intrigued as big teddies and non spinner are my Bat-signals. This was however 8303 so there was a bit of apprehension. So I sent my normal apprehension PM. "Hey brah are the big teddies worth the trip?" To which Grip replied "This hobby is like playing PokMon. Sometimes. You got to catch them all. " Goddamn Socrates up in this bish. I'd be willing to bet my next paycheck that Grip wasn't sitting on marble steps wearing a toga, but he should've been. (Just as a quick side note, if you didn't read "Socrates" as "So-Crates" like Bill and Ted, you're really doing yourself a disservice. The bit was way funnier that way.) Moving on. I continue to read my PM and Grip goes on to say "Besides, they offer 4 hand for $60, you can try Sun Dee and have KiKi's big teds at the same time. " I wasn't reading that while sitting in a swamp staring at a little, green, big eared man thing, but I should've been. So now, I'm definitely going to 8303.
I arrive and am met by Unretained Name Lady. I tell her I want to try the new girl and KiKi in a 4 hand. She agreed and sends them in. Sun Dee is very cute, but she is chubby. Like chubby chubby. She does however have big teddies. KiKi has lost a little weight it seems but her teddies are still huge. The massage starts and roles are established. Sun Dee is the main attraction and KiKi is the accessory. Good. That's what I was hoping for and I hope this trend continues to the flip. Sun Dee actually commented that my back felt like twice baked hell (I'm paraphrasing) so she actually put in some serious elbow grease and propelled herself into the gold medalist at 8303. KiKi worked my legs and butt. The massage was good. KiKi was a bit talkative, but I've gotten 4 hand before and expected that. The tease began with tickles on my neck and back while KiKi tickled the boys and my angus. Then, I'm flipped.
Upon the flip Sun Dee goes straight in for the nova. I don't even go for an otc grab, I just start rolling up shirts and ask for bras to drop. Sun Dee pops the teddies out like a champ and they are in fact awesome. Since I got crap for a previous report, let me also reiterate that Sun Dee is chubby and has a belly. It is however a neater belly. Her belly doesn't look like balled up homework like some others. That being said, spinner exclusive brahs should swipe left. KiKi pulls out one ted like I came here to see three teddies. Since this ain't Total Recall I ask her to pull the other one out. She pulls out a violin, dims the lights more, and begins singing a sad song about how brahs throughout the day have been nursing said shy teddy like there's Strawberry Nesquick inside. She tells me that it is sore. I tell her that I don't want to touch it, I just want to see it. Spoiler alert, I'm lying. Sun Dee says "Oh he just wants to see, pull it out" she wants to go steady, I just know by the way she said that. KiKi complies and, viola, 4 big teddies.
Sun Dee is going to town. Her Hugh Jackman is really good. Eye contact, smiles, good cadence. Everything is good. I wish I was Gordo from Mortal Kombat so that I could have four arms and a hand on each teddy. I then realized that that's gross and just bounce back and forth with my two hands. KiKi is tickling my bozack, butt and thighs, completely ignoring the fact that I'm roaming away on the fatigued ted. She's handling her role of accessory like a champ. That is, until she starts talking again. A couple minutes in and she starts chattering. Sun Dee is also getting frustrated and giving nods and what appears like one word answers. The couple minutes turn to several and KiKi asks "You pop for us?" and then turns to Sun Dee and mutters something in Chinese that makes her smile at me. I ask "What?" "She says you're strong for 4 hand" is her reply. I tell her "just keep doing what you're doing baby. I'm going to pop for you. " She ignores me and starts a double fisted, corkscrew maneuver with her teddies squished between her arms. That's all she wrote brahs. I popped with toe curling violence.
I paid 6 for the hhr, and despite being on the verge of telling KiKi to stfu, I gave them both 5. I'm going to go back and see Sun Dee again, but solo. Thanks again Socrates.
Frankie.
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07-14-19 22:12 #13424
Posts: 620Originally Posted by Angular [View Original Post]
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07-14-19 20:57 #13423
Posts: 2Massage on females?
Sorry, new here. Any of these places offers the same ending on women?
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07-14-19 17:32 #13422
Posts: 414I sing. Spa Sung
A dream of this place in a professional medical complex on backlick. Spa sung definitely takes the prize for most professional looking AMP that rivals and maybe perhaps even beats some of the professional chain spas. If you're concerned about hygiene, rest assured Helen keeps the place very clean and well maintained. Her CMT skills are also professional quality and you can tell she takes passion in her craft, even knows what places are tender and what muscles to stretch. Helen is older, but because she's in such great shape (partially due to surgery I'm sure) she can easily pass for 30.
An hour gets you a solid 45 min massage and flip. On the flip shell point to the little guy and ask if you want a finish? She has good technique even tho on occasion it can seem mechanical but for. 6 she'll take off her top and reveal some beautifully engineered Cs. Perky and pink, more than enough fuel to spill the load. She tops off the session with a face massage and stretch. Helen is cool. One of the better AMPs NoVa has to offer.
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07-14-19 14:57 #13421
Posts: 66I 2nd that
Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]
B.
The one who answered the door when I arrived was decent looking (older) but still had a nice shape for her age; I should have tried her.
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07-13-19 22:53 #13420
Posts: 125Why did the Monger Cross the Road?
Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]
Angel.
A few months ago I had a bad visit but since they were outstanding last year just took a break. Recently a "Rolly Polly" opened the door. Asked if Ivy was available and was informed that a wise customer had booked a 2 hour session. Last year the other girls were all contenders but forget it now. I'll let the rest of you find the next superstar there. On top of that "Rolly Polly" had a horrible attitude when I politely declined.
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07-13-19 15:09 #13419
Posts: 414NOVA retirement Facility
Originally Posted by Budentist [View Original Post]
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07-12-19 17:04 #13418
Posts: 125Quick Visit
Originally Posted by ShadowKnight [View Original Post]
So if you're Bi (Escort Side / Massage Parlor Side) check them out.
TLDR Not Recommended.
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07-12-19 16:41 #13417
Posts: 27Massage Place over Octopus Garden
I noticed the other day when I was in Woodbridge that the massage place over the old Octopus Garden location (gone now) off Route 1 was still there. I remember years ago, around 2007 or so, I went there and got FS from a hot spinner. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any intel on if this place was worth a visit. I was thinking about TOFTT and checking it out if there is no recent news. Unfortunately I don't know what the place is called.
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07-12-19 10:38 #13416
Posts: 11Jaifu Spa Old Ox Rd
I went by Jaifu Spa the other day. I used to frequent there years ago because it was close to work. Then all I got was a decent massage and maybe some encouragement for DIY. I went back after new intel that the place might be getting better. Sorry I can't remember my girls name but she was attractive and didn't appear too old. She gave a decent table shower with a little incidental brushing in the right places. Her massage was good, not CMT and on the flip she was ready to lend a hand and allowed some OTC roaming up top. Paid 60 to the house + 20 for the table shower and tipped 40.
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07-12-19 08:43 #13415
Posts: 433I would avoid
Originally Posted by JustAGuy316 [View Original Post]
I got a minute or 2 massage before she told me to flip and wanted the money up front with a hurry up and buy attitude. She quickly grabbed my pants and gave me no privacy as I was searching for money. I went based on the same review. But I will definitely not return for such a mechanical experience.
Place was busy and she left a few times to let in other mongers, so after she was done with me. She was right to the next guy without cleaning up. I was licking her neck and it tasted dirty and sweaty. No way was I going to Go down on her when she shoved her pussy and ass almost in my face.
Peace out brothers. For those cost you might as well get young hot one.
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07-12-19 01:10 #13414
Posts: 13Originally Posted by Ulrik [View Original Post]
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07-11-19 23:56 #13413
Posts: 255Originally Posted by GeeSpot [View Original Post]