Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

Wendy short busty

Let's be honest, we all knew I was going to go to Top Therapy after brah posted that. I also read another post saying that there was another lady there named Vicky who was described as "thick". Two different providers that set off my two Bat Signals? Yeah, this was an inevitability. I went Thursday and decided I would go the no appointment route and see what cards I was dealt.

Full disclosure, I usually only whip out my novice Korean skills with a Mama or a provider who I'm attracted to and want to cement a magnificent flip with. I arrived and drew a woman named either Nee Nee or Lee Lee. She is an at least 48 year old, regular build Korean lady with a short bob who has a soft frame, but no real curves to speak of. Her teddies are B's probably and her butt is flatter than an RC Cola that was left opened since the late 90's. She is a little cute. She greeted me kindly and led me to the room. No Korean lines needed.

I gave her the house fee and then I was given a thorough and playful table shower. She took me back to the room, asked my preferred strength level, I requested strong and she gives me a decent medium strength massage. She back walks me a bit and then drops down to clean me up and begin my ST. The ST portion was good. She then drops down, kisses me tenderly on my Angus and then rims a bit. I'm then flipped.

She asks how much I brought to tip. I tell her 6. I am lying. I have much more. She says "but I gave you a good shower, a great massage and I tongue punched your fart box. " (I'm paraphrasing) I smile and tell her "I know, that's why I'm giving you 6, because you did that and you're about to hopefully pull your teddies out. " She asks for a benji. I tell her that her teddies aren't that awesome. She asks for 8. I LOL'd. She drops her smile, grabs the oil, douses junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. I ask for the teddies again. She pretends she is Gallaudet alumna. This exaggerates my stamina and despite the fact that I am hard and she's giving me a pretty good Hugh, I'm not popping. I tell her that if I see teddies I'll probably pop faster. She refuses and decides that it'd be a better idea to encourage my pop by going to the bottom of the table, putting her face and mouth directly over top of junior and beckoning "pop in my face. " As I type this I realize she wasn't serious.

As I've mentioned here before, I'm currently on No Fap and no porn. The only time I pop is at AMPs and when my brahs and I meet club sloots with self esteem that's as deep as a rain puddle. If you haven't stockpiled your pops for 4-5+ days in a while, give it a go. Your pops will be soul numbing. Nee Nee has her face above junior, is tugging away and begging "pop in my face". After a few minutes I pop off in her face so hard you'd think she won a Nickelodeon Award. But the pop wasn't green, because I'm clean. (Bars!) Then the following conversation ensues with four days of stockpiled pop on her face.

Her: You didn't tell me you were about to pop.

Me: Mianhamnida. (I'm sorry in Korean).

Her: You speak Korean and you didn't tell me?

Me: Ne (yes in Korean).

Her: Is your mother Korean?

Me: Aniyo. (No in Korean).

She then grabs my table shower towel, cleans her face, cleans me, and then leaves the room so I can get dressed. I laugh to the point of tears and tip her 7 when she returned. She didn't whine about the tip. Not sure if she was cool with it because she chalked the pop blast up to an accident or what. All I know is that I LOL'd my ass off in the car and still what to add big, natty Korean teddies to the Hall of Fame.

Frankie.

[Frank Digitola]

Frankie will hear these words before he even unlocks his phone

I was just thinking about the gross lack of South Korean representation on the Teddies Hall of Fame. I hope this woman will do her countrymen proud. What's the name brah?

Frankie.

[HankChristine]

Dreamt I returned to Blue Therapy as I enjoyed my first time there and the line for Chick-Fil-A was around the corner.

Greeted by a different girl this time around with a cute face slender body. During the table shower, she was very playful, especially while I was on my back.

I noticed she was wearing a sweater and I asked her if she wasn't hot with all that on? She pulled up the sweater the top she has underneath to show off the girls and it caught me by surprise.

Big ol thangs for such a small body. She put them away after a quick flash and giggled.

Returned to the room for the massage and as soon as I got face down, the top was off. No massaging just a sensual b2 b soft touch with reaching under my hood, kissing the balls, all over my cheeks and back.

At this point I could careless for a massage. She made her way to my hear and asked what I wanted. Never experienced such an open menu before but unfortunately, I didn't have the proper equipment and was short some cash. She worked with what she had and it was mind blowing. She made good use of her "teddies" and left me wanting more the next time around. Finished up and she told me how much to bring next time for the full experience.

Definitely will be back and will never bother with Spa Sung ever again.

Titan, did you happen to get her name? Sounds fascinating.

[Watta]

Are they gone? I have not been there since June and I really need some attention now!

Any news? Any good alternatives?

WATTA Disaster!

[Member #6066]

Disregard fellas I read a couple older post and confirmed she is.

I reached out to KK today but she said she wasn't available but Lucy is. Is this the same Lucy referenced in this post?

[Titan Omega]

Dreamt I returned to Blue Therapy as I enjoyed my first time there and the line for Chick-Fil-A was around the corner.

Greeted by a different girl this time around with a cute face slender body. During the table shower, she was very playful, especially while I was on my back.

I noticed she was wearing a sweater and I asked her if she wasn't hot with all that on? She pulled up the sweater the top she has underneath to show off the girls and it caught me by surprise.

Big ol thangs for such a small body. She put them away after a quick flash and giggled.

Returned to the room for the massage and as soon as I got face down, the top was off. No massaging just a sensual b2 b soft touch with reaching under my hood, kissing the balls, all over my cheeks and back.

At this point I could careless for a massage. She made her way to my hear and asked what I wanted. Never experienced such an open menu before but unfortunately, I didn't have the proper equipment and was short some cash. She worked with what she had and it was mind blowing. She made good use of her "teddies" and left me wanting more the next time around. Finished up and she told me how much to bring next time for the full experience.

Definitely will be back and will never bother with Spa Sung ever again.

[Member #6066]

I reached out to KK today but she said she wasn't available but Lucy is. Is this the same Lucy referenced in this post?

It's an external prostate massage. Apparently you can stimulate the prostate by exerting enough pressure on the taint, pubic bone, or even the abdomen. As I was reading, I saw some cheeky sexologist refer to it as a back door way to avoid the back door. And I thought my jokes were bad. The sexologist went on to state that this is a good tactic to implement on a brah who would feel uncomfortable with a woman trying to access his prostate through his angus. I hope Lucy didn't choose the external method out of fear that I would be uncomfortable. Little does she know, I couldn't count on all the hands of all the Asian cuties who've stuck a finger in my angus, how many Asian cuties have stuck their finger in my angus. Wait Wut?

Frankie.

[VaPlay]

Anyone sample Lina or Kayla yet in Fairfax / Fairoaks? Kayla's looking quite yummy!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9148327.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...w/9148367.html

[Barkeater]

How much are they asking and for what type of services? I think when I went there I paid no more than 160 for FS, not including the house fee.

I paid. 8 for std NOVA and the lady was none too happy about it. As our very detailed FD has said, they are more interested in FS for 1. 6 as far as I can tell. May be worth it, but I am generally only looking for NOVA when in NOVA if you know what I mean. .

[Eerock]

The term "Nova" dates from the late 90's / early aughts when just about everything was available at DC AMPs but rarely on the other side of the Potomac. Basically HJ in any sort of dress or undress but no insertion.

Standard Nova just means a HJ, right? With no nudity and no touching? Or, with some of either, or both?

Am trying to understand this terminology so I can use it appropriately in my reports. What does 'beyond' and 'well beyond' Nova mean? Does 'well beyond' mean FS?

[JohnStanton580]

Hmm I thought I posted earlier but maybe messed up. Anyway I saw Thai lucy from gallows. Texted got address and then rm number wen I got there. Clean place—had to take off shoes before going upstairs. Really good massage. Maybe a little too much especially in the way she does the sensitive areas—not sure I'm a fan of that. Std nova though btr than the typical jackhammer I've gotten before. $. 2 with. 4 for tip. Would see again!

[RedRocks1968]

Standard Nova just means a HJ, right? With no nudity and no touching? Or, with some of either, or both?

Am trying to understand this terminology so I can use it appropriately in my reports. What does 'beyond' and 'well beyond' Nova mean? Does 'well beyond' mean FS?

Let's say everything but FS. YMMV, but I'm not aggressive and don't try to coax more than what's offered. In other words, they may not be the youngest or the hottest, but you're going to have a great fucking time.

[MangoBalls78]

Saw this report and thought I'd give it a try after not having gone in a year or so.

Went to ST today and found them overpriced with a very lack luster massage.

New girls were pretty, but the high price, lack of any connection or massage skill kind of kills it for me.

How much are they asking and for what type of services? I think when I went there I paid no more than 160 for FS, not including the house fee.

[Fred86]

Saw this report and thought I'd give it a try after not having gone in a year or so.

Went to ST today and found them overpriced with a very lack luster massage.

New girls were pretty, but the high price, lack of any connection or massage skill kind of kills it for me.

Wow. Had a friend tell me about this place the other day. Three ladies there at the time, over lunch. As has been reported, all very pretty, but it seems they have moved past standard NOVA and are more interested in higher dollar activities, which puts them in a strange sort of Greenbelt class with a higher rate because of the location. Very nice place, but my friend is not sure if he will return due to the value / dollar ratio.

Be safe out there.

[Bentaki]

... received well beyond standard NOVA.

Standard Nova just means a HJ, right? With no nudity and no touching? Or, with some of either, or both?

Am trying to understand this terminology so I can use it appropriately in my reports. What does 'beyond' and 'well beyond' Nova mean? Does 'well beyond' mean FS?