Massage Parlor Reports

[SexyD]

How is a lying married provider who cheats on her husband any different from a lying married client who cheats on his wife? Sometimes it happens that a provider convinces the client that the relationship is the real deal, but sometimes it's the other way around. However it happens, starting any kind of relationship on a foundation of lies is a recipe for disaster.

This married AMP provider story is just the latest tale of woe in this forum. Other members have posted about relationships with providers addicted to gambling, or drugs, and those who just needed never-ending sums of money for themselves or their families.

The bottom-line is that there's a better chance of hitting the lottery than there is of finding a fairy-tale, happily-ever-after relationship between providers and clients. It's a transaction, nothing more. Which doesn't mean you can't like the person with whom you're transacting. Just don't confuse it for something else.

Unless someone is going to leave the business, why would you want to be involved anyway? Don't want my girl jerking off 7 guys today or worse. You met her at an AMP. You know what goes on. The relationship can never be normal. Neither side can trust the other. After doing this for awhile, I can't see how any woman could ever have a normal view of relationships ever again. Someone needs to be very special to even consider climbing that mouintan for and it's Mt. Everst. If you find the unicorn, go for it. Just realize that if you act like a sucker and lead with your heart, many of these women will be glad to administer a real world lesson to you. Even the ones that are cool, fun, and act like your friend.

[TheOuroboros]

Dreamt up a visit to Spirit Wellness after having been gone for some time. Wanted to get another peak at Lisa's wonderfully shaped melons but to my surprise there was a whole new crew. Asked for 30 min and was about to be rubbed by what appeared to be MMS and said hard no. I demanded the younger girl I saw upon walking in and got up to leave when she told me she was busy. As I packed up my clothes to head out she changed her tune and brought in Jessica, attractive young 30's Chinese with decent English. We chatted for a bit on the massage. Her skills were amazing. Good pressure, and some back walking. Attention to arms and legs I was impressed. It was the best massage I've gotten here. After 30 min she told me time was up. No flip. No extras. I was going to push for it but honestly given the circumstances of the pleasant convo and awesome technical skills I was okay with no HE. Sometimes it takes a couple of visits to warm them up, but I don't think that's the case here. Thanks to this helpful site https://www.crimereports.com/home I popped in the address and discovered just a few weeks ago it seems LEO cracked down on the joint. So I'm pretty sure this new management is legit. Bittersweet. But Jessica gives a great massage and $40 for 30 plus a $20 tip means it wasn't a total loss. 10/10 massage.

[MrSunnyHills]

Anyone have any feedback on this one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9161943.html

I may have to TOFTT but am curious if it's typical Thai style or Chinese crapshot.

Somewhat related, it seems that there's a plethora of new Thai ads, most of which have similar wording. I'm also wondering is it a new Thai Crapshoot as opposed to those who seem to have been around for awhile and are either indie's or loosely related (I. E. Seem to introduce newbies to the market, the pricing, etc.).

Frankie, we'll leave it to you to continue to TOFTT and let us know how it goes ;-) (seriously, if I had the budget I would try a few, but tough to "cough up the cash" without SO noticing...)

[RobIvan]

Anyone have any feedback on this one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9161943.html

I may have to TOFTT but am curious if it's typical Thai style or Chinese crapshot.

[Tom McAn]

I've seen Ashley, Demi, JJ, and the Rosslyn Russian providers and, unfortunately, the massage part of the session has been below average and certainly nowhere near the standard of Nalee, KK, Tara, and the better AMP providers. The same holds true for most of the Latina and AA masseuses I've seen.

Not sure why this is but my personal theory is that Asian providers come from cultures where massage has a long history, is widely practiced, and where the ability to give a good massage is a source of pride. I'd love to be proved wrong so, if anyone knows of a non-Asian provider who can also do a quality deep-tissue massage, I'm all ears. And no, Norma doesn't make the grade. I've seen her a few times and her massage is professional quality but only medium pressure, at best.

I saw JJ last fall and I thought her massage technique was decent. It was apparent she'd had some training. However, you're correct that it wasn't deep tissue. That could reflect a difference in training as well as in cultures.

It's been years since I visited Demi; I think she was still using the name Juicy Jenna at the time. My best recollection is that she leaned more toward the sensual side of the art than the therapeutic. I've never seen Ashley.

I recall getting some pretty decent massages years ago from Luba and Lena (at least I think it was Lena) at the old Sense of Europe spa in Silver Spring; both of them had clearly received training. I don't recall whether their technique was deep tissue. Lena has long since retired but Luba was still practicing the last I heard. I haven't seen her in more than 15 years. And as anyone who reads the Montgomery County forums can attest, Montgomery is not a good place to monger these days.

[Serpico99]

Hmmmm where too begin we all think at times they really like us. But in the end they are in it for the money and all they can get. Beware fellow mongers. There are providers out there that will have even an experienced monger like manu of us believing it is real. But never never go out and buy them big stuff I got hooked up with a married provider that skims from her husband, cheats his friends and probably hands off happy endings to just about any married older male in her immediate reach so word to the wise don't get to talking to them. They cheated on their husbands, co workers, just about any male they come across. Word to the wise hit it a couple of times and move on to the next oh fellow mongers watch the married ones some have taken there customers for boob jobs, cars, even had them make improvements to their spas they can lie and cheat so well that they can invade your families. Never never tell them your real name, give them a real phone number or your address. They will be on your porch bitching to your wife and still lie that they never fucked you.

Anyone else get with a married AMP please post.

If you flip the script, they are probably wondering if you are trustworthy enough or a womanizer, given that you had patronized an AMP and maybe they are wondering if you are going around and seeing different AMP girls for service and will dump her for some other provider. It's a two way street. These women probably have had other potential "boyfriends" lie to them about not patronizing other AMPs and receiving services.

[DoctorDoctor]

Lucy is awesome. I wish I had half her energy, LOL.

What a doll. Exceptional woman I'd be broke if I lived closer.

[TheOuroboros]

Hmmm. Where to begin. Sometimes even the best monger can get attached but be careful friends. These AMPs are broken. They lie, steal, cheat on their man and never, never, ever let them into your personal life. When things go sideways and they will they will be on your doorstep telling your loved ones you are the asshole anyone have stories to share?

Gather round fellow mongers and let Uncle Grip tell you his favorite childhood story. The scorpion and the fox. One day a fox found a scorpion looking past the riverbank. The scorpion saw the fox and said "I need to get across but I cannot swim. Fox do you think I could hop on your back so we can cross the river together?" Weary, the fox replied "No. It would be foolish to let you ride me scorpion. For you will surely sting me before we make it and I will drown. You are a predator" the scorpion sighed. "It would be foolish for me to do that because I cannot swim. Why would I sting you and risk my own fate in doing so. Come to your senses Fox and trust me. We can cross together. " The fox pondered for a moment and finally said "ok sure hop on. " The scorpion climbed on the back of the fox and they began to dredge through the river and head across. About halfway across the scorpion stung the fox in the neck. "Why did you sting me? Screamed the fox as the poison began to take effect and the two began to sink. "Now we're both going to die!" The scorpion whispered to the fox "I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. It's in my nature. ".

My favorite part is when they tell you they offer only you the special treatment. I've had multiple ladies at an AMP tell me they only give everyone else HJs while I get the FS treatment. Yeah. Right. Makes me laugh everytime. Don't be naive. Lying is their nature. They are the scorpion.

[Barkeater]

What a doll. Exceptional woman I'd be broke if I lived closer.

What is this a scavenger hunt? You mean Fairfax Massage Therapeutic? There is no reason to be oblique, I can understand not posting specific info, but jeesh.

[WillyHost]

What a doll. Exceptional woman I'd be broke if I lived closer.

[HardDude]

Hello folks,

I'm visiting Vienna after almost a year. I used to have a good time at G&G Wellness AMP. Was a regular there and had memorable dreams.

It has been quite a while and I don't see this AMP mentioned on the forum in the recent times. It would greatly help if any of you can provide your review and recommendations, based on your recent visits.

And Oh, if you're planning to visit Columbus OH area, I can share the digits of a good UTR massage provider since the AMP scene has totally dried up.

Watch your six.

HD.

[Crocksbury123]

I found out about this new Chinese place in Manassas at the beginning of the summer a couple of months ago and decided to test it out. It's on the other end of the medical / professional complex where Dragon Massasge is (Nikki works there for those familiar with Dragon). Web link is below. They are also listed on rubmaps.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9000967.html

50 for half hour and 70 for the hour are the rates. The do have a self serve shower if you need to use it (I never used it). On 3 occasions I have seen Maggie, petite cute face Chinese girl. Flat chested with a little butt. I'll call her "giggles" because she has a really upbeat personality (or maybe she is upbeat when she sees me because she likes me) and giggles a lot.

She does a really excellent legit massage and above average noVA (no BJ or FS, just sensual playing). YMMV. Me and her really have a good vibe so maybe she took a liking to me and allowed me to play with her. I did have a session with a another provider there who I forgot her name and she was OK. Really good massage, standard novA, nothing to write home about. Maggie told me a couple of the girls had left and some new talent would be arriving. Yesterday I paid a visit and a new girl answered the door (she was unattractive and made my dick limp). When I asked for Maggie, she looked at my like deer in the headlights and could not understand what I was trying to convey. I didn't see Maggie around so perhaps she left or took the day off. So, if you try to make a phone appointment with Maggie, you will either get a "huh? Maggie?" response and confusion on the phone, or the girl answering will tell you just to come over and you get the good ole' bait and switch routine. I rarely make phone appointment so I just stop in when I am near the area.

On another note. While driving on Rt 28 near the Manassas Park / Manassa city line, I did see another AMP called Comfort Massage facing Rt 28 (southbound lane). I would be interested to hear of anyone's experience.

They have a few girls who were from Blue Sky. The new one on you mentioned with Maggie is far better. You are right. She is taking some time off. She had worked every day since they opened. Its NOVA standard with a flair. Worth the fix. Dumfries offered better finishes.

[JmSuttr]

Hmmmm where too begin we all think at times they really like us. But in the end they are in it for the money and all they can get. Beware fellow mongers. There are providers out there that will have even an experienced monger like manu of us believing it is real. But never never go out and buy them big stuff I got hooked up with a married provider that skims from her husband, cheats his friends and probably hands off happy endings to just about any married older male in her immediate reach so word to the wise don't get to talking to them. They cheated on their husbands, co workers, just about any male they come across. Word to the wise hit it a couple of times and move on to the next oh fellow mongers watch the married ones some have taken there customers for boob jobs, cars, even had them make improvements to their spas they can lie and cheat so well that they can invade your families. Never never tell them your real name, give them a real phone number or your address. They will be on your porch bitching to your wife and still lie that they never fucked you.

Anyone else get with a married AMP please post.

How is a lying married provider who cheats on her husband any different from a lying married client who cheats on his wife? Sometimes it happens that a provider convinces the client that the relationship is the real deal, but sometimes it's the other way around. However it happens, starting any kind of relationship on a foundation of lies is a recipe for disaster.

This married AMP provider story is just the latest tale of woe in this forum. Other members have posted about relationships with providers addicted to gambling, or drugs, and those who just needed never-ending sums of money for themselves or their families.

The bottom-line is that there's a better chance of hitting the lottery than there is of finding a fairy-tale, happily-ever-after relationship between providers and clients. It's a transaction, nothing more. Which doesn't mean you can't like the person with whom you're transacting. Just don't confuse it for something else.

[JmSuttr]

She reached out to my email, and I just don't remember her. Back in my alcohol fueled days, I spread my contact info out quite a bit. This is just not ringing a bell, and she is def looking for a donation.

https://tryst.link/massage/vicki-77#photos

Saw her a few times for FBSM some years back. Not a rip-off but not great, either. Haven't seen her recently so maybe someone else has more current info.

[BayouJ]

She reached out to my email, and I just don't remember her. Back in my alcohol fueled days, I spread my contact info out quite a bit. This is just not ringing a bell, and she is def looking for a donation.