Massage Parlor Reports

**RogerWilico** · 09-02-19 14:26

Visiting the area, decided to stop by for a holiday treat. Had Lucy. She may be older with some crazy face lifts but damn, she is an absolute pro! I couldn't hold back even when I was on my stomach. Lucky me, I ended up popping twice! Will def repeat again if I'm ever in the area.

**JmSuttr** · 09-02-19 12:35

Originally Posted by BuckshotWatson [View Original Post]

Was picking up a sandwich from Santini's on Chain Bridge when I saw two squad cars come past at a fairly aggressive speed (no lights or sirens) on my side of the street (so, heading north, I guess? What caught my eye was how fast they were going. They passed the 7-11 next door, and whipped into the next parking lot. Still moving pretty fast, they kind of you-turned and backed into side-by-side parking spaces in front of the small business strip mall. I couldn't see how many cops got out or where they went. I'm not from that area, so wasn't sure what was in that mall, but as I drove away after picking up my food, they were parked in front of a store front that said Yang's Massage. No sign of the cops, and there weren't any other cars in the lot. Now when I google Yang's, it shows up as being across Chain Bridge on Hunter Mill, so I am a little confused. It also seems to be a strictly legitimate spa, based on google. I don't know whether it was an unannounced license inspection, just two cops racing each other to an empty lot, or even if whether what I saw was Yang's. Anyways, I'm confused and curious.

Not sure what you witnessed, or what the squad cars were there for, but I doubt they were investigating any extra-curricular activity at Yang's. Inside the spa they have a sizable area with chairs for foot massage, thin partitions that don't go all the way to the ceiling, both male and female therapists, and a LOT of female clients (especially on the weekend). All of those things, plus my own personal experiences, are hallmarks of legit spas.

Just wanted to post this to make sure no one gets the wrong idea about Yang's. It's usually not a good thing when some monger goes into a legit spa and expects (or demands) extras.

**Lohkey** · 09-02-19 12:27

Help fellas got an itch and a window.

**BuckshotWatson** · 09-02-19 10:49

Was picking up a sandwich from Santini's on Chain Bridge when I saw two squad cars come past at a fairly aggressive speed (no lights or sirens) on my side of the street (so, heading north, I guess? What caught my eye was how fast they were going. They passed the 7-11 next door, and whipped into the next parking lot. Still moving pretty fast, they kind of you-turned and backed into side-by-side parking spaces in front of the small business strip mall. I couldn't see how many cops got out or where they went. I'm not from that area, so wasn't sure what was in that mall, but as I drove away after picking up my food, they were parked in front of a store front that said Yang's Massage. No sign of the cops, and there weren't any other cars in the lot. Now when I google Yang's, it shows up as being across Chain Bridge on Hunter Mill, so I am a little confused. It also seems to be a strictly legitimate spa, based on google. I don't know whether it was an unannounced license inspection, just two cops racing each other to an empty lot, or even if whether what I saw was Yang's. Anyways, I'm confused and curious.

**DougMap** · 09-02-19 10:25

I checked out time therapy in woodbridge. 60 for the house 40 for a standard tip. Roaming allowed. Good massage great finish. All three girls that work there are pretty and their English is good. The location is discrete in office building. Right off old bridge road down the road form CH therapy if not familiar with the area. I will be a regular it was good. Didn't ask for extras.

60 for an hour.

100 for 90 minutes standard tip with no complaints. They were friendly and nice as well.

**Ted Williams** · 09-02-19 09:39

So I had the same kinds of experience that others are reporting at Best in Chantilly and 11 in Herndon. Both times I got a very attractive, younger girl but both times they want 1. + for a handshake. Sheesh. Plus, their attitude sucks for the kind of funds they are requesting. I declined and received the you're a cheapskate shaming, but hopefully they get the message that there are other places available and we may take the business elsewhere.

Good Day.

**RobIvan** · 09-02-19 09:16

Originally Posted by RobIvan [View Original Post]

Anyone have any feedback on this one:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9161943.html

I may have to TOFTT but am curious if it's typical Thai style or Chinese crapshot.

Well, got around to pulling the trigger on this. Closer to Thai style but more of the recent Thai influx rather than the original KK, Tara local style. These girls come in and out (ala ginger stable).

Coco pics were pretty accurate which was surprising to me. Still only 95% sure it's her otherwise a doppelganger.

Easy setup, Coco was attractive, nice body, nice face, nice chest She was real sweet as well. I would recommend with the disclaimer of take care of specials before the start and it should be seamless. Gave me a nice massage after the finish as well. Only thing that threw me off was slight tattoo on stomach but it wasn't bad (and I'm not a tattoo fan).

**Watta** · 09-01-19 22:16

Any news about them? I tried calling the other day and the phone said the voice mail mailbox has not been set up yet.

Thanks!

Watta Loss!

**JmSuttr** · 09-01-19 15:03

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9018216.html

Does that include water-cannon and blue dye?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

**JmSuttr** · 09-01-19 07:29

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

Yeah. She's probably Minnie's replacement. Her ad layout and number were a dead giveaway she's one of KK's brahettes. The two of them doing four hand together, that's sounds like some deliciously curvy Thai fun.

And then goddamn Socrates has me wanting Pad Thai. Those two chicks were just posting four hand ads a week ago under different names. I had my eye on the one you saw. Your boy Frankie appreciates your sacrifice. That ruby slippers shit had me rolling on the floor BTW.

Frankie.

When a provider is local, she pays attention to local pricing and competition and is (for good providers) interested in developing a good base of regular clients. When a provider is visiting, especially if she doesn't know if or when she'll return, her focus is more on making the maximum amount of cash while she's here. So, no matter how attractive and tempting the visiting provider may be, the potential is high for excessive $ demands, hard upsell, annoying negotiation games, and plain old GPS.

You experienced this with Minnie and I experienced the same with her replacement, Mayya. As a result I've made the decision to avoid the visiting Thai providers and stick with the locals. The visitors might be sweet and sexy, but the minute the money games start I completely lose interest and all I want to do is leave to escape the drama and bullsh*t. Besides, assuming for the sake of argument that I luck out and have a good session (as I did with Minnie), it's basically a one-off because who knows if she'll ever visit again.

I enjoy being a trusted regular and the perks of being with a provider with whom I'm completely comfortable, and she with me. That's an experience that can't be attained with a one-off or "once in a blue moon" visitor. While I absolutely understand the attraction of someone new, sometimes the search for the elusive Unicorn distracts us from the excellent options right in our own back yard. So I am hereby done with the visiting Thais, as the cons outweigh the pros (IMHO).

Just one monger's two-cents worth.

P.S. FWIW, I also think visiting providers are a significant reason the DMV has higher rates than other areas. Higher-rate providers come to the area and local providers are incentivized to raise their own rates. The visitors will often just focus on making quick cash and when they run out of suckers they just move on. Not sure what the solution is other than for clients to refuse to pay inflated prices. And maybe sticking with the locals is one way to do that.

**Frank Digitola** · 08-31-19 16:04

Originally Posted by AllCaps [View Original Post]

LOL. Well the provider you posted looks similar to the one with KK in this link if that's any comfort? Haven't experienced myself though.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6470441.html

Yeah. She's probably Minnie's replacement. Her ad layout and number were a dead giveaway she's one of KK's brahettes. The two of them doing four hand together, that's sounds like some deliciously curvy Thai fun.

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

With so many BP restaurants advertising their new pad Thai specials, I figured I'd TOFTT and decided on Linda. Her pics are hot and I wanted to see if she was the real deal. https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163388.html.

I'm pretty sure Ariya https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9163420.html works out of the same complex. That's my two cents.

And then goddamn Socrates has me wanting Pad Thai. Those two chicks were just posting four hand ads a week ago under different names. I had my eye on the one you saw. Your boy Frankie appreciates your sacrifice. That ruby slippers shit had me rolling on the floor BTW.

Frankie.

**Tom McAn** · 08-31-19 13:06

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

If you flip the script, they are probably wondering if you are trustworthy enough or a womanizer, given that you had patronized an AMP and maybe they are wondering if you are going around and seeing different AMP girls for service and will dump her for some other provider. It's a two way street. These women probably have had other potential "boyfriends" lie to them about not patronizing other AMPs and receiving services.

I've made the mistake of getting involved with a couple of providers in the past. Neither were Asian but the lesson applies regardless of ethnicity. Believe me when I say it's not worth it.

**PilotAviator** · 08-31-19 12:04

Advertised at various places as Garden Spa or Lilian Spa. Discrete location with good parking. Ground floor entrance leads up stairs to interior entrance with usual door bell.

Greeted very promptly by a very nice MT (Lucy, slender, fairly fit, long hair, nice smile, over 30 under 50 (your guess)).

Paid the house. 7 for the hour. Arrived fresh from shower (as the garden does not have one). Excellent massage. Edging very nice. Everything was very nice.

Standard NoVA tips accepted without complaint.

I will likely return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Toadster999** · 08-30-19 17:31

Weird question: did you happen to notice if Jessica was wearing bracelets. There used to be a "Jessica" at a place I go to but she left. I could always hear her bracelets when she was massaging me.

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Dreamt up a visit to Spirit Wellness after having been gone for some time. Wanted to get another peak at Lisa's wonderfully shaped melons but to my surprise there was a whole new crew. Asked for 30 min and was about to be rubbed by what appeared to be MMS and said hard no. I demanded the younger girl I saw upon walking in and got up to leave when she told me she was busy. As I packed up my clothes to head out she changed her tune and brought in Jessica, attractive young 30's Chinese with decent English. We chatted for a bit on the massage. Her skills were amazing. Good pressure, and some back walking. Attention to arms and legs I was impressed. It was the best massage I've gotten here. After 30 min she told me time was up. No flip. No extras. I was going to push for it but honestly given the circumstances of the pleasant convo and awesome technical skills I was okay with no HE. Sometimes it takes a couple of visits to warm them up, but I don't think that's the case here. Thanks to this helpful site https://www.crimereports.com/home I popped in the address and discovered just a few weeks ago it seems LEO cracked down on the joint. So I'm pretty sure this new management is legit. Bittersweet. But Jessica gives a great massage and $40 for 30 plus a $20 tip means it wasn't a total loss. 10/10 massage.

**Kijimuna** · 08-30-19 09:19

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9146529.html

Seems Jaifu in Herndon has / had a Thai girl working there. Did anyone get a chance to see her?