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04-20-20 20:36 #15406
Posts: 203Wow
Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]
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04-20-20 20:11 #15405
Posts: 26I also had Jiji on the brains. After reading so much review I assume she would be stack with big cups maybe with red hair and light skin. Went up the door was open as I was waking up and felt like I got swap with Nana. There was another girl behind the curtains that I couldn't see. I Basically left cause I didn't want to be rude to ask and check the other girl out. Maybe next time. Or if anyone could really describe her.
Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]
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04-20-20 17:26 #15404
Posts: 560Ditto
Originally Posted by FanofChaos [View Original Post]
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04-20-20 14:22 #15403
Posts: 7Thai lady Mimi in Tysons.
Howdy all so I have been a member here for a while and a reader for even longer but thought I would post my first dream so as to contribute. Anyway, I had a dream a couple of weeks ago about meeting with one of the Thai ladies over in Tyson's. I did not know at the time I called that it was one that a few of you folks already knew but was new for me. Anyway I did not save the ad where in my dream I found the number, but contacted the number and inquired about a massage for soon thereafter. The responded was accommodating and I made an appointment to see her for an hour after I texted. The person (I hesitate to say she as I never spoke only texted) did ask for my name and race. Being a black man in this time for mongers seems to be tough as I have read about muggings and other such nonsense, plus I have found an overall bias against black men from non black ladies in this field. I am sure a few bad apples have soured some, but it is what it is, I will never beg a lady to see me if she does not want to see. Back top the main subject, I dreamt I pulled up to 1500 Logan Circle and texted for an apartment number, one was provided and I headed up. Was met at the door by a cute enough 30's Thai woman, I do remember she was older and different than shown in the picture, but was mid 30's and cute enough so I decided to go ahead. Inside was a curtain right behind the front door closing off the living room, but I did see several other curtained off massage areas. My dream self was led to a bedroom with a nice massage setup including a big massage table and all the expected extras, towel warmer, massage gel, all that jazz. The towels on the table looked clean and new for my dream so I was happy. Anyhow dream me provided the agreed upon $ . 2 for the hour massage, whereupon Mimi left and dream me got naked on the massage table. Now let me be clear, dream me has visited massage parlors all over this great land of ours from sea to shining sea and usually receives a mediocre massage and maybe an extra or two, as this was my first visit here and it was in the middle of this pandemic shit, dream me did not know what to expect. Well dream me hoped for at least a standard NOVA finish for the inflated $ . 2/ hr starting price but dream me was prepared to be underwhelmed. Anyhow Mimi was wearing some tight jean shorts and a tight top that showed off some nice cleavage, likely showing a full C when in the bra but I determined the bra was real tight and was pushing the ladies up and giving the illusion of a fuller bust. I realize I am jumping around a bit but that is just how my mind works remembering a dream from a few weeks ago, Mimi said she was from L. A. When asked where she was from (which is not what I meant and she knew it but oh well), but as I have been to Thailand several times I knew exactly where she was from once she started speaking in halting Thai accented English. Back to the main dream, Mimi provided an above average massage! Which was really quite enjoyable. I am a big strong guy and do not really feel light massages and they do nothing for me, so I always ask for hard pressure. Mimi delivered and dream me was very happy with the massage. That part lasted about 40 minutes maybe, not really sure as dream me does not take anything of value with me when going to meet a new masseuse especially when going to an apartment, only the agreed upon fee and some money for a tip if needed. The back massage is overall very pleasing and Mimi says to let her know when or if I want to roll over. Now this triggered my spidey sense as dream me was expecting at least a NOVA finish for $ . 2. Anyway I enjoy a couple more minutes of massage then ask to turn over. Now to the not so fun part of this dream. Dream me flips over and Mimi asks if I want a massage here, while pointing at my groin, now the back massage had very little in the way of teasing so I was not sure before then what was available. Dream me says yes to the front side massage whereupon Mimi asks how much I am going to tip her, now dream me mentions I paid $ . 2 already so if she wants more tip then just give me the NOVA finish and I will be on my way. She says the $ . 2 was only for massage, and wants another $ for the handy. Dream me is shocked and asks if she will get naked and can I touch. She says no, $ . 5 for topless and still only NOVA finish! This about kills my vibe, but I only had an extra. 8 on me as my limit for the day was $$. So I now know I will never be going back to see her or anyone from that location, so say fuck it tell her I only have. 8 and want to touch her while she NOVA's me. Dream me says this knowing I will never finish from an HJ without touching at least over the clothes and likely will not even then. Long story longer, she agrees as I imagine she is hurting for clients. Her true colors come through with a very lackluster NOVA job, her face is bored the entire time and keeps asking if I will cum every 2 minutes, like she wants dream me to hurry up. I will say her dream tits did feel decent even through her shirt. So I am lkaying there feeling kind of good with her effort but can start to tell I won't finish from her attempt. I take the matter in my own hands while she sits between my legs and dream me imagines fucking the daylight out of what looks like a reasonable ass. Hahahahaha, dream me finishes, Mimi cleans up dream me quite nicely and offers a shower. Dream me accepts, gets a towel and Mimi grabs my clothing and shows me to the bathroom and shower. I did appreciate her bringing my clothes into the bathroom so I could watch them, but I only had my car key attached to a belt loop and nothing else with me. Shower over, dream me dresses and Mimi walks me out. I can still hear other ladies talking when we walk past the curtained off living room but I do not see anyone else.
Long story real long it was a great massage even for that price, but everything else after that was a waste. I did ask if a larger tip would get more than just her top off but Mimi said nothing else was available. I am sure many of you fine mongering have been to this location already, but for those newbies at least you have some idea of what you are getting yourself into! Haha, stay safe out there mongers and ladies!
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04-20-20 06:42 #15402
Posts: 413Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]
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04-19-20 23:37 #15401
Posts: 1222Labeling consenting adults behavior as trafficking
Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]
As for the new law, I wouldn't be surprised if this cuts down on the number of AMP's this side of the Potomac. However, it could be a boon for independents such as the various Thai providers in Northern Virginia. I guess we'll find out soon enough.
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04-19-20 17:24 #15400
Posts: 418What bothers me
Originally Posted by Mandane [View Original Post]
The problem with these laws is in theory it's meant to combat trafficking and in practice it hurts genuine SW trying to scrape a living. To add insult to injury, it won't even hurt trafficking, because you simply won’t stop trafficking at the massage parlor. You have to attack it at the source and hint; it’s not at the MP. So they’ll never properly fight trafficking. So it's just ludicrous to label as such. It's Puritan bullshit and nothing more, they're just trying to use trigger words to draw more saps to the cause.
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04-19-20 17:10 #15399
Posts: 276Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]
In the hands of police (which may vary widely by jurisdiction) this law makes a rub and tug a prostitution bust. For everyone. After July 1st. That's something LE can't do today as only penetrative sex carries that charge. Under the current law it's not even clear if getting a handjob is illegal and no one is busted for just that. After July 1st it will be prostitution for provider and monger. Today they have to catch them doing or offering FS. After July 1st they just have to catch them giving a HE.
This law will give LE the tool they need to put AMP's out of business, and that's what they (with the support of politicians) intend to do.
Time to consider permanently decamping to Greenbelt for your post COVID-19 AMP fun.
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04-19-20 14:00 #15398
Posts: 418The illusion of politics
Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]
It won't change anything: adaptation is the forefront of evolution
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04-19-20 11:33 #15397
Posts: 622Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]
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04-19-20 08:45 #15396
Posts: 560New Law?
Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]
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04-19-20 04:36 #15395
Posts: 275JiJi
Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]
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04-19-20 02:51 #15394
Posts: 2677Working link and text of law
Originally Posted by CityOfPalms [View Original Post]
HB 1524 Prostitution; touching the unclothed genitals or anus of another, penalty.
Introduced by: Karrie K. Delaney.
SUMMARY AS PASSED:
Prostitution; touching the unclothed genitals or anus of another; penalty. Provides that any person who touches the unclothed genitals or anus of another with the intent to sexually arouse or gratify for money is guilty of prostitution, which is punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor. The bill also provides that any person who receives any money on account of procuring for or placing in a house of prostitution any person for the purpose of causing such person to engage in the touching of the unclothed genitals or anus of another person with the intent to sexually arouse or gratify is guilty of a Class 4 felony. As introduced, this bill is a recommendation of the Virginia State Crime Commission.
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04-19-20 01:03 #15393
Posts: 2Originally Posted by CityOfPalms [View Original Post]
Is there something I've missed?
It seems specific to minors. The overwhelming majority of dreams I see posted in the beltway, and ads posted, are about women in their 30's and 40's pretending to be in their 20's and 30's.
I'd also take it with a grain of salt. This line of business has never successfully been stamped out. Anywhere at any point in time.
The proximity to politics can't be ignored, and is the likely culprit behind other complaints. About availability, pricing, etc. Just like super wealthy Chinese and Koreans have snapped up most of the attractive women and maintain a closed circle in certain countries (ahem) that drives up local market pricing despite lower ROI, the same almost surely happens here. Given the puritanical nature of American politics and the blackmailing that would go on should the average DC employee be discovered, we don't see it. But we do see the effects. The stark *absence* of things that are in every other major US city.
With that in mind, while the quality is low. There will always be shrapnel in the suburbs, and enforcement is spotty and cyclical. Nobody would stand for a Kraft being outed up here.
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04-18-20 20:22 #15392
Posts: 7New law
Don't mean to damper the forum, but was wondering ppls thoughts on VA Governor signing new law (effective July 1): https://lis.virginia.gov/cgi-bin/legp604.exe?201+sum+HB1524.
Does this mean it's over for us VA mongers.