Massage Parlor Reports

[HellBoyX]

I saw Bena about a year ago and posted a review on Erotic Monkey. Pics are not her, the actual girl looked very similar to pics of Jewel, so they are probably the same person. If I had known I would be seeing Jewel, I would never have made the trip. Actually, in retrospect, I should have walked out upon entering the door, but I wasn't thinking with the right head. Long story short, it was an ok massage with an ok finish. Nothing special. She wanted an extra 60 on top of the 120 for the standard finish. I was able to haggle it down to 40. So overall, I paid 160, which was a waste IMO. During the massage, she complained that I only paid her 40 instead of the 60 she wanted. In my mind, the 120 I paid her for just the massage portion was already too much. She was lucky that I even offered an extra 40.

Overall, a mediocre experience by a mediocre looking provider that wasn't worth the trip. You are definitely NOT missing out.

How is it that Asian Meg was even able to jack up her prices? I saw Jewel about a year ago over in Annandale. She was my first Thai And I accidentally CIM while she was giving me a BBBJ for an extra. 80. At the time I thought that was a deal, as I had not discovered MD AMPs. Anyways I would not recommend either. But it just goes to show you how much inflation is impacting the hobby, even at the lower end!

[WalterKovacs]

Long Time lurker first time poster.

I was snuck into a Wood bridge parlor today and let me tell the woman had excellent all around skills. It was a DIY but she teased boy boy. This is a legit parlor so I guess like the rest of them she is feeling the covid stress and not wanting to lose customers.

Hang in there boys the AMPs are getting itchy too".

You didn't give any details regarding what service she provided if any or the actual location or clues about the location. No description about the provider or name.

[CireSire]

Long Time lurker first time poster.

I was snuck into a Wood bridge parlor today and let me tell the woman had excellent all around skills. It was a DIY but she teased boy boy. This is a legit parlor so I guess like the rest of them she is feeling the covid stress and not wanting to lose customers.

Hang in there boys the AMPs are getting itchy too".

Where was this at?

[Member #6438]

I don't want to bash anyone's choice but why are is anyone tipping anything when they have already milked 120 out of you for a rub and nothing else. That is why they continue doing that as they just got 140 for about 40 minutes of their time. It is tough to do but get up and walk out and then share so others don't fall for their BS. It is hard to believe that in this time of CV19 that they have enough business to do this. Maybe there is just way too many accepting people with too much money.

HD29.

100%. They are Def hurting. Let's not support these up charges. . 2 You should Def leave happy.

[CityOfPalms]

Dreamt I saw Jiji, just like other dreams, 200 included everything with CFS and CBJ. There was cooking being done in the kitchen, which caught me by surprise. Pics were brushed up and she was slightly on the bigger side. Nice rack with decent massage. NaNa seemed really cute when she got the door. Will have to take her out on a spin next.

Cityofpalms.

[CityOfPalms]

Read this - https://www.richmond.com/news/virgin...ea3de3ee4.html.

In the hands of police (which may vary widely by jurisdiction) this law makes a rub and tug a prostitution bust. For everyone. After July 1st. That's something LE can't do today as only penetrative sex carries that charge. Under the current law it's not even clear if getting a handjob is illegal and no one is busted for just that. After July 1st it will be prostitution for provider and monger. Today they have to catch them doing or offering FS. After July 1st they just have to catch them giving a HE.

This law will give LE the tool they need to put AMP's out of business, and that's what they (with the support of politicians) intend to do.

Time to consider permanently decamping to Greenbelt for your post COVID-19 AMP fun.

Yea, that's what I'm thinking too. It seems to me that LE will be more easily available to bust MPs. We'll see what comes out of it as time passes. For now, everyone stay safe out there!

[MarkieBoy]

Long Time lurker first time poster.

I was snuck into a Wood bridge parlor today and let me tell the woman had excellent all around skills. It was a DIY but she teased boy boy. This is a legit parlor so I guess like the rest of them she is feeling the covid stress and not wanting to lose customers.

Hang in there boys the AMPs are getting itchy too".

[Bob O Rama]

Was going to point this out but couldn't remember the other name she went by. Bena is Jewell who others have reviewed and this outfit have worked together for some time from what I gathered. I was booked to see her one time but didn't pull the trigger, didn't really get the feeling I'm missing out based on mixed reviews.

I saw Bena about a year ago and posted a review on Erotic Monkey. Pics are not her, the actual girl looked very similar to pics of Jewel, so they are probably the same person. If I had known I would be seeing Jewel, I would never have made the trip. Actually, in retrospect, I should have walked out upon entering the door, but I wasn't thinking with the right head. Long story short, it was an ok massage with an ok finish. Nothing special. She wanted an extra 60 on top of the 120 for the standard finish. I was able to haggle it down to 40. So overall, I paid 160, which was a waste IMO. During the massage, she complained that I only paid her 40 instead of the 60 she wanted. In my mind, the 120 I paid her for just the massage portion was already too much. She was lucky that I even offered an extra 40.

Overall, a mediocre experience by a mediocre looking provider that wasn't worth the trip. You are definitely NOT missing out.

[FanOfChaos]

Is there a link to this underperforming Thai Mimi?

Sorry the dream was a couple of weeks ago so not sure which link it was. But in the spirit of sharing I have found a couple of other links using her number:

One from Honolulu last month - https://callescort.org/808-468-2069.

And one I just found today! - https://cityxguide.com/escorts/new-g...-girl-39583969.

Funny enough they could be the same girl in both pictures but does not really look it to me, and one could very well be the same "Mimi" that I met, but I tend to forget the details of the women right after I leave, especially for a place I will never return too (quotation because I am sure the girls all use fake names. LOL sounds like us!

Also got to love how it's. 6 in Honolulu and $.2 here!

[Asphalt]

I'm still the fastest hands in the west.

If you're going to dish out an extra hundy, you best be getting your dick wet by letting it enter a hole of their choosing, otherwise you're getting ripped off.

Is there a link to this underperforming Thai Mimi?

[Roger1286]

Howdy all so I have been a member here for a while and a reader for even longer but thought I would post my first dream so as to contribute. Anyway, I had a dream a couple of weeks ago about meeting with one of the Thai ladies over in Tyson's. I did not know at the time I called that it was one that a few of you folks already knew but was new for me. Anyway I did not save the ad where in my dream I found the number, but contacted the number and inquired about a massage for soon thereafter. The responded was accommodating and I made an appointment to see her for an hour after I texted. The person (I hesitate to say she as I never spoke only texted) did ask for my name and race. Being a black man in this time for mongers seems to be tough as I have read about muggings and other such nonsense, plus I have found an overall bias against black men from non black ladies in this field. I am sure a few bad apples have soured some, but it is what it is, I will never beg a lady to see me if she does not want to see. Back top the main subject, I dreamt I pulled up to 1500 Logan Circle and texted for an apartment number, one was provided and I headed up. Was met at the door by a cute enough 30's Thai woman, I do remember she was older and different than shown in the picture, but was mid 30's and cute enough so I decided to go ahead. Inside was a curtain right behind the front door closing off the living room, but I did see several other curtained off massage areas. My dream self was led to a bedroom with a nice massage setup including a big massage table and all the expected extras, towel warmer, massage gel, all that jazz. The towels on the table looked clean and new for my dream so I was happy. Anyhow dream me provided the agreed upon $ . 2 for the hour massage, whereupon Mimi left and dream me got naked on the massage table. Now let me be clear, dream me has visited massage parlors all over this great land of ours from sea to shining sea and usually receives a mediocre massage and maybe an extra or two, as this was my first visit here and it was in the middle of this pandemic shit, dream me did not know what to expect. Well dream me hoped for at least a standard NOVA finish for the inflated $ . 2/ hr starting price but dream me was prepared to be underwhelmed. Anyhow Mimi was wearing some tight jean shorts and a tight top that showed off some nice cleavage, likely showing a full C when in the bra but I determined the bra was real tight and was pushing the ladies up and giving the illusion of a fuller bust. I realize I am jumping around a bit but that is just how my mind works remembering a dream from a few weeks ago, Mimi said she was from L. A. When asked where she was from (which is not what I meant and she knew it but oh well), but as I have been to Thailand several times I knew exactly where she was from once she started speaking in halting Thai accented English. Back to the main dream, Mimi provided an above average massage! Which was really quite enjoyable. I am a big strong guy and do not really feel light massages and they do nothing for me, so I always ask for hard pressure. Mimi delivered and dream me was very happy with the massage. That part lasted about 40 minutes maybe, not really sure as dream me does not take anything of value with me when going to meet a new masseuse especially when going to an apartment, only the agreed upon fee and some money for a tip if needed. The back massage is overall very pleasing and Mimi says to let her know when or if I want to roll over. Now this triggered my spidey sense as dream me was expecting at least a NOVA finish for $ . 2. Anyway I enjoy a couple more minutes of massage then ask to turn over. Now to the not so fun part of this dream. Dream me flips over and Mimi asks if I want a massage here, while pointing at my groin, now the back massage had very little in the way of teasing so I was not sure before then what was available. Dream me says yes to the front side massage whereupon Mimi asks how much I am going to tip her, now dream me mentions I paid $ . 2 already so if she wants more tip then just give me the NOVA finish and I will be on my way. She says the $ . 2 was only for massage, and wants another $ for the handy. Dream me is shocked and asks if she will get naked and can I touch. She says no, $ . 5 for topless and still only NOVA finish! This about kills my vibe, but I only had an extra. 8 on me as my limit for the day was $$. So I now know I will never be going back to see her or anyone from that location, so say fuck it tell her I only have. 8 and want to touch her while she NOVA's me. Dream me says this knowing I will never finish from an HJ without touching at least over the clothes and likely will not even then. Long story longer, she agrees as I imagine she is hurting for clients. Her true colors come through with a very lackluster NOVA job, her face is bored the entire time and keeps asking if I will cum every 2 minutes, like she wants dream me to hurry up. I will say her dream tits did feel decent even through her shirt. So I am lkaying there feeling kind of good with her effort but can start to tell I won't finish from her attempt. I take the matter in my own hands while she sits between my legs and dream me imagines fucking the daylight out of what looks like a reasonable ass. Hahahahaha, dream me finishes, Mimi cleans up dream me quite nicely and offers a shower. Dream me accepts, gets a towel and Mimi grabs my clothing and shows me to the bathroom and shower. I did appreciate her bringing my clothes into the bathroom so I could watch them, but I only had my car key attached to a belt loop and nothing else with me. Shower over, dream me dresses and Mimi walks me out. I can still hear other ladies talking when we walk past the curtained off living room but I do not see anyone else.

Long story real long it was a great massage even for that price, but everything else after that was a waste. I did ask if a larger tip would get more than just her top off but Mimi said nothing else was available. I am sure many of you fine mongering have been to this location already, but for those newbies at least you have some idea of what you are getting yourself into! Haha, stay safe out there mongers and ladies!

My suggestion is to walk in nice and friendly like and show them ten twenties wrapped around a condom and say this is for the full experience. That has always worked for me. However when I have done that, the massage phase was forgotten about. My feeling is that if I am already in the condom mindset I am forgetting about the massage too.

[TheOuroboros]

I can't believe guys are paying 100 for a HJ.I've never met a lady who could HJ me better than me LOL.

I'm still the fastest hands in the west.

If you're going to dish out an extra hundy, you best be getting your dick wet by letting it enter a hole of their choosing, otherwise you're getting ripped off.

[Harley Dude 29]

Dude, I'm sorry that happened to you. Thanks for TOFTT. I saw her ad and wanted to try, even did some research (as we all do) as to the standard procedures and tips when paying. 2 for a massage. That's crazy that it doesn't come with the standard NOVA. We Def need to stand together and not pay these girls inflated prices. I've read elsewhere in NOVA the. 2 covers the finish as well. Anyway, thanks for the intel. I Def won't be calling her.

I don't want to bash anyone's choice but why are is anyone tipping anything when they have already milked 120 out of you for a rub and nothing else. That is why they continue doing that as they just got 140 for about 40 minutes of their time. It is tough to do but get up and walk out and then share so others don't fall for their BS. It is hard to believe that in this time of CV19 that they have enough business to do this. Maybe there is just way too many accepting people with too much money.

HD29.

[Member #6438]

Howdy all so I have been a member here for a while and a reader for even longer but thought I would post my first dream so as to contribute. Anyway, I had a dream a couple of weeks ago about meeting with one of the Thai ladies over in Tyson's. I did not know at the time I called that it was one that a few of you folks already knew but was new for me. Anyway I did not save the ad where in my dream I found the number, but contacted the number and inquired about a massage for soon thereafter. The responded was accommodating and I made an appointment to see her for an hour after I texted. The person (I hesitate to say she as I never spoke only texted) did ask for my name and race. Being a black man in this time for mongers seems to be tough as I have read about muggings and other such nonsense, plus I have found an overall bias against black men from non black ladies in this field. I am sure a few bad apples have soured some, but it is what it is, I will never beg a lady to see me if she does not want to see. Back top the main subject, I dreamt I pulled up to 1500 Logan Circle and texted for an apartment number, one was provided and I headed up. Was met at the door by a cute enough 30's Thai woman, I do remember she was older and different than shown in the picture, but was mid 30's and cute enough so I decided to go ahead. Inside was a curtain right behind the front door closing off the living room, but I did see several other curtained off massage areas. My dream self was led to a bedroom with a nice massage setup including a big massage table and all the expected extras, towel warmer, massage gel, all that jazz. The towels on the table looked clean and new for my dream so I was happy. Anyhow dream me provided the agreed upon $ . 2 for the hour massage, whereupon Mimi left and dream me got naked on the massage table. Now let me be clear, dream me has visited massage parlors all over this great land of ours from sea to shining sea and usually receives a mediocre massage and maybe an extra or two, as this was my first visit here and it was in the middle of this pandemic shit, dream me did not know what to expect. Well dream me hoped for at least a standard NOVA finish for the inflated $ . 2/ hr starting price but dream me was prepared to be underwhelmed. Anyhow Mimi was wearing some tight jean shorts and a tight top that showed off some nice cleavage, likely showing a full C when in the bra but I determined the bra was real tight and was pushing the ladies up and giving the illusion of a fuller bust. I realize I am jumping around a bit but that is just how my mind works remembering a dream from a few weeks ago, Mimi said she was from L. A. When asked where she was from (which is not what I meant and she knew it but oh well), but as I have been to Thailand several times I knew exactly where she was from once she started speaking in halting Thai accented English. Back to the main dream, Mimi provided an above average massage! Which was really quite enjoyable. I am a big strong guy and do not really feel light massages and they do nothing for me, so I always ask for hard pressure. Mimi delivered and dream me was very happy with the massage. That part lasted about 40 minutes maybe, not really sure as dream me does not take anything of value with me when going to meet a new masseuse especially when going to an apartment, only the agreed upon fee and some money for a tip if needed. The back massage is overall very pleasing and Mimi says to let her know when or if I want to roll over. Now this triggered my spidey sense as dream me was expecting at least a NOVA finish for $ . 2. Anyway I enjoy a couple more minutes of massage then ask to turn over. Now to the not so fun part of this dream. Dream me flips over and Mimi asks if I want a massage here, while pointing at my groin, now the back massage had very little in the way of teasing so I was not sure before then what was available. Dream me says yes to the front side massage whereupon Mimi asks how much I am going to tip her, now dream me mentions I paid $ . 2 already so if she wants more tip then just give me the NOVA finish and I will be on my way. She says the $ . 2 was only for massage, and wants another $ for the handy. Dream me is shocked and asks if she will get naked and can I touch. She says no, $ . 5 for topless and still only NOVA finish! This about kills my vibe, but I only had an extra. 8 on me as my limit for the day was $$. So I now know I will never be going back to see her or anyone from that location, so say fuck it tell her I only have. 8 and want to touch her while she NOVA's me. Dream me says this knowing I will never finish from an HJ without touching at least over the clothes and likely will not even then. Long story longer, she agrees as I imagine she is hurting for clients. Her true colors come through with a very lackluster NOVA job, her face is bored the entire time and keeps asking if I will cum every 2 minutes, like she wants dream me to hurry up. I will say her dream tits did feel decent even through her shirt. So I am lkaying there feeling kind of good with her effort but can start to tell I won't finish from her attempt. I take the matter in my own hands while she sits between my legs and dream me imagines fucking the daylight out of what looks like a reasonable ass. Hahahahaha, dream me finishes, Mimi cleans up dream me quite nicely and offers a shower. Dream me accepts, gets a towel and Mimi grabs my clothing and shows me to the bathroom and shower. I did appreciate her bringing my clothes into the bathroom so I could watch them, but I only had my car key attached to a belt loop and nothing else with me. Shower over, dream me dresses and Mimi walks me out. I can still hear other ladies talking when we walk past the curtained off living room but I do not see anyone else.

Long story real long it was a great massage even for that price, but everything else after that was a waste. I did ask if a larger tip would get more than just her top off but Mimi said nothing else was available. I am sure many of you fine mongering have been to this location already, but for those newbies at least you have some idea of what you are getting yourself into! Haha, stay safe out there mongers and ladies!

Dude, I'm sorry that happened to you. Thanks for TOFTT. I saw her ad and wanted to try, even did some research (as we all do) as to the standard procedures and tips when paying. 2 for a massage. That's crazy that it doesn't come with the standard NOVA. We Def need to stand together and not pay these girls inflated prices. I've read elsewhere in NOVA the. 2 covers the finish as well. Anyway, thanks for the intel. I Def won't be calling her.

[Mdubya]

I had a similar dream in Tysons. Might be the same place. I told her I wanted everything and she said HJ for 100. I told her no way tipped her 20 and left.

I can't believe guys are paying 100 for a HJ. What is this world coming to. I can see if it was an enhanced HJ like full touch, daty, or something. But just a regular ol hand job? I've never met a lady who could HJ me better than me LOL.