Massage Parlor Reports

**HornedLaw** · 06-11-20 18:44

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Got a text from Mimi / Mia telling me she's back in town.

I zipped by for a quick sesh to see my old friend. We talked for a bit, had a few laughs, and then I laid down for a massage. She owns two spas one here the other at 307 in Vienna. Due to the virus they are operating with very limited staff. It's just her at 8303 and Sasha on board at 307. Choosing between the two is simple as they offer different experiences.

If you're in the mood for a solid massage and a quality standard NoVa. You go with Mimi. She's older and chubbier for sure but makes up for it and skill and authenticity. She wont hassle you about $. Shes a professional. She's my go to but I've been seeing her for years so there is some bias in this review.

That being said, YMMV but her menu becomes more open if she's comfortable w / you. Being a bigger woman she's got that PAAG.

Sasha is younger, skinnier and all about the FS. If you don't care about the massage and just want to smash, youll play a game of deal or no deal with her (shes def a do not pass go until she collects $$) then go see Sasha at 307 maple.

GnS.

I'm going to second GripNSip's review of 8303. I figured I'd pop in for an early visit on a weekday to hopefully be the first customer of the day. Sent a text at 10 am asking for a 12:30 appt and got the confirmation almost instantly. When I showed up there were two women working and the shorter, older woman asked me if I wanted four hands, I declined and she led me to the room. Unfortunately I didn't get her name, but I'd say she's easily in her 40's, if not early 50's. Not skin and bones and not fat, so no complaints from me. Paid. 6 for the full hour and got started. Before the message she sprayed some sort of sanitizer all over her hands and forearms as well as mine. Masks were worn at all times.

The massage was excellent. I'd say it's easily on par with the majority of the much more expensive massages at fancier spas. She regularly asked how things were feeling but I had no complaints. She even climbed up on the table to get leverage on my back and put her whole body into it. On the flip there were no negotiations, no asking what I wanted, beyond motioning if everything was good, which of course it was. She applied some pressure around my belly button which I've since learned is a "pressure point" of sorts that makes junior extra excited. There was no beating around the Bush or edging, just a mechanical yet pleasurable massage there. After wiping me down with a towel, which was regularly done after doing sections of the body to remove the massage lotions and oils, she continued on my legs.

She offered a foot massage, which I declined as I'm far too ticklish. Then she asked if I wanted a scalp and head massage which I did want. She once again applied some sort of sanitizer on her hands and gave me a nice neck, head, and scalp massage. I'll definitely be going back here again.

**OldManInVa** · 06-11-20 18:01

Saw Michelle at G&G today. She is probably in her 40's but has a tight body with nice bolt-ons. She met me at the door in a low cut top and a skirt that wasn't much bigger than the mask she was wearing. The table shower was very thorough and paid attention to all the right areas. Back in the room the massage was decent with her sitting on on my legs and back while rubbing me down. On the flip she had already taken off her clothes and allowed liberal roaming while she gave Jr a very slow workout. She paid attention to when I got close and backed off a couple of times before taking me over the edge. A great NOVA finish. She cleaned me up and continued the massage on my hands, feet and legs. Walked out in about 50 minutes of my hour massage but I didn't feel cheated too much. I will go back.

**GeorgeGrey** · 06-11-20 16:51

So today I decided to stop by one of my favorite AMPs in Reston, K&J wellness. I was greeted and showered by a fairly attractive mid 40-year-old lady who I believe at this time might have been the main manager since I had to specifically ask for her to do the massage as well. Table shower was fairly standard with a little more booty hole attention then I particularly wanted but I shrugged it off. The massage was very gentle and somewhat lackluster. She left the room at least twice to go talk and answer the phone which kind of bothered me, but at that point it was safe to say I wasn't there for a light back rub. The massage proceeded with some slight small talk, until she gestured for the flip. This is when things got slightly uncomfortable. I have frequented this spot for the past 2-3 years and have never had this much haggling to this extent. I have read these boards for almost a year now and I find myself to be fairly conscious on standard Nova prices. I walked in with 120 but ALWAYS leave my I'd / wallet in the car, just to cover my ass in case uncle LEO comes knocking. On the flip she asked me what I wanted, and I asked her what is available. She began to gesture the HJ and said that it would be $100 extra which slightly took me off guard, I said oh that's not what it usually is? I asked her well what else is available when she gestured for a CBJ for an extra $160. I reiterated again that I only walked in with $40 extra since that it what it normally is for standard and this is when she got very hostile and pretty rude. She laughed at me, threw my money back at me and said that $40 is just for my tip and that I needed money now. As many would say, when you are already stiff as a board, and naked on a table the last thing you want to do is get dressed, walk back out to your car just to come back in, undress, and start from scratch in hopes of getting a mediocre HJ. So I said OK then that's fine I think I'll just pass for now. She then proceeded to tell me how cheap I am and that my money is no longer good here and demanded I get dressed and leave. I'm a big believer in no matter how much the outcome doesn't stack up to your dream, you have to be polite to the ladies. I said I'm sorry that we couldn't work something out, got dressed and left. She even gave me a kiss when I was leaving which was the cherry on top of the weird encounter cake. It was definitely unfortunate that it came to this but if guys keep on forking over escort type money for a slight massage and a HJ they will keep on jacking the prices up on us. Hopefully I took the bullet now for someone to better deal with it in the future. So while I write this closing with a heavy heart. And even heavier balls, I feel that I might not go back to this location. Definitely a shame since this was my go to spot pre C19. I get it times are tough, but when you demand crazy prices on top of being unpleasant and rude. That's a no go from me.

Total damage $80 (sigh).

Happy hunting out there.

GG.

**OrZammar** · 06-11-20 11:11

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

Thank you guys for pointing that out. To all you brahs who smashed was it good?

I left a more detailed report in the escort thread (because that's pretty much what session was) but short of it was she kinda blindsided me with the BBFS. It was still tight and wet. Wet probably from all the deepthroating, but still.

Aa for her actual massage, which was done as an afterthought. She does real hard elbow work. I'm job is labor intensive so all that back cracking was much appreciated. But I can see it being too much for others.

**Asphalt** · 06-11-20 09:29

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

What's FW?

Probably Franconia, sorry.

**Asphalt** · 06-11-20 09:28

Originally Posted by Novacreeper [View Original Post]

So after testing the establishments in my hood- Landmark- for the past I don't know how many weeks, I finally got a response from FW on Monday. When you call, it just rings, but they text you right back saying appointment only (which I found out they're only complying to Mr. Northam) and it's cash only and face mask.

Showed up at the designated time and texted when I arrived. Let in by a 40 ish Chinese provider who was the only one there. Typical AMP fare, 5'3, Very skinny, wearing a mask. The place weirdly dark (3 pm) but other than that, place was clean and relaxig as usual.

Opted for a 1/2 and got on the table. Subpar massage skills, mostly ST with little convo. Because her English was very bad and I had trouble making small talk with her. Those were the only 2 downs during this rendezvous. Everything else was above Nova level which is why I hit this place up periodically.

1/2 way into the rub she said something. I assume signaling to flip- so I did. Without pleading or mention of monetary prompting, she was already taking off her sundress playfully presenting a very thin bod, small ass and tits. Pretty much no front massage as I leaned up to draw her against me and explore her tiny-ness, She put her masked mouth on Rod Stewart and said something about it being difficult with a mask, but I was fine keeping masked groping her (I've gotten one here back in pre-Covid days). I may have been able to go unmasked but I've gone this long so I'm not doing it. YMMV.

After a couple of minutes of playing around I slid her panties off and pulled her back onto the table with me. She was on top and rubbed Rod between her legs and said "outside OK?

She gyrated simulated CG while stroking for the remaining 10 or so minutes- She didn't jackhammer at all and I stopped her a couple of times to edge.

All-in all it was an above average NOVA experience which is why I frequent this place when I can. I was extremely impressed by not having to go into indepth negotiation for extras or putting up with pouting.

House: 6. , tip:60 Good luck out there.

What's FW?

**Asphalt** · 06-11-20 09:22

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

I have always dreamed of tara's Voluptuous body sliding nuru. If I'm ever back in nova I will book this session.

Beware, it doesn't say she does nuru, is says she uses nuru gel. I'm not sure she would get the full slip and slide.

**Miketastic69** · 06-10-20 21:38

Originally Posted by MoCoMan [View Original Post]

I've visited most of the independent Thai providers in NoVa, and Tara is far and away my favorite. Her massage skills are first-rate, although I might give KK and Vandara a slight edge in that area. It's pretty close, IMHO. But Tara offers a combination of sweetness, sensuality and beauty that elevate a 60- or 90-minute session to the next level, and make it something fondly remembered days, weeks and even months later. For me, she is in a league of her own. That's why I'm mightily intrigued about a new option I just saw for the first time in her latest BP ad: namely, the Tara Special, which she describes as a "full body massage-Nuru gel combination, including body shampoo scrub and shower". Rates are double those for her basic service. But given my excellent experiences with Tara, I'm inclined to try this new premium option. I'm willing to TOFTT, but would love to hear from anyone who has already tried the Tara Special, including whether you thought it was worth the upcharge and would request it again. Be sure to mention whether you chose the 30-, 60- or 90-minute Tara Special, and if you would opt for a longer or shorter session next time. Thanks in advance for your honest sharing. And be careful out there! https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9631860.html.

I have always dreamed of tara's Voluptuous body sliding nuru. If I'm ever back in nova I will book this session.

**BaseGod** · 06-10-20 16:59

Has anyone been lately? Do they offer anything extra?

**BuckshotWatson** · 06-10-20 12:31

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

Going twice?

The photo is of a Thai actress named (I think) Jukkoo Salita: http://www.dramatrailers.com/actress...lita-klinchan/.

**InSearch69** · 06-10-20 11:21

Review say beautiful girl, naked, HJ finish only.

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

Going twice?

**PilotAviator** · 06-10-20 11:19

Appointments only (and I think it may help if MMS already knows you as a good, past customer).

Everyone masked (and gloved) when I arrived.

Escorted to studio, house fee collected.

Two minutes later moved to table shower -- best 20 minutes I've enjoyed since COVID shutdown. I was so clean.

Dried off, moved back to the studio and an exceptional deep-tissue massage followed.

Very nice edging before and after flip, standard NoVA pleasures at standard tips.

Seven is a great place. My massage technician was great!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Novacreeper** · 06-10-20 10:04

So after testing the establishments in my hood- Landmark- for the past I don't know how many weeks, I finally got a response from FW on Monday. When you call, it just rings, but they text you right back saying appointment only (which I found out they're only complying to Mr. Northam) and it's cash only and face mask.

Showed up at the designated time and texted when I arrived. Let in by a 40 ish Chinese provider who was the only one there. Typical AMP fare, 5'3, Very skinny, wearing a mask. The place weirdly dark (3 pm) but other than that, place was clean and relaxig as usual.

Opted for a 1/2 and got on the table. Subpar massage skills, mostly ST with little convo. Because her English was very bad and I had trouble making small talk with her. Those were the only 2 downs during this rendezvous. Everything else was above Nova level which is why I hit this place up periodically.

1/2 way into the rub she said something. I assume signaling to flip- so I did. Without pleading or mention of monetary prompting, she was already taking off her sundress playfully presenting a very thin bod, small ass and tits. Pretty much no front massage as I leaned up to draw her against me and explore her tiny-ness, She put her masked mouth on Rod Stewart and said something about it being difficult with a mask, but I was fine keeping masked groping her (I've gotten one here back in pre-Covid days). I may have been able to go unmasked but I've gone this long so I'm not doing it. YMMV.

After a couple of minutes of playing around I slid her panties off and pulled her back onto the table with me. She was on top and rubbed Rod between her legs and said "outside OK?

She gyrated simulated CG while stroking for the remaining 10 or so minutes- She didn't jackhammer at all and I stopped her a couple of times to edge.

All-in all it was an above average NOVA experience which is why I frequent this place when I can. I was extremely impressed by not having to go into indepth negotiation for extras or putting up with pouting.

House: 6. , tip:60 Good luck out there.

**Creeping** · 06-10-20 07:28

Texted her yesterday, she says she's in NYC and is afraid of traveling due to C19. I told her hell, she needs to worry about being in NY!! She says she hopes to return soon.

Creepin.

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

I saw her in March maybe and her ass was looking nice and plump. She said she gained like 20 lbs. So that ass was looking nice even had stretch marks LOL. She has the most ass out of any Chinese girl I've seen lately. Asian with big tits is okay but if she got a phat ass to match its a wrap. Please take my money! She's given me massages that are on par with the rest and she's FS.I have a feeling she may be returning soon. She ignores her phone when she's not in town.

**WillyBetten** · 06-09-20 22:47

Originally Posted by MoCoMan [View Original Post]

I've visited most of the independent Thai providers in NoVa, and Tara is far and away my favorite. Her massage skills are first-rate, although I might give KK and Vandara a slight edge in that area. It's pretty close, IMHO. But Tara offers a combination of sweetness, sensuality and beauty that elevate a 60- or 90-minute session to the next level, and make it something fondly remembered days, weeks and even months later. For me, she is in a league of her own. That's why I'm mightily intrigued about a new option I just saw for the first time in her latest BP ad: namely, the Tara Special, which she describes as a "full body massage-Nuru gel combination, including body shampoo scrub and shower". Rates are double those for her basic service. But given my excellent experiences with Tara, I'm inclined to try this new premium option. I'm willing to TOFTT, but would love to hear from anyone who has already tried the Tara Special, including whether you thought it was worth the upcharge and would request it again. Be sure to mention whether you chose the 30-, 60- or 90-minute Tara Special, and if you would opt for a longer or shorter session next time. Thanks in advance for your honest sharing. And be careful out there! https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9631860.html.

I've been seen Tara since. 2012-2013 ish. My best experience w / her was when she let me sim-fuck her. She oiled up her thighs, laid on the table face down, and let me fuck her between the thighs. Absolute treat. I wonder how much a freak she'll be if she does fully body nuru.