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06-15-20 18:32 #15814
Posts: 1Question
Prior to closure, has anyone been to Nikki's Massage Spa in Manassas? I'm curious if it's strictly therapeutic or if HE is on the Menu. Waiting for re-opening. TIA.
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06-15-20 10:24 #15813
Posts: 63Originally Posted by Bentaki [View Original Post]
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06-15-20 09:32 #15812
Posts: 202Tiffany
Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]
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06-15-20 06:36 #15811
Posts: 560Ava and Tiffany
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06-14-20 23:44 #15810
Posts: 23Search
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06-14-20 22:26 #15809
Posts: 7Pretty please
Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]
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06-14-20 16:10 #15808
Posts: 172Thai Providers in Reston
I know that the independants in general are kind of a crapshoot and tend to stay with some of the more well known ones such as Nikki, KK, etc. , but has anyone had any experience with the ones in the Reston / Herndon area. Currently I see Procha, Ginger (not sure if she is spicy or not), Candy, and Tanya.
For that matter are any of the AMP's advertising? I have been looking around and have not seen anything. Perhaps they are staying under the radar.
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06-14-20 14:44 #15807
Posts: 420Anna Health
I was in the area scoping out to see if the gals from sister spa had returned to Annandale and was crushed to discover that they were still closed due to the virus. Defeated, I walked down the stairs of 7540 little river and saw a danky sign that read "neck and shoulder massage" with an arrow you'd expect to see on a neon sign at a quirky red light district but at an even lower budget. I followed this arrow that lead me to the backside of the building where I spotted a white car with another sign that said massage and yet another arrow pointing its way to the door. With time to kill and a yearning for adventure and experimentation I made way like a horny Alice in wonderland and followed this rabbit hole to a door with a plaque that read Anna health essential oil massage or some shit and open a door that lead down to the basement. The place looked like I opened a portal into China town because the Animals of the Chinese zodiac were imprinted on each stair as I'm lead into the massage venue hidden deep within the basement of this building. The loadout is what you might find at a Chinese rub and tug trying way too hard, with tables separated merely by curtains and decorations of Chinese lanterns just strung ubiquitously throughout. Mamasan was sitting at the desk and with a sign that read $49/ hr I couldn't refuse. I paid the lady who also turned out to be my masseuse and made my way into the room to undress.
There's no tug here. Surprisingly despite the tackiness expected of a jackshack. This place is legit. The massage was ok. It's definitely worth the 50 for the hour but I was surprised to discover truthfully I've had better at my AMPs. I seldom get legit massages so the experience was nice in that it allowed me to appreciate that some of these ladies in that AMP business can really compete with the actual CMTs. Would I return? Probably not. But I did find it educational and a bit humorous. The place you'd think of as a typical happy ending parlor is legit where as if you take a trek to a place as immaculate as spa sung, you'd go in and expect a legit massage with no extras. Food for thought.
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06-14-20 12:51 #15806
Posts: 269Luna
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06-14-20 12:14 #15805
Posts: 269Face
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06-14-20 00:27 #15804
Posts: 622Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]
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06-13-20 21:00 #15803
Posts: 35Sheets and towels were clean
Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]
Hell yes I showered twice afterward. Disinfected the car, too.
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06-13-20 17:19 #15802
Posts: 28Originally Posted by HughJapenis [View Original Post]
I see that Daisy in McLean is also open now.
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06-13-20 17:17 #15801
Posts: 28Originally Posted by HughJapenis [View Original Post]
I see that Daisy in McLean is also open now.
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06-13-20 11:57 #15800
Posts: 130Meanwhile, just down the road
Originally Posted by Backrub321 [View Original Post]
I walk through the front door of the place and I am welcomed by the clang of what sounds like $593 worth of wind chimes hanging from the door knob. In hindsight I now know that the sound of those chimes were my audible cue that I was being whisked away to another realm. That door was like the door to the wardrobe leading to Narnia, although this place wasn't near as magical. The front door opens to a staircase. I ascend and I'm greeted at the top by two things.
The first thing I'm greeted by is the potent smell of recently cooked Chinese food. The second is a woman in her mid to late 50's who looks like the comic book version of the Joker. This lady was thin, gangling, had messy, stringy hair that was half pinned up and had a big Joker smile. She tells me that I can only have a hhr and leads me to the room. I pray she is mama. The room looked like the set of every crime scene from every "a hooker was strangled to death in this room by her panties" movie ever made. Dank walls, carpet, the room is lit up by red lights, and there is a couch in the room that was probably a prop from CSI SVU. The couch is old and covered in an old grubby sheet with an even grosser throw pillow. The massage table however is clean and smells of detergent.
In returns The Joker. But not going to lie. The Joker gave me a pretty good massage. She's decently strong and has good technique. She's nowhere near as good as the elites in the area, but she's good. Speaking of butt, The Joker began to tease there and do the ball and taint dance. I am hot toweled and flipped. She tickle teases the front with emphasis on my bozack and despite the view being lackluster I'm ready to go. She proceeds to give me a really nice Hugh Jackman. I place a hand on her ass but then quickly remove it. If I wanted pancakes I'd be at Cracker Barrel.
Eventually I shoot ropes everywhere and then The Joker got weird. She brought paper towels over to the table after grabbing lube for the tugger. But after I popped, she has the big Joker smile, grabs the pop with her finger tips and says "wow you shot X times" and picked it up off of me and played with it with her fingers for a few seconds before cleanup. Now, if one of the angels from the Hall of Fame would've done that would I have been weirded out? Maybe not. I may have gotten even harder and asked for another hhr. But her doing it with that Joker smile and face, in that generic, Netflix crime scene reenactment setting, convinced me that the food I smelled as I walked in was the last monger that visited 8 MM Narnia and I needed to go before The Joker realizes that she'd like to know what burly mulatto tastes like covered in Kung Pao sauce. I got up to get dressed and she told me I could sit on the couch that looks like it's covered in HIV and COVID-19 to put my shoes and stuff on. Little does she know, you couldn't pay me to sit on that couch. Well maybe you could. But it'd have to be enough to cover my inevitable clinical fees and buy a new project car.
If this level of vice sounds like your cup of tea, "I Spa Vienna" is the Google search and I paid 4 house and 4 to The Joker. Stay safe brahs.
Frankie.