Massage Parlor Reports

**TheOuroboros** · 07-03-20 10:13

Doing it wrong:

Sup Losers, Tanner here. I stopped by my go to for massage in asiandale. Saw my regular fling a dozen times and she's always took care of your boi. Haha, you know what I'm talking about. Of course you don't LOL you ain't me. Anyway got my hour rub and then she snatched the oil and gave little tanner a nice shower. Worked the ol' bone until I blasted off. It was awesome! Can't wait to return. Anyway, that's my contribution, the classic one and done if ya need me I'll be over in the escort board asking seniors to divulge all of their secrets so I don't have to do any legwork. Smell ya later nerds!

Doing it right:

I had a dream I visited Won Massage (Name of AMP) in Annandale (location) It's located in a tiny corner complex next to a bubble tea shop and an Ethiopian restaurant (points of reference). Jenny (name of provider) is the girl who works there currently. She's late 30's, Chinese, long dark hair, bubbly face, but a nice body with great curvature (description of provider). The striking thing about Jenny is that her English is near perfect, the only provider you can have a full blown conversation with while she's massaging you and if you do choose, while she's jerking you off. She's exactly what I'd imagine an AMP provider would be if they spoke fluent English, and by that I mean she's batshit insane LOL. She's a really quirky personality. Up there if not weirder than Joyce for those of you who know her and her odd nature. Now she's not going to listerine your junk, and her menu is much much more limited (Just a standard Nova). But she's got great technique and might let you get a peak at her awesome natural teddDs. The massage portion is just a light touch, so honestly my recommendation would be to save yourself a Jackson and just go for a half hour. The main event is the flip. She'll oil up the ol' bone and let me do some light roaming while she jackhammers junior. She lets me roam and I always make my way up her shirt and lift up her bra to treat myself to those juicy titties. I get some light nipple play but she usually beers away because she is super sensitive. But she's got this other weird quirk where she giggles every time she makes you nut. Like she's weirdly into it. (Description is fun) I've seen her many times and while I'd love to do more, I don't think her menu opens up. Never the less it's a nice cheap HE for a. 6 tip (reference of payment).

I'd recommend at least seeing her once for the scrapbook.

**Member #6313** · 07-03-20 09:55

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no...a/9677621.html

I saw Ronda a few weeks ago. She has a nice incall location in Annandale. Not the woman in the pictures but she short, cute and curvy but not over weight. Excellent Thai massage and CFS for $$. Definetly worth the money. See her while she's still here.

**Serpico99** · 07-03-20 09:53

I stopped by Comfort Massage right on the Manassas-Manassas Park city line off of Rt 28. Lucy was my provider who I had seen pre-lockdown. Really cute Chinese with some blonde highlights in her hair. It's 40 for half hour and 60 for an hour. She gives a good massage and on the flip She took direction well, edging me and teasing me to a good finish. I like this spot out of all the Chinese places in Manassas. No other options available, just standard noVa. She did take my temp and asked me to wash my hands. I did have to wear a mask as well.

**Addicus** · 07-02-20 16:08

I tried to go to another place but they won't open until September so I decided to toftt here. I should have kept looking. Lisa let me in and we got started, a decent TS with teasing so I had hopes for more on the menu. Back to the room and she proceeds to give me one of the worst massages I've ever had, just pushing, prodding and squeezing. After about 15 minutes I decided to end the torture and see what was available. The negotiations started and we settled on 1. 2 for the whole menu. I paid the ante and we commenced to play.

Lisa is an attractive slightly thick lady with no sloppy fat, nice and firm. After some CG she refused K9 so into mish we went until I finished. She kept her hand down there the entire time and pushed back with her legs to prevent being indefinitely.

I walked out with total buyers remorse and I won't be going back.

**Start2** · 07-02-20 15:58

Walked into Annandale Wellness but they had only 2 providers working and were taking appointments. So ventured to Spa Sung. "Upscale interior" Overpaid, but since the atmosphere was nice (simulated fire place) and it was my first time I didn't haggle with Sue. I think the last time I experienced such a nice atmosphere was back in the DC golden age when everyplace had line-ups of hot 20's.

Anyway, Spa Sung is more of a "treat" for example when the lock-downs ended then normal rotation.

Funny thing is when the lock-downs ended I had a horrible visit at Sakura. Greeted by a young hotness with a wonderful pair, expectations were high. Unfortunately negotiations deadlocked on GPS. Since I'm not going to take advantage of you, and you're not going to take advantage of me, I'll just get my massage. We did nothing and you get nothing. I use to fork over $20 to avoid a scene but then realized in the grand scheme of things that $20 is better spent toward providers where we both left happy such as what happened later in the year at Spa Sung.

**Strandan** · 07-02-20 13:44

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Anyone have any updates or reports at Javier, I know she use to advertise on Cityx but since it's down I have seen anything, texts and calls in answered Just wondering.

Thanks.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/nice-c...ssage/30748669

**WillyBetten** · 07-02-20 13:39

Originally Posted by OralRub [View Original Post]

Any reviews.

Www.DakiniGoddessofMarrakech.com

Here's your one sentence review.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

**CoolWays** · 07-02-20 13:09

Anyone have any updates or reports at Javier, I know she use to advertise on Cityx but since it's down I have seen anything, texts and calls in answered Just wondering.

Thanks.

**RustyMuffler** · 07-02-20 11:28

Tara and KK are both Thai MILFs who speak great English. They have been mentioned in this forum literally dozens of times over the years. They are stalwarts in the area. And NOVAs are what they give. Along with an excellent deep tissue and / or Swedish massage.

You can easily do a search for Tara in the Northern Virginia forums. I would look under both the massage and escorts forums. But in escorts only because some members mischaracterized the placement of their reviews of those ladies. Again, they are HE only, not FS. Period. Full stop.

A search for KK, on the other hand, presents a problem because her name is only two characters long. I believe you need at least three characters to do a search in USASG. But it would definitely be worth your time to scan back through many, many pages here to read about her. She is a professionally trained CMT and provides a wonderful massage.

In my view, one cannot go wrong meeting either of these lovely ladies.

Good luck out there.

Originally Posted by Tomjay [View Original Post]

I looked back 5/6 pages but didn't see info in Tara or KK. Can you re-share or advise what page or how to find them? Thanks!

**Tomjay** · 07-02-20 09:05

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Others have written long posts praising Tara and KK -- with good reason and with great justification.

This is a short post.

Thank you, great Ladies.

Thank you for always providing an immaculately clean and safe oasis (your studios are always well maintained).

Thank you for always providing and exceptional massage.

Thank you for your smile (even when hidden by a mask).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I looked back 5/6 pages but didn't see info in Tara or KK. Can you re-share or advise what page or how to find them? Thanks!

**HomeGrownHip** · 07-02-20 03:10

Originally Posted by SlowBlo [View Original Post]

Their domain goes through GoDaddy in AZ. Can't imagine it would'nt be hard for the Feds to close it down. The operators may not be in the US but I doubt it will be around long. I'm surprised GoDaddy is still around. Listcrawler.eu has some legit women and so does megapersonals.eu which is almost identical. If the website ends in .com and doesn't redirect to .NL or .EU my guess they will be gone soon

I'm pretty sure the reason they are still around is because the ads on there appear in every city at once and they can't be real. I'm not sure yet about https://bedpage.io but it looks like the cities have unique ads and you can see the city for each post rather then just "USA" which the. Com version is doing along with showing the same ads in every city. The. Io version doesn't do that and provides locations which gives me hope it might actually be real LOL.

**Shinshi86** · 07-01-20 21:10

Originally Posted by BaseGod [View Original Post]

This might sound odd but is their any Asian massage ladies that let you film the session?

AMPs (as well as professional escorts) rarely allow filming / pictures. And even if by some chance she says yes, chances are that it'd be an up sell of an extra 100-200. Just the nature of this area, man.

Hence why I never ask. In the 7 years I've been in this hobby, three girls have allowed it (two escorts and one SB, and all three instances were free of charge).

**PilotAviator** · 07-01-20 19:25

Others have written long posts praising Tara and KK -- with good reason and with great justification.

This is a short post.

Thank you, great Ladies.

Thank you for always providing an immaculately clean and safe oasis (your studios are always well maintained).

Thank you for always providing and exceptional massage.

Thank you for your smile (even when hidden by a mask).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**BaseGod** · 07-01-20 18:36

This might sound odd but is their any Asian massage ladies that let you film the session?

**NovaThings** · 06-30-20 19:10

Originally Posted by Max#01 [View Original Post]

Folks -- This poster posted the same thing in the PG County AMP thread. He cited an article from 2011.

If you looked closely you would see that someone posted that article on my post. Not me. Next time when I get word of busts from my in the knows I'll just keep it to myself. Try to be a contributing member by giving everyone a heads up but don't need your bs. Did you notice how I didn't post the same thing with any link in my original post in the PG thread. So before you go calling people out maybe do a little more research.