Massage Parlor Reports

[InSearch69]

I have seen Jenny a couple of times. Only because she uses multiple accounts and moves around a bit. The good, she isn't super expensive, she will do pretty much anything you want. The bad, she uses multiple fake pictures, she is 40 ish, thicker body (not really fat just really thick. I give her a 4 to 5 on looks, 6-7 on services. She overbooks herself with her multiple phone numbers. My recommendation is there are much better options out there. Happy hunting.

Whats up you all, a newbie here.

Saw an ad of a girl with a damn hot picture and then texted her asking about the service, had a deal to meet at 12.30 but she never gave me the address and I called her later around 5 pm and she texted me back saying she wasn't available. Is this like a normal thing at this time? I was all ready to go and waiting for her to text the address then she just vanishs like a ghost.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jenny-es...gton-dc-420019#erotic.

She's actually got some good reviews.

Anyone know of girls with good skill and looking that's around late 20's or early 30's hit me up please. Thank you in advance.

[TMeister]

Tippi started the trend: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32544343.

Tippi Hedren should sue every Viet nail salon for a piece of their action. She planted the idea and the Viets ran with it. Pay the proper royalties to the lady!

[RockSwithSalt]

Seems like most of the fresh-off-the-boat Viet girls went straight to the nail salons. Not sure how the manicure business so quickly became a Viet thing, but seems like 95% of all salons are owned by Viets. Many of them are making serious bank at it, too.

Tippi started the trend: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32544343.

[LittleGiant]

Whats up you all, a newbie here.

Saw an ad of a girl with a damn hot picture and then texted her asking about the service, had a deal to meet at 12.30 but she never gave me the address and I called her later around 5 pm and she texted me back saying she wasn't available. Is this like a normal thing at this time? I was all ready to go and waiting for her to text the address then she just vanishs like a ghost.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jenny-es...gton-dc-420019#erotic.

She's actually got some good reviews.

Anyone know of girls with good skill and looking that's around late 20's or early 30's hit me up please. Thank you in advance.

[RockSwithSalt]

A few interesting ads that appear to be independents offering various massage services have popped up in the beauty section of CL. Including a couple for nude nuru. Any intel on these providers? NVA section.

[TMeister]

This reminded me of the 'good ol days', back in the 70's & 80's (gives you an idea of how old I am LOL), when all the AMPs advertised in the back of the Sports section of the WaPo. All the AMPs were Viet back then. Does anyone know of an AMP that (still) has Viet providers? Amazing how the Chinese have taken over the massage business (but I hear in places like New York there are Korean places. But NY has everything, Russian, Hispanic.) Would love to be seen by a Viet lady again.

Seems like most of the fresh-off-the-boat Viet girls went straight to the nail salons. Not sure how the manicure business so quickly became a Viet thing, but seems like 95% of all salons are owned by Viets. Many of them are making serious bank at it, too.

Sadly, it seems like many Viet girls who come to America enjoy the fatty diet and bloat up to chubby size rather quickly. Right now, it's the K-girls who tend to keep themselves slim and sexy and primed for the AMPs and top tier agencies. Watch any K-POP video on YouTube and it's filled with slender attractive Korean honeys who take a lot of pride in their appearance.

[RyanHarvey]

Discreet Tempus.

You recommend anyone at DT? Brooklyn is the only girl that looks hot to me and she's never available.

[Vcrgt]

Which place is DT?

Discreet Tempus.

[Big Daddy Don]

Reading Frankies posts are definitly entertaining. I am not a big teds fan. I like the smaller girls you can bend and mold better. But. Pre Covid there was a girl named Lily at Roger Bacon in Reston who enjoyed the teds play. She was young and cute with sizable teds. She was not really getting into DATY and I found that unusual. I asked what she liked and she told me to squeeze the teds. I did so and she encouraged to squeeze them harder. I just went for my time but she really seemed to enjoy the tit massage. I don't know if she is still there. There were a few reports on her in the past since she was quite cute.

[DonkeyRope]

I'm a big fan of the PV services. Just started going to BG and the two girls I saw were good in terms of services, but not that good looking.

Eden is great. Girls are hot! Some don't let too much toughing but most do. HE only at this place.

I don't go to ST, but I go to DT when I need more than HE or more touching. More mutual touching since no massage table.

Which place is DT?

[Happy Guy 2]

Had a dream at Best Therapy in Chantilly. I called first and they gave me a slot. Apparently Lucy and Ivy are working and I drew Ivy. She is brand new there, and is a tall busty gal and very nice. Had a delightful and fun Table Shower and a very good massage. And nice play time. She takes direction and is very pleasant friendly gal. Overall, a delightful and fun hour.

Hot Lucy lu greeted me when I left and said to remember to call and make appointment because they get busy and they need time to clean up and sanitize everything. Totally delly enjoyed my "vacation" there. Felt comfortable and they seem to care about safety which is key to me.

Play safe, Happy hunting.

HG2.

[OhioRich]

I got to chance to TOFFT and visited spa fruit.

.... She's a 40-50's Vietnamese woman. ....

This reminded me of the 'good ol days', back in the 70's & 80's (gives you an idea of how old I am LOL), when all the AMPs advertised in the back of the Sports section of the WaPo. All the AMPs were Viet back then. Does anyone know of an AMP that (still) has Viet providers? Amazing how the Chinese have taken over the massage business (but I hear in places like New York there are Korean places. But NY has everything, Russian, Hispanic.) Would love to be seen by a Viet lady again. I'd go here but don't want to risk the chance of getting mangled by Mz. Muscles.

[Lzh24]

Does it still need to make an appointment or can just walk-in?

Have not been to one since March.

[TheOuroboros]

I got to chance to TOFFT and visited spa fruit.

They do an array of different things in addition to the basic FB massage and when I asked if they had a table shower I was given this deluxe vichy shower. So it's a 30 min massage followed by a 30 min vichy shower. The whole place smelled of legit. Massage tables, sauna, and three shower rooms. It's a pretty big place. So I'm finally am greeted by lily. She's a 40-50's Vietnamese woman.
Analysis time: Maybe I lead you all astray. Maybe there is a banana spa somewhere in falls church and I fucked up. Maybe I played all my cards wrong. Maybe I was supposed to say some secret phrase and failed some extensive LEO test. Whatever the case there is something clear. Maybe I saw someone different than Coolie, the place is certainly big enough to hold more than one staff. Id love to dissect my experience with Coolie for sure. But one thing is certain. YMMV is working against me. Hard.

-GnS.

Or is it "if at first you don't succeed, try try again?

I decided to make another effort to go to spa fruit. Wishful thinking.

Instead of Vietnamese lily I got another masseuse, a chunky black girl named Stephanie with truckasaurus hands who really did a number on my back. Wasn't so much a massage as it was getting people's elbowed by Dwayne "the rock" Johnson. No flip. Just 30 min of physical punishment, to the point where I don't even think I would have been in the mood for anything extra even if it was offered. I still got a table shower which thankfully is still done by Lily. I really just wanted to check off Vietnamese as part of my asian bingo. But there's no extras here. No hint of nothing. So 3 strikes and I'm out. This scientist knows that doing the same thing and expecting a different result is in fact insanity, and I'm not much of a fan of blowing $$+ every time just to come up empty.

[VaPlay]

I went to Yams in Chantilly yesterday. Met at the door by MMS who showed me to a room while collecting the $80 house fee. She left with a promise of a "good masseuse" to take care of me. Mimi walks in a few moments later to lead me to the TS. She is probably in her 40's, thin. Smaller tits (sorry Frankie, nothing to see here) and small ass. She gives me a very thorough TS with lots of attention given to the nooks and crannies. Every inch of me felt very clean. Even the few extra that popped up during the process. We went back to the room and settled in. She gave me a good massage, medium pressure with lots of teasing before the flip. She allowed roaming as she stood at the head of the table and enjoyed the way I massaged her legs and ass. The only question she asked me on the flip is if I wanted her to "remove". She quickly obliged and climbed back on the table. She used the tits she has to her best advantage as she rubbed over me and my boys. She then slid down a little lower to give me a BBJ. At one point she made a motion which seemed to indicate FS, but not my thing. She left me happy and finished up with more massage to finish out the hour.

Probably the best part of this was not having to discuss the tip. She counted it after I dropped it on the cabinet while getting dressed. This is the first time I have gone to Yams but will return.

OldMan.

Next try Best at the other end of the building and ask for Lucy Lu. If you enjoy 40 ish with the body of a 20 yo. and service second to none, become her friend?