Massage Parlor Reports

[Goldmund56]

Paid a call to Lara in Crystal City yesterday. Nice discreet upscale location as advertised.

As OldBoomer said, she is African not AA and her accent is delightful. Sorry, RR, but she is nowhere near a BBW. Tall and firm with augmented but very naturally shaped boobs, a sight to behold in lingerie and even more spectacular topless.

Dropped the donation, undressed and laid down for the massage, which was the right balance of firm and gentle, with some strong stretches where needed. It was my first time experiencing hot stones. A pleasant sensation when Lara is massaging elsewhere. After some time Lara noted all my particular tension points and produced a machine that looked rather dangerous but loosened up the tough spots a treat. Overall it was one of my best massage experiences and an hour passed quickly. It would have been fun even if not delivered by a real looker.

On the flip she massaged my head and neck, with nice proximity to her assets. I wasn't looking for HE on this occasion so the subject did not come up. I left a tip over the advertised charge and departed relaxed and a better person. I will return.

[MikelSuTiger]

They probably have a solid rotation of regulars and don't need anynew photographer. , I can only imagine how many photos have been taken of their bld on a daily basis. I've never taken the package deal. But have met, them each twice at 80-140 w Ava and 200 w Tiffany.

Tried to set up an appointment but they raised their rates to $$$50. I said no thank you and went to one of the kagencies. Hoping people don't pay for a massage and half hour of GFE because that will be the new standard for everyone else in this area who are paying $$$ for a massage and FS already.

[NovaThings]

Tried to set up an appointment but they raised their rates to $$$50. I said no thank you and went to one of the kagencies. Hoping people don't pay for a massage and half hour of GFE because that will be the new standard for everyone else in this area who are paying $$$ for a massage and FS already.

[NovaThings]

I went to Yams in Chantilly yesterday. Met at the door by MMS who showed me to a room while collecting the $80 house fee. She left with a promise of a "good masseuse" to take care of me. Mimi walks in a few moments later to lead me to the TS. She is probably in her 40's, thin. Smaller tits (sorry Frankie, nothing to see here) and small ass. She gives me a very thorough TS with lots of attention given to the nooks and crannies. Every inch of me felt very clean. Even the few extra that popped up during the process. We went back to the room and settled in. She gave me a good massage, medium pressure with lots of teasing before the flip. She allowed roaming as she stood at the head of the table and enjoyed the way I massaged her legs and ass. The only question she asked me on the flip is if I wanted her to "remove". She quickly obliged and climbed back on the table. She used the tits she has to her best advantage as she rubbed over me and my boys. She then slid down a little lower to give me a BBJ. At one point she made a motion which seemed to indicate FS, but not my thing. She left me happy and finished up with more massage to finish out the hour.

Probably the best part of this was not having to discuss the tip. She counted it after I dropped it on the cabinet while getting dressed. This is the first time I have gone to Yams but will return.

OldMan.

Went to same location, saw same person but way way older than 40's, even by Asian standards she's probably in her 60's minimum. Even the mask couldn't hide it, body shape, etc. Still good time but she wanted donation up front but nice overall. Just giving a more accurate description.

[Serpico99]

My 1st visit, no sign on building, no sign on door however when you open the dark window tainted door you will know you are at the right place. Was wearing my mask, rang the bell and hear voices on the other side. Waited almost two minutes was going to ring again then Ma'ma san (not wearing mask) who was having a very angry conversation with someone on the phone opened door & led me to room. $60 HH, $80 HR as I've never been opted for HR. Got undressed removed mask and laid on the table, noted the room has no clock. In walks Eva, with mask when she sees I have non removes' hers. Eva is pretty, mid 30's with an awesome set of natural tatas! Fist stop TS, she scrubs everything down very well, paying extra attention to the important parts. Back to room for the massage, which starts off with a heavy set of hot towels on my back, it felt great however immediately made me have to urinate. Massage was combination of hand, knee and foot. Was interesting however next time I'll skip that part. When massage ended Eva rubber her crotch back & forth on my hand and licked her lips I said YES. She went to leave the room I said I needed to use the restroom, she took me by the hand. When I was leaving she was there ready to take me back to the room. Upon arriving I laid on the table as she stripped and immediately went for what was raising hard and fast, she licked and stroked Jr. With vengeance, we've not talked about anything yet she was just going to town hard and fast, making all kinds of cooing sounds. She had a cover ready in hand I got up off the table she said yea baby anything I laid her back on the table, legs spread applied the covered up and went in. She went mad bucking her hips, yelling fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Went at this for a bit and she said Ohhhh Cumming, Cumming, Cumming throwing her head back bucking even more. When that settled down she turned around for doggie and wanted more so I supported. Doggies was sweet and eventually popped in the bag. Eva was sweet, as she showed incentive and just kicked thing off with no negotiations I gave her 140 would have tried for 120 if we talked first, however I elected to reward her imitative. On my way out caught short glimpse of another cutie with nice Tatas. Ma'ma son suggested I return and try new girl. I'd take round two with Eva and have no issues.

Pine in Fairfax I assume? Or Pine in Herndon?

[WillyHost]

My 1st visit, no sign on building, no sign on door however when you open the dark window tainted door you will know you are at the right place. Was wearing my mask, rang the bell and hear voices on the other side. Waited almost two minutes was going to ring again then Ma'ma san (not wearing mask) who was having a very angry conversation with someone on the phone opened door & led me to room. $60 HH, $80 HR as I've never been opted for HR. Got undressed removed mask and laid on the table, noted the room has no clock. In walks Eva, with mask when she sees I have non removes' hers. Eva is pretty, mid 30's with an awesome set of natural tatas! Fist stop TS, she scrubs everything down very well, paying extra attention to the important parts. Back to room for the massage, which starts off with a heavy set of hot towels on my back, it felt great however immediately made me have to urinate. Massage was combination of hand, knee and foot. Was interesting however next time I'll skip that part. When massage ended Eva rubber her crotch back & forth on my hand and licked her lips I said YES. She went to leave the room I said I needed to use the restroom, she took me by the hand. When I was leaving she was there ready to take me back to the room. Upon arriving I laid on the table as she stripped and immediately went for what was raising hard and fast, she licked and stroked Jr. With vengeance, we've not talked about anything yet she was just going to town hard and fast, making all kinds of cooing sounds. She had a cover ready in hand I got up off the table she said yea baby anything I laid her back on the table, legs spread applied the covered up and went in. She went mad bucking her hips, yelling fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Went at this for a bit and she said Ohhhh Cumming, Cumming, Cumming throwing her head back bucking even more. When that settled down she turned around for doggie and wanted more so I supported. Doggies was sweet and eventually popped in the bag. Eva was sweet, as she showed incentive and just kicked thing off with no negotiations I gave her 140 would have tried for 120 if we talked first, however I elected to reward her imitative. On my way out caught short glimpse of another cutie with nice Tatas. Ma'ma son suggested I return and try new girl. I'd take round two with Eva and have no issues.

[Mark User]

What does DT stand for?

Discreet tempus. . . If you scroll down enough you'll run into it.

[TheRabbit]

Overall, I will repeat visit DT.

What does DT stand for?

[OldBoomer]

TOFTT and saw Lara who has been advertising heavily on Craigslist. Easy to find as she is based in Pentagon City, which is rare. Although her CL af looks fairly legit, she also has ads on adultsearch if you Google her number. Not my usual type but very convenient to me so I thought I'd give her a try.

Texted her and she gave me the address which is across from the Costco if you know the Pentagon City area. Pretty swanky apartment building. Although her ad was legit looking, she was wearing lingerie when I came in, which I am not used to. I usually like to pretend I'm just there for the massage at first but no real point in that situation.

Lara is thicc AA girl, borderline BBW but curves where you want them. Late 30's / early 40's is my guess. Caribbean accent, friendly, kind of a silly personality with lots of jokes I didn't get but eager to please.

Room was very clean. She used brand new towels and offered me a shower before we started.

We didn't discuss money up front. I told her that I wanted an hour. I was a little concerned that it was going to be more of a rub down than a real massage given her outfit (she got topless as soon as the massage started) and that she started with oil but that definitely was not the case. The focus was definitely on a therapeutic massage and while not one of the best I've gotten, it was very solid and she incorporated several props like heating pads, a vibrating device of some kind, hot stones and hot towels. Also did some stretching which I always like. She definitely put the effort in.

As far as the erotic part, there actually wasn't much to speak of, with next to no teasing during the therapeutic portion. Maybe she would have incorporated that if I had asked but I was enjoying just relaxing. And surprisingly, despite her being topless, after a thorough legitimate massage, she told me she was done.

I asked her about the finish and she asked how much money I had. I had brought an extra $50 above the $120 hour price and, perhaps foolishly, I told her as much. She said that would cover it and got to work, asking me how I liked my finish. I told her to take it slow and she did with nice technique. She allowed roaming, even some under the minimal clothes she had on and let me play and suck on her huge boobs. I asked about BJ and she said she sometimes does it but not today. Might take multiple visits or more cash. She got the job done anyway in satisfying fashion and that was the end of it. No post release massage which is a shame.

I took her up on the shower and she saw me out. All in all a good time. I don't often repeat so probably won't see her again but if she's your type, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her. Damage was $120/$50 for the hour. I was hoping to just pay the listed hour pricd but considering what I got that's not out of line with the area's prices. Feel free to PM with any questions.

I agree with everything you said. Two additional comments 1) while technically AA, she is more African. Bring your French if you have it. This is not a Cali girl.

2) although I have not yet indulged, four hands are available.

Also, if you prefer a post release massage, ask for it up front: Lara is open to your requests.

Great big headlights.

[RidgeRacer]

TOFTT and saw Lara who has been advertising heavily on Craigslist. Easy to find as she is based in Pentagon City, which is rare. Although her CL af looks fairly legit, she also has ads on adultsearch if you Google her number. Not my usual type but very convenient to me so I thought I'd give her a try.

Texted her and she gave me the address which is across from the Costco if you know the Pentagon City area. Pretty swanky apartment building. Although her ad was legit looking, she was wearing lingerie when I came in, which I am not used to. I usually like to pretend I'm just there for the massage at first but no real point in that situation.

Lara is thicc AA girl, borderline BBW but curves where you want them. Late 30's / early 40's is my guess. Caribbean accent, friendly, kind of a silly personality with lots of jokes I didn't get but eager to please.

Room was very clean. She used brand new towels and offered me a shower before we started.

We didn't discuss money up front. I told her that I wanted an hour. I was a little concerned that it was going to be more of a rub down than a real massage given her outfit (she got topless as soon as the massage started) and that she started with oil but that definitely was not the case. The focus was definitely on a therapeutic massage and while not one of the best I've gotten, it was very solid and she incorporated several props like heating pads, a vibrating device of some kind, hot stones and hot towels. Also did some stretching which I always like. She definitely put the effort in.

As far as the erotic part, there actually wasn't much to speak of, with next to no teasing during the therapeutic portion. Maybe she would have incorporated that if I had asked but I was enjoying just relaxing. And surprisingly, despite her being topless, after a thorough legitimate massage, she told me she was done.

I asked her about the finish and she asked how much money I had. I had brought an extra $50 above the $120 hour price and, perhaps foolishly, I told her as much. She said that would cover it and got to work, asking me how I liked my finish. I told her to take it slow and she did with nice technique. She allowed roaming, even some under the minimal clothes she had on and let me play and suck on her huge boobs. I asked about BJ and she said she sometimes does it but not today. Might take multiple visits or more cash. She got the job done anyway in satisfying fashion and that was the end of it. No post release massage which is a shame.

I took her up on the shower and she saw me out. All in all a good time. I don't often repeat so probably won't see her again but if she's your type, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her. Damage was $120/$50 for the hour. I was hoping to just pay the listed hour pricd but considering what I got that's not out of line with the area's prices. Feel free to PM with any questions.

[HarveyB347]

She sounds like someone is like to see, but. ?

Just got home from a lovely afternoon. I'm not much of a poet or a writer, but I'll do my best for you all.

For starters, scheduling an appointment was / is a headache. The schedule is released in the morning and the office sometimes takes up to fifteen minutes or so. Also, getting the location took a bit, I was scheduled for 5 and got the exact location at 503. Don't bed disheartened though, gentlemen, this story ends and the promised land.

I was greeted at the door by a perky, excited Rachele. Her previous appointment had flaked so she had just gotten up from a nap, but very cute and the pictures are true to life. She takes me to my room, I get comfortable, she comes back in a few minutes later and gets started on a massage that I'd sincerely give a 5/10. It wasn't what you'd get at a spa but it was better than the average AMP in my experience. Also, the conversation was great. She was flirty, made a few jokes, we admired each other's tattoos. It was a time. About fifteen minutes into our hour, she says "I'm going to go ahead and have you turn over early. " And I wasn't complaining. A few more minutes of massage and it's showtime. Start out with a CBJ that I'd rank up there with a BBBJ that I can get at the bar on a Friday night, probably better. Unprompted, she moves up for CCG for a few minutes, not a gorilla fist but far from spacious. We rotate, CMish, DFK, at this point I'm good for about a minute before the pop. She helps me get cleaned up, back to the small talk. After about a minute, she's doing her best to get me ready for round two. FIV and some more DFK. We're about 1:10 into my 1 H appointment and she gets a text that it's time to close up for the night. On the way out the door, I remember that I haven't tipped her yet, hand over $ even and ask if that's alright, she had no issues. YMMV, I'm a fit 20-something that isn't hard on the eyes.

Overall, I will repeat visit DT. Rachele's schedule and mine don't line up very well so I don't think that I'll get to see her again, but if I can she'd be my first pick again. A real sweetheart.

[Vcrgt]

Just got home from a lovely afternoon. I'm not much of a poet or a writer, but I'll do my best for you all.

For starters, scheduling an appointment was / is a headache. The schedule is released in the morning and the office sometimes takes up to fifteen minutes or so. Also, getting the location took a bit, I was scheduled for 5 and got the exact location at 503. Don't bed disheartened though, gentlemen, this story ends and the promised land.

I was greeted at the door by a perky, excited Rachele. Her previous appointment had flaked so she had just gotten up from a nap, but very cute and the pictures are true to life. She takes me to my room, I get comfortable, she comes back in a few minutes later and gets started on a massage that I'd sincerely give a 5/10. It wasn't what you'd get at a spa but it was better than the average AMP in my experience. Also, the conversation was great. She was flirty, made a few jokes, we admired each other's tattoos. It was a time. About fifteen minutes into our hour, she says "I'm going to go ahead and have you turn over early. " And I wasn't complaining. A few more minutes of massage and it's showtime. Start out with a CBJ that I'd rank up there with a BBBJ that I can get at the bar on a Friday night, probably better. Unprompted, she moves up for CCG for a few minutes, not a gorilla fist but far from spacious. We rotate, CMish, DFK, at this point I'm good for about a minute before the pop. She helps me get cleaned up, back to the small talk. After about a minute, she's doing her best to get me ready for round two. FIV and some more DFK. We're about 1:10 into my 1 H appointment and she gets a text that it's time to close up for the night. On the way out the door, I remember that I haven't tipped her yet, hand over $ even and ask if that's alright, she had no issues. YMMV, I'm a fit 20-something that isn't hard on the eyes.

Overall, I will repeat visit DT. Rachele's schedule and mine don't line up very well so I don't think that I'll get to see her again, but if I can she'd be my first pick again. A real sweetheart.

You picked a winner! I've seen her a few times. Always better 2nd+ time as she'll remember you. Didn't discuss $ or menu, just went straight to the fun. Tell her you'll tip her nice and she's ready to party. We didn't do massage. BBBJ, DATY and DFK during my sessions with her. I'm not much of a two pop guy but she tried a lot to make it happen which was hot.

She's very friendly to talk to so it's more like GFE from a sexy GF as she's very sexual, flirty and open minded. She really likes what she does and it shows. She told me about the other girls so nice to hear who offers what or who to avoid.

[DefaultGuy]

Just got home from a lovely afternoon. I'm not much of a poet or a writer, but I'll do my best for you all.

For starters, scheduling an appointment was / is a headache. The schedule is released in the morning and the office sometimes takes up to fifteen minutes or so. Also, getting the location took a bit, I was scheduled for 5 and got the exact location at 503. Don't bed disheartened though, gentlemen, this story ends and the promised land.

I was greeted at the door by a perky, excited Rachele. Her previous appointment had flaked so she had just gotten up from a nap, but very cute and the pictures are true to life. She takes me to my room, I get comfortable, she comes back in a few minutes later and gets started on a massage that I'd sincerely give a 5/10. It wasn't what you'd get at a spa but it was better than the average AMP in my experience. Also, the conversation was great. She was flirty, made a few jokes, we admired each other's tattoos. It was a time. About fifteen minutes into our hour, she says "I'm going to go ahead and have you turn over early. " And I wasn't complaining. A few more minutes of massage and it's showtime. Start out with a CBJ that I'd rank up there with a BBBJ that I can get at the bar on a Friday night, probably better. Unprompted, she moves up for CCG for a few minutes, not a gorilla fist but far from spacious. We rotate, CMish, DFK, at this point I'm good for about a minute before the pop. She helps me get cleaned up, back to the small talk. After about a minute, she's doing her best to get me ready for round two. FIV and some more DFK. We're about 1:10 into my 1 H appointment and she gets a text that it's time to close up for the night. On the way out the door, I remember that I haven't tipped her yet, hand over $ even and ask if that's alright, she had no issues. YMMV, I'm a fit 20-something that isn't hard on the eyes.

Overall, I will repeat visit DT. Rachele's schedule and mine don't line up very well so I don't think that I'll get to see her again, but if I can she'd be my first pick again. A real sweetheart.

[Serpico99]

In my boredom I went scrolling into past posts on the forum hunting the white whale that is the viet providers and I happened to be in the area of a popular place back in the day that was located above the Panera bread. Boy you old folks make it sound like those were the days. Back then you had milk delivered to your door and pretty Asians lined up for your choosing.

Anyway those days are long gone but I decided what the hell. There's still an AMP here, maybe I'll TOFFT and roll the dice.

Well inside is a small little place called sunny and I'm greeted by a Chinese lady named CiCi with a lazy eye but a pleasant personality. She asks if I made an appointment and I said nay I was just stopping by But perhaps you got time to give me a massage. She told me she had an appointment in 30 but could squeeze me in for a half hour. The place gave me legit vibes (spoiler it is) but I figured what the hell worse case I get a good massage.

She asked me if I been here before? And that line I feel like always gives me hope that maybe extras are available but I was honest and said yes. So mad eye moody lead me into the room and gave me a pretty solid 30 min deep tissue. 25 min in I was really into it, I think it's been a while since I've gotten a genuine massage, and my body was really getting into it. You've had those relaxing massages that let you sink into the table and you just doze off into bliss, it was about to be one of those when she said time up and I'll be honest I got a little disappointed but then she said if you want 30 min more I'll bring in other girl?

Jeez, I'm a hopeful optimist aka a naive sap. I agree to the extension and in walks jasmine. Skinnier hotter (but hard to tell with mask), younger and with both eyes looking at me (instead of one veering off into the wall, sorry cici) jasmine gives me round 2 of a pretty damn good massage. Her English is good and we have good conversation. I enjoyed my normie massage but there's was no hint of anything more. Costed 75 and tipped 20 for the good massage. But as you can see this place is a husk of its former glory.

At least I can cross it off the list.

Hell yeah this was great spot years ago when under different ownership. I don't think all was lost with your visit. Part of the thrill to me is trying out new places and seeing what they have to offer. At least you got a great legit massage. And I think next time if you ask for Jasmine right off the bat, you could probably build a limited comfort with them. This visit is better than paying a lot more for crappy massage and rushed services that a lot of other AMPs are offering.

[MangoBalls78]

220 is too much I was quoted 140, and got head for 120. But the girls are very hit or miss. I've had great times and some of the worst times, going there.

I've had some experiences there where I was able to get FS for 160 or 200 but like you said it's really hit or miss. I'm done w / the AMP scene as it's too inconsistent. I would rather stick to the tried and true K-girls.