Massage Parlor Reports

[Pathfinder04]

Went to see about a year ago. Definitely not the lady in the pics. But also not just a HJ. She gave a very, very enthusiastic BBBJ. It was great but I doubt I will return, but who knows. It was good and she was really into it.

Are you sure that's Emma? She looks very legit from her ads and website. I hope your report is accurate because she's just my type.

[Kijimuna]

I drove past a place today called KH massage in Vienna. Any intel on that place?

Legit only. You might a few teases, but no extras.

[Djmd1]

Hello gents. Been craving a good Latina spa and was wondering if anybody has had some good dreams at FHOH or Majestic in MD or w / any good independents.

Fill me in with a PM, much obliged.

Hey all, I've been calling fhoh and trying to schedule an appointment for the past 2 weeks. Based on previous posts, I've been trying to schedule with Sandra or Leah. They keeping saying other people like Vivian are available but I'm not interested in seeing them. When I ask about Sandra or Leah I don't get any info. Does anyone know if their schedule changed during COVID?

Thanks.

[Dunkinhne]

See Frankie's write-up on the dread pirate. Tells you all you need to know. I've had an opportunity to visit her as well and his review is spot on.

I saw her ad not long ago too but know nothing about her. Yes, if you are willing, please TOFTT and report back.

[TheOuroboros]

Hello gents. Been craving a good Latina spa and was wondering if anybody has had some good dreams at FHOH or Majestic in MD or w / any good independents.

Fill me in with a PM, much obliged.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

There are a couple reviews on RR - https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

Seems like nothing special, but if you are into a MILF rubdown and HJ for $$ then it looks like she'll scratch that itch. Maybe the massage is top notch.

Went to see about a year ago. Definitely not the lady in the pics. But also not just a HJ. She gave a very, very enthusiastic BBBJ. It was great but I doubt I will return, but who knows. It was good and she was really into it.

[MarkieBoy]

I drove past a place today called KH massage in Vienna. Any intel on that place?

[Sylas]

Was daydreaming the other day while in Fairfax. Angel therapy was close by so I decided to see if coco or ivy were back since covid started. To my surprise coco was there beautiful as ever in a dress today for a nice change. No Ivy though, she is still missing in action (if anyone has any details or sightings of the yung ivy please PM me). Coco provides a quick 30 rub which was mostly light touch. Lots of teasing as usual, pencil nips brushing my back and butt right before the flip. Nice slow finish and allowed DATV, FIV and Russian finish waking me up from my dream. She's one of my 10 favs.

Going to check her out. What was the damage boss?

[Mandane]

I saw her ad not long ago too but know nothing about her. Yes, if you are willing, please TOFTT and report back.

There are a couple reviews on RR - https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

Seems like nothing special, but if you are into a MILF rubdown and HJ for $$ then it looks like she'll scratch that itch. Maybe the massage is top notch.

[Korman23]

Has anyone tried her before? OR should I TOFTT?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...r/9727706.html

I saw her ad not long ago too but know nothing about her. Yes, if you are willing, please TOFTT and report back.

[Rhinopole]

Was daydreaming the other day while in Fairfax. Angel therapy was close by so I decided to see if coco or ivy were back since covid started. To my surprise coco was there beautiful as ever in a dress today for a nice change. No Ivy though, she is still missing in action (if anyone has any details or sightings of the yung ivy please PM me). Coco provides a quick 30 rub which was mostly light touch. Lots of teasing as usual, pencil nips brushing my back and butt right before the flip. Nice slow finish and allowed DATV, FIV and Russian finish waking me up from my dream. She's one of my 10 favs.

Does Coco also go by the name Linda?

[Samizza]

Has anyone tried her before? OR should I TOFTT?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...r/9727706.html

[BenDiesel30]

Was daydreaming the other day while in Fairfax. Angel therapy was close by so I decided to see if coco or ivy were back since covid started. To my surprise coco was there beautiful as ever in a dress today for a nice change. No Ivy though, she is still missing in action (if anyone has any details or sightings of the yung ivy please PM me). Coco provides a quick 30 rub which was mostly light touch. Lots of teasing as usual, pencil nips brushing my back and butt right before the flip. Nice slow finish and allowed DATV, FIV and Russian finish waking me up from my dream. She's one of my 10 favs.

[Frank Digitola]

Excellent report as always Frankie! I'm guessing you're a professional writer with a lot of time on your hands or you can type really fast or both. Perfect spelling and sentence structure. The Tom Clancy of Teddie stories. LOL.

Thanks for the props brah.

6 house and 6 to both of them. That isn't cheap, but it's an expense I regard as well spent as it was a three way encounter more sublime than any I've had with the tipsy, uninhibited chicks of my extracurricular life. While I won't be doing four hand all the time, Tans presence at Diamond Flash has further sealed my continual patronage. Update time.

Sorry brahs. There's a typo. Four hand is a benji and two Lin Manuel Mirandas at Diamond Flash, not 6.

[Member #6313]

Throughout life, you find a number of things overhyped and overrated by society. With the proliferation of pron, we're told that the threesome is the end all, be all, majestic guy experience. But in my experience, little overrated. They don't suck, but you're usually going to be way more into one chick than the other, the other chick eventually morphs into a breathing prop that's nothing more than an extra hand on your ass, and she's even in the way at times. It's just not the euphoric experience it's billed as. Now I'm not mentioning the fact that I've been in threesomes to pat myself on the back on the internets. I've spent an inordinate percentage of my adult life in bars and clubs full of ill reputed tramps with a moral depth comparable to a Barbie Dreamhouse sink. Engaging them in debauchery is no real feat as $60 worth of mojito and a little schtick goes a long way, but I digress. I share this to emphasize my aversion to the four hand massage. While I have partaken in the past, the experience is nothing more than a tame threesome that is just okay.

This tale begins with Frank Brah deciding to take a break from new experiences this time around to pay a visit to Queen Kiko. After contacting her to set up my appointment, I am told she has new friends helping her out at her place now, and that there's one I'll most certainly like who is named Tan. I am offered a four hand. The reluctance is intense but given the person offering I agree. I devised a worse case scenario plan to have "the prop" focus all of her efforts on my Hugh Jackman while I keep Kiko up top with me as I enjoy being tedsmerized (first of many teddies puns in this report. You have been warned).

I arrive for my appointment and am greeted at the entrance by a masked Kiko who is as cute and busty as ever. Behind her to a distance in the open AMP area, is a sexy, busty, 40 something, petite, yoga pants and spaghetti strap tank top clad Chinese woman. She has long, gorgeous hair that stretches down the length of her back and touches her butt. She has just placed her mask on and is assembling the aforementioned gorgeous hair into a top knot. While performing this action, handfuls of tedrificness press magnificently against the tank top. I ask Kiko if that is Tan and I'm assured it is.

After being led to the room and disrobing I legitimately received one of the best massages I've ever had. Kiko is a phenomenal masseuse. Best in the area if you ask me. Tan is just about as good. They alternate between my upper and lower body. Kiko starts up top on my shoulders gliding strongly down to my rhomboids. She is smushing the girls onto my dome on the way down in a delightful phenomenon I refer to as "ted head". As I've said before, I squat heavy twice a week and have big legs which a lot of providers don't pay attention to. Tan however is providing top tier deep tissue service to them which felt wonderful. They rotate. Tan takes the upper and preemptively says that she's a strong girl and instructs me to let her know if she's hurting me. Kiko however steps in and says "He's a strong boy, he can take it. " Now I'll admit that that sounds like something you'd hear at a pegging, not a four hand massage, but it did turn me on.

Directions from Kiko as to what I like was among the only real talking to be heard during this session. Full blown, unintelligible chatter between the providers is usually the unfortunately distracting name of the game in four hand, so that was a pleasant surprise. Tan has a spunky fireball personality and responded well to the jokes and flirting I threw out. When asked about how long I've been coming to the AMP, I also professed my undying affinity for Kiko to maintain balance and honesty in my flirtation. After a fantastic massage and hot towling, I am tickle teased and giddily flipped over in udder tedspectation.

Upon the flip the ladies begin a ST of the front despite me being already at attention. I grab teds OTC at first and noticed two things. 1) Kiko's teddies have possibly gotten even bigger during the COVID break and 2) Tans feel like they might be fake. I request bare teds and I'm both obliged and shocked. 1) I was right and Kiko's teds are bigger and 2) Tan's aren't fake, they're just great. Natural ted brahs who have gone through any period of pornography fascination know about a porn star from the Czech Republic named Zuzanna. She has appeared in Scoreland, DDF Busty, and a video series known as Natural Wonders of the World to name a few. If you google image search her name and any of those production sources, then imagine those teddies attached to not a 5'10" Czech chick, but the torso of a hot, petite, Chinese chick, well then you have Tan as her teds look the same yet firmer. Not only do you have a grasp on Tan aesthetically, but you now know why I am full mast and harder than a petrified cue ball.

My Hugh Jackman starts and is wonderful. I tenderly squeeze and caress as they take turns stroking and tickling my bozack. Tan's teddies are beautiful and big, but Kiko's are even more voluminous. They feel like there's almost an ethereal heaviness to them. They are beautiful and glorious. Tan's are so pretty I begin to go beyond enjoying them almost to an analyzation of them. I know they're real, but they were so pretty I think I subconsciously began to investigate for man made enhancement out of disbelief. I am completely disorienTed. (Okay that's the last one.) Tan picked up the pace quickly at a certain point but Kiko told her to slow it down as that's how like it. She complies. The combination of the master and pupil direction accompanied by the slowed pace make me even harder. Kiko looks at me and says "You are our king today. " as she caresses my face and ear with one hand and tickles the tip of junior with the fingertips of the other. Tan is still stroking nice and slow. This lasts for a few moments and then I pop tremendously hard. Fun fact- When lightning strikes someone there is an exit point for the lightning. Funner fact- Lightning strike survivors haven't experienced a power exiting them like I experienced in that orgasm. 6 house and 6 to both of them. That isn't cheap, but it's an expense I regard as well spent as it was a three way encounter more sublime than any I've had with the tipsy, uninhibited chicks of my extracurricular life. While I won't be doing four hand all the time, Tans presence at Diamond Flash has further sealed my continual patronage. Update time.

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. There's an ad that's always on the sidebar here that says "send a message and smash". There's a topless brunette with her hands above her head in one of the pics that scrolls through. Kiko's teddies look like that. She's number one for having the prettiest teddies and the best massage.

2. Tan. Nightwing to Kiko's Batman. Hot, petite, 40 something Chinese angel with great teds and gorgeous hair. Google "Zuzanna Scoreland" for what the teddies are like.

3. Tara. Thai legend and owner of the third biggest teddies on the list. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

4. Blue. Korean MILF who looks like Lucie Wilde from the neck down. Ted bang master. Currently on vacation, but is a permanent staple at Silk in Jessup.

5. Lily. Late 20's Chinese girl in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.

6. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.

7. Anna at Route One in Woodbridge. Korean MILF who looks very similar to JAV actress Azusa Yagi. Although Azusa is prettier, their bodies are pretty much identical.

8. Annie at Spirit Wellness aka The Diesel. Chinese provider with a body similar to Tara. Teds not quite as firm, but just as fun.

9. Vandara. 50 something Thai indy. Age defying and wonderful teddies. Second best massage in the HOF.

10. Nikki. Thai indy and owner of the second biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the funnest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see. Google " my_vice_is_back ". Nikki is built like that chick but with a phatter ass and thicker nipples.

11. BBW Sophie at Asian Massage in Arlington. Google " xlgirls rose blush " for a pretty accurate representation of her physique. Third best in CMT quality massage skill. She has the biggest teddies in the HOF.

That's Top 11 Teddies Crew. 12 hopefully coming soon.

Frankie.

Excellent report as always Frankie! I'm guessing you're a professional writer with a lot of time on your hands or you can type really fast or both. Perfect spelling and sentence structure. The Tom Clancy of Teddie stories. LOL.