Massage Parlor Reports

[Korman23]

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

It sucks that this sort of thing happens and specifically to you Frank. Takes all kinds in this world I guess.

[Sexingit]

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

YMMV is very true for mongering. The level of service is never the same and to expect it means you're an entitled asshole. To bring up this site as proof just makes you a dumbass. Don't be a dumbass and don't show this site to providers.

[Frank Digitola]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

[AzianFan]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

Agreed. We all know how much YMMV with many of these providers. Sharing review notes and expecting a truthful version of the account from from a provider who's number one priority is $$ isn't realistic.

[RockSwithSalt]

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

A couple weeks ago I decided to try this place out as I have been to nearly every AMP in the area but not this one. I think the official name is Relaxation Studio and the pictures are accurate on Yelp and Rubmaps. I texted ahead and agreed on a time, When I got there I discovered their location is on the second floor, no problem however their door was next to a store front that had a church service going on at the time with some people milling around outside, awkward. Greeted by a masked young thing when I reached the top of the stairs and was ushered to an empty couples therapy room and told to wait there. Over 30 minutes later (I timed it) another girl came and got me and took me to my final room. She did and OK job with a massage but I was dreaming about the next stage. After the flip and some upper body work she got to business and without negotiation started a NOVA. She had on tight shorts and I was roaming all around. Got under her loose top and discovered she was probably an A- and her bra had foam falsies. I did not complete my mission and threw the punch card away that I was given when I left, I did drink the bottle of water.

[RidgeRacer]

Looked back in my burner number text. Year was in 2017 and I cannot verify her name via text records but I did remember that she was actually European and from Sweden, at least that is what she told me. Is the current Vivian European or hispanic?

Vivian (actually Viviana) is Bolivian, iirc.

[Ashoka]

So this was one of my usual spots- clean, quiet, low traffic, and easy to get an appointment. Sara was there first and she was pretty good. She disappeared suddenly and her replacement was Sophia. That woman was my ATF. Basically same age and build as Sara but cuter face bigger breasts and even better massage. It was the maximum combo of sensual and real massage I'm always looking for, with the same finish options as Sara. Just better executed. Sara came back but I never tried to see her again. And I liked her a lot.

Anyway they finally reopened in July and unfortunately both Sara and Sophia are long gone. I had Ruby who is again similar age and build. No idea as to face in these masked times. Shower and massage were decent and thorough- good but not as good as her predecessors. Standard finish, and she indicated on the way out that BJ was an option (the exact phrase was "next time sucky sucky".

This isn't meant to damn with faint praise. She's pretty good. Just not the same caliber. She said someone else manned the post on Sundays so may be worth checking out. If you happen to know where Sophia or Sara ended up, I'd appreciate a PM.

Saw Sara before the pandemic. Went back recently, she's gone.

Anyone know where she landed?

[Tophat31]

Based on what's been said already on this forum, it sounds like you saw a different Vivian than the one people are talking about who currently works at FHOH. The current Vivan at FHOH offers nothing more than a topless HJ. How much extra did you pay?

Looked back in my burner number text. Year was in 2017 and I cannot verify her name via text records but I did remember that she was actually European and from Sweden, at least that is what she told me. Is the current Vivian European or hispanic?

[RidgeRacer]

Based on what's been said already on this forum, it sounds like you saw a different Vivian than the one people are talking about who currently works at FHOH. The current Vivan at FHOH offers nothing more than a topless HJ. How much extra did you pay?

I wouldn't be so sure. I saw Vivian and while I didn't like her attitude, I felt like I could have gotten her to go along with more if I had pressed more. I only got topless HJ (2 pops) and utc roaming including FIV but I do feel like more was on the table.

[TomasCook]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

Can't see to be able to post?

[TomasCook]

Hi,

Long time lurker but first time poster. After reading all the last great adventures of people on the board at Papaya I decided to give it a try.

As usual I drive around the parking lot just to check if I see any weird looking cars (maybe I'm too paranoid?) and everything checks out.

I enter and get Annie she is "young" by AMP standard and good looking from what I could tell she had her mask on. I get hh give the house fee and get directed to the room.

Massage was ok ish and the flip was great she is really pleasing and does a great job.

The point of my first post is now. As I head back to my car on the parking lot I saw a brown car with a cop inside. He has his computer pulled up and definitely looked at me enter in my car. As I was driving he seemed to be following with his head movement and probably typed in my plates. I made it home and he didn't follow and so far I didn't hear anything. So please be on the lookout today if you see the same car and I'm now off to googling what is the worst thing that can happen to me if he was to follow-up (if it's a sting or anything like that).

Sad experience but it's worth sharing so you won't be in the same predicament as I am:

[Jim Rob]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

Adding to this post, since I went to Best also recently. I saw a provider named Ivy, who was kind of lumpy, but had long hair and a pretty dress. Age was probably 40-ish, by asian standards. Good table shower, pleasant banter, flirty personality.

Then it got worse. Mediocre table shower, followed by the flip, and negotiation. She wanted me to go to my wallet and take out the cash for her. Offered. 6, got a dissapointed "is that all, honey?" - she was really interested in 2 $ for the full Monty, but I wasn't going there. Quick nova and more lackluster massage to round out the hour. So Ivy is off my list.

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

Be safe why'awl.

--B.

[Barkeater]

Adding to this post, since I went to Best also recently. I saw a provider named Ivy, who was kind of lumpy, but had long hair and a pretty dress. Age was probably 40-ish, by asian standards. Good table shower, pleasant banter, flirty personality.

Then it got worse. Mediocre table shower, followed by the flip, and negotiation. She wanted me to go to my wallet and take out the cash for her. Offered. 6, got a dissapointed "is that all, honey?" - she was really interested in 2 $ for the full Monty, but I wasn't going there. Quick nova and more lackluster massage to round out the hour. So Ivy is off my list.

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

Be safe why'awl.

--B.

Visited Best Therapy. Chantilly and had a different experience. Have had many repeat visits. All good.

Had a delightful and fun time there and mentioned the bad review.

So, I guess there is always 2 sides of a story.

They said a fat guy came in and just wanted FS and not a massage. He was so fat that it was hard to find his dick. Because they are not a FS place and run a good business with lots of repeat clients, they quoted a very high price that was sure to make him not want FS. Generally she said clients are very happy with most of the girls and the services there and come back often. She said, how do you complain about a provider's body when you have such a big big belly? He should g OP to a ***** house if he wants FS. And they might even charge him extra.

Well, as I said, there are 2 sides to the story.

[JustaNon75]

Had it happen with Tara yesterday. I only saw her twice and last time was Nuru granted, but yesterday I just went with the hr massage for 120. She told me a happy ending would be 40 more and I just stood there like "uhhhh, guess I'm just getting a massage today then" (which isn't bad, her elbows got major kinks out of my back). I don't know if that is usually how it is, I just assumed 120/ hr massage came with a HJ at least.

I do know Tara is close with KK. And it seems like a lot of KK's girls get GPS (ie: Lucy) and this is their MO - $120 to get in the door, everything else is extra.

I'm sure Tara and the other indys have fallen on some hard times during this pandemic, but this is not the correct path to make up for lost income. I'm also sure some dudes will happily pay, but the long time regulars will be taken aback by this pretty significant increase in her rates. It's not like Tara is a super-hot mid-20's spinner with an extensive menu -- If we are being honest, she's an attractive, albeit increasingly plump, Thai woman with big tits, in her 40's, who gives a great massage with a fun finish. $120/ hr +tips was a fair price. $160/ hr +tips is too much.

[GoodSamaritan]

I went to FHOH about 2 years ago and Vivian was there. Met Sandra after but had the massage with Vivian. Very nice butt. Long story short, I ended up doing BBFS with her. Not something I am proud of bc of the risk, and she was on her period but in fairness she told me beforehand. She then walked me to the ATM across the street, a monger walk of shame. I can't even tell you what I gave her as I do not remember. Anyways maybe I caught her at a good moment but it was a long time ago.

Based on what's been said already on this forum, it sounds like you saw a different Vivian than the one people are talking about who currently works at FHOH. The current Vivan at FHOH offers nothing more than a topless HJ. How much extra did you pay?