Massage Parlor Reports

**Frank Digitola** · 08-31-20 22:08

Deep down there's something that creeps all of us out. To understand mine you have to know that I was 4 years old when the movie Misery came out, knew nothing about it and didn't see it until I was 12. Classmates of mine talked about it in school one day, brought it in the following morning and encouraged me to watch it late at night with the lights off. I did as they asked and my 12 year old world was thoroughly disturbed for weeks. Fast forward to 17 year old me and a story too long to get into. Long and short of it is a chick I smashed tried to manipulate me into spending the night with her and the manipulation involved landlords who weren't home and neighbors who didn't exist. Fast forward even further and you have Frank Brah being tricked into watching a Japanese movie called "Audition", and, yeah. "Abducted by some crazy *****" is unnerving to your boy.

This past week I hit the gym bright and early as is my practice but I was a little late getting started and half assed my post workout shower. As such, when deciding on my weekly massage, I decided to go to someone who would give a proper shower. Wasn't really in the mood for Korean or Thai, but remembered that a little while ago a brah mentioned that there was a provider named Nurse JJ who gave a sponge bath and massage and had fat teds. I looked her up back then but didn't feel an intense interest in trying as the pics weren't great. The other day with the circumstances as they were, I decided to give it a whirl.

After I sent off the appointment text I received a very straightforward reply. The Nurse provides me with three tiers of service and the associated price points. I go with tier 1 which is teds and tugs. Tier 2 is BBBJ and Tier 3 is knocking her boots. I arrived at her location and I am greeted by a bubbly woman who in my estimation is in her early 60's. She has on her nurse getup and no mask. I am shown downstairs to the bedroom studio.

When in the room I am encouraged to disrobe and remove my mask. I do so, she compliments me on my physique and then proceeds to remove her nurses costume while simultaneously mentioning that she needs to get to the gym and tone. I laugh it off and tell her that she is beautiful. This is me being polite, not accurate. If you Google "nurse jj massage" there is an escortfish page for her and I suggest you look at those pics as they are the most accurate. Although pleasant, her body is age appropriate and her muscles atrophied. She thanks me for my compliment and then tells me that she believes she is attractive for her age. She laments the fact that she doesn't get the business she could with the volume of Asian providers in the area. She then tells me of tales of mongers who have shown up for sessions, saw her, then tried to get her to lower her requested fees because of her age and appearance. I mention this because all of that talking occurred in the brief time it took for both of us to strip and lay on the bed. It is also the beginning of an incredible level of chatter that will persist throughout the session.

The sponge bath consists of you laying face down and being loofahed to a lather. You are not rinsed, rather she takes a hand towel and wipes the lather off. She will then flip you, loofah the front and give you a soap tugger for a few minutes. The soap tug felt pretty good but did not relax me as much as it could. You see she invited me to roam and squeeze teds at this point. I tell her they are fantastic (they're just okay) and she uses that compliment to lead into a story about how a monger cursed her out during a negotiation for FS and that despite her age she is a good provider and has nice cans. Not sure how you brahs feel, but I definitely didn't want to play the role of a chicks therapist and hear about another brahs session while I'm getting tugged. I interrupt the story and tell her "well that's that guys loss. Sucks to be him. I'm having a great time. " She thanks me and then complains about Asian bishes more. She wipes off the lather and then flips me back over.

The body rub is more of a lotion application than anything. While covering my back in lotion she tells me that she really likes me and then says, and I quote "I think my husband would really like you too. " Uh, fucking what? Throughout the condo there are pictures of her and a dude who looks to be around her age. She has mentioned her husband in her ramblings, but never as creepy as this. She proceeds to say that her clients are more than just clients, but are a part of her and her husbands lives. She thinks I'd get along swimmingly with them. The drivel persists but I'm too deep in WTF? Mode to retain it. I tell her I'm too turned on to remain face down and flip over. The relief that there is no chloroform rag, insulin needle full of elephant tranquilizer or spouse in the corner jerking off is rich and palpable.

The Nurse starts my tugger and it's pretty good. I play with her teds and diddle her pussy a bit. I go strong for a bit with no pop and she offers FS. I request a ted bang. I am ted banged for a few minutes then grail the shit out of her neck and teds. Total damage was 150. I get dressed and on the way out she gives me a water and encourages me to come back when her husband is there. I say "okay" but that is not happening. We hugged and I fled. I'm totally not going to be returning. I'm not about that cuck stuff. If by chance you are enticed by the above, hand is 150, mouth is 2 benjis and everything is 3. Stay safe brahs.

Frankie.

**Asphalt** · 08-31-20 20:42

Dropped by Tao recently and Jenny followed me into the room. She's taller than most with a B rack and speaks passable English. I'd guess she's late 30's or so and while she's not exactly slender, she's got a nice figure and the belly doesn't hang over her beltline. While on the table I found out she arrived only a few days ago from NY. Her massage isn't skilled by any stretch but she kept at it and didn't short me on time. I tried to pet the kitty but no luck, but she did let me lift up her shirt and bra to pet the girls, nice naturals that point well. NOVA standard finish.

At the same time I was leaving so was another monger, and even another one came in the door. Add to that three providers saying hello and goodbye and it was quite a crowd in there. Never before have I seen more than 2 providers there and there may have been four. The inbound monger obviously knew everyone there and even handed one of the girls a bag of something, looked some kind of leafy vegetable. Anyway, Tao is busier than I've ever seen it.

**NyHornet** · 08-31-20 19:39

Originally Posted by SpaceJam99 [View Original Post]

6 for standard? Why?

Spaceman, go read the post again, she got naked for DATY and then a standard NOVA.

**SpaceJam99** · 08-31-20 14:52

Originally Posted by Wahooboy94 [View Original Post]

The finish was NOVA standard. I tipped $60 on the way out.

6 for standard? Why?

**Coaster42** · 08-31-20 11:17

Originally Posted by DecentManhood [View Original Post]

Tara is a solid standard of high quality massage. However I really miss MS. Virginia's session. No one gave me the chill feeling like she did. Too bad she must be retired from the game. I lost her number too. People please share intel if she plans to return.

I liked Ms. V too. Does the number 1006 jog any memory? Apologies in advance to A2 if the partial number is too much.

**MDGuy145** · 08-31-20 10:11

Any recommendations for providers that offer foot fetishes and give a really good FJ?

**IcedOne2** · 08-31-20 09:08

Went there a few times massage was great and extras I believe are avail.

**Wahooboy94** · 08-30-20 23:49

This weekend decided to run into Lily Therapy off of Backlick. Other places I could have gone to, but Lily was open and I hadn't seen reviews as of late.

Greeted by an older Korean female in a black tank top and shorts. She is wearing her mask (of course), and her black hair is shoulder length and hanging loose. I suspect early 50's but she was sporting a nice figure. I would find out at the end that her name is Linda.

I pay $80 for the hour and she gives me a moment to undress. To the table shower -- water is nice and warm. Linda scrubs me with the soap bar than her hands, massaging me as as she goes along. No area ignored.

Back to the room. The massage is pretty strong but not sensual. She has strong hands. The conversation is very good. Linda's English is great and she has a naughty sense of humor.

On the flip, I offer oral -- off come her clothes revealing a banging body! I believe she has Cs on top and there may be implants. Her skin is smooth to the touch and her body was firm. She didn't make much noice but did respond well to DATY almost popping my head off with her thighs.

Good visit overall. Table shower was good. Massage was straightforward without any of the teasing I generally like. The finish was NOVA standard. I tipped $60 on the way out. Nothing fancy but I would recommend.

**DecentManhood** · 08-30-20 22:01

Tara is a solid standard of high quality massage. However I really miss MS. Virginia's session. No one gave me the chill feeling like she did. Too bad she must be retired from the game. I lost her number too. People please share intel if she plans to return.

**Windmill2015** · 08-30-20 20:00

Not sure if the reference below (regular poster trying to put session value context) was to me. I would tend to agree with those recommending Tara, for this reason—she seems very consistent in what she does, and unfortunately that's hard to find in this biz. I'm not talking the YMMV aspects: I get that a girl may not have that extra "spark" with all clients, but they should put in the same effort, not short the client on time, and it should be a goal that the client be satisfied (within the provider's boundaries). Personally, I'm not sure I can find anyone in the massage+ ranks locally that will be better value me than Zina, the Thai lady who left the area around Memorial Day. (Easy to find her forum reviews). If anyone hears she's coming back, please PM me!

Originally Posted by RustyMuffler [View Original Post]

I want to associate myself with Duderino's positive comments about Tara. Once one considers her great, deep tissue massage with the sensual happy ending it adds up to a special experience. And YMMV, but I think Tara has beautiful eyes, sexy hair, a very pretty face, and her tatas are absolutely fabulous! Plus she is an extremely nice, engaging person. A real sweethearts.

Tara is consistently sensual and customer service oriented. So I'd agree even at $160 Tara is a great value. That's provided you are not looking for a thin, 22 year old. (Side note: There used to be a guy on here who talked a lot about receiving "good value" for one's money. I don't know what happened to him, but he gave extremely valuable feedback on these gals. So I really miss his reports).

Anyway, I've seen her for years. But as I recall, Tara unleashes the girls on a first visit, then she opens up to a bit more after the first couple of visits. So if you are a decent guy who doesn't give off a creepy vibe, or at least act decent and treat her respectfully, you will gain her trust. And it will pay dividends within the confines of her massage & NOVA only services.

However, I have found these guiding principles to be true of 75-80% of these ladies. Treat them like a human being, smile behind your mask, and don't act too aggressive or entitled. That generally works for me. And I tend to get more for my money by just being nice and finding something to sincerely compliment them on.

But yeah, there will always be 10-15% of these gals who have GPS or a consistently bad attitude. And then there are about 4% who are just ill suited for the job and probably won't be around long. Finally, there are the 1% who are straight-up rip offs.

Back to the point: when you think about it, Tara, KK, Nalee, all the 1st wave Thais, have been giving a 1 hour massage plus ending for 120 for well over 10 years. So I don't feel a price bump is price gauging in their case. But I wish it was maybe just a 20 dollar increase instead of forty. Nonetheless, I highly recommend Tara.

**DCmdvawiz** · 08-30-20 13:01

I texted and emailed her. No response.

While I appreciate the limited traffic / precaution, but I question why she would advertise just to not respond either way.

I have to remember they're in business. Not necessarily "business people".

Originally Posted by RustyMuffler [View Original Post]

Besides what DCmdvawiz provided below, all I could find on Lanai was this ad:

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3158236

However, from the looks of things in her photo, there should be more on the table (yes, pun intended) than just a legitimate massage.

I will TOFTT when I get the chance.

**RustyMuffler** · 08-30-20 11:08

Besides what DCmdvawiz provided below, all I could find on Lanai was this ad:

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3158236

However, from the looks of things in her photo, there should be more on the table (yes, pun intended) than just a legitimate massage.

I will TOFTT when I get the chance.

Originally Posted by DCmdvawiz [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this one?

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...185321750.html

I can already tell you she is going to try to charge 300/ hr, but her detailed description / semi legit sounding spiel are enticing.

Let me know if you have seen her, but I'll report back by findings.

**Tophat31** · 08-30-20 10:41

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

I think you're thinking of Leah. Leah is Bolivian but did live in Sweden. She also offers a full menu. Viviana, to my knowledge (from my experience) does not.

You are correct! It was Leah. Sorry for the confusion folks.

**RyanHarvey** · 08-30-20 06:49

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

Confirmed my speculation. Apparently the girls are being cautious as someone got sick there and basically now want to be alone in the house on each day. Not sure how safe that is as they are seeing many different mongers a day. Schedule should be opening back up next week.

My guess is the girls weren't wearing masks around each other when they sit in that common space / living room area.

A few people have PM'd asking if I knew what girl got sick. I do not. I keep in touch with a few of the girls who have moved on past BG and they are still in touch with the owner / handler at BG. Also, it was not confirmed that one of the girls was positive for COVID, they're just taking precautions.