Massage Parlor Reports

[Novacreeper]

Review of Kim at Sun. Overall experience on par for standard NOVA with the promise of expanded menu if Drew Carey shows up and the price is right. Overall clean / Covid systems in place.

MMS met me at door single entrance set up. Told her I was there to see Kim. For some reason she said their CC machine was not working, so I ended up having to front. 6 of my fun money for the half which ended up sucking (not in a good way).

Met Kim. Mid-late 40's. At 5'3, 120 lbs. Clean, smelled good (w / slight perfume) short shorts, natural b / c cups.

Directed to take it off & lie face down. Clean sheets standard NOVA environment.

Massage was pretty much non-existent. No oil or lotion which is cool with me. After at 15 min of acting like she knew what she was doing, she started with ST, wandering and teasing. I got a couple of gropes as she moved up and down. After she finished the back, was directed to flip and she played with the front side. She playfully lowered her top and asked me to take care of her to which I replied that I would but having ponied up half of my stash for the "rub", the "tug" was doomed to be limited. I told her I had $. 6 and she kept her top lowered and shorts on as she worked me over in traditional oily, NOVA fashion allowing free roaming and boob licking.

She tried to jackhammer me a couple of times, but I fought back. I tried a couple of times to get her fully nude, but guess the prices are now driven up by a lot of the younger mongers, so I guess that's the going rate for a top / exposed, non-nude HJ in NOVA (sigh).

Overall it was a decent experience, although after I dressed and tipped, I couldn't leave because some other monger was arriving and jabbering in the hallway. If you were arriving at at 1:30."HOLLA".

Gave me a hug and H2 O and I was heading back down Backlick Rd.

On a scale of 1-10:

Massage: 3.

Provider looks: Masked, but probably 6.

Provider body: Tiny as hell, boarder line too thin, but ok. Smelled nice 6. 5.

Location: Standard NOVA, clean, they had a shit load of candy that they kept pushing: 8.

Overall: Got the job done: 7. 5, definitely more on the menu, she even stated so.

House: . 6 for the half. Tip: . 6.

Stay Classy NOVA.

Creeper.

[PomLovesThais]

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

I believe they both will do FS but the rates are very hi.

[Dunnit]

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

I saw Vandara years ago had to tip. 8 before she dropped her top. I managed to think rationally, declined to go higher and didn't see her again, as I was already familiar with Tara, Nikki, KK, etc who provided more for less.

[Bunker Buster]

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

The only Viets I ever had were on the civilian side. Despite the "love you long time" movie stereotype, the war was a long time ago, and maybe Viet girls here don't go into the biz because of the stereotype.

If you want to fill that Bingo card, don't forget Malay, Indonesian, Nepalese, and Laotian. LOL.

[TheOuroboros]

Hmm, her ad says she is Italian! Italian-Brazilian perhaps?

During our little chat she told me she's from NY and lived there for most of her life. If she didn't tell me she was from Brazil I would have pinned her down for a US born and bred.

[NyHornet]

Hmm, her ad says she is Italian! Italian-Brazilian perhaps?

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.

[NyHornet]

I am not 100% sure but I think KK referred me to Vendara knowing I wanted a BBJ. She's is a queen of upselling.

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

[InSearch69]

I'm pretty much like you. I have a Tawain, Korean and Phillopean SB's. I am talking with a hot little Vietnamese but I think all I will get is talk. Had Thai, Chinese, and Laos. I'm looking for a Vietnamese also. The 2 I know and can't get anything are beautiful! Anyone know any?

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

[TheOuroboros]

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.

[Dunnit]

Woodbridge is way to far for me to make a regular trip, but the ted-positive reviews of Anna had me plan a drive. Made a call first to make sure she was there, and headed over. Yes, the drive is indeed a PITA, and the construction on R1 makes is worse. Finally pulled into the lot and headed up the stairs, mask on. Anna answered the door without so I removed mine and followed her to the room. She is pretty, not a knockout, but gets additional credit for a big smile and nice eyes. I undressed and accepted the TS which was great. Anna made sure to get to all the good areas. She dried me off, played with my boys a little, then asked me back to the room, where I got face down and she draped a towel over me. Massage was ok, lots of teasing and boobs on my back (clothed at that point), but not that great in the massage area. Fairly weak even after I asked her to go harder. She eventually kissed my ear and asked me to flip. She was topless and I can confirm that her boobs deserve their place in the Great Frankie's HOF. She rubbed them all over me, and let me suck her nipples while she gave the NOVA. She then Russian'd me to finish with a big load on her chest. Anna cleaned me up and washed herself off (they have sinks in the room). I got dressed and left with hh on the clock. 6 to house, . 6 to Anna. I drove past several of the Nova Thai beauty spots on the way there, so unless I find myself in that area for something else, I don't expect to be back. Had a nice time and Anna was worth the trip this one time.

[MentalMijit]

I recently was in Annandale and did a little research on local establishments. I settled on Sun and I was not disappointed. I rang the bell and a woman I later learned was named Kim answered. She did the "have you been here before" and I mentioned a few names and I was "in". She washed me down and I told her I wanted to "have fun". Back in the room, she gave a quick massage and then it was my turn. She's around 5'0" tall, 105 pounds, firm natural C's, I'd guess she's in her mid-40's. She wore a mask most of the time, but for the brief period she did take it off, she was easy on the eyes. She was slender and well-built. While friendly service isn't on the menu, everything else is. 45 minutes of DATY, BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy herself and had me in quite a headlock a few times. Price was never negotiated and I tipped her $80 at the end. She's got a very nice body, firm Cs, and the rest was divine. Highly recommended, but FS was not on the menu.

[Duderino]

Not doubting you, but have seen many, many reviews for Vandara, and never any with that level of service.

I am not 100% sure but I think KK referred me to Vendara knowing I wanted a BBJ. She's is a queen of upselling.

[RockSwithSalt]

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. -Grip.

Food for thought, once we kick this virus there are air fares to Hanoi for under $1000. Maybe add a stop in Thailand. Lots of discussion of these places in the international section of this forum.

[TheOuroboros]

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

[Serpico99]

I was in the mood and called around for availability. My favorite haunts were not available in my window of opportunity so I called Spa Sung. I haven't been there for about two years. I used to see Amy there exclusively as she took care of me. Made an appointment and was greeted promptly by Tiffany with whom I had spoken on the phone. She looked to be anywhere from late twenties to mid thirties. Very nice and tight body with some nice Bs or Cs. Usual Covid protocols in place. Spa Sung is probably one of the nicest appointed AMPs in the area. A very nice table shower has been added since my last visit. Tiffany provided a through table shower. Back to the room face down and I received an above average massage. On previous visits warm oil was applied, but not this time. There was some emphasis on the perineum which I liked. Tiffany speaks English well and carried on a decent conversation during the session which I also like. I was really enjoying myself until the flip. She immediately went into salesman mode and asked what I wanted and how much I would tip. I asked what was available and she replied due to Covid, only HJ was available. Plus, according to her, it was house policy to prepay. What a mood killer. I asked her to complete the massage emphasizing lower legs and feet. She did so and remembered to be careful with my arthritic knee. Very good massage. Not so good afterwards. I don't like feeling that I'm negotiating for a used car prepaying in advance. I left $20 as it was a decent massage and great TS. She didn't seem to mind. I would return to Spa Sung only if another lady was available.

I went last year to this place, during the summer, and saw a girl named Julie. Probably middle aged. She was wearing a red dress but after my session, she changed into some short shorts, which I would had preferred her to wear for my session. Nice body and ass. She was ok with 40 tip for standard noVA. It looks like now almost all of the Korean places are getting really greedy and wanting 60 for just basic noVa standard. And most of the Korean AMP girls I have seen over the last several years in this area give a half-ass massages to begin with.