Massage Parlor Reports

[Bacon Bread]

I'm thinking of visiting Greenbelt but it would be the first time out of my area. In your learned opinions, what are some key differences between Greenbelt and NoVA?

The main difference is the general availability of FS in Greenbelt. Have you checked the PG County massage thread here? Lots of good info on specific places, current favorite girls, etc.

[Procrast333]

I'm thinking of visiting Greenbelt but it would be the first time out of my area. In your learned opinions, what are some key differences between Greenbelt and NoVA?

[CoolWays]

Agreed totally, some must be flush with playtime $$ money to throw it around like some seem to do. For me if the place, lies about the age, location, or changes the rates after plans are set. I walk, of course I walk a lot with all the fake ads, photos and upcharges, but that's me.

I was not impressed with Lucy. The comments were accurate. You comes across a **** and I was not impressed at all. Walked out after she came in at 845 a. Sorry fellas but nope. So that helped me decision now to see Zina instead.

[DoYouKnow]

I got Infamous Lucy to come super early for me in the morning to service me and I have another appt with Zina an hour later and debating. Hmmm do both or cancel which one. Need some expert from fellow mongers. Both are hard to get like this but they both know me well. Hmmmmmmm Damn. What would be the best choice.

I was not impressed with Lucy. The comments were accurate. You comes across a **** and I was not impressed at all. Walked out after she came in at 845 a. Sorry fellas but nope. So that helped me decision now to see Zina instead.

[DoYouKnow]

I wouldn't waste time or money there, too hyped up, first they done tell you the sauna is out, and trust me the masks cover up a lot, not a D in the place, when I called I was told 2 girls working both in 20's, both had nice slender bodieshaor and make up looked great but when the mask comes off after you pay and in the middle of thing the secret is out, late 40's if they young, . 80+ 140 full but last time for me.

Yeah I figured this. Thanks for the counsel. Not a D in the whole place. Oh hell NO!

[CoolWays]

Pardon my lack of more info, and the ad is gone but be forewarned, she advertises as 25, I think she must mistyped more like 52. Also will have you drive forever and never mention she requires a selfie in front of her building before allowed in. Which I refused. She also advertise a nuru for 220 for hour but when you arrive it magically increases to $260+ a tip. After 30 minutes of ghosting she says come on in, I walk in and realize 52 must be the new 25, didn't partake and was blasted for hours in text for wasting her time and costing her $$.

Sorry again but I was so pissed, I deleted the phone no. And messages. Once my little head and big head agreed and save me $$.

[DoYouKnow]

I got Infamous Lucy to come super early for me in the morning to service me and I have another appt with Zina an hour later and debating. Hmmm do both or cancel which one. Need some expert from fellow mongers. Both are hard to get like this but they both know me well. Hmmmmmmm Damn. What would be the best choice.

[JohnnySalami]

Understood, but I respectfully disagree. My voice definitely said FS. The bbj was good, but I don't think I'd drop an extra 2 bills on top of the house fee for that. But that's just my opinion.

My read is if you had paid the BBJ rate instead of the FS rate you would have left happier.

Anyway, I never gave Erica a proper review last time. Originally I had planned on seeing Lucy. It's been a while since I've had a level 9 BBJ. Market Rates usually delivers what I call "The Float". That is, your member is "in" but the effort is seriously lacking. Lucy was busy and I was introduced to the more attractive Erica. I considered coming back another day but since she was more attractive I decided to take one for the team. Things went fine, no red flags, but also easy positive flags slipped. I considered rolling over for "Just a massage" to cut my losses. No red flags just easy positive flags slipped. Finally the moment of truth arrived do I "roll over" or pay the BBJ rate.

After that decision, my memory get hazy. The session took off like a Jupiter Rocket. Earth became a tiny spec in the background. I'm not sure if I recommend paying for a upgrade, she did or both of us. My session ended almost GFE. Sadly, Erica is on "Vacation" now.

Your voice said BBJ. Your money said FS. Once upon a time, back in the DC days, I paid a provider the FS rate and let her take the lead. I thought she was warming up with a HJ, she thought she could end the session with a HJ. Words were exchanged and I got FS. If you were happy with Lucy's BBJ last time then next time just pay for a BBJ.

[CoolWays]

I wouldn't waste time or money there, too hyped up, first they done tell you the sauna is out, and trust me the masks cover up a lot, not a D in the place, when I called I was told 2 girls working both in 20's, both had nice slender bodieshaor and make up looked great but when the mask comes off after you pay and in the middle of thing the secret is out, late 40's if they young, . 80+ 140 full but last time for me.

Been there 1 time before and had a great time but didn't hit the home run. Seeing so much advertisements for them, but don't want to waste the time of driving if its a dud. Prefer a busty at least D.

[Electric456]

There are two things that Franconia has an abundance of. One is churches. The second is AMPs (Chinese and Korean alike).

Franconia Wellness is a staple. It also happens to be my first, the AMP that started me down this dark path o so many years ago. The MMS you mentioned with the fro is frizzy haired Joy, she used to be a masseuse before she became the owner. She is quite up there in age but still looks damn good and still gives a mean massage and above standard NOVA but won't do FS. She's a fit freak.

Right next door is Holly at B&T health who also gives a good therapeutic massage and Standard NOVA finish.

Walk over to the next medical building and you'll find New Paradise Spa w / Julie and Yoko (Kay) who also give a decent massage. Julie is meatier with bigger breasts while Kay is shorter and thin with a bit of resting ***** face (probably much improved with the mask). I've reviewed them both on the board before, just using a different name.

Head down 2 doors and up the stairs and you'll be at QQ2.

Go down the street to "new" Franconia road and into another medical office building and you'll find M&M wellness. Trek down beulah street and you'll find King Spa. I've had some good memories there with ivy and cici tho I'm not sure whose operating the place now. And if you go down to grovesdale you'll find QQ1 which is a place I've never had success in getting a happy ending but I know some mongers who have.

My point is if Franconia was an ocean and you were lost at sea, chances are you'd wash ashore at an Asian massage parlor. Or a church.

Any idea if Joy at FW is going by Bebe now? That description sounds very similar to bebe.

[JohnnySalami]

Oh I totally agree. It really might have been a bad day and maybe I'm reading too much into the fact that her attitude seemed to change once she started talking with the other girl. Based on my personal experience, I wouldn't repeat. But others seem to have had better luck than I did.

Even the best of them, the legends, will sometimes disappoint. Though I am not personally familiar with Lucy, I have also been thinking of paying her a visit. One day soon I will for my own experience. It is good to hear stories of all kinds from those who have visited her though.

[Start2]

My most recent dream.

I decided to take the plunge and give Lucy the legend a try. Set an appointment time and got there on time. I met Lucy with her beautiful nips showing through the shirt. I knew this was going to be a great experience! Threw down the house fee and waited a few minutes for some other guy to finish up in the TS room. No big deal. Got back there and had some nice small talk while she playfully cleaned me up. I will say at this point I found it odd that all she did was talk about herself and how all the guys think she's so sexy and she's the best. Maybe she's building her value. I didn't really concern myself with it too much, but I did think it was a little strange that she kept reiterating that. Anyway, she gave my guy a little kiss and we went back to the room. The massage was decent. Not therapeutic level, but no one is going there for that. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Everything of course. She asked how much I brought and I told her two bills. She got up and left for a minute. Came back and stripped. She has a nice body for her age. She is definitely pretty in the face. Her dark red lipstick is a nice contrast to her pale complexion. She started giving me a pretty good bbj, but I wish it would've lasted longer. I tried to get her to flip around for 69 but she said she was horny and needed to fuck right now. Strapped up a cover that was kind of thick and I hit it mish on the side of the table. She was pretty vocal and told me to go deep. That glove was about the thickness of a trash bag and I could tell it wasn't going to work for me. So after about 3 - 5 minutes of fucking I asked her to finish me off with her mouth and she was game for it. Then, she took the glove off and dumped a huge amount of lube on me, and started giving me the standard nova treatment. I asked her again to finish me with her mouth, and she said she can't. That was a mood killer. Eventually blasted a load. Immediately after that, she starts telling me that I need to communicate better next time if I want her mouth because she can't use her mouth after the lube is on. I politely reminded her that her mouth is exactly what I asked for, but she kind of brushed it off and thanked me so much for coming. She said she knows I'll be back. Then at the door, she stopped me and asked me if I was coming back again for sure. I said ok and left.

I was mildly annoyed that I dropped this much for this level of service. The pussy was not bad, despite the thick glove. The head was good but too short of a duration. I will say this. Part of the way through the massage someone started talking to her through the door. I got the impression that she had another customer waiting. That's when it all went downhill. I am concerned that all of this recent fame might be going to her head. For that reason, I won't be back. In my opinion, I could've donated a similar amount and gone to DS or AG. Her level of service is pretty good when it comes to AMPs in NOVA. But I'd be reluctant to donate that much again. I knew going in that the donation was higher than average, but I just wanted to see if it was worth it. For me, it was better than a typical NOVA AMP, but not that much better. Maybe she's better if she doesn't have someone waiting, but that's not my fault. I made an appointment well in advance of the scheduled time. But I do suspect the fame has gone to her head. For that level of donation, I'm not willing to repeat. I'd rather spend more on something that's a bit more of a sure thing. Based on my own experience, I would NOT recommend. But others have had great experiences, so it's up to you. I would say that if the FS was going for an additional 1. 5 I would've expected the rushing. I'm not a cheap person, but two bills extra just wasn't a good value in my book. Later that night, I went and scratched the itch with a lady with a hairy pussy at an ACS. I definitely went beyond my weekly budget for fun this week. You win some. You lose some. I'm happy to play the game and I'm not complaining.

Face: 7.

Body: 8.

Bbj: 6 (9 if it would've lasted longer).

FS: 8.

Attitude: Sluttly, but rushed after the halfway point. But still slutty while being rushed.

My read is if you had paid the BBJ rate instead of the FS rate you would have left happier.

Anyway, I never gave Erica a proper review last time. Originally I had planned on seeing Lucy. It's been a while since I've had a level 9 BBJ. Market Rates usually delivers what I call "The Float". That is, your member is "in" but the effort is seriously lacking. Lucy was busy and I was introduced to the more attractive Erica. I considered coming back another day but since she was more attractive I decided to take one for the team. Things went fine, no red flags, but also easy positive flags slipped. I considered rolling over for "Just a massage" to cut my losses. No red flags just easy positive flags slipped. Finally the moment of truth arrived do I "roll over" or pay the BBJ rate.

After that decision, my memory get hazy. The session took off like a Jupiter Rocket. Earth became a tiny spec in the background. I'm not sure if I recommend paying for a upgrade, she did or both of us. My session ended almost GFE. Sadly, Erica is on "Vacation" now.

Your voice said BBJ. Your money said FS. Once upon a time, back in the DC days, I paid a provider the FS rate and let her take the lead. I thought she was warming up with a HJ, she thought she could end the session with a HJ. Words were exchanged and I got FS. If you were happy with Lucy's BBJ last time then next time just pay for a BBJ.

[Serpico99]

My most recent dream.

I decided to take the plunge and give Lucy the legend a try. Set an appointment time and got there on time. I met Lucy with her beautiful nips showing through the shirt. I knew this was going to be a great experience! Threw down the house fee and waited a few minutes for some other guy to finish up in the TS room. No big deal. Got back there and had some nice small talk while she playfully cleaned me up. I will say at this point I found it odd that all she did was talk about herself and how all the guys think she's so sexy and she's the best. Maybe she's building her value. I didn't really concern myself with it too much, but I did think it was a little strange that she kept reiterating that. Anyway, she gave my guy a little kiss and we went back to the room. The massage was decent. Not therapeutic level, but no one is going there for that. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Everything of course. She asked how much I brought and I told her two bills. She got up and left for a minute. Came back and stripped. She has a nice body for her age. She is definitely pretty in the face. Her dark red lipstick is a nice contrast to her pale complexion. She started giving me a pretty good bbj, but I wish it would've lasted longer. I tried to get her to flip around for 69 but she said she was horny and needed to fuck right now. Strapped up a cover that was kind of thick and I hit it mish on the side of the table. She was pretty vocal and told me to go deep. That glove was about the thickness of a trash bag and I could tell it wasn't going to work for me. So after about 3 - 5 minutes of fucking I asked her to finish me off with her mouth and she was game for it. Then, she took the glove off and dumped a huge amount of lube on me, and started giving me the standard nova treatment. I asked her again to finish me with her mouth, and she said she can't. That was a mood killer. Eventually blasted a load. Immediately after that, she starts telling me that I need to communicate better next time if I want her mouth because she can't use her mouth after the lube is on. I politely reminded her that her mouth is exactly what I asked for, but she kind of brushed it off and thanked me so much for coming. She said she knows I'll be back. Then at the door, she stopped me and asked me if I was coming back again for sure. I said ok and left.

200 plus the house fee to get with an older woman without any massage. And she rushed you out the door. There are better options out there. We all have some bad sessions so this isn't a critique. Just want to break down the cost vs services rendered. I get my best nuts with a good edging and always erupt like a volcano. Maybe some get their best nut with a woman like Lucy.

[BoatMan3]

Thanks for the comment. I tried the one on Church by 28 a little while ago and she told me no HE, no nothing, but nice massage. I'll give Eden a try and report back.

The only consistent AMP service in Sterling that I'm aware of is at Lovely. Of the variety of places around there sometimes there is a one-off report of a NoVa (I'm thinking of the place by the DMV) and there the spot on Church near 28 I believe was busted years back so don't think they do it anymore. Someone will definitely have to TOFTT to see what Eden is all about.

[Mandane]

I noticed a new place in Sterling called Eden Spa. Anyone have experience there? If not I may TOFTT. PM if you prefer. Thanks.

The only consistent AMP service in Sterling that I'm aware of is at Lovely. Of the variety of places around there sometimes there is a one-off report of a NoVa (I'm thinking of the place by the DMV) and there the spot on Church near 28 I believe was busted years back so don't think they do it anymore. Someone will definitely have to TOFTT to see what Eden is all about.