Massage Parlor Reports

[SteveSmithAbq]

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.

Too bad this brother feels this way, but I feel like exactly the opposite.

Sure. You've got to be careful about budgeting for this habit, but I'd gladly pay what I have spent over the past year in exchange for not having to go through what I had to during the end of my last multi-year relationship. Also, AMPs are a lot cheaper than escorts.

I've also noticed that I'm now able to deal with all of the Karens at work better. They don't annoy me as much because they don't remind me of anyone who is trying to make my life miserable like I'm sure they all are doing to someone.

Here's a good way to think about committed relationships (from a TV show character):

"An unnatural arrangement which forces its participants into an unhealthy monogamy. An accretion of petty fights and resentful compromises which, like Chinese water torture, slowly transforms both parties into howling, neurotic versions of their former selves".

Happy hobbying!

[SexyD]

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.

[OldManRose]

I said I would try the New Apple in Springfield. Well I tried Tuesday they were closed and Wednesday I stopped by. Let in by a 50 something very thin women who took me to a room I told her my request and if acceptable I would have given her a try. But she said she would talk to the provider. When a younger heavy person probably in her 30's came in she was not my cup of tea. For one she had maybe a D cup I like a B second no English, since I had not put anything down yet I said I would pass and gave Mamasan a chance to try and retrieve. I drove down the street to Golden Spa in Annandale and saw Hanna as Julia was in NY. I told her what I wanted and what I could pay she was ok with that. Hanna is thin probably in her 30's or early 40's with B cup and later I found large eraser. She said we could everything I wanted except end with a shower. Her massage was ok if you like a lot of elbow work. Her tease was very good and spread for a while after about halfway. She is not shaved for those who were looking for that earlier. I think most things are on the menu I did not try for Anal but played heavily while is massaged her. We ended with everything covered and finally she showed me I made her wet. A pleasing experience all around.

[DoYouKnow]

Hello gents,

Called J&Y and was told there's a new girl. Ajuma knows me very well and she said come by and see the new girl. And so I did. Ajuma opens the door and takes the house fee for the hour. After a few minutes, in comes Sunny and is a tiny specimen with a great bod. She's probably 5'2" 100 lbs dripping wet. She has nicely man made Cs and you can tell that her face has had some work done. Overall, nice package. Very easy on the eyes. She's probably in her 40's but her body is that of a 20 year old. Mediocre massage and tease but excellent extras. Nice CBJ, rode cowgirl, picked her up into a standing mish, standing doggie, and finished in the bag. Cleanup was nice and thorough but, alas, no post coitus massage which is a thumbs down for me. She was a better provider compared to June but I'm not sure if I'll be back to see her but perhaps YMMV. PM for deets!

Originally from Flushing and so glad she arrived because J&why in the past has had some serious talent. Just the location is way too visible and have to be careful with the foot traffic, but DAMN. SUNNY body and attitude and is reputable. If she really likes. OH damn. The sky is the limit. Now she is all my ATF while she is here. Worth the time and funds. Great body is an understand and those MM, are perfectly done. Still have me drooling.

[Serpico99]

Hello everybody,

I frequent the forums usually as a spectator but this time I'll partake in the reports. I've been in the hobby for a couple of years now I mainly frequent Woodbridge and Manassas today I'm reporting on two newer spas that popped up on my radar. The first spa I saw the ad on BP no name listed to it but it's located off of Ridgefield. I dreamt that I was greeted by Zoe, a petite Asian woman probably in her mid 40's to early 50's. Massage was decent on the better side of massages that I've gotten at these spas. I didn't ask about a ts seeing as I bathed beforehand. On the flip she only offered me a standard HE saying since it was my first time there implying the next visit the menu would expand. Nice consistent motions allowed roaming OTC but after struggling to make me finish she let me explore a bit underneath her panties. House fee was. 5 for HH after tips I was out $ potentially considering a return visit.

I took a chance on this Chinese AMP off of Ridgefield Rd in Woodbridge. Actually it's on the northwestern fringe of the Woodbridge area, along Prince William Parkway. Probably can drive from the southern edge of Manassas to get to this place in about 10 to 15 minutes max. Anyway, the actual location in on Genesee Place in a three-building small business park that is surrounded by townhouses. Kind of weird set-up. My advice is to park in the parking lot of the business park vice parking outside the business park in one of the spaces directly across from the townhouses, so as to avoid any irate residents. Anyway, the AMP office (text or call the number and they will provide the location) is located around the building facing Ridgefield Road. I was walking up and down the main sidewalk trying to find the location and realized the "suite B" office was around the building. I almost knocked on the door of another office that shares the same office number. I don't see a listing on rubmaps, so just google "Woodbridge Massage" and one of the search results will show an AMP exactly named WoodBridge Massage, with the location on Genesee Place.

Anyway, Zoe greeted me and was jovial in her attitude, she is a middle aged Chinese, somewhat tall, decent body (only saw her body with clothes on, she was wearing some tight jeans (which was nice to see), curly hair. It's 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour. There is no table shower. Zoe gently prodded me if I wanted to do an hour and I declined as I always do half hour sessions at new places to feel them out.

She asked me if I wanted the back and front massaged or just the back, so I said just the back. This was my first mistake as she took that to mean, no play time after the massage ended. Anyway, she did a good medium massage, but no real tease as I think she was feeling me out. At the 30 minute mark she said she was done and I lifted my head and asked, "is that it?" in a playful way. She said she didn't have me flip since I said I wanted only back massage. She said if I wanted a few minutes of front massage, just give her an extra 5 (5 dollars). I agreed and I flipped and she started doing a nice soft touch on my chest. She asked me if I was a cop and I said no, and then she proceeded to do a nice HJ. She asked me how much I would tip and I said 50, she playfully suggested more so I offered 60 and she was cool with that. She took direction well, using different hand techniques to get me rock hard and I busted a big nut. She allowed gentle OTC groping of her ass.

The place is clean, there is a heated pad on the table underneath the sheet, which is nice on a frigid day like today.

This is a good discrete place to go if you want a decent massage and a good edging HJ. Some people may complain about the 60 tip for just HJ but given inflation is hurting everyone, including providers, the days of a good massage and a good noVA standard HJ for 40 are long gone. For HJ, I always start at 50 if they ask what tip I would give and very, very few now accept 50.60 seems ok without the provider throwing a fuss and doing a rushed pump and dump.

Zoe said a new girl will be starting on Sunday.

[NameSake]

Any upgrades at forever wellness? I honestly can't tell with all of the spam reviews for this place. Hoping for daty from an older provider. I'm under the impression this is just a nova place with pm available but that's it.

I was skeptical of the place at 830X Arlington due to the many spam reports about "Grace. " But, I was in the area and figured why not check it out. Arrived a little after their opening and was greeted by Bibi, a petite 50 year old bombshell. TS was nothing to write home about and honestly, the massage wasn't the greatest either, but the menu offerings were quite decadent I must say. She played a bit with my taint and asshole for a minute or so before the flip and then asked what I was in the mood for. I let her know I wanted daty and she agreed. Off comes the skimpy dress to reveal nice shaped natural B's which were perfect for extensive nursing. I laid her down and dove in to her nicely groomed flower. She is clean. Very clean. I turned her over onto all fours and leapt back in for more daty, fiv and dato from the back. The sounds coming from her let me know she was enjoying this experience very much. The view from my pov was incredible.

Anyways, Bibi finished me off with standard nova in 69 position while I continued to dine. One of the best eruptions I've had to date. If you all think the reviews are fake, they might be, but damn you'll still have a good time. On the way out she showed me some other girl- much younger- possibly mid 30's with light orange colored hair. She looked good, but not Bibi good. Total damage for the hour + tip was $. 8.

Call me old fashioned, but I believe if you're eating a girls ass and vag, she should be blowing you bbj. If a girl doesn't give me that. No way am I eating her raw.

I have no idea why someone said my report is bs. No way. Bibi's service and price is legit but I love Grace more. If you need PM, definitely Grace would be a better choice. But it doesn't mean BiBi isn't good. To each is own.

[JayCramer80]

Anybody know what happened to MP website? Is MP still in business?

[FakeName3]

Lately this Thread lacks diversity. All I read about here are story after story of the same few AMP's from the same few posters; May, Best, One. May, Best One. May, Best, One.

I suggest that everyone go find a new place and report back on it. Just yesterday I went to a new Chinese massage place never mentioned on here and not advertised as anything more than massage. I paid a standard fee for an HR massage and there was no teasing at all. Half way through she asked me to flip and continued on my chest and abs. While she was rubbing my abs I politely and directly asked if she could massage my half boner.

She held her finger in front of her lips and went over to double check the lock on the door and then proceed to oil up and stroke Jr. Her other hand was oiling up my balls and I motioned for her to go a bit lower so she stopped for a minute and put on a glove before she started a PM. She allowed no touching but gave an excellent PM HJ. Afterward she continued the hour massage no different than if she were just massaging my neck.

I asked how much for the extras and she said no so ended up tipping her 15% as I do for any service rendered satisfactory. Won't give out the name here to protect the innocent but I'm sure there are many more like it. You just have to search and find.

[PrivatePyle]

For the brothers that look for the following combination of service, as I do:

Clean place and clean sheets + strong / deep tissue massage + PM play + HJ finish + reasonably personable provider.

This is a summary of recent great experiences: (not in any particular order. All listed on rubmaps).

- Angel at May Wellness, Fairfax (listed as Ashley wellness on rubmaps).

- Jenny at Body Soul & Spirit, Vienna.

- Kiko at Diamond Flash, Fairfax.

- Lisa at Impact, Annandale.

- Vivian at Comfort Spot, Fairfax.

All have different styles, and some are more playful and speak English better than others, but all provide a great experience and I hope they all stick around!

I will second the mention of Angel at MW. I saw her today for the second time and forgot / underestimated how good her massage is. I cocked my leg toward the end of the massage, and she quickly got the message to mix in play and massage for the final 10 minutes before the flip. For those who enjoy DATY, she does as well. Slight side note: The place was busier than I have every seen it with the door jangling every five minutes.

I have not seen Jenny in three years, but she was outstanding when I saw her.

[Patch24m]

Hello gents,

Called J&Y and was told there's a new girl. Ajuma knows me very well and she said come by and see the new girl. And so I did. Ajuma opens the door and takes the house fee for the hour. After a few minutes, in comes Sunny and is a tiny specimen with a great bod. She's probably 5'2" 100 lbs dripping wet. She has nicely man made Cs and you can tell that her face has had some work done. Overall, nice package. Very easy on the eyes. She's probably in her 40's but her body is that of a 20 year old. Mediocre massage and tease but excellent extras. Nice CBJ, rode cowgirl, picked her up into a standing mish, standing doggie, and finished in the bag. Cleanup was nice and thorough but, alas, no post coitus massage which is a thumbs down for me. She was a better provider compared to June but I'm not sure if I'll be back to see her but perhaps YMMV. PM for deets!

[SteveSmithAbq]

For the brothers that look for the following combination of service, as I do:

Clean place and clean sheets + strong / deep tissue massage + PM play + HJ finish + reasonably personable provider.

This is a summary of recent great experiences: (not in any particular order. All listed on rubmaps).

- Angel at May Wellness, Fairfax (listed as Ashley wellness on rubmaps).

- Jenny at Body Soul & Spirit, Vienna.

- Kiko at Diamond Flash, Fairfax.

- Lisa at Impact, Annandale.

- Vivian at Comfort Spot, Fairfax.

All have different styles, and some are more playful and speak English better than others, but all provide a great experience and I hope they all stick around!

[BlueDrifter]

Haven't been in awhile and seen post saying there are Latinas here now so decided to make a stop. Went to location and when the door opened a decent looking thick latina said hello. Shown to room and went over details. Stayed for the experience but won't be going back at the cost.

[PilotAviator]

Apple Spa (Kilworth Ln in Springfield) -- previously known as Lucky Therapy (Spa).

I believe I may have been among the very first customers to enjoy an appointment when Vicky first opened Lucky Spa (I helped her move from MSP when it closed). Likewise, I was among the very first customers when Tina took over a few months before Vicky died. (RIP). Tina sold the business at the end of 2023 and the new owners opened "Apple Spa. ".

Same excellent facility with a reconfigured entrance (typical two door entrance now. A change Tina made). The interior is spotless clean (but now all the doors are kept closed). We were in my "usual massage studio" (very comfortable table, very good linen and towels).

New owner, new staff. Nice people.

During my appointment, I enjoyed good conversation / company, as well as a good TS and massage from a good Massage technician.

The entire massage experience was good, and I intend to return.

Thank you "Apple Spa and staff" (and especially Victoria who was my MT for this appoinment).

Standard rates and tips accepted with smiles.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[PilotAviator]

Unless I missed it.

Yes. Royals1971 identified the location as "route 1" -- the context and lack of capitalization made it easy to miss the location. Based on other reviews and comments, the location is "Route 1 Spa".

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

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