Massage Parlor Reports

**RedRocks1968** · 01-21-24 01:06

Katie is long gone.

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

What days does she work. I went a couple of years ago and believe that is who I saw.

**Assman To You** · 01-20-24 21:50

Went in Apple and met by Vicky who is a blond chunky girl with big tatas so I took her up for HR w TS. After a not so good massage which was mostly pushing and proding even her soft touch was strange. Eventually she got around to playing with my ball sack and taint then rubbed the brown spot with lube for what seemed like a long time. She did put a glove on with some lube to PM. So this is where it all went bad. I turned over and went to touch her boobs and she slinked away. Then I ask her about taking off the dress and it seemed like she was going to but didn't. She asked about the tip and I said I would take care of her. She then says 100 to lose the dress. I'm like damn I was thinking 80. After some back and forth I detected an attitude and my mood was shot so I said F it ill just leave. So she got no tip vs 80 I was planning to leave her but I was pissed. She was complaining to some mms who was out of sight.

I went by Sung Spa next but met by 2 grand mas and passed. Went home less 80 with blue balls.

**PilotAviator** · 01-20-24 21:27

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Lots of reviews on the forum so you can choose the one who works best for you. For the good ones, the basic rate includes at least HE and often topless. You can do your own homework on menus and upgrade prices.

One thing you won't get is the non-stop bell ringing and you'll have the opportunity to build rapport with the masseuse without worrying about whether she'll be gone in a week. Just my two-cent's worth.

JMS's "two cents" contribution is worth a million in experience and wisdom.

PA.

**Illini333** · 01-20-24 20:15

What days does she work. I went a couple of years ago and believe that is who I saw.

**Patch24m** · 01-20-24 16:28

Ask for Amy and thank me later. She could very well be the first three pics on their ad (or is a very good representation of her). Good massage, great tease, and amazing extras -- she was really into it and the afterglow was heavenly. After cleanup, more leg massage and she was able to wake junior up a 2nd time. I didn't have additional funding for a 2nd pop but she kept teasing junior -- she probably wouldv'e given me an HE if I had asked, aaaaaggggghhhh!! She's my new ATF. Seniors PM for deets!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/bur.../23119245.html

**Serpico99** · 01-20-24 06:14

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

HE spending is absolutely discretionary, nobody can force you to pay more than 40 for a basic, and honestly Chinese grandmas are not worth more than that.

Fortunately for me, I don't patronize Chinese grandmas. If I don't like what I see upon entry, I turn around and walk out.

**JmSuttr** · 01-20-24 01:35

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.

Lots of reviews on the forum so you can choose the one who works best for you. For the good ones, the basic rate includes at least HE and often topless. You can do your own homework on menus and upgrade prices.

One thing you won't get is the non-stop bell ringing and you'll have the opportunity to build rapport with the masseuse without worrying about whether she'll be gone in a week. Just my two-cent's worth.

**DC002** · 01-19-24 22:53

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

Too bad this brother feels this way, but I feel like exactly the opposite.

Sure. You've got to be careful about budgeting for this habit, but I'd gladly pay what I have spent over the past year in exchange for not having to go through what I had to during the end of my last multi-year relationship. Also, AMPs are a lot cheaper than escorts.

I've also noticed that I'm now able to deal with all of the Karens at work better. They don't annoy me as much because they don't remind me of anyone who is trying to make my life miserable like I'm sure they all are doing to someone.

Here's a good way to think about committed relationships (from a TV show character):

"An unnatural arrangement which forces its participants into an unhealthy monogamy. An accretion of petty fights and resentful compromises which, like Chinese water torture, slowly transforms both parties into howling, neurotic versions of their former selves".

Happy hobbying!

So true! Better than going to a shrink and a lot more fun. Just have to have the right attitude. And smile.

**Alkan21** · 01-19-24 22:18

Originally Posted by OldManRose [View Original Post]

I said I would try the New Apple in Springfield. Well I tried Tuesday they were closed and Wednesday I stopped by. Let in by a 50 something very thin women who took me to a room I told her my request and if acceptable I would have given her a try. But she said she would talk to the provider. When a younger heavy person probably in her 30's came in she was not my cup of tea. For one she had maybe a D cup I like a B second no English, since I had not put anything down yet I said I would pass and gave Mamasan a chance to try and retrieve. I drove down the street to Golden Spa in Annandale and saw Hanna as Julia was in NY. I told her what I wanted and what I could pay she was ok with that. Hanna is thin probably in her 30's or early 40's with B cup and later I found large eraser. She said we could everything I wanted except end with a shower. Her massage was ok if you like a lot of elbow work. Her tease was very good and spread for a while after about halfway. She is not shaved for those who were looking for that earlier. I think most things are on the menu I did not try for Anal but played heavily while is massaged her. We ended with everything covered and finally she showed me I made her wet. A pleasing experience all around.

I'm cool with not shaved, but are we talking about neatly trimmed, or full Bush?

**CanaPunter** · 01-19-24 16:58

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Some people may complain about the 60 tip for just HJ but given inflation is hurting everyone, including providers, the days of a good massage and a good noVA standard HJ for 40 are long gone. For HJ, I always start at 50 if they ask what tip I would give and very, very few now accept 50.60 seems ok without the provider throwing a fuss and doing a rushed pump and dump.

HE spending is absolutely discretionary, nobody can force you to pay more than 40 for a basic, and honestly Chinese grandmas are not worth more than that.

**Dunnit** · 01-19-24 15:21

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.

I have also dropped more than I should have on average service, but I learned quickly. If you are tipping over a Benj for so-so service, don't. I am now wiser, and average service gets a 20 at best, sometimes nothing. You still walk out with a 100 dollar hole in your pocket, but you have a) enough for a trip elsewhere and b) hopefully made your point that they may want to up their game if they want returning clients. Just my 2 c. Good luck.

**DoctorDoctor** · 01-19-24 14:01

Originally Posted by OldManRose [View Original Post]

I said I would try the New Apple in Springfield. Well I tried Tuesday they were closed and Wednesday I stopped by. Let in by a 50 something very thin women who took me to a room I told her my request and if acceptable I would have given her a try. But she said she would talk to the provider. When a younger heavy person probably in her 30's came in she was not my cup of tea. For one she had maybe a D cup I like a B second no English, since I had not put anything down yet I said I would pass and gave Mamasan a chance to try and retrieve. I drove down the street to Golden Spa in Annandale and saw Hanna as Julia was in NY. I told her what I wanted and what I could pay she was ok with that. Hanna is thin probably in her 30's or early 40's with B cup and later I found large eraser. She said we could everything I wanted except end with a shower. Her massage was ok if you like a lot of elbow work. Her tease was very good and spread for a while after about halfway. She is not shaved for those who were looking for that earlier. I think most things are on the menu I did not try for Anal but played heavily while is massaged her. We ended with everything covered and finally she showed me I made her wet. A pleasing experience all around.

I visited Golden recently. Drew Sophie. 30 minutes. Massage was lack luster. Flip was offered full menu. Kinda blah. Ran out of time. Suggested I try Hanna. She's enthusiastic. Repeat? Yes.

**Eddie223** · 01-19-24 12:02

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.

Check out the massage section of bed page and check out if the Thai girls you can schedule for massage might fill the niche you are looking for.

You're lucky you have that in NoVA, it's not everywhere. Where I'm at it much lower quality AMP, one ACS and couple STG escorts. Life is rough away from the city.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 01-19-24 10:52

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.

Too bad this brother feels this way, but I feel like exactly the opposite.

Sure. You've got to be careful about budgeting for this habit, but I'd gladly pay what I have spent over the past year in exchange for not having to go through what I had to during the end of my last multi-year relationship. Also, AMPs are a lot cheaper than escorts.

I've also noticed that I'm now able to deal with all of the Karens at work better. They don't annoy me as much because they don't remind me of anyone who is trying to make my life miserable like I'm sure they all are doing to someone.

Here's a good way to think about committed relationships (from a TV show character):

"An unnatural arrangement which forces its participants into an unhealthy monogamy. An accretion of petty fights and resentful compromises which, like Chinese water torture, slowly transforms both parties into howling, neurotic versions of their former selves".

Happy hobbying!

**SexyD** · 01-19-24 06:01

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.